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Show • THE MIDVALE JOURNAL Thursday, May 7, 1931 . J SECfiON COMIC OUR - CONOCO ~ 01____._s_,en_ts_in_t_h_e_L_i~_e_s_of_L_it_tle_M_en_______,l 0 We don't sell Germ-Processed Oil on claims ...we just show you the test results, figured out in fractions ... 'm' IPEA I YOV ~<!NO~ i3Ef1"ER 1HAN COME 1b I 600V SHOOTE\Z every detail of operating cost and_..,..,..~~~ maintenance during 7,488 ~WJ!i!jf'i'j@~ miles of regular passen• I. tf-Ji{{] gcr service, compar· iog the results with &D equal test of MESS I HOW ,DID YOU GET YOUR ~NU(KLES SO DIRT'/ ? LOOK AT · fHOS£. STOC..KlN6S, 1!-IE'f ~u::I~J 'WERE PERFE<TLY GOOD 'It-liS MORN IN 0 '\oO TS comfortable to know that the oil you are using will result in gasoline and oil economics. A prom• iocnt southwestern bus line (name on request) wanted to know. They put Germ-Processed Motor Oil to the test in a 25-passenger bus. Competent engineers checked 1HE f.A~LE. WlTti suc.tf DIRTY HANPS- HOW OFTEN MU~r YOlJ i3E IOLD? ..,uu GEE. ,1HAT At HT ~LL I LOSf M'/ • When the test coded it was found that Conoco Germ-Processed Motor Oil had reduced oil con• sumption by 13% and had lowered gasoline con• sumption by 14.3% Such economies are also possible in your car. And there are other advantages which soon become evident to the user of Conoco Germ-Processed Motor Oil, each proved by authoritative tests. Your own test-through· • use will be most convincing. Have your crankcase 1illed today with Conoco Germ-Processed Motor' Oil at the nearest sign of the Conoco Red Triangle. All grades 35/ the competing oiL pet quart. ··, THE FEATHERHEADS : ·. CONOCO Wonderful TrtiWI with 11 Co•tHo Passport. •• , • Send an oudine of proposed .motor trip or Jet us help plan your trip. Get & Conoco passport, individually marked maps aod other travel helps .•. all FREEl More !han thirty thou• eaud motorins UJed this service in the 5ea$On just paued. CONOCO TRAVEL BUREAU .. Denver, Colorado, }'OW' Gf· ~M P~OCfSSED PAII.AF-FIN 8 AS E MOTOR. 01 L Not Guilty world or that the animals have been Galway Urban Council into zoos. We merely mean The chlldl·en in the circle at SunSeeks Historical Relic herded that transportation facilities have day school were not very well be- . '\ The my)'ttery that hus so long surrounded the disappearance of the mace and sword of the Qld Galway corporation has been partly solved, says the San Francisco Chronicle. It has been ascertained that the mace was sold by a Jewish dealer in antiques for more than $40,000 and afterward sold abroad for a much larger sum. The mace, which is of solid silver, is of grtut archeological and sentimental value and is being sought for by the Galway urban council, successor of the mayor and corporation dis· solved years ago. It appears that the last mayor kept the mace and sword in lieu of unpaid salary, and Ills hei1·s decided to part with them. The dealer who purchased It states that he offered the mace to the Dublin mu~eum before finally disposing of it. It Is said, however, that under an ancient law the mace cannot be sold outside Ireland. been so greatly developed that railroads-or at least one railroad-cut straight across the continent, while there are few forests so n~arly impenetrable that the intrepid explorer is not likely to run into trucks and automobiles calmly speeding along on good motor roads. Even though the famed pigmies are still pictured as shy and retiring when they are thrown upon the screen, it is evident from their very appearance in tile movies that It is not very hard to find them or to seek out their haunts. It is related by one American resident in Africa, whose contact with the pigmies developer! from his often taking them into a local trading po~t in his car, eight or nine easily fitting into a small auto, that nothing is easier to find than a new pigmy village, becaus!c' the llttle people move every few weeks.-New York Evening Post. haved. Gorrlon went home to report to his mother. "The little boys and girls were not _good. They patted their feet on the floor and made a noise," he sald. "I hope my little boy did not pat his feet on the ftoor," Raid mother. "No, mother. 1\Iy chair was too high."-Indianapolis .:-.-ews. Street "\Yhat's wrong, officer?'' "This is a one-way street." "But-" ''No two ways about it." Hia Flowery Name A colored youth, about eighteen, presented himself as a voluntary March of Civilization Over "Dark Continent" witness !n a Brooklyn (N. Y.) court. Although the current crop of movIng pictures of animal and native life in Africa valiantly seeks to preserve our illusions of the inaccessibility of the interior of the Dark continent and of the danger of travel among wild tribes and fierce animals, the evidence is piling up that Africa is becoming pretty well civilize(l. This is not to say that its tribes have all adopted the ways of the outside all FINNEY OF THE FORCE Not Bad for an Art School Al'll 'lt)U LEAVE ME TAKE. MV COAT OFF t ··HOW IX> 'rOO K~ WI-I~Tt4EQ. t GOT A GOOO FIGURE oQ ~OT ~/f.· "What's your name1" aslied the assistant district attorney. "Pleasant Moment," the youth re{)lled. He insisted that was his true name, whereupon his testimony was taken by the grand jury. There is in man a higher than love of happiness; he can do w;thout happiness, and instead thereof find blessedness.-Carlyle. 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