Show I I I GAY GADGETS GAD GETS GETS' Associated Newspapers Newspapers Features By NANCY PEPPER GIRL MEETS 1 BOY Weve We've been asking hep heays from coast to coast what they like most in a boy boy and and in incase case youre you're interested interested interested inter inter- j ested heres here's the l result of our poll Of course there were some girls who looked blank and asked What is a boy but boy but that's to be expected expected expected ex ex- at a time when girls outnumber outnumber outnumber out out- number boys 15 to 1 in some high schools Definitely its it's a TS Personality Plus This Plus This comes first the girls say And they dont don't mean Poison Good Dancer Dancer If If he dances as ashe if he had snowshoes on he can just lust make like a hoop and roll roU along Good Talker Talker Talker-No No girls like to go out with a Zombie Sense of Humor That Humor That means he must think some of the things SHE says are funny too Good Manners Does Manners Does he leave you stranded in the middle of the floor after a dance Does he eat with a 1 1 1 fork Ion or a shovel Does he ne open doors for you or slam them in your face Some boys have manners man man- ners but ners-but but not the right kind Movie Mad He Mad He must like movies they insist But dont don't expect him to voon s swoon over Van Johnson junior And dont don't be offended if he drools for Laura Bacall It was YOUR idea to see a movie tonight remember Looks Are Least Least That's That's what the girls say say but but its it's hard to believe Plenty of homely boys with sterling qualities are turned down in favor of some oafish goons who happen to hair John Hodiak Hodiak Hodiak Ho- Ho have Van Johnsons Johnson's diak shoulders or Bob Hutton pro pro- file No Wolves Allowed You Allowed You like boys who can have fun without necking you say You dont don't like them too smooth or too fast Then why are you wearing that Red Riding Hood if you dont don't want a Wolf to run after you JABBERWOCKY JABBER AND GIGGLE GAGS Some 64 Questions Q What What is the definition of a Pretzel A. A A.-A A. A doughnut with convulsions Q Q Why Why did the moron stick a grape in his eye A. A So A.-So So his tears would flow like wine gine JABBERWOCKY JABBER Sewing Circle Harpy Circle Harpy huddle all girl party A Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle-A A smooth boy Cuffed Going Cuffed Going steady Hes He's Joined the Foreign Legion- Legion Hes He's going steady with a girl from another school I TRIXIE TEEN SA SAYS SAIS IS I'S I 1 If 11 f youre you're lucky enough to havea have a Teen Canteen in your our community community community-by by all means support it What I mean is is attend it as often as you can Maybe a lot o of 01 f the younger kid Ait c DO clutter up the place well uell anyone from 13 up is usually eligible eligible eligi ble but that's the general idea behind a a. a Canteen Canteen to to give ALL the teenagers a u place o of f their own Once you ou and your your crowd desert others will follow and all your our fine organization work will ivill be a total loss los Fun is where you find it and it-and you'll find plenty of 0 the right kind if i you look for it at the Teen Canteen |