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Show Friday, PACE SIX THE FEATHERHEADS a vJER Iwsm s r, Ml i. Tailored Frccv forLirilit A." LT.SSVl ThU U tit tjp hlck toi would loro. Almot wZ. into the auk llttlo flrfo dress I t Tho double collar U .drWM r j ii? Ion, ollhtljr n. fen r- fun u Borrow cuffa cool weather, or JUST IN TIME frwknoybeoodooijp f short sleeves inch u m Tha tailored effect is witoesa very well by means spectators who had come to race. Great pleats running all the air the blf of finish the waa their astonishment when the an un winning aeroplane landed and known airman stepped out. -Wonderful I Wonderful T said an official, coming forward to greet him. "Youve broken the record for tho race. now did you do Itl" The airman wiped his perspiring Jjtv The aerodrome waa crowded with ( brow. -To tell you the truth," ha modest I think luck had a lot explained, ly to do with It I didnt find out until five minutes ago how to stop tha engine. Answers. Complete Replacement Blinks ID soon hart a new car. Jinks Youre lucky. Blinks Hardly. You see Tm limworn-oply kept busy replacing tho parts on tho old one, and n couple more bumps and It will CTSB tune the streamline effect ut -- A Respectful Skeptio Do you believe George Washing ton always told the uncompromising BOBBY THATCHE- R- truth V So, sir," answered Senator Sorghum, with emphasis. To hold ouch an opinion would be to cast aspersion on his Indisputable attainments ns s statesman and a diplomat By GEORGE STORM Good Picking" Evolutioa Twe Way -- Do you believe In evolution T -- Forward and backward." an swered Senator Sorghum, although Ill never believe It's as easy, to make a man out of a monkey as It Is for a man to make a monkey out of himself. ANTICIPATED cunning half-yoktha hem. Notice e and epeal. the belt, tr-b- la the backl ita very mother Pattern Mis Wife And I ; Mid k. b elmpW 2041 la snllsWi Miretl i riy fo I'm glad youve bought alzea 4, 6, 8, 10, and H I i Dew car, but I haven't a thing to takea S yard 38 Inch lit near and I'd be ashamed to ba seen 4 yard contrasting. in It with these old rags. aewlng Inrirwf Titus Tightwad I thought of that eluded. J so 1 bought s closed car. You can Send FIFTEEN CENTItt draw the curtains. eolna or stampi (coha 4 I Saul Utd "! ne be dun f Ihengb fie t for thla pattern. Write plais.1; Proclivities number. L K We are told of the right to life, addreaa and style B kd TO STATE size. liberty and the pursuit of happifit dc Address orders to fevta, ness. MY tb Department pattern Those are the very words," New Ik pt had Senator Sorghum. But they enteenth Street rnlHi lon't apply to persons who cant y ,W themselves unless they are playiMIXED bit ng rough with machine guns." At a political gxtherfef Will From Theory to Practice nd wj waxed Indignant nkes Weren't you cnce what they to t To ridicule the Ides psta a railed a parlor socialist 7 of the camel, edtc example Yes. answered Miss Cayenne, Its head In the sand wba j1 Tha I I hut food expense has driven sociaHki Approaches.: lly rwt xfth Tjtrfter; They are now Tha rival speaker ro fiUtu discussing the kitchen, and even the ed: "Surely the pnUa& rhrfgli en-lo- KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES rTHERCHe' W NOW, AND WITH A mrv FULL OP FOOD 1 THi 3 NEW tXJTLea OF OUR. 3 13 Ttf BUWtcJ HEJ 30 DOGGONE RlTZy Ym AFRAID TO ASK Hitt TO DO ANYTHING FOR. MC? WHflfTy rvC OTJ IDCA ? nobody's !cick WIGWAH V w up m mio ft at you GOING-WIT- THftT TRAy ? L ur WlFFlNS, WHERE R, fVJRDoN, Bowers i Out MR. TRtae ft FATIGUED, SIR., IS TAKING HI DRCAKFftST IN SIR ED, I It A Tough Life, Eddie ' nw3 Ve tlG CTODSi! THE OK 13 TAKING R.AKFA3T AT ELEVEN bath room." IN DED A-H- , In utterance to this fitel have meant te refer I which. In those clrcumstw habit of putting 1 War Signal Fsher at wedding, to cold, dlgnl-5e- d lady Are you a friend of tha needla 1 Holy mackerel groom? The Lady 2 Indeed, no brides mother. I. am tha ChL t tt Ludlow Advert! FOOR tt INVEST, dfit nwn f WsUl Going to Extremes Onr cook is terribly tempera- mental.' So's ours. Ws never know whether itll be angel cake or Us food. Ouch I Pompous Man They I By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Boy Practicing tM me that I didnt quit reading dime novels The Katurs LofW2 1 wouldn't emount to anything. put a few bird hoJ i Cheerful Puncturer . Well, why trees. didn't you quit? Titus Canby B1H , aonseasal Bowd It e collect tho rent! Important Item Chauffeur Why, maam, the axel Is sprung, the mod Partoaxl guards bent, and jour husband's neck is broke! What are you goto Woman (a bit Interested) And the coming election!" how about thoso brand-ne"Not much, lamps? stor Sorghum. "Tha WthseoaW Reminder mind la what So you enjoy to do about over the talking going - J radio?- IWti HIS HfCC,WHtCN fRoNf OFHlM.SmAMUOOf, Mas 6s o'oox tents W uowftod6HPtfOF ft HNM MOSK ON TbP Of PIANO uouanswpwma Kwmtfppo im YHSotiai WHICH OLf HAfcKIlHt PRACtt hap UMOiowocr WWP IN Wrtl MU6K. rarSCTiccEHKTRAe 0N4 - ON RACK Irt CttIPOWN ANOFUtVS (H0P$BCeS MC PWCflES DritX.aT fife UP AND SPOttfi OFTiHE A0 8000 Ptftl jOiiiHfc SfboLlbPROPOt HfwWf ( TOWN foU awm feb To f PRACflCtt men abcK. KNOW HETt tfSHWJ-PAS- DP Who! DUfL (Copyrtfta, ISStby Tta Sn SraAcatt, tm.) HMF pasf FOUR 5HNRI &M88 towN Piano do BNO 6MS OOf WITH TO FICM CUM gBHSCitHd ery much," answered Senator Sorghum. -- I have a positive affection for a microphone. Its snee reminds me of earlier appear oratory, ss It suggests tho facial ef some of my dumbest expression listeners. j 1 na ColdrsV I your hors Mont" "Yap," sel "But he worried Um M weoW"J BC ' |