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Show November 13, 1936 Rug MAGNA TIMES. MAGNA. That Is Easy to o Crochet in Triangles 171 AH Scenes and Persons in the Current News BRISBANE UncLPkilQi j THIS WEEK. J.'LloM) about Apaches Goins Sissy. SANTA MONICA, CALIF. Patten 1249 on an Arizona reservation says the Apache, once the fiercest of the tribesmen, is going plum sissy, end when a movie company took a group of Indian extras on location these original Americans, being stripped for action, got terrible cases of sunburn. Theyd worn clothes so long their tender skins couldnt stand the heat. Theres a lesson here, although, so far as the victim is concerned. If s probably too late for a both make and design u own colorful rugs? Easy triangles Joined In strips or hexagons make exciting new of rug wool, designs. Crochet them oandlewicking or rags. You can t.ake your rug any desired size. Pattern 1240 contains directions arrto do anything about for making rugs in various of illustration an it Once wed backed angements; them and of all stitches needed; the noble red man material requirements; color sug- into s pair of $3 turn rug-mak- er cro-Jhete- d cents in stamps or coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Need leer aft Dept., 82 Eighth Avenue, New (coins York. N. Y. plainly pattern number, name and address. Write your Stomach Gao So BadSccmo To Hurt Heart m m Sad Tha gaa mi my otomach not Mrt er stoap. are my Start ccomod to hurt. A friend due- The Brat doe I took Siit.d Adlorika. mo roliof. Now I oat oo I fine and Paver fait hotter. With, doop Mrc. Jet. Filler. Adlorika acte mi BOTH upper and lower bowele while ordinary laxative act on the lower bowel only. Adlorika aivea you r eyetam a thorough olaana- leg, bringing out old, poiaonoua matter that you would not bolieva woo In your ayitefn and that has baon earning gaa paint, tour otomach, parvouanaae and atadachet for montha. Dr. S. L Sham fc, Sam Tdrlg uptrcif I could ' Im pwly Give your bowola a REAL dooming 4th Adlorika and ooa how good you duot pno spoonful rdlovoo SAI M. nd stubborn constipation. Loading Druggists. HOW LONG CAN A THREE-QUARTE- WIFE R HOLD HER HUSBAND? have to work at YOUmake a success of man-tag- s Men may be British, unsympathetic; but that's the way they re made and you might as well realize 1L When your back aches and your mivie scream, don't taka It out on your husband. He can't possibly know bow you feeL For thaer generations one woman has toldanotiur how to go smiling through with Lydia K. Pink-haA' ego table Compound. It bt lps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three orde&le of life: 1. Turning tron girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre1L m A Apparing for motherhood. proaching "middle age. er three-quartwife, Don't be a take LYDIA K. PINK HAM 8 A tGETABLK COM POUND and Go Smiling T hit) Ugh. Homans Becoming Monkey-Lik- e. adA professor of psychology vances the thought that mankind, in ages to eome, may be headed for the posture which once the species did use if you accept the which moat we like to think of M some people we know a having had creature for ancestor. monkey-lik- e Wa aay to ourselves, the poor things arent entirely over it yet But the learned gentleman whos trying to lift the veil of the future overlooks the lessons of the present He should study New York and Newport society when European royalty is in our midst . Denouncing the Baby Derby. When Prime Minister Hepburn denounced Torontos baby derby as the most revolting, disgusting exhibition ever put on in a civilized country a lot of us gave three loud, ringing cheers. That eccentric Canadian millionaire, who left his fortune for a contest seemingly devised to prove that the human species has a (train of Potomac shad in it unintentionally came near to making cheap and sordid the loveliest thing on this earth, which is motherhood. To see families engaged in a race to bring babies and yet more babies Into the world, merely on the hope of getting paid for it; to realize the certainty of vulgar squabbling over the prize; to know that inevitably lawsuits will absorb most of the money well, there are many who oppose birth control. But deliberately fostered birth uncontrol may have its drawbacks, eh, what? all-fou- , a The scenery one remembers most fondly will be what he saw while sitting serenely in contemPolly Has a Tombstone plative meditation. Suicide Is Folly Culture also consist! In knowing able Kokichi Mr. JapMiklmolo, not to cultivate. wLat anese gentleman, once a peddler oi A fault mender is better th n a noodles, is now gigantically rich, fault finder. of the The way transgressor is thanks to his oyster pearl Idea. hard, but apparently not half hard He makes real enough, or there wouldnt be so repeaters. pearls by forcing many the oyster to A hard shelled work at pearl necessarily mean one. production. of diving Virtue and Vice for oysters, hopFollowing virfue is a steep as--, ing to find one cent; following vice is a pre- with a pearl in it, cipitous leap. he puts little, irScience, the friend cf man, turns ritating grains oi murderer In times of war. inside the sand Greatest triumph is to fish your shells of millions out of the blues and make of oysters, and friend each oyster proceeds to deposit the him laugh again. Besides backbone, another thing pearly substance on the sand to equally lacking, altogether too escape its Irritating scratching. generally, is Good society wants good morAlThese pearls are "reaL and whenever they cant be, als, differthe can tell though experts ence, they annoy Jeweler and wants them kept out of sight. 1 Picketers watching a freighter at San Francisco docks during the maritime atrike which tied up the have hurt the value of the other But THeyVe Not Asset nations shipping. 2 Baron Von Neurath, German foreign minister (left), shown conferring with Count Ciano accidental pearls, but they make A man ef bitter and glittering Hitler of Belgium, who wa recently it unnecessary for the unfortunate of Italy during his recent visit to Berlin. 3 Leon Degrelle. words may not have many friends imprisoned, following the failure of "i Fascist "putsch. pearl diver to "go all naked to the but he has hosts of envious add Test Masks on Jersey Front sr-- vr HOLLYWOOD LUDErro "dead-or-alive- f 2 tir h ' PS-'-t- H O & L!Q green parrot, with red tipped Last week an office girl, this week wings, buried in a respectable on the way to Hollywood with a grave, will have a granite headWearing gas masks, a group of officers check their position during two the and tear year contract in her purse, stone with Here lies Polly of gas defense of methods modern against a demonstration is the unusual leap to screen sixty-eigyears old, enemployment of troops under cover of smoke screens, in which members That of Helen Bucsko, nineteen-year-ol- d graved on it Exactly how old Polly of the Three Hundred and Third Chemical regiment of the organized fame Hamtramck, Mich., stenog- was, no one knows. Born in Brazil, reserves and the First battalion of the One Hundred and Fourteenth maneuvers were rapher who a few days ago won the she was presented to the grandinfantry, New Jersey national guard, participated. The title of "Queen of the Fall FestivaL mother of Mrs. Joseph E. Hunt, held at the regular army post of Camp Dix, near Wnghtstown, N. J. sixty-eigyears ago. Parrots, like eagles, elephants and other intelthat eat wisely, ligent creature often pass one hundred. A higher race thinks up foolish MV'"-'things for ltsell wmwwijuyiwie wv A Autumn Skies Presage Racing Seasons End '' .u.41. & ' autumn afternoon nine sets of hoofs gallop down the Against a background of billowing clouds on a crisp New York. backstretch in the second race at picturesque Empire City race track in Roosevelt Victory Sets New Record Trip to France Prize in Peace Essay Contest Edna Falk, Pueblo, Colo., girl, whose essay on peace, and the Statue of Liberty, won first prize over 100,000 entrants. Edna la ahown wearing a ailk print dress featuring the Latin "Pax for seventeen-year-ol- War Vs. Preparedness. Colden Medical Ditcovery pot me on As on who saw the first few feet again. I had n good appetite and months and the last few months Buy now I weight and stroifth. of warfare on the Western front, Tm like nearly every other man or woman who witnessed those things 1 hate war. It'a the next morning of drunken (tench, an obscenity, glory. Ita vain wastefulness, an unutterable machine which Be Sur They Properly Indecency. Ita the beauty, the at In hopper tucks Clean the Blood of the world and the hope the youth, VOUR kidneys are eowtantly Wlae apews cut from the spout the finbroken bodies, ing watt matter from tha blood ished product stream. Cut kidneys sometimes lag in maddened brain; 'blinded eyes, intheir work do not act as nature men and ruined tended fail to remove impurities that dead men and dying d Gruesome details which no one seems to have put Into a movie or a horror story are published in connection with a recent suicide. The unfortunate victim, convinced that life was not worth while, hanged himself, and then, still conscious, found be was mistaken and made desperate unsuccessful efforts to cut the rope. Those that think of suicide should remember that they must leave the world soon in any case, and might as well remain to see what will happen. While there is life, there 1 hope. dictator of the Chiang Nanking government, warn China, "No nation can ruin us unless we first ruin ourselves, emphasizing the fact that the short road to national ruin is neglect of preparation for war. Some patriotic American radio sponsor might arrange to broadcast that talk in Washington. D. C We need it here almost as much as China needs i. Kai-She- England fears that quarrel among union men may cause strikes in airplane factories and delay Britains effort to get ready for her next war. Such atrike would probably bring welcome orders for planes to American factories; never theless, it is only fair to remind British workers, quarreling among themselves, that when foreign bombs begin dropping on their families, any strike against national safety will aeem to have been foolish, In retrospect And those words, chiefly women and children, should be remembered. Borrowed money is cheaper, and it ought to be, since the dollar is A cheap only worth 59 cents. house or cheap dollar should bring a cheap rent Even so, it surprises you to learn that Mayor LaGuardia borrowed from J. P. 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Then yog may tuff nagging back- ixnen. becauae we are against war in-- . ache, diiiine, tcanty or too frequent because we believe the best la prop-- t continued peace for urination, getting up at night, puffin surance peace which she wore at the fiftieth under tha eyes; feel nervous, miseraredness in time 6f peace, nrena anniversary celebration for the statble all upset. we behold half of dvili-utio- n ue recently. As part of Ednaa andbecause Ml. Dont delay? Usa Do on the edge of war again and award, ahe is making a three-week-a Doans are especially for poorly funcl after tour of France under the auspice wonder where they-f- strike tioning kidneys. They r recomof the Federation of French Vetermended by grateful wen tha country thevvc torn one another Qtroats, to aee our ans. In France ahe will meet promover. Gat them from any druggist. w do sort of worry on its defenae. inent officials, including Premier country cut downIRVIN A COBB. , visit shrines of his- .. CWKU Soroka. An American who recently died left a fortune of between twenty-fiv- e and thlrty.million dollars, chiefsecurities on which ly In the owner, while he lived, paid no income tax. Now that he it dead, inheritance taxes will take about of the many millions. " The lack of a aecuntlea offer opportunity to some able lawyer. If the government ha no constitutional right to take any Income from bond, how can it legally take half merely because the owner Is in his coffin? two-thir- sea appo strength. I had Ute and feK fmeraUy Dr. ? ntaenbk. STENO hungry shark, as the poet has It. mirers. Mr. Miklmoto has been obliged to Everything In nature goes by kill hundreds of millions of oysters, nothing by leaps. steps, which is serious: his Buddhist reyour wants art aa Probably Its little each has teaches that ligion one to your needs. to twenty of soul soul the in fact, separate Many a man nas noble aims, his rrtight have but it is the hits that count. resided in one of the oysters. TO SCREEN .r a The Fate ef Big Bolshevists. Here's what has happened to the original Bolshevist leaders, the fathers of the Soviet setup: stay Trotsky, In exile and due toEarn-rnaff, his values health; he if there IlshWft C. lad 10J0 P. Mg L A T. A A exiled, recalled, executed last August; Zinovieff, executed; Rykoff, demoted, arrested and trial Impending, hence regarded as bad insurance risk; Radek In the same fix MENTHOL COUGH DROPS and said to be worried, and I NOW WITH wouldnt blame him; Tomtky, comsuicide to avoid something ALKALINE FACTOR mitted even more unpleasant; Klroff, assassinated; Mikoyan, got out in time and stayed out; Bukharin, under suspicion and arrest Impending, exDO YQD NEED 1IQRE PEP? odds against, 9 to 5; Evdoklmoff, Lenin, executed; Smirnoff, ecuted; died natural death, but then Lenin Follow tht ti Vr Bub-no- ff 222 W. &. Bartlov always was different; Stalin, 31 SC, Ofden, We all strong, going and After Krylenko, said: Uuh, vbo an ilhwa I waa fca a but you never can tell, ao would weakened eonditioo. I do well not to play too far In adwti this and did a soy vance. can to haro so HOI NEWS FROM The Souls of Oysters In the Coffin, He Psys self-respe- pants we had him tamed. Sitting Bull, in war bonnet and buckskins, was a splendid savage, but wearing overalls and a hickory shirt he became Just a brunette farm band. The derby hat may be the homeliest creation ever devised for human usa, but Its the crowning triumph of civilization, and the most pacifying for alien folks, as witness Halle Selassie, looking now rather tike a Filipino bellhop on his Sunday off. gestions. Send 15 Reminiscence Leon Blum and toric interest. -- ' Here, Myron C. Taylor, head of "Big Steel," greatest steel company in the world, announce increases in wages, also resumption of full dividend payments on the preferred United States Steel stock, also earn- WNU ings in three months of more than thirteen million dollars, biggest in six years. Thirteen million dollars term in the White House In a land- in three months may not be "big td another four-yea- r slide that broke all previous records. President Roosevelt swept the money, but it is better than be? electoral votes of 48 out of the 48 atatea. For Roosevelt and hi running ing hit on the head with a sharp mate. Vice President John N. Garner, there were 523 electoral vote, stone. Kins Feature Syndicate. lee, compared with 8 electoral vote from two states, Maine and Vermont, WMJ bcrncc. won by hi Republican opponent. Gov. Alf M. Landon of Kansas. W 4538 K0RXIN6 DISTRESS duels acid, opectetomech, i Milntoia wafer (the erig I iaal) quickly rcCerg acid stomach aed (ire aeceeeary alitoiootioa. 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