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Show SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE i s Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young UMfc Mini ter Son Invents Invisible tw 0 risible loll) Jkmh about Heroes of the Southwest. N. M. Through GALLUP, of vanished yesthe traveled weve just terdays high ranges of the earlier Pit Garrett of the itchy trigger finger; and John Wesley Hardin, the Texas pis-tole- ers preacher's boy turned scorpion ; snd Doc Holliuuy, the coughing dentist with his nervous mannerism ' of shooting people; and that babyish king of all the klll-er- s, little sawed-of- f Billy the Kid, who smiled his diffident smile even as he buck-toothe- d ntr year aecretaxy of the Board J? elgn Missions of the Methodist copal Church, for his own from extreme deafness m V notaea. hns an 61 ai First Woman to Fly Was J5or Courageous Thanfe s first recorded alrwoma. 5 TIbe, a nauv of t J? Madam France. Hearing of the dlscouragemw J the balloonist Fleurant at hli nsJ ed failure to obtain a male tm Ion for his flights, she volnntewt accompany him. This she did mV balloon called tbT-- n 4, 1784, In tave," which ascended at Lrot , the presence of royalty. HAVE Destructive Pests. THOUGH it werent bad enough already with a Presl dentlal campaign on this year, grasshoppers have threatened growing things In the Midwest True to their advance notices, the locusts are popping out along the eastern seaboard. In Ontario a plague of caterpillars covered the railroad tracks so thickly trains could not run on schedule. There Is no wordyet from our little southern friend, the boll weevil, but news Is expected. Maybe hes waiting for the cotton crops that we used to plant for the export trade when we had an export cotton trade. The pine borer la reported on the Job In the north woods. To date, out here, we have only the regular resident pests, Including the white termite, the red ant and the mother who can prove her child Is another Shirley Temple, If aom body would only listen. Of the we already bave upwards of ItQ.uOQ and more arriving every AS MESCAL IKE B il.L HUNTLEY The Mail Must Go On ganigwayT) LHnMy, Mirk Xf. tJ, Tra FINNEY OF THE FORCE a pal OAm) last-name- d, Carping Critic day. I DOfslT WORK HERE-- , tM frE BOSS Still, we cannot hope to escape, Presently the party who goes around taking straw vote on the election will start multiplying rapidly, and then professional California spellbinders wiU be binding. GENUINE TO SEAL THEIR DELICIOUS FLAVOR IN TIGHT. pe-k- EDGE JAR RINGl THATS ALL THERE IS TO m Wxi fcOYAL UNITED STATES ftOBBEIJOXFM! SUM Stain Mtor Asfcah, to. jnkuhstohULlMB 1PeKo Edge JAR RUBBERS ES RELIEF Skin . Sort .Irritated broken Wherever it is aurface-freel- y the however apply soothing What Make Newt. COME gentleman who must work at the post office because, seemingly, stamps dont mean a thing In the world to him, keeps taking Issue with me for the rea. saying son why successful newspapers feature aensatlona above news of art and science and literature is not through any desire to pander morbid or vnlgar tastes, but because the average publisher, beDOLLARS & HEALTH ing a smart merchandiser, puts such wares In his shop window, The successful person is a healthy J which Is his front page, as are calson. Dont let yourself he handles culated to catch the eye and win by sick headaches, n sluggish condi tA the trade of the general pnbllc. stomach nerves' and other dangew My correspondent demands an answer. All right, lets make It a signs of parable: Suppose, mister, that tomorrow, through the town where you live passes a train bearing a distinguished savant who has made some great discovery say, the cause and cure of botta and on another train there 1 a d lady who, after a spectacular murder MILNES1A FOR HEALTH has Just been triumphantly trial, acquitMilnesia, the original sulk of magnah ted on the ground of for shooting a gentleman friend In wafer form, neutralizes stomach vA eight or nine times In the hack. gives quick, pleasant elimination. Which one of these two travelers wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls milk of t will draw the biggest crowd down nesia.Tajty, too. 20c,35c&6Qc every h4 to the station? And, brother, which train will you meet? J over-addit- y. taffy-halre- aelf-defen- Favorite $on Keynoter. TIACK home the folk are all ,Pnd..UP W. Or HU Only Pah Wife (speaking of her husband's coming retirement) Yes, my husband has burned his bridges behind J" - - ?C, him, Dear Old Thing (slightly deaf) Oh, but how eery annoying. I o hope they were not bis best pair. -- Window Breakers ' Teacher Correct the sentence, "Before any damage could be done, the Ire was put out by tike volunteer Ire brigade." ler-T- be Ire was put out befere Mf damage could be dose by the veliatoor Ire brigade. wlth prl(le- - own Barkley keynoted for the Democratic convention -- until the rafter warped. Besides being a grand person and a senator, he's one of the last of the real southern the kind that make a song of a syllable and can turn any reasonably long word Into an anthem. And does he come from the place falth Prevails? The majority stabilised. Just m soon ta fot a lot f to quit hard-workin- g js ue 1bl rurf-e- s cm W Mats w M is PlUE araofHtt raon ws toon WH, Which isntaim.tlb60 rrfo ihuss. moiVur. want tibumslHE NB SHOOS ItebED.It'JOH A Ksiwatcson aaafswAf scKMi? CMiA IS 1bl VES,HB 1)91 CMWItS M HS W, Boat, hkiiis cm sh sack rt, hep like to m K ISHH os mifAUH old-time- w t0L3eS LW ; BrTUL 0nr 2? ,th to35r ' STSVSii'S; Qwem.aoato ruw 0 vveaned Proh-- congressional the Union that never di. has on Republics, although when Coee call from going aomparativa Baptist. "7 i I. and hear without difficulty. W? lve and has proved a blesZf many people. Write for boa: A. O. Leonard, Inc, Suite ! Fifth avenue, New York city, blasted out s lift BOYS! GIRLS! for evory one of Bead the Grape Nuts ad la antJ one column of the twenty this paper and lean W llfe. to Join the Irvin 8. Cobb ?Mr Dizzy Dean Whiners w not counting as via valuable free phizes. Adv. he himself would aay, "Mexicans and Injuns. Business Is Master We viewed the historic bullet Make thy recreation servant pocks snd their personal burying Ihy buslnesa, lest thou beeons , grounds, snd we discovered Just Have to thy recreation. Quark one snrvlvor of those ancient two-gu- n clans s' rancid octogenarian, wearing the look about him of s 19: AND IF YOU HAVE TO venerable, shamefaced sheep where he sat with a gingham apron drapSEAL THEIR ing the withered flank which once FLAVOR IN TIGHT had supported his artillery, and he PI: IF YOU WANT GOOD shelling peaa by the kitchen door YOU HAVE TO USE PRESERVES of tils present wife's boarding YOU bouse; - Be Surf They Properly Cleanse the BJood VOUR kidneys are constant!? I ing waste matter from Ihs stream. But kidneys sometime W. their work' do not act es whir rj tended fail to remove Impurities poison the system when itteine. Then you may suffer nagging die, dizziness, scanty or too urination, getting OP at night, under the eyssfeel nervous, 11 bis upset Don't delay? 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