Show the manti monti messenger Messen geri o 0 M t ri arld i it I 1 I 1 MI f ih the e r man an wb who O 0 au temper also joses loses his game garne As there are exceptions to all rules some dudes must bavo have brains john dull bull takes to the monroe doctrine with the eagerness ot of a tramp to a bar of 0 soap kansas farmers have discovered that sun sunflower floer leaves lemes make as good cigar fillers as cabbage leases during the recent cold gnap elk in th ahr vicinity vici rity of lander wyo camo came from the mountains to feed with the cattle the sultan is doing his best to provo thit he has to kill the ferocious arme nian sheep to keep heep them from biting him fhe rhe reputation of chicago was sustained ono one day last week when five judges giantel a hundred divorces in three hours before harry hayward left minneapolis he had succeeded in making the verdict of the jury and that of tho the public entirely unanimous somebody in Steu steubenville benville cab advertises verti ses a matrimonial pt pilot ot tor for 50 cents and ana another advertises divorces secured on easy terms the use of perforated bed clothed clo thees la Is recommended as a cure tor for rheumatism this seems to bo be merely an amplification of the porous plaster idea illinois attorney general has decided that it Is a lottery and therefore illegal to give purchasers sera of merchandise a guess at the number of beans in a jar an ex hangman who has sent over five hundred criminals out of this world says that not one of these was a theres expert testimony tor for you westley black ot of stillwater ok was engaged to lady in ohio for twenty three ears and finally married her one day last week think of that impatient girls since tho the substitution of electricity for or animal power on street railways rall waya horses have lost their job nearly 71 per cent of tho whole number fori formerly employed last cek the Silv atton army stationed fat tit ogdensburg N Y announced that on saturday evening they would expose the biggest liar in town all the prevaricators of note flocked hocked to hear the expose and the result wig the greatest grea gre attest boom the army ever enjoyed in that section it was a great night for the lassies classies las sies anger ie to eloit madness Is he not madman that has lost the government of himself him solf if and Is tossed hither and thither thith pr r by his fury aa as by a tempest the executioner and murderer of hia his own friends mends it aloes doea all things by violence ns no well upon itself aa as others and it Is in short the master of all pis pas alons i A kansas member will go thundering down the ages as the min who made the fire firs speech in the lieth congress cor gress after the roll was called he lie arose ith great dignity addressed dressel ad the clerk announced had hl name and then asked II 11 his nimo nime had been properly recorded this speech was not particularly brilliant but it was the first of the lieth congress gentleness Gentle nees which belongs to virtue Is to be carefully distinguished from the mean ments spirit ot of cowards and the assent of sycophants it rea a ro esst ji t right from fear it gims gl ea up no important truth from flattery it Is indeed not only consistent with a firm mind but it necessarily requires a manly spirit and a fixed principle in order to give it any ical seal value II 11 D fisher of kansas would not have been satisfactory as a chaplain of the house of representatives ant an way lie makes longer prayers than any other pcr n re isao no of and loss tong prayers are not popular in congress or out of 0 it dealdea besides he tells the lord nearly every day about the quantrell raid in which he was culled in an old carpet by his wite wife and saved and there la Is nothing for which he will int tat petition the throne of grace says a kansas paper dr drewer brewer says in the journal of hygiene that he cured two young women ot of consumption by giving them all the peanuts thoy could eat eit they had hakea cod liter liver oil and tonics until nearly dead he ile fed them lenuta a year and allowed them to inhale vine ear gar fumes when they were pronounced cured the peanut he says la to an tn GA cellest fat producer he lie declare declares thai that it beata beats the koch lymph and 1 Is the moat moist satisfactory trtAt treatment ment he vei tri 3 tor for lung diseases |