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The Guest Nothin, Only he butted In on our party an Introduced himself as the "Human Battleship, and 1 thought It was time he was tested. Brooklyn Eagle. NKV . . o4 MP wit- attF Im f ri It ' ,iptr, Bisk .r kwr )MT I tours t (Tiro THE FEATHERHEADS Caught Hello, PEAR I uUELL, WHY SAY WHAT DO YotJ MEAN? HAVEMY BEEM to THAT PLACE tM FIPTE6M YEARS SHOW AT THB AYAX? T SHOW.doHrt THIS SEAT . I IM CHE CK HT YoUE 7" lr MUST HURRY home 1 That 5. A LONG WELL TIME To BE CARlRYiMG huh? HOW WAS , BAND Influence have assumed of power In politics." "Yes," answered Miss "Sometimes It looks to me a beauty contest had been Influence rather than by Women OibW nAvq, 'REStlM Ygz, AWERTiSiW' WrtUT Trt wc irtwix ?ER FAISF - fr ? WHo! WHILE Vex OI Vex WE? kidding-ME- , quit FINNEYI Sow, SUITS MADE M V Soot WAIT7'' cahT Know yrfc that jl ruw V. i a UL7INJLS- me. - -- iCtctcd hr onl or that they to wait zWAIT ? 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K which KlCKAPOO SLUTHR BEARIHC THE NEWS TO TURTLE BACK gh. sr by The Bell V'J Sy4Kiit 1m r Curiosity Warsaw A young mi ed because he was lylnj way lines near Warsaw "Suicide?" he said, tloned by the police. "C I waa Just trying to quickly a train could di I One Minute Off For A Query By C. M. PAYNE Chn the Tip stock mar' latedr Yes," answered but youll never You tips Mr. the hou king ps hulls: Pthat w tk In a at were fMlfyli -- A for Asou Sk p of sc agn sto stop lambs any mors than y cant keep waiters." Souad Adri' "You have a beautlfu "Yes, but well havei bread and cheese and "Its a nice diet, my Invite too many people Philadelphia Bulletin. KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" 7 PVM1DOM, CIS THCRClS A wnyl ny YEH, LOW DGAR AL, DOUNDft AT Thc Yoo SCG HC SAyJ- H6 VhLL WOT LEANC UKTO. HG eecj'L DOOR. TO - Him r Ht- t- jIl 50 TO THU WELL, APGTK GUV doktI MCAH.IT EDDIE, THERE BIRD AT THE DOOR. W NAME OF ODOWK ! HE A the SAJ He waktiT the howc for. 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Its so hard Included. for me to find a fit In any kind of Pattern 9900 may be shoes. In sizes 12, 14, 16, IS, SO and 40. Size 16 Kitty Ever try snowshoesl Brooklyn Eagle. yards 86 Inch fabric Bend FIFTEEN CEX Not Yot Ripo stamps (coins preferred Guide The green garden snakes tern. Be sure to write around here are not harmful NAME, ADDRESS, the Old Lady Arent'Tfiey as dangerBER AND SIZE. ous as the ripe ones? Send your order to ' It au'i pr Soma Lika That a good driver," boasted Jones, "and she believes In giving the man In the other car hla place along the road. "Mine does, too, sighed Smith, only she seems to think his place Is In the ditch." Philadelphia Bulletin. V, ths toll iction Wtf I My wife is LSi AAr erll tH W Morcllass Campaigning "Several of your frlenda In congress art physicians. Yes," answered Senator Sorghum, but they are cautious doctors who prescribe only simple remedies. What we need la a bunch of dentists who can pull teeth and administer gas. 0?itidfifSii & fnick |