| Show tI h p A U of t rUN I V a t J Y E 1 7 di f J Beware Judge would you advise a ayoung ayoung ayoung young man to go into political life if he saw an opening Yes if he was sure of not getting getting getting get get- ting himself into a hole A doctor who told his lady patient patient patient pa pa- tient that all she needed was a little sun son and air was much embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed em em- when she exclaimed she wasn't even married Exception First Reporter Reporter Reporter-Do Do you hyphenate hyphen hyphen- ate headache Second Reporter Reporter Not Not unless its it's a splitting headache By All Means l My dear I l never imagined you would mar marry the man you did said Gladys Glads Neither did I 1 I replied her friend I 1 disliked his ways but I 1 adored his hiJ means means Missed l Him Dim How is it youre you're late again at your work this morning Well VelI you see sir there are eight of us in the house and the alarm clock was only set for seven See it if you yon can laugh that off oft said the farmers farmer's wife as she wired a button on the vest of her fat husband Going Strong And how are you getting on at school Jimmy Oh fine Im I'm learning words of four cylinders now Ah Me tIe Stop pushing me up the stairs mister Im not pushing pushing pushing-I'm Im I'm sighing |
