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Show r f Friday, MAGNA TIMES, MAGNA, UTAH -- WORLDS BEST COMICS Tare face Masks i.Ujott 'Damh& about and Humorists Cartoonists Famous as Side by Life Depicted of Lighter THE FEATHERHEADS O Leaders. Enough hallelujahs, was Bant ir Charles Mitchell. Today, If either of a gtMl Irefro" a sort .art U sr pass t S. Vletr of the the speed iteodre Croat d the SuJ:t ittto Bay Bridge nd d eocstroctioa addiem tee to detaile any was moving heaven and earth and lack Garner to nominate F. D. Roosevelt, In whom he reposed everlasting faith. And the Republican Old Guard was explaining that when lta candidate had he promised two cars In every garage car thered either for didnt figure that be a deputy sheriff with a writ. to jfttcel deco-Oakla- Bear st ht I Aa aiilame view rested for trespass. Four years ago Mr. By C. M. PAYNE UjP Wed A these gentlemen inserted himself Into s aatlonal convention of hie party, hed bo ar- If in Trouble Scoot Back iw MONICA, CALIF. SANTA eight years ago Bishop Cannon sat in high state at Housof ton, wringing the last drop bone-dr- y of a plank moisture out in the Democratic doctrine so A1 Smith, the wettest of the wets, would have something congenial and appropriate to run on. In the opposition camp the politico-financihigh god, to whose lightest word all present responded with halls and SMATTER POP optii,. Presenting face mask, ofT to friend Is a new gift don. A artist covers u f, what he ealla ."magic puhT I he has discovered, H almost Immediately itxi tak, TT ' feet Impression of th From the mold ia cast ths porcelain or bronze. will by. irred t its U npoa m l,ny St Aleo full information covedag fJ nearing course in NmI Sie Hub eel nd, Wahg, AwwS Air Csedltlsalei, ttswltsl, OH, Mbr ' IB. resent it, Is a incite! Days Are Net Ages j ad yooe Me aav caafa4nU he opportnitw. So W a, ndww at Ike , jnvnlsl J t The w I .vs hi poirmnuc UtbstaUhrat. uded I of which proves onr anointed leaders are not only courageous but consistent Well, lets see what the boys will promise us this year In those a called fictional whimsicalities All ,y thr ie old art hjocol ins b ,ei plat-form- at f First American Families. been skirting the of one sizable group of early American families who dont care whos been nominated at Cleveland or wholl be nominated at Philadelphia. No matter which, side wins, these folks still will furnish the raw material upon which blithe amateurs of the Indian bnreau work weird experiments in the name of civilization. Nothing worse can happen to them than already has been wrought by meddlers and earnest PIWWLC Bt And There Were No Knot Holes S. L. HUNTLEY OAOC) t AUBEA-d- g muddlers under this administration or that For Instance, trying to make farmers out of Apaches, 4 task akin to training caged benhawks to Imitate cuckoo clocks. Of course, should their reservations by some miracle prove productive, the white man will crowd them over Into a remoter area, where a horned toad would have to go on relief or else starve to dcath. The vanishing American cant complain that weve ever failed to expedite his vanishing act for him. thirst-blaste- FINNEY OF THE FORCE VEZ SW a FER OFFICE 7sZ aE MAP BURGLAR b In Training A WE Thought vje ought to have Go SOMEBUDC) IM AT BROKE NOIGHT 7m NET. TtNJKZ- - Sufts IT WAS" JAT lM KlKsMT A COP ADAMSONS ADVENTURES d Beating the Welkin. poor old welkin certainly took awful beating at Cleveland, didnt It? And just about the time the new akin forjns, theyll rip It all over again at Philadelphia. Language Is to a national convention what yelping Is to a coon dog trailing. It'a a fine personal advertisement for the dog and doesn't mean anything either way to the coon. The old anpersdtlon that the Republicans always pick their candidate at 2 a. m. "In a smoke-fille- d room didn't come true. Tond think the bosses would emerge from the session looking Uke so many hickory-cure- d hams when you hear people tell of the old times. Ill bet the G. O. P. boys kept a win-- . dow open to clear the air. It might also have come In handy for chucking Senator Borah out ef. THE DAWTHAE THERES ALWAYS TME LEAST OME US AWAKE, 0 No Chance of Rest By O. JACOBSSON 4k 'J c? IT imznd sun-bake- d WEVE MESCAL IKE Anotl iVert 0tooyou suffer npstl taming, laSjr L frequent urination; bade, filled headache, dizziness, ton of m leg pains, swellings and pVW under th eyes? Are you hied, cm1 feel ell unstrung sod A know whet is wrong? j Then give some thought lap kidneys. Be sura they function ly for functional kidney diuni mits excess waste to stay is A bit, and to poison and upset lbs , I system. Us Doan's Piflii Does' an la' kidneys only. They ere lecosmt the world over. Yoacsngetfep utnp, time tested Doses t age stora. j n WMm Blemishes lYlade Her Old Locltir, Fact Clear Again with J CuticuraSoapandOIntm Here la a letter every skin ss&' t s should read. Its message Is & irtti "There were blemishes on my nr of external origin, and they mtdti' ie look old and haggard. They red, hard and large. They w rare lob hurt, atnd when I scratched thees led skin would become Irritated, would lie awake at night And &. utl J up digging at my face. But after using two rata OS goap and 0ne tin off 0 ntel curm ointment my face was 1 again." (Signed) Mrs. L. Wheo inn 2nd St, Floreffe, Pa, June 14 oot can understand Physician letters. The Ontlcura frmn Dll effectlvenw iP half a century. Remember, 10 But when the credentials committee Soap and Ointment are also for ID ( bomlsf to hear tho contesting delegations plea, rashes, ringworm, aw from ths deep, dark South thats eczema and other externally when youd see what properly might Wn blemishes. All druggist F Ototment 25c. Adv. be called a smoke-filleroom. 11 1 1 d Defying the Congress. THREE years ago Bishop Cannon, the Virginia smooth bore, invited a senatorial Investigation committee to go Jump off the Washington monument t, Perhaps they didnt Jump off the which caused regret to some, but It was the best offer they had all season. mon-umen- WNU ) W 1 No Heed to Sufi: TilomingSicknss ;Ued kf i "Morning eicknesi" acid condition. To avoid it, add offtet by nfitois auch a -- nl 'S This year Doctor Townsend, who Why Physicians Recomn,r. I hasnt lost a cent by being the head Milnasla Wafers of the Townsend plan, tells an InvestiThera cendjli gating committee of the house to kiss pure milk of mecneeia m his foot mint-flevore- UK, ( Rsal Frot "The winter up in Gulch Pass was the coldest of them all," said the "The thermometer' freprospector. quently registered 50 degrees below by SOUNDS OF HORNING New Futuivi) By GLUT AS WILLIAMS They never punished the bishop for contempt, although they sputtejed like a bunch of damp Ilere'k e laying a little theyll never punish the Doc, either. Hell go merrily on with tho Idea that. If there lsn t a pot of gold at the foot of the rainbow, the government should' supply same without any more of thi.l thoroughly, then swallowea, acidity ia the mouth and througV digeetivo system snd insure toj pie eliwimMira of the wart; j ciara gra, heedechee, bloated a dosea other discomforts. M0WMcrt com wbotua , 600 550 convenient tin for your fa 12 st 20e. Each wafer i aPl"7 Next to the League of Nations, noth- on adult does of milk of ing seems to make so much noise and gooddrugetoreseeUandrecomineoa accomplish so little ts a defied con-- Start Ming tboeo dondoi 11 om fellow playing' anti-ocigently laxative wi a allde trombone into an empty barrel. Profeesionil samples sent fr IRVIN S. COBB. physician or dentists it WNU Birrlo 1 oa profcaaioaal letterhesi las. 4402 2 3rd M Dogs ia America Million Year Doga, or at least animals of the dor bottf family, have been sumerous In America alnco the Ollgocene period, which ended some L225.000 years ago. elght-te-flv- zero." ever-popul- fr That really was nothing," said the talesman. "Up In the north country where I was making a call one winter. It was so cold In one of the hotels that the bellboys kept their hands In their pockets even after making s call. dous! It's magnificent; It's 1 tf.ywst M Wiu .BIRW to Wats mwttir wits womcus tfcSTiMK Which Is It? Wen The 01m magnate waa describing his latest picture. he said, Its tremenMy boy, Its mediocre 1" masts-dont- c atARS a WOSlD 1$ Rooi-'- oow r ecnth'M wwrffV sore tooa L- IWt to SflR Tit lilts BofflK - w bifori uc. aubm TSf K16HSORHOOO Magazine, Limitations "A statesman Is supposed to be familiar with all public questions." "Tea," replied Senator Sorghum, "but not necessarily with all the answers."- - hwd? shilly-shallyin- Karts SOMTBOOV 0 V0M os Toi UfS ttrerf 0fa mw muN ! ' ant KH'i HoostBom FWasywiaiwn lo Bitterroot Forost Largo The Bitterroot national forest Id Idaho and Montana has tbs greatest net area of ths nation's timber n-- serve. , Th OrlatMf Milk 3SC0 ea phj W El |