Show x 1 I r o Yb f Notes Note o of f an Innocent Bystander I Commander Joseph W. W Golinkin well known artist of sporting prints and now commodore of a section of the Pacific fleet writes that he had cleared through censorship a piece he had written fora for a New York newSpaper newspaper newspaper news- news paper on naval operations there He says that he was amazed at the few changes made in his copy but one floored him The censor changed the word debutante to society girl The Press Box C Cynics pointed to Syria to illustrate their sordid sordid sordid sor sor- did opinions that an international organization organization or or- is useless On the contrary contrary contrary con con- that squabble proves the necessity necessity necessity ne ne- ne- ne of it So that such differences differences differ differ- can be solved by men sitting around a table instead of soldiers in foxholes A Boston gazette quips Jap leaders are sighing for fora a leader like Josef Stalin Stalin and and if they make any false moves in his direction they're likely to have one Quota Quotation tion Marksmanship W. W E. E Barrett Nobody ever sees a city go to sleep it shuts itself up and drops off to sl slumber ber an inch at a time 1 I. I anin Pessimists arc are arc people who having the choice I between two evils will choose both Mag Dige Money will buy a dog but it will not buy a wag of its tail Damon Runyon Nobody on Broadway gives a darn about a million dollars They merely want to live like millionaires I. I Primas Prima's suggestion for Hitler's headstone headstone headstone head head- stone A corporal in the last war wara war war- a corpse in this one Anon Europe Europe Europe Eu Eu- rope A collection of countries with chips on their shoulders and none on the table Sign at Pauls Paul's inthe in inthe inthe the Adirondacks Honeymooners treated with studied neglect H. H L. L The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you Attention Mr lilT and amI Mrs United States Washington At the very same time Congress is considering raising its own salary a Congressional committee committee committee com com- has recommended that salaries salaries salaries sal sal- aries be reduced for other public servants If it becomes law the following loyal Americans will get geta a cut in pay The undersecretaries of State and Treasury Mr Noonan Commissioner of Internal Revenue Revenue Revenue Reve Reve- nue the Director of the Budget Mr Bell of all people who handles handles handles han han- the money and one of the most popular of public servants servants servants-J. J. J Edgar Edgar Edgar Ed Ed- gar Hoover Director of the FBI In effecting laws for their own deserved deserved deserved de de- de- de served raise in pay pay our our Congress should set an example for example for other underpaid underpaid underpaid un un- un- un public servants Salzburg Germany Emil Jan Jan- Jannings Jannings former Hollywood German movie actor is now beating his breast protesting that he never was wasa a Nazi Although Emil Jannings took part in Goebbels' Goebbels propaganda Jan tan Jannings Jannings over the radio this week brazenly sent his greetings to movie director Ernst Lubitsch He deI described described de de- de- de scribed Lubitsch as his friend This I is to offer the United States Immigration Immigration Immigration I gration Department a witness I against Emil J Jannings Jannings-if if if he tries entering our country The witness witness witness wit wit- ness Ernst Lubitsch will testify that Emil J Jannings is a liar and a Nazi Nazi Nazi-if if you will pardon the red un- un fancy iancy Los Angeles Generals P Patton and Doolittle were received by their fellow Californians with open arms Typically these great American generals gave ti all the credit to their men It resulted also in typical American reaction in even greater public admiration and f affection for themselves Hundreds of thousands of soldiers soldiers sol sot diers have given Generals Patton Patton Patton Pat- Pat ton and Doolittle the regulation Army salute from the shoulder Millions of American civilIans civilians civil civil- ians tans today are giving Patton and Doolittle a salute from the the y heart Washington Ticker Adolph Berle Jr our Ambassador to Brazil has flown back to Washington to report in person to the President That's I how serious mat matters ers are in Brazil because of our peculiar romance with Argentina Ed Pauley Is slated to be U U. S. S Reparations Commissioner Commissioner Commissioner Com Com- missioner for Japan after J F-J Day The J Japs aps will pay for Pearl Harbor Harbor from from the pocket pocket pocket-as as well as through the nose Bob Hannegan Hannegan Hannegan Han- Han plans to td muster the full strength of the next presidential campaign in the 1946 Congressional fight LaGuardia is still a dark- dark horse candidate to repeat himself as I Mayor of N. N Y r r Former drama critic and naval officer officer of of- floor John Mason Brown will inherit the late Ernie Pyles Pyle's spot on Ernies Ernie's syndicate This reporter has sent an an entire colm of information on the Langford murder case to Dist Atty Hogan of N. N Y OWIs psychological warfare section section- which prepared the leaflets dropped by B to Japs has Japs-has has been cut to shreds by Congress It may mean that one too many American soldiers will die fighting J Japs aps who might othI otherwise otherwise oth oth- I have surrendered by believing a ing IU the O. O WI r K j I r T 1 f fT |