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Show THE R0YALGAZAB00 HERE Patron Saint of Celebrations Issues an Edict to the People of the Northland. Ho, all jou Cache Vallcyjieoplc who have gone to the north, south, east and west. Ho, all you people who have "Hew" over the Cuckoo's nest! Do you know that the Uoyal Gaza-boo Gaza-boo Is looseV He Is, and has just held a seance with the General Committee of the June IMO celebration In Logan. The Gazaboo Is the Patron Saint of celebrations, you know, and his edict Is that all people of the north country come to Logan on .lune 1st and remain re-main until after tho 10th. Unless they do the Gaaboo will visit them in anger. fiver see this most roial Aich-Duke of the things that never were and never can be? The Gazaboo is tho greatest wonder of the times, with the exception of the Trusts, Lawson, and Standard Oil .Johnny. He can haidly be likened liken-ed to anything In the heavens above or tho earth bolow. Ills eyes Hash lightning, his roar is as that of a hundred hun-dred mighty Niagaras; each foot print is nine miles across and at his step the mountains tremble. When In pleasant mood his breath is as Egyptian Egyp-tian perfumes, in anger his exhalations aro more withering than the plague; he rides on moonbeams and feeds on tornados; Mars is but his pillow and far-off Neptune his footstool. The sun Is his plaything and the ocean Ills tears - for he weeps, dear friends, he weeps. And why? ISccausc he has troubles of his own and can't tell them to a policeman. Though greater than all things, almost al-most ominisclcnt, and certainly omnipresent, omni-present, the Gazaboo notes the lack of support some people give to laudable celebrations gotten up for their pleasure. pleas-ure. Ho notes the sacrlllce of time on the part of business men, the sacrlllce of money and energy for others and he weeps. Hut he weeps no longer. T)ie Gazaboo has kept In close touch with the efforts Incident to the June celebrations In Logan and knowing the true worth of what is to be offered then, he has through the peerless medium, Anna Eva Fayke, recently in Ion, Issued the edict mentioned above. Can the people either north, cast, south or west refuse to obey the royal summons? Dare they brave the will of the all-powerful Gazaboo which can with a breath burn up the soil, turn rivers Into blood, mountains into moulten brass and the blades of grr.ss Into two-edged swords? From a million throats comes the chortle "Nay, Nay, Pauline, we daro defy small pyx, the plague, tattle-snakes tattle-snakes and mushrooms, but deliver us from the Gazaboo!" Then ull aboard for Logan, June 1st and remain till the 11th. Half faro rates are granted for ten days from St. Anthony on tho north, Montpellcr on the cast, Hrlgham City on the south. Once In Logan life will bean Irrldes-centdrcam. Irrldes-centdrcam. On Juno 1st conies tho Hrlgham Young Family reunion; June 1st Hrlgham Young College Field Day; June 2nd Hrlgham Young College Commencement: June :i and 4 District Dis-trict Sunday School Convention for Cache, Hyriim, Hcnson, Oneida and Malad Stakes of .Ion; June 1 and 7 Agricultural College Commencement. .lune 0-10 Commercial Tiavelcis Invasion In-vasion 2,000 stiong. This last will be the most gloiious, magnlllcent, splendifeious, effervescent efferves-cent affair sinco Adam sacriliccd himself him-self and all mankind at the feet (hands) of Mother Eva. June Oth the Cache Driving Association Associa-tion will have some good races, Hold's Salt Lake band, and the A. C. Military Mili-tary band will give free concerts, the Utalina Park will be in full blast, the Novelty Theatre and Thatcher opera house will present attractions, tho $10,000 Thatcher pavilion will be the scene of a ball unexcelled for brilliancy, bril-liancy, and in all probability there will be a ball game at the It. Y. 0. campus. Logan will be a mass of bunting and clcctilc lights and a good naturcd crowd numbering not less than 25,000. On Saturday the 10th there will be a parade that In point of perfection will surpass any Inaugural parade at Washington City. The one last year is conceded to have been the most superb the State ever saw but that one will not be In It. Jt Is estimated esti-mated that no less than 1,000 will take part in this. There will be gorgeous floats, tine horses, hundreds of decorated decor-ated bicycles, unique turnouts, Wild West Hrlgade, seven bands, marching Jng clubs a grand galaxy calculated to please the eye and delight the soul. There will be moro free concerts, some big speeches by the biggest men of this western country, and then a struggle on the ball diamond that will beasHcrcc as that at Port Arthur. The Utah Commercial Travelers ha vo a team of picked beauties with eyes that look curves and bats that never miss them. Their pitchers arc reported re-ported to bo men who can throw the spheroid through a six inch oak board without half trying. Their fielders and basemen scoop up lllcs and sizzling sizzl-ing groundeis as easily as the Republicans Repub-licans won out In the recent State election. Harry Stoncy, manager of the Cache Valley team labors under the impression that ho has a bunch equally as good, so the public may have a demonstration of an Irrnslst-ablo Irrnslst-ablo force going up against an Immovable Immov-able object. Come one, como all. The city Is yours and remember tho Gazaboo. wv |