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Show MAGNA TIMES. MAGNA. UTAH frot-l- -JI j THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young SSHiSSjSt sta BIG TOP Jet Right, mvra . vou win ' all IP ALTA BEHAVES HERSELP By ED WHEELAN to give the condemned elephant another chance. Banff, circtia owner, decide OH. I'M SURE SHE'LL BE ALL MEANWHILE, ' THE RINGMASTER mrr .c.prvri' .Trvycr-M.- i one-piec- RIGHT. 'UNCLE TONIGHT I LL OVERLOOK HER ATTACK ON SILK" FOWLER TWlS AFTERNOON IN THE RING- - JEFF- '- TU-HA- striped? VE A LITTLE TALK VTTH HER MYSELF P a SchoolHotProtP e She Do you think bathing suits should be barred? He Why barred any more than Utf SOUGHT MUSIC THAT 13 Bj RCTH WYETH M. S. writes: SPnJ "I directions in Book 1 SjM lat and lwas 80 .... . I wonder if you couidteluIS to use a piece of woolea Bave ma a hatfaJ rif litUe girl who is Just ItartiJ school? a .2E A Natural Mistake C,unnin make. Mrs. Oldstyle I suppose youve engaged a symphony orchestra to play your wedding march. no! Angelina Heavens, Sym phony orchestras went out of date ages ago. Weve secured the famous Blackaloo Jazz band to play their owm interpretation of the wedding march from Lohengrin. ?' LALA PALOOZA easy By RUBE GOLDBERG CARELESSNESS two pieces of goods one hat and one for the lining, may either match or coafc Each piece should be kr than the measurement around 9 largest part of the childs be; The depth of the pieces shock half their length. The diaper the upper right of this ike1 shows how to make a paps $ tern for the hat Cut i sp. Heres an account of a man who piece of paper inch wide d was divorced because bis wife read than half the head a deeper too much. urement. Mark point A a I Why did the idiot have his mail right edge half way between 1 sent To his home? top and bottom as shown. pj B and C are marked at tha er NEXT CASE top and bottom of the paper, t dotted lines are guide lines to a shape the curved lines betwm1 and B and C and D. Point D the center front of the top at hat pattern and is placed c fold of the goods in cutting a of the two layers. The diagr line from A lb C is the center hi seam line. Stitch the back seam of both and lining and press it open a E. Now, place the two pic right sides together and stitch at F. Turn right side out, bai Professor Digits Your honor, along turned edge and stitch es! this prisoner is a deafmute and uses G. Gather the top as at H e only the sign language. I am here finish with a nbbon or a stiici-- i to interpret for him. fabric bow and a feather. I His Honor Ask him to say when NOTE: Use what you haw I he will have his bearing. hand to make things of real vll You can save by doing instep Mrw without. BUG ADVICE doing I -- S MATTER POP Its Sometimes tha Hardest Place to Get Information By C. Me PAYNE ! I Book planned Nowlu Gifts, i Ti Embroidery to help j Every page contains conple,I clearly illustrated direction things you can make at atoodj cosL Enclose 25 cents and idW Mrs. Spears, 210 S. DesplaiM? and AND EVERY ' The Dr. Bug My friend, you are suffering from the disease known as WIMfISMf TEXACO STAR THEATRE and the safest "smallboyitis, place for you to stay until September is in the vicinity of yonder Mt, C?." f 40 MiwM schoolhouse. with ON THE OFF SIDE Adolph Jon Ar it. MENJOU FROMAN Una MERKEL Kenny BAKER Charlie RUGGlfl WALUNGTCR Jimmy BROEKMAN1 David OiduHf C :: TEXACO STAI CBCW m sssss- - Does she move in an exclusive circle? REINHARDT No; moves in one of the most triangles, you know. talked-o- f His Position Coed What position does your "You say you were not drunk, yet brother play on the team? Sister la a sort of crouched and tins ollicer tells me he found you trying to climb a lamp post on a bent position. downtown corner." 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