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Show and began cutting his monogram in a HUNTING FOR HONEY. Our 0 lightful Tongue. smooth place in the bark. After much fm ahead g future a is There promi-iuu. Fxpi-r- t a ThrouaU Florida Following a on pain and labor the job was completed, the Method hand is of business. some who can sue Not Travel tight and Thicket. Marsh bright literary man and a crank J and an S Train an l)ovn-;rat:- e Fools seek notoriety by their oddities. v cupe with and rex cal the mysstood out in eful! ,,iil l.lae xvas one of those calm, clear spring that was rather It How till the je bold relief. The captain eyed his handiInquisitiveness is the creation of in- teries of our delightful tongue. Engin- -, too may Me seems nature hen mornings, said a conductor dolence. lish as it is spake is no longer a lan iloleiit to rouse herself to the ordinary work xvitli evident pleasure, and then Mty, jW hummed tr:v:n too xve sat down in the Hiade to rest. often conceit mistakes tjie Ignorance took pride in ii lit, as T guag'N What we once routine of work, hut lies like a sluggard When it gets a little later inthe seafor dignity. into decay, degrneraLul for another nap ere she encounters tha son, an xve" re failing rapidly certain of gittin a good I in free believe but not rides, lull. always and ex isccratiori to sjn-aplain. chance o honey, we'll take the (da j'o" a ttvp wart in free speech. fatigue? of the day. the with 1 am 'onian and ex art, an" ax in some o the pained deeply in oficnng the is of necesAn unreasonabe in adon- ('apt. Sterne, having risen and puli- - settlement folks, st Vr,,us . is an we'll all come out a evfact it rolfd up Ids eves but foregoing assertion, -' sity an unlettered one. ed hinw'lf into his clothes, came out n here an have a hee euttiid. From the dear fellow. he exboa-te- d -- I lc-thonce our If lunguagt in face a Earnestness in a looks o that 'ere tree tier must be a the lu:ic piazza, doused his good cause cannot the conductor. a stop short of fame. continues to retrograde as it lias in tht n of fre-- h water, scrubbed himself sight o sxveet stutl hid axvax that 'ere 'j and what is to prevent down- Fraetiee only can burnish the virtues past few years it xvill soon assume the x icrouslv xv'i.U a coarse towel, mic holler. At a at a running straight into their glorious the unsophisticated -- of tht made a f xv idi'icy-- to at iu- pas-e- s eoi'iitued the conductor; is foreshadowed by the cf.brt Digger lull ue. True, xv e liaxe few oi n Victory brow Ward, THE INVASION OF MEXICO. sioegy lo I,', tu ego at hi' on a xerv leaivv I.'e' tiece.'-arthe old standard remarks left as landput forth to bring it about. and with a squint at the sun remarked; of sometimes modern arc is a t amid kind:n-.-s incongruity severs too marks It's a pretty tine morning, and think H nunil or of curves much of AVaiied ly the I ntted Matos rnacularii v. 15ut the goo 1, old, pal to be fragrant. ,VJ the (meat is a 'glit cood time to look after my A War hypocrisy its tue it AA'itliout Justification. sax mgs are rapidlv being sid 'Witched to up among x on like to road " of Wouldn't I) e intoxication The go lleeting pleasure curves are the i ce m for such cxpre'sioii' of lunamake :ine ima i'CV some meeour.se 184b and xxith came the American xvar and J me Ill Tnii" help the road is a poor exchange for immortality chestnuts, rats, cy as Ah, there, rfv; arv hecause Tins bees when the United States, xxith is the one of virtues that invasion, is only Charity and that class of brain tissue. lUtld the hilN. Of course, I answered, it xvould wear well and retain their loveas it were, took from fell modern a one ilroad were to xvlio swoop, coins The man pun ateird me great pleasure. it would liness. of all its more Mexico than remlies distinction and glory xxliile We gulped our breakfast of broxvn curves. of humanity is philosophers die in the ruinr and poets Man's the ave out of a miles suspieion ready square r.eeea.'ary and black entice, territory bread, dried veni-oh rate of speed the true cause of the world's want of starve in the garret. The hu a at is that true It barnine of total otV 1,090.317. stretch former a across and set lean go-a straight track faith. Vjiv nox'ci and the national crania take bael; ren toward the dark line of xvoods that h ivv rude on for and tendered was accepted The young man who is ashamed of scats xxliile the xvizard of slang holds marked the coniines of ( edui hammock, payment The explanation issra-iOads- h i tv'tendency 01u, (the bodv chamber ol part senate heavv anv of his parents you may ho sure is also a high carnival in the (he gloom of the ham-- 1 don purchase) of xvhat as taken, but ar, . the elect. This liniv he light but to mock thi sitwilight is to move in a straight line, shame to them. was oppressive. The illness reof payAttraction of gravitation is not The man who comes the nearest to be- me it seems all wron". N hat xve xvas a mass of wild and appropriation and acceptance to feel proud of our whole world who the i'luc; as a tendency overcome this For people xvere alike no dishonest ore believes ment quire, honest to compulsory. it bewildering beauty. monmn-- j ing as j; hisw iicre great speed or language, is a fone:'3te, concise dicwithout cause. ail of shore xvar the Trough, aire, There, impartial judgment they Hunee, a train Mi; slang remarks. exclaimed the been obtained. n as believe tionary of the modern hold I dance be cannot I there "eapta emerged that will myself, yet undoubtedly a hil tory Mat xve want to midnight from the shadoxvy forest into the edge town a straght track on the in it to a certain extent, and vudcj pro- After that or good cason on ateilfu. orgie and lynch the man whoto wrote the of a aveci glade, where the shadows was no juT'.'b'atiori ;D,toad of keeping the track per auspices. mold want his we States. It may United of the Then the part nierp spao. 4, nit off on a tangenttheu.o That cunning may succeed for the dictionary to cremate him still lay on the green gra-man wise we lil, t for continued ashes xvhat propose be that curve,' happened xxas an inevitaOn the will stump was a piece s cite j is one of the time being is perhaps true; that it into buttons for future xvlueli of of the law of the survival fphie uniform, in outcome ble hollow the of bark, fail in the end is equally true. en-n? it: to take as gentle txvilight assumes the xvaspine 4 safeguards in mountain and sxvarms ox the fittest, us exemplilied among naof chunk a honeycomb, n 1 I believe in legitimate prosecutions, roseate tinge. lifer forgot to mention that This is particularly no-iand busy tions; and that the contrasts as seen tofor hj but persecution is something man has we also propose to mix the deadliest of mi.zing tlm ease of a freight track. this genon were bees brown feasting day bctxveen the life, energy, and tierce deno authority to limber tip. ire.iuentlv happens that an poison knoxvn with the ashes of the lunch so conveniently placed development of much of that part of free erous To do a kind act is the proof of a funct. If this plan is successfully freight train, can old Mexico that became America- n- Calbefore them. rr.iwng a Lie our future language x,"ill boas to the track, good man; not bragging about it afterenough dose I as Yes, ifornia, Texas, and Colorado, and tlio expected: theyre jest j; n" down a" heavy grade, to ward, however, is the proof of a noble clear as a brook and as musical as the Wi,;.T condition of Noxv, stagnant, poxerty-ftricket lie bait like good fellers. trill of the lark. A society known as if youll An engine going man. fi'ij vou Chihuahua, show Fll xvateli speed. the me, territory contiguous ;!,ris reallv more helpless than 1 do not know' of any tw'o things jist A the White Cross is doing grand work hoxv to fuller a bee hv his course. You Sonora, Coahuila, that remained Mexi' of hiilTl:lt in the east. It foresxvears anything I bv others more to be envh ac engine see, x hen one gets his me.-- s he Hies in can, are a proof of the truth of the pro' the than good pure and good the naughty order and protects gentle a straight direction for bis home. verb that the tools rightfully belong 5..U nidi a greater weight up ds xvomen. We need a society to put But, , , i.!ie can liold hack in going digestion. Thats xxliat makes people say a hee to those ho can Use them. lull. It is a very common mean to taken straight nevertheless, xx lion one stands beside almost convinced down and trample out slang. I am Sometimes when line they schools en-- $ The, fashionable boarding ciigiimers of freight one place to tother. You the monument erected at the loot of that the reward for honesty is far from in creating course font ave their trains literally push equal to the homage rendered rascality. have much to ansxvcr for of its near by or a far xvays Chapullepee, to the memory of the t alius kin I know this lias been said '!'itc' own heavy grades at a high rate We demand honesty, yet too often fail slang. military oil" by the way the hee Hies. F.f he goes young cadets of the Mexican til there is no harm in reiterating 71 4 In such instances every curve to it. you may know his school mere boys xxlio, ill opposupards, straight it sav recognize I evil. a crying . again: home aint fur o:Y; but ef lie kinder ing the of the American o, li salvation at the right time, There are plenty of men who are ra- against schools e canen-- c breed slang. ' xvere faithful uuto death t columns, sort boarding unsartiu a in slow, trve retards the speed and who rises few but gradually runners, c not behead our hoarding schools, but v heels of the living train to pid that its a their llag and tlieir country, and notes will under-ta- n pi can hold out to any great length. So it we can prevent them from sending forth o xvay, xou oil". track, the on U course the sternlv simple inscription: W ho me ixvo xvateli Noxv, finer purchase mile or is with many writers. Almost anybody oxerburdened an people be arv already would hills very upon a bait aud fell in the North American invasion. this one. lies most niing in the from two" to a dozen good the of rot they have for ages when lie is satisfied he got class tav y 11 be oil like a this0 were it not for the curves can write and xvhen xve also recall the comparathings, but only one in five lnuuterd back. 's kd along at frequent intervals, tive advantages of tne contending bullet. and in lick the can year jear keep up J 1 Literature the select literature of xve xvatched the banqueter forces the Americans, audacious, fame railroads it is the custom out. Chicago Ledger. Carefully' free from driv-I- s isn't Bostonese the wholly the himfrom lever with continued successes, equipe the xo-lap. the from he poised feast, as jonnect eletile is denslang. I don't like to criticiseis such when a passenger-traimoment, and xvas off so ped xvitli an abundance of the most apfor a self sending A Changing Constellation. by gant publications as Iloxvells i- a heavy grade that extends that I failed to see him start. proved material of xvar, commanded Howells does not hesitate to swiftly but, Beat forth; The train is 11'y miles. more experienced eye, skilled officers and backed xvitli an The to us perhaps the most interestBut captains with silly mar some of his best passages E, the broxvn speck as overllowing treasury; the Mexicans by the air brakes. fact which the movement of the slang. He also puts it in the mouth however, followed Tiie in the curve acts as a brake on the ing distance, shading poorly clothed, poorly led, poorly armit disappeared is the proper motion where cherry lips do honor. Even the id his hand as he gazed long ed, unpaid, and generally led by unedand in this way the train can stars make knowrn with use delicate his eye a of other the attain-:olike ootl city cutter oxvn groat which, snipes our of sun, and earnestly in the direction of the ucated and often incompetent comalong for hours without a pru reckless speed, with the aid brilliants of the sky, is rushing forward terms where lloxxells seldom picks cypress swamp, that lay beyond the litmanders, and remember the real valor to the dirty from compared we stood. xvitli which, under such circumstances, jcxvels xvitli ingtio whose, brakes. us on air tle glade margin at a mighty pace and carrying bet txvo the latter, xvlio had received' so littlo ace,.. Fll pots that iloxv from rosy lips. exclaimed he, Yvi! iihen the train went around a him, whether wo xvill or 110, to some It may add strength, but it dont add o them from their country, resisted the invaA l and the curious passenger was distant quarter where other suns are beauty to the essay. dualit the in swamp. sion and conquest of that country, and one side of the seat. bir yonder Sto wonder to me, There is a beauty in the broad asser- Comecypresses "re aplayin out this time that in no battles of modern times liavo ,'s he gasped, shining whose light xve are yet unable on; they lllO"u This motion o i itself xvill tions of the sentimental journey xvlrcli iliee measly express trains dont to discern. o day, an ef xve kin keep the course, the losses been as great comparatively disparage in language re- xvcre dead shore to lind the tree. these as xvere sustained by the Mexican forces in around the track mciilp' time operate to change the visible some prudes slanc. going in Joe Ostler with there is certainly not much of pleasnot Pit A xvay xve xvent, splashing through a T he stars plete turves. heavens. of the broad, but it is classic compared to the marshy savanna, and tearing our xvay ure or satisfaction that a imferh Tve appearance oil sir, said the conductor, which we leave behind us will grow Iloxv of rot that is evolved from many citizen of the United r is k the tangled thicket beyond. years railroading for twenty-liv- e conversation xvliolly through like Brocyon, moving in a a drawing-rooxve passed, can or ought to find in this part lus the Slates sxvamp sever yet knew or heard of a train dim; others, Quiuthrougli that sex And, if wo xve emerged on the pine level of his countrys history. There direction contrary to our own, will monopolized in' our gentle sex: up, :2 ig the (rack on a curve. article and almost and as covered this which t lie provokes xvitli dwarf are a tutuni the slightest danger on palmetto great, magnanimous and Chris-no pursue headlong graded by us as they Jneed as bevond, unreasonable . so writer the natTon renders that xve claim to be, ntered and gollborry bushes, the captain tian and hardly any on a Hat curve. their mysterious journey xx liile the to Jl.b. Ladies, eliew a clove. be lost in proving to histo remarked: and say: time Sl'tshort ought Mail as and York, again, f stopped Express. j Traveler. stars that lie before us will brighten world our right to the swear the if and couldnt shot bv I tory Well. I'll be It will not bo difficult, xve approach. by act of congress xvere in that swamp, but claim, by providing them bees e The pat.e Nexvspaper. knoxvingtlie proper motion of the stars, Keeping Abreast, hello! Here they aire agin. I thought that all tliose cannon which lie scatterre.V.j xfiter in the American Bookmaker to of at t est Point bear-in- " sod A jicav-along Monroe that last course xvas not straight ed over the phvns was picture the appearancethe the or jjq Vera Cruz, I of a collection ou The systematic the inscriptions, past itul's: ens at remote periods of met an ac- - enough up for the sxxmmp. Hoi Molino xvould av eniic TC,ter(lav whe,i he one an knoxv min'd? is a course such fom a I fresh Chapullepee, date. Contreras, of attempt late e. so turc, though Ill git thing and and say: of stopped transcend Mexico, to ere and these tkd quaintance City at o these critters astickin fl.e first man who made a local once have been thought ltey, Ap-- 1 lie some of which have older insignia, got bes jokey ou ever Sliay! I Most blossoms. intently n in a Rochester nexvspaper, and the powers of the human intellect. ent, a gollberry such a calculation to Orion, xve heard of! watched the one selected for the experi- showing that they xvere originally captak.n; j talked xvitli the lirst regular re-- e plving before drunk daylight? queried constelGet of the tTiat the appearance ment. The greedy little epicure buzzed tured by Mexican patriots from Spain 011 a N'ew York daily. Before find other. from one little xvhite lloxver to the in their struggles for liberty, together here xvas no attempt at gathering lation xvill be sonicxvhat altered. In the Whos zlirunk? Bes joke you ever other, until he xvas so full he eouhl xvitli every captured banner or other 0 years some of the Burrating eacli day or week the the course of 50,0 went to muof. Shav, I my bos hesithe r Visitors bright stars xvhicli surround him will heard trophy preserved in our national 3 which had happened. lly. Then with trembling be gathered up beadd their las nigtit and told him I wanted eight hardly to as close so and xvitli seums collections, evident arose lie regret, ss of have tation and approached Anally brought in something, ten hours pay. tSiiaid returned to the Mexias to reand luster to the splendor of his con- hours xvork onaudhim lee didnt ies frequently instructed their secall; t ing poised for an instant so xvill strike into Id can people. The Three Kings Popular Science Monthly . cover bis equilibrium, then plump met. ts to see to the publication of their stellation. time. to line, a in be eall-axvent, among straight he the no air disappearing t longer oietiK 1 A very remarkable affair the Well, what did he do? of the and appearance a brief account from the jver, of. the interlacing pine houghs. ever heard Bes Extravagance in Hotels. you The haxrn joke altered. Shay! xvill the captain, I Alia! relar ejaculated nexvspapers were then parallelogram Halifax. ter to me of Leipsic Boss told go The amount of money spent in hotels knoxved it; I tell you I knowed it. The 'j filled up with scissorings from professors of the University vou struck? And I lind constellation I'll the aud that off noxv, be fur in Nexv York must be enormous. ' :y, New York, or Boston dailies, thought probably Him. Shay! tree can'ttime. Yes; walked right out hotel xvitli a in no it .else was inserted, excop't some of Orion would last forever, and that xvas chatting me mos death, pro?' I had become deeply interested in the man last night xvlio xvas telling me ul xvriting xvlieu an election was the deeds of the hero they sought to Tickles see funny don anythin I the xvatched as be I xvould alt-- : enduring. commemorate to take place. proceedings noxv, and paid by some of . xvitli increasing anxiety as lie about the prices , , L years from Water- - about that. vas, however, in such places, and We are but ort' captain h 1C' Hoffman House, The the guests. Y?lI,do? ornals no better conducted, that loo, and vet who noxv, that is not well carefully examined every it? is much a tell has can said he, guest who pays Silo a Cameron and Thurlow Weed read in military history, ck tree. Suddenly, with an admonitory I m mj WD a Austerassumed of and Why, his battles rooms, or over 1C a he for week the Marengo, of a about Jsi their unequalcd knoxvledge stopped 1 cton t lot re xvas ft. cn yon myself, hriedland, The attitude. suspense that Horace Greeley became an litz Jena. Borodino, Eylau, Admiral Maxse, of the English nunfit a le . listening WaWam, Limy and the rest? Or of anybody git alieader me takes tree painful, but I could bear a sort of loxv, day, Jopa'dia of political and contem-His service and meals are. extra, old Navy. daisy distant roar, like the murmur of many and must historical facts; and that Lewis the reat generals of the epoch, how Goo bye, bring his bills xvcll up to $200 1rcss, of Fichcgru. Klebcr, Thats them. Hear em? voices. fnpbell learned the trade of poli-- i many knoxv much fate" t himself alone. John Y. for xvcck a ,. said the hunter, with his eyes beaming that he became lie best political Moreau, Desaix, Berthier, Davoust, liied liint Loior the Maekav pays $100 a week for rooms at Thems the drones Murat. Duroc, Junot, Berer, not orator, that Ohio has seen. we xvitli pleasure. When James McHenry, Hoffman. Mr. Johnson, the Bones-nadotte? have Buloxv dont and xvorkers Welling01ltThe Blucher. e playin' printing offices in the days man, xvas over railroad ;0 London lute the xvhicli to Room were in the Blue mo to l)lay k.ssn theyre agwine war were recruited by the best ton, or can tell in every case io New Pennsylvania 6s York, on and xxhicli house, and I should pull cloxvn txx o oi Them dandy fellers are out for here I men in the neighborhood. The foil (rut under the republic, he paid $20 a day for a sided w'l1 the curtains. Iloxv niucli darker xvould a fn)jCi and aterards theyll go in an Ohio business, f s son, the lawyers nephew, the under the empire, xvhicli ffid xvitli private service and rooms of suite him, it be? Hatter the silly old queen. Lots go, jman's ward, began to learn the Napoleon, and which against iihich table at the Victoria Hotel. It was the, and E 0 :il ly Eoncs I cjint yve as good as got cm now. 1 n to r 00 u I or -- ? advanced of all arts without losing tlieir which he same suite of rooms that President xve it xvould darker i condition or To some, probably, cautiously and carefully tell. Well, lioxv much their chances of bet-- lie ruined? y(,ry Cleveland occupied xvhen lie held his of names themselves afterxvard. There the many of these be in the Blue Room of the White House- maje our way forxvard. At last the Hotel conference, to and till an apprenticeship system, and will yet if you should pull doxvntxvo of the cui- JCaptain stopped and gazed earnestly at famous Victoria xvith the prominent unfamiliar, be w 1' acquainted of It flames front. in oys lived with their employers a tall pine tree some yards a comparatively speaking, the tains? of the country. There is a and m fast leaned slightly, and about forty feet democrats Bones Why, txvo shades. into disfavor. There Moseoxv still redden the horizon,thungoing Mr. Dean at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, ills That beautiful song, above the ground there was a Interlocutor accomplished women and amiable the echoes of the 400 cannon that disbills are about $80 a day. He is Tid the roil v.i these houses, and not unfre-l- y dered at Waterloo still roll in at xvhicli the captain kept whoe Californian and has a family We Aint Got Long to Stav. retired a I can tance. If the lapse of less than a centuBits , He lias been guests of distinction. gazing. f ' I knowed and several servants. act seeing at these kindly abodes ry has made such hax'oc xvitli fame, 1 Yi, yi! he said at last. The Windsor winter. all there see Battle. A Hasty whose names are knoxvn all over what shall xve say of the sloxv ages it. Thats the tree. Don't you has guests xvlio require seryieo in Orion? termination of a em? Come roun this xyay xvhere the amid. It xvas as a the Avitness a will was which change That quick boy to $50 or $60 a day. Fe..-trprinters amountimr is 1 i ambiuroues he Garrison first began that crusade In that long period the burning said Mr. Beeswax to bis wife, sun wont blind you. the iuoxv ot i.ie duel, Barrios, dame kers icr xvas one of tne slavery xvhicli shook off the tion of the conquering hero will have as he looked the morning pa- done "one in. but I kin sc.1 the xvoi from warrior, American up J"s from the three millions of had time to cool, while the cares, troub-le-s out. Them flees is flees, willin" and in a New loik reading. which he was reckon I heaviest paying gueets She s from this and disappointments xvliieh strexv per What duel? I didn t know that here's x ou're horned. But I tieand it xvas in stopped at knoxvn. country, ever has hotel ne s m jle offices that William D. Howells the numerous m of ordinary existence xvill have there xvas a duel to be fought, replied hotter brand that ere tree. her where path the Langham, vrot Harte learned that command had tlieir roughne-- s smoothed and tlieir of serxanls that conies a!o:i", win know t.iat rriler retinue and large thousand xe:ir3. the lady. done loeat d by Uapling Jennies funlv tiguage and that knoxvledge of t asperitv bluntedher daily expends up to at Yes. there was a duel louglit early it a re brought xvill be it and and actions that txvo is vacation, them Yes, it a bterne. , , Icat $200. Yew York Trilunc. this morning, and it only required h.u poc.io.-kni.out not among the writersplaceof the impartiallv long bestoxved on all that lixe. I. be whipped -bo ia Yaitonal Uy. seconds to linisli it ." mt day. IF. II. Monarty, in Boston lkrnld. LAFAGANS LOGIC. 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