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Show 0$ Lcien1 FROM FIILLS OF THE DEAD o im R!ns Throw Light ..vaoM!) hinkjabenit a; Honoring Amoo n Andy calif. Santa mqnica. Amos n Andy if ;rr paid a mythical visit to this community, the grateful populace will dedicate a bronze tablet in Palisades park, which is not only a beautiful park but is regarded by some enthusiastic citizens as being practically the main entrance to the Pacific A ocean. That's California pride for you the kind that Inspires us to pass to W like 1 Lf-Kin- Upon Mayan Indian Gvilizatioiu Old Sculpture Reveals Rare Sense of Humor. Pleasure in Chores. OMIB THE CHEERFUL well-dress- made butter not long ago. With an egg beater, declares Deema Taylor, composer, in Cosmopolitan. T wanted to aee whether I could, and its a great comfort to know that t can. For whereat other men may be devoted to golf, or hunting, or backgammon, or what not, - the thing -- in the world that amuses and interests MI ed for. once. Im elvtys veering dometRing wrong. Before 1 get quite fixed you Aee, Another Aeeson me most is chores. 1 can do household chores cooking, bed making, cleaning and dusting without, I admit, excessive enthusiasm. But besides these domestic accomplishments I know something of several trades. My favorite chore is woodWHU Swie working. It is, of course, merely a refinement of the oldest brainresting device in the world, whittling. I seldom sit down at a typewriter or a music desk, for instance, without having some pieces of wood and a few tools within reach. Then, when ideas Sometime We Wonder refuse to come, I knock wood Do grouches make a fortune or gouge it, or saw it, or hammer more readily than those who are it." comes fclong. ILtcLe PAilQ Satfdi resolutions endorsing the sunsets. Well I don't1 believe theres a small city in this country that hat finer sunsets than Santa A man may spend ten cents Monica. And when for his three cigars a day; apiece better ones are but may his wife spend thirty available for' towns cents e day for candy? Kuiaa ef Buildings la the Nunnery Quadrangle at Uxmal, Yucataa. of this size, Santa and strengthen Try Monica will hava your soul. When n man tells a t ampi By WILLIAM C. UTLEY them. Our boosters tunny story, laugh and dont tell was badly worn and damaged, but clubs will attend to Hills of the Dead, another one. If THE slopes of the have re- that to been made attempts We can . all nobly meet the country in Guatemala, the picks and shovels of What I'm getting at, though, la construct Broken lines have been that hasnt much of an temptation Itjck from the Carnegie Institution of Washington, D. C., extended it that fellows whova given aa any with the aid of the many appeal much joy to the world as Amos 'n' fe discovering new answers to many mysteries of one of remaining cues to poses and cosLearn From Them Under the tumes, by Miss M. Louisa Baker, Andy deserve a whole set of J most brilliant of early American civilizations. If wear Remorse is one of the teachers out, they don't expert on archeological art who plaques. jjjection of Dr. A. V. Kidder, these explorers into the past have is able to visualiza the complete thinking up their stuff until I get on the faculty of the school run new relics left hundreds of years ago by scene in its tired of hearing it, they'll go on by experience. Discretion is Busk Lju Bpon important original state. 5Tilaya Indians. another. In the bulletin of the university forever. "Hello, Kingfish. A great deal can be expressed I challenge the best culture of the people over succes- museum. Miss Baker directs attenfin Kay in merely gestures; so a dog tion to some of the amusing points jo of science. The civilisation sive eras. Vocal Contortionists. finds. The pyramids belong to a period of the work. (thieved received no assist I7HY must tenors make such If country people realised how World. Old It known the as Old the is from which Empire, a "Two of the trio" the writes, indiYV hinny faces when they singT own. strongly city people admire councf( somewhat later date, flourishing the little in a cating group picture, And why must a lady vocalist clutch scenes, try theyd be prouder. the centuries the of astron the ere during were of early "forgetful occasion, entirely both hands to her tum-tuproficient Atlbyas when It takes the enthusiasm out of a absorbed in I heir own argument, while sen They perfected writing, Christian era. This empire includsha reaches after a high note, as mans speech to know that there ed many cities in Guatemala, Hon- the third, indignantly bracing himself jptur and architecture to a high though shed Just felt the first pangs la another man present who la upon outspread feet, gives a and southern Yucatan. duras at conducted their .ret they of cholera morbus T And why must secretly contemptuous of what he The new discoveries bear out tho bump with his hip (breaking his own M under an efficiently organized the moment), de- there ever be any professional pian- says. for obsequious pose Science is still at a prediction made by Dr. Kidder a manding attention. ist who also is a professional danyear ago, when he said: m to explain how they reached hu- druff fancier end looks as though are seated The figures very " n kijh cultural achievements Apparently the highland region man In manner and detail. One dig- be should be gone over with one of sees muds more of e highway for erode dud they did, but the patient re g these machines that nitary gently pokes the friend in lardti of archeological groups end migration than the densely jungted front to ask what it is all about they use to clean off office buildintenlowland Consequently country. Just ordinary soap and water ; iome day find the answer to sive work on the sites of the region The friend, willing to accommodate, ings. riddle. wouldnt da can be expected to provide extremely vainly tries to peer over the Inter"Of first importance, And, oh, why does a basso inaccording valuable information as to the chrono- vening mass of feathers (the headthe Carnegie archeologists, ere logical interrelation of the various un- dress of the man in front of him), sist on tinging at great length of ladings in Guatemalan hills, dent cultures, particularly as it is bracing himself on his foot in his the joys of life at the bottom of a ough they have not yet been probable that stratified remains will effort to see a taut neckline giving coal mine and, for an encore, roof the llock me in the iplctely analyzed. It is hoped be discovered." the cue. until Im aa seasick as a cowT bey may eventually reveal the Stone Art Reveals Humor. It Miss Bakers description From Hasnt anybody since Rutherford B. limit iaicinatmg story. The art of the ancient Mayas is seems that even the old Mayan Incite ms was President, thought up a notable not only for its skillful exe- dians were acquainted with our own Hayes Had Four Tombs, new song for bassos? And isn't anyo,tet)i evidence it for but the of woman the cution, gives present-daproblem rea now being explored is body going to do so before the sands van than a mile and a halt long, of a sophisticated understanding of who wears a large hat in the moving of the desert grow cold? It looks day. dehuman nature end above all a .Kea --Vie tains 100 picture theater. like years and years to wait. mounds, beneath lightful sense of humor. rtdire the ruins of a large "The last man, and the only to be whose face was not completely What some critics declare Frances Diplomatic Game. Farmers of the the site Milaflores, but the the finest specimen of Mayan art in stroyed, has lost interest after e France was asking us to WHILE into was recently discovered by an less attempt to hear and his hand -- vaegie a '"neutrality pact people intend to name It stone probably dropped from cuppii expedition sponsored by the UniverSfflioaljuyu, the Queche Indian for as regards Spain, it would appear ,' of the Dead. sity museum of the University of ear to toying with his she even then was extending very The stone lintel was Baker writes. material "sympathies to the loyfiwe important tombs of ancient Pennsylvania. The priceless lintel was chiseled alist side. the work of an unknown sculptor. Anyhow, Italy thinks so, icaa rulers have already been and Germany, too. And now Portu;TJ here, and a fourth is to be :5wed soon. gal sprouts unrest and Great BritFrom the evidences ain issues threats. "ssled concerning the burial prac-fc- f Since we already were neutral theMayas. much about their and, if we have any sense, will keep riSatioo tg learned. o on being as neutral as a Tl toll take mnntha to get tho Col-j- 6 America didn't need to signal is shape, says Doctor Kid-ff- i enter any pacts. And if wa continue & ui H prove e trememfoas minding our own business we'll wlios la our knowledge of Ueye have neither a sick headache nor a rh toemony, dress end ertr fresh batch of uncollectible foreign J Opening one tomb, the archeolo-ri- s loans when the present mess is found in its center the figure over. priest or noble, The point is that France SeemP had been left sitting cross-We- d ingly has been caught playing a there many centuries ago. double diplomatic game. beads and hand-ileweet-tempere- d? CUTIEURATint Opening for FEMALE AGENTS Makar at a well known, highly ethical ooamaba preparation ere cooking female agent, either new or currently engaged in rimilar work. 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Gel them from any druggist. - (uno-boni- d jMBlUM EATING HEAVY FOODS on hlghlv acid rtomack eondirioa morning after" dittre. Milncsio, original milk of magncait in water farm, quickly relievce aiitrest. Each wafer equal 4 teaipoonful milk of magnetic. Crunchy, delicioua flavor. 20c, 35c fit 60c bring at druggut. sand-blastin- cra-had- da-be- le k i m stop-and-g- r mi(1dle-age- y pendants, ear plugs and orah-o- f crystal and shell, together pile of pottery found gave evidence of burial file Ip Pyramids. Jle feet of the skeleton was another a slave girl en to wait upon her master in ld beyond. Even the dead d8 was sent on the Wlth him for in n cor rorn iu skeleton was carved, II IT IlTberrwW-vsaeljrlS- r 8n heav? msnet grind ' ' had Peculiar prse- their tomb One Wiabuildng was built upon another, of jars or boxes. It is the location and for an Ancient Mayaa Ruin ,ombs that when one of Um "House af Pigeons, Reef Comb .. . . ! Uxmal, T oca tan. was It is pyralimestone. d were six from -- V.. . . loiwinicd with In Mayan hieroglyphics than Doc. two feet high end e little over four later one them of 7e?d which in all proba-Ite'dates, none of to Dr. 3. feet long. Modern knowledge ad fcuiit himself. When 3, 757 A. D., according civilization profancient Mayan the of the expedition. lm died it appears, Alden Mason, its not only from the demonstrated is the old sculpamusing first ,KTamid was built over the Particularly mannerisms of the characters, but recent Carnegie 'r ture in this, a political year. For the from the clothing end the objects 0 re four tombs and four scene which it treats it apparently held by the Indiana. M pyramids. tome tort of meeting in the council end body, chamber of a governmental Replica of Nunnery. itinglet' A tho characters ere listening to one of V Dr ere ,jni mm "The original must be seen to be disco e- - their number at he delivers e speech. Misa Baker writes. ,n mie, My have already now, then appreciated, That political oratory, pt detail even In ia Im. tonroughly explored. But toes flavored shows perfect It helping with e generous o' the chii hand the on the from fingernails of plain hooey is evident f hat rFnion U U believed According to Dr. Mason, the tics end postures of the listeners while traentire new fields the clothing is "Greek In quality. speaker is "weving At flag ui the pyramids wvZT' ditional enthusiasm end gusto. American interest In the ancient common in ' civilization wee greatly Original. Reconstructs u Mayan Expert (iru kliu. " in 1933 and 1934, when of stimulated custom the Now It has long been of persons who visited A occasions of the Mayan sculptors to present such of Progress exposition in Century hack to as full of dignity and alwaysaworkit rJCh m.ay heIP to trace - Chicago Inspected exhibits prepared chUwas here ,ysteriou beginnings, ing smoothly. But J? by Tulane university. Reproduced wag who Ki2hain !h new Endings. in exact detail and beautiful in it to hesitate not !ready discovered end did coloring, was an ancient evbrilliant knew dinthem, he From the his characters at remains of which were He', b'1, decomU nunnery, to was arth hT en though his work at Uxmal in the Mayan Emrousr discovered the doorway of a beautiful and dig- country. . " ly a nified temple. t ri VeWere Kclp inB When It was found, the eculpture aomething of the Lwt X 3 JI to jC to to r nisod find-laW- S iZenflp It r.s K t 0. 'r ")' "Pta Wholesale Mercy, killed Cock Robin? Who cares? Dead, isn't he? Hie widow and orphans can go on relief, cant they? But how about fcretty Boy Sparrow? Theres the one to think about so young and so gifted and ambitious. The Womens Aid Society for the Freeing of Criminals How soon can we get that poor lad out Into the sunshine once more? He take aim so much better in the sunshine. Must we wait until he breaks out? The state parole board Not at all ladies, not at all Just be patient a little while, then leave it to us. Gov. Mushy J. Sapp But why wait? When 1 think of that bleak UnAlcatraz and that cle Sam Im proud to have some wholesome sentiment in my soul Pass me that pardon blank. Pretty Boy Sparrow Well 1 happy days are here again. Say, never did like that canary much either. Wheres my tommy gun? O ftartllng announcement of thla new dr SINCE tha Firestone Factories have been busy day and in an effort to satisfy the big demand. When you buy the new Firestone Standard, you save five ways better raw materials, buying at source of supply. more efficient manufacturing, volume reduction and more economical distri-utioSavings are passed on to you in the lghr u. 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