Show 1 the manti mad messenger Messen gerl ever arid i 11 there are women in tho the world to every men Is not so popular pular a malady as it as two months ago grabowski Grabow shi Is tho the name of most successful turf marl he made this year leadville col cal ie Is building an ice tee palace whose walla alls will require pounds of ice it costs new yorkers 2 a head to bear yetto yette gillbert Gul lbert and they appear perfectly an english librarian recently died of tuberculosis contracted from books OL read by consumptive patients aj and julian have decided to call it a draw and quit this will mill mean a great saving sa ing 0 04 printer a ink mr julian speaks a 0 mr mona mans as an ungrateful bum thus the pugilistic melee goes merrily on an alliance between the american tagle and the hasslin in bear would be eure sure to put the growl groi on tho the british lion with the removal of at john L sullivan to chicago will vanish last claim to be considered cultures headquarters another advertisement for col cot inge r soll soil the law class of the missouri university haa has decided not to invite him to lecture mcdonald cDonald BI county mo to has an orca a naj of 6 acres the largest in the united states and perhaps the largest in the world chicago Is to havo have a bicycle e squad and andi there la is likely to bo be a reduction in the avoirdupois of some of the members of tho the force the announcement that the new york grant monument will not be completed next april appears to bring out ea no expressions espres ciplis of surprise I 1 2 the women who have b ban n objecting because them were exi u td orarn tho the chicago open board trie boat know when they are in lae icel I 1 no one will object to col harvey a efforts to eliminate selfishness from politics it there la Is occasion tor for going into secret cession session to do the work it seems likely now that atter att ir all the armenians havo have been killed the powers will see to it that there la Is an amicable adjustment 0 the little misunderstanding der standing one ot of the first results of war talk ia ts to develop the sensitiveness of at capital it will ecurry scurry to cover it any one happens to mention that mars Is liable to bo in the ascendant it Is not difficult to count tho the men who are really candidates but when it comes to trying to count those who think they are candidates the task assumes serious proportions here Is I 1 a man with a conscience and no mistake mr G green ot of mcclure Mc CIure rs kan ran ahila bite intoxicated aware out a 1 41 warrant against himself was arraigned ned pleaded guilty paid hia his fine and went home very happy england la to showing a disposition to tae itse her power and embarrass this country financially etc has that privilege Z but our people can manage to scrape along with thin pocketbooks if hers can contrive la in some way to live without anything special to eat that la Is a singular telegram which a college football player makes public showing that not only the students but the faculty of a state university in the northwest joined in offering a good and valuable consideration to him it if ho he would pretend to bo be a student in tho the college and play on the team can it really bo be true that reform of the foot oot b ball bill ill anani la in colleges mist begin with reform at 0 the faculties siy people are kept gu what the next fool thing done by society folk with appi apparent rent antelle t will be danker wife in noson eloped with a arn twenty years younger than herself leaving four children nad and millions then charlas W grandson of the man who makei the deering self binder und and other instruments abandoned it home ot of wealth and culture and case to enter tho the regular army a aid ld curr curry r hereu at fort ay dy by at process of t reasoning cither ot of eee ese persona persons could have persuaded th 11 Ina elves to do euch such inexcusable and irretrievably bably tably idl lilt otio atla things no hunan human intelligence can |