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Show THE FEATHERJIEADS ISBANE .i. A Bit Hatty OH! VoURCr BACK! WERE g WEEK NfcU WORRIED f ABOUT NoGR WALLET I FOUND IT ON IMS r?t BUREAU AFTEK. (ctfl J V Vai in v i Re1 F Iforr OuO lire to the .Up. -araaotori- TIMELY TEXT 16. 1 tk other a convenient and e Before beginning bis aermon on Sunday morning, n minister said that ht was sorry to bare to complain about the offertories. lie felt bound, however, to make a pretest and an appeal "In last Sundays collection," ho aald, "there were no fewer than six buttons, I hope such a thing will not occur gain," Then, turning to the Bible, he an- Bounced tho textt "Rend your hearts, and not your garment." Montreal Gazette. 25. Cuban' .? to destroy '.SR. uw cows Si f Of .cobs. iafbuiyTU.e9on- 1 t - d abOTt to the letting Hr. the pleasure of that Jdn remember be too wicked futkm it U alee the the Morre Casdamage from all that tae i (kM be proved r MlStfeR FlNNBY ANT MOKjHT Ol BE ASKIN' WHUT WUT. City Th FUN r ded gentleman, (boot this HOW LITTLE BEAUTY YBX KNOW CREAM TiMPRCJB 'BOUT IT THAT SER FACE tM TH STHORP foM T CLEAR UP BB IT T ME TH MATTHER COMPLEXION WOW WIT IT WHUT'S ? j KNOW Ol BUT YttZ GoT WAKj OF THIM WFERiQRlTy complexions no toubTj fall, eleo well Ai you know K (hoot I 1 ( court, Supreme Ap-I- HfiY, deddea that It Is to read or l to be able ir to vote, a aonnd mother Lincoln She would have Shakespeare's moth do-iha- a City Management "Ton one had some notoriously bad men In Crimson Gulch," aald th traveling salesman. Times are different," answered Cactus Jo. Were got aom flne scenery, so we got polite and catered to (ho tourist trad Instead of getting word through Chicago about th flne hideouts our hill would provld for bank robbers." MAWf would Vcki Liira. TotUar xuitoTe. : ComimA im I A Woman's Lost Word "Tea," said a man, "I mar , rled th widow of a man who wa hanged, and I thought that to th circumstances there would b no comparison with the late lamented. But 1 was mistaken." "Did ah prals him Just the same?" Well, not exactly, but w hadnt been married a week before aha declared that banging was too good for me." sad-eye- d asked what Santa Claua," w president Roosevelt joBtl Santa Claus. that election Indicates let it Santa Clans" will I the present The Repub- a if Maine also went h pvemor and And Maine was 1j iota ) ajitate with a prohlhl-In p,oed 60 years ago, , O MB JPRUS t gtmber, t oidea omakin HEX WUX BtPfiN' i Inoofforablo Do yon mean to say your husband never does anything to Justify a burst of tears or a fit of hysterica? Mrs. Justwed No, indeed. Hes kindness Itself. mean Mrs. Longwed Why, th thing (Brooklyn Eagle. Mrs. midst read, his wtf certainly could not. Hot. the ballot Is given try citizen not to let w learned a person kt him put dishonest competent geeee out Longwed. lary to know how In order to know ees badly governed AIRMINDED i ip BOBBY THATCHE- R- The Fugitive tmneat will refund one 'ra hundred and dollars worth of debts, and rejoice I pay only 84 per cent flat bonds ylistInue more money would bo ex- of? Neither Is worth do paper It I. (Hinted By GEORGE STORM jiHSoa br the lorrseoR iparnsous" RSMOVAU WOM JAIU. villagsWtlROR STUORBO-- m nia vtuAca AMO M IS KOf A6 A eucrnva l"ROA uusTica TUB SC'SMTIBT was sowna no" government. What makes your wife so flighty Don't you know? Shes taken np aviation. SRA-UOC- 8 years for which tho debt obligation, oent pijen will have to pay onecessarily (692,15V coTTouMourrt cova 8 VU8 CAMCSTERS AMO S MOW SUWCRiMa FFOH th. Interest, spwndlng pmctrr AMO 6MOCK. the government will 1'bc this year of 0 Indebted-l- l N to! A m Issuing flat bond, a Just as well bsue flat f Thomas fb k J. Mooney, Ufa Imprisonment to prison, but to be re- - Sinclair la elected recently. Now tt to b tk her body, em- wne, out to 8an Queo--f Out her son may look rPM P ! her face. Tho think he can per-- f thing." He ought to Wind the mother of a took poison, as many b lafortunately. This b innsnal because th. poison, stood taking worch screaming that aha had taken It It A She was dead when irTlrel vice president of r!drt,on that of Labor, ordinarily rhbor leaders, an ab-nd very able man," iVWbor should Join ' Eedt. They might ,n fifty-fiftRed mouse to f Jftoee C vp' ZLt0Ja...TUng starvation. rJ hM not had all its life, or Lenin died. H ' Go West, at young Wrti?nimn ,nd ld 'i? I Toronto, where jtVf0,d 'h rash ah tot t roach h to tho wlere new J"5' rs r 'iand Wall StrJI S-t- ,P. t,f pnto k So he said I waa a polished gentle- man, did heT' Well, yes. It meant the same thing." What was the exact werdr slippery lefc. low." Pearson Weekly. Ah 1 Phlegmatic- Lady That language you are using to that mule Is perfectly shocking. Driver Yes, It seems to get a rise-ou- t of everybody exceptin the mule. Youre about the twentieth person who has objected to 1L ii ? Ym Glisten, Anyway . JTIe said you were presumably Issue flat 'X it least SA per cent foolish ness will cost p-pci tupayers In th. 12 Nag the Issue (2.093,-thousand ninety-thre- e J later of Close Tongue Florist Want to say It with flow- ers? About three dozen roses, say? Cyril How about six I dont waDt to say too mneb I Caat Be Don Conceited Actor People will gaze my next picture with open mouths. Always Belittlin Yes. Ita pretty hard to boo with your mouth shut. ! t ' t at i i |