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Show Nurses Experience. Medical men say that a good nurse in a difficult ease is better than medicine, but when we can get a good nurse and good medicine, the patient stands a much better chance of recovery. The few words of advice given below by nurse Eliza King, are well worthy the attention of all readers : usl " I have contJntly St. Jacola Oil in the various situations I have occupied as nut sc, and have invariably found it excellent in all canes requiring outward application, mu li an sprains, hruim s, lhfum.iric aiToi lions, neuialgi.i, etc. In cases of plcuriny it is an excellent remedy well ruMied in. I can stioii!;ly recommend it after several years u-and experience. It should be in every household. Sister Carolina, St. Andrews Hospital, writes : I have found St. Jai ol (il a most eflicai ious remedy in gout ; also in sprains and bruises. Indeed, we cannot say too much in its praise, and our doctor is ordering it constantly. OVR WIT AND HUMOR. Two Columns of Jokes Ground Out by the Humorists. lie Kupw by Experience. EARLIEST Itl'KsIAV MII.I.KT. Will you be short of hay If so, plant a plenty of this prodigally prolitlc millet. S to R Toue of Rich Hay ler Acre. Price 50 11m. (1.90; 100 list. j. Low freights. John A. Kalzer Seed (Jo., La Crowe.Wis. W r.rrntue for Kama a Win. Greek and Roman wines were perfumed, generally by steeping the leaves of roses or violets in the liquor until It had acquired the odor of ths flowers. a Cold In Ono day. To Cure Take Laxative Uromo Quinine Tablets. AH druggists refund money if it fails tocura. 26a Lucky to lie In JulL The believers in the thirteen Idiocy are now citing cases of the man with thirteen wives who was sent to Jail the other day, as If a man with thirteen wires were not In good luck to get safely Inside a jail. People buy Hamlin's Wizard Oil because they have by experience that it cures pain of every kind. Steady Vote of Nevada. The vote of Nevada fluctuates very little. In 1832 It was 10,878; in 1894, 10,508; in 1896, 10.305; in 1898, 10,011, and In 1900, 10,196. No other state in the Union has such a record of an un- deviating vote as has Nevada. VTien t woman ii nervous her gives fantastic and threatening shapes to the most faob- miliar jects. By day she starts in fear at every sudden or unfamiliar sound. By night the furniture of her room takes on affrighting forms of ghost or goblin. You cant treason with the knerves. Neither logic nor love ran quiet them. They must be nourished and then the outcry of the nerves will cease as naturally as a hungry child ceases to cry when fed. For nervous women there is no better tonic and nervine than Dr. Fierces Favorite Prescription. It cures the diseases which produce nervousness in women, irregularity, debilitating drains, inflammation, ulceration and female weakness. It trainpiilizes the nerves, encourages the appetite, and induces refreshing sleep. " I lR:n taking your medicine I wai not Die to MuikI on iky fret ten minutes at a time," writes Mrs. ILiitir Horradsile, of lit Street, Tenti. Njuhville. Spring "Had fulling snd kidnrv am! liver and was o weak and nrrvuu 1 could dirae, not keep still. Would take nervous mVi and almost die at times. Z had severu! different d'.'Mis attend ing. but they could not do me any pood. The last one 1 hal au! I would rrver up again! Told him that 1 wn taking vour ' Kavonte and Mtiiiul Plwovrry,' sad he said, Mi Jit just mm well take that much water each !. .' Hut 1 thought I would give the medicine a fair tiul. I had t)iiined the first two butts I was !ie to get outside the house and walk around the yard. I kept o: cured tn." taking the mediume nd What Dod huili joined let no man Husband .uy dear, I wunt to aBk you one favor before you go off on that long visit. Wife A thousand, my love. What Is It? Dont try to put the house in order before you leave. Is Isn't hard work. Ftthiips not, but think of tlie exto you every pense of time 1 want to iin.1 anything. put athundcr. Oilin'; to Kit rein, Mrs. Ciimsonbi ak I site in the paper that a woman, in looking after another woman, to see what she had on, fell out of the window. Mr. Criiu-unl.ia- li Well, that only goes to show that tome women, in trying to follow the styles, can go too far. Erudition. Remember,' said the Boston boy's unde, "that children should be seen anu nut heard. My dear sir, was the courteous rejoinder, "that is one of the theories whose fallacy has long tdnee been admitted by civilized nations. The emperor of China is about the only person In the world who gives it serious consideration. Convicts Aik Clemency. The white convicts employed on the breakwater at Capetown are Bending a loyal address to King Edward, praying his clemency on the occasion of the approaching coronation. A llrivi A Poitilil. Harrier Katharine I that homely Mrs. Hobson how it was that she had been married four times and 1 hadn't been married at all. Dorothy Dear me! What did she say? Katharine She said that perhaps I was too particular. True. Man. "They say, remarked the sweet young thing, "that you were never really frightened. "Nonsense! returned the man who was honest as well as more than ordinarily brave. They forgot that I was one of the principals In a Duel? No in a swell church wedding." Chicago Post. 4 Explained. "There Is a very Intimate nervous connection between the brain and the stomach said the scientific man. "That explains it, answered the humble persou who Is willing to learn. y lcllcts cure biliousness. WEATHERWISE, OTHERWISE! Askvik WHTsemcuMtt tow jrs WftiH m'r 1SLICKER SLACK BE asK- -" WARS OP IMITATIONS. VTIUMT AND KEEP PRY? LOCI FOR APCVE TVCZ MASK. CATALOGUES TREE Showing Pull Line of Garments and Hats. A.W.TCWC3 CO.. BOSTON. NASS. 4 IN THE ( QUEENS The Jury was out two days and then failed to agree. That proves conclusively that we ought to have women juries "Why so?" Well, you know a Jury of women would have disagreed sooner than "What? The reason why nearly every big political alliance or financial deal has to be discussed at a banquet." that ALBUM. Opluioss of ltaysltlra Not Jatd-i- i for Publlciii.oo. uni A London paper gives an interesting account of an album owned by the Queen of Greece, to which many royal personages have contributeu. Some of the opinions expressed in the book are decidedly amusing. To the question, What is your idea of kappiiHSa?" the Always to King of Greece replied: have a sovereign without a crown. The King of Sweden was asked what was his conception of real unhappiness, ar.d answered that he could think of nothing wore than tight shoes, a corn and a heavy fot on it. When Edward VH. was requested to reveal the person against whom he bore the greatest grudge, lie answered: "The man who insists upon pointing his me und exclaiming, umbrella at There he The Emperor of Austria gave a different answer to this query, and said he could think of no person wheni he disliked more than the man whose customary greeting was: "Good heavens, how old you look! The Empress of Russia answered the same question as follows: For me there is no person more disagreeable than the woman who considers her children the healthiest in the world and who looks upon other children as being very intelligent, but fearfully weak and delicate. Just guess It docs! To Illustrate. I'll tell you a little thing that happened to me one day. A suburGan train going out from Birmingham was a trifle more than half full; that is, there was a man sitting by every window, and the outside half jf most of the seats was vacant. I got on just as the traiu was about to start, and I was in the act of taking a seat when the man on the inside of the settee rose, and. crossing the aisle, lert me with the seat to myself. Presently lie came back, anil raising his hat, he said apologetically: 'You must pardon nte, madam, for .Tiring you the whole seat Just now; I know ladies don't like to sii by promiscuous gentlemen. " is!' Iniluitriei Hunt up on Small Articles. Few penile realize tlie wants and requirement)! of tlie eighty millions of people in the United States. Who would think that It requires over a million dollars capital to carry on the package dye business In this country, and that there are twelve different fact orbs In the United States thut manufacture pnekage dye? One of the largest package dye factories In the world Is that of the Putnum Fadeless Dye Co., Unlonville, Mo. In this factory alone over three million packages are put up every yeur. When you know thut each package colors from I to 6 pounds of goods, or thut the output of Putnam Fadeless Dyes alone will color from 9 to IS million pounds and that It would require more than 800 cars to haul this amount of dyed goods, you will realise the magnitude of this seemingly small business. HI Get Allen's Foot-E- s Fre. to Allen S. Olmsted, Y.,for a FREE sample of Allens a powder. It cures sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. Makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure fur Chilblains and Frost-biteAt oil druggists and shoe stores; 25 cents. You Cun Write Foot-Eas- to-da- y N. e, s. Ilstr Good Blessing the Elver Neva. This phrase was first used by Dr. If the present moderate weather con- Johnson, who said of Bathurst, a phytinues In Russia the ice in the River sician: He was a man to my very Neva will soon break up, and therehearts content. He hated a fool, and upon will occur the blessing of the he hated a rogue, and he hated a whig; river, an annual event of national Im- he was a very good hater. portance to Russia. On the day when the river first Stats or Ohio, otv or Toledo, I I Lucas C'kumtv, shows signs of being released from its Frank J. Cheney uutke oath thnt be Is the F. of firm J. winter bonds, the solemn ceremony of senior lHirtner of the Cheney ACa, buxines in tin' City of Toledo, County blessing the waters is performed by andnitState aforc-aland that said firm will pay sum of ON'K IRTXDIiKI) DOLLARS for the high dignitaries of the Greek the each and every eae or Catarrh that runuut b Church, in the presence of the Czar. cured by the tixe of Hull' Calurrh Cure. FltANK J. CHENEY. The ceremony takes place at St. PetersSworn to before me und Kubncrlhed in my A. It ltss& the Winter ttlh of Palace of this opposite burg, day presence, A. VV. GLEASON the Czar, in a pavilion decorated with SEAL. Notary Uubllc. sacred pictures. taken internally, and Hall' Catarrh Pure Hurfacet mucous and blood on act the directly On the pavilion platform are asof llte system. Send for testimonial, free. GO-A sembled the high officials of state, and Toledo, O F. J. CHENEY Soid by Druiviat. ?.vc. below the steps, in two lint-- facing are the best Fills Hull's Family each other, appear the Russian priests In their splendid vestments. Sonant's Autobiography. The average number of days durSir Walter Bcsants autobiography ing which navigation Is possible is was announced for publication in Feb218, the least 172, and the greatest 279. ruary, and excited more widespread Recently Ice breaking vessels have interest than any recent volume of the sort Sir Walter was not a man of been introduced. great genius, but he bad hosts of adRhorklug Tragedy iu Ersnc. readers, and he knew everymiring A sensational crime has just been body. However, his personality was discovered at Et. Etienne, Fiance. A of an exceptionally amiable and agreepastry cook named Tantale, after a able sort. Altogether hU life should quarrel with his wife, due to jealousy, be excellent reading. shot her dead with a revolver. He then SALZER'S LIGHTNING CABBAGE. thrust her body into the oven and This the earliest cabbage In the world lighted a large fire, afterwards comand a regular gold mine to the market gurdener retne suicide. calcined Only mitting und farmer. mains of tne woman were found in the By the way, there Is lots of money to be mud on earoven. liest rabbuge. beets, peas, rad ishes, cucumbers ami the 400,000 Jeri In Afilcs. like. A writer in the Jewish World gives Tor 1 6c. and this Nolle the John A. alzer Seed Co.. the total number of Jews in Africa at l.uCroHxc, Win., will send 400,000, of whom 20.000 have located in you their mrmmoth catalog South Africa, where, says the writer, end 15o Kinds of flower andtc vegetable w.seeds. H. Market gurdeners catalog, postage, the most solid and tangible results have been attained by Jewish pioneers FENIMORE COOPER LETTER. in all branches of development. Famous Novelist Called Europe Rosnano and America Uamdrum. Here is an interesting letter. In the possession of a autograph collector, that, according to the PhilA NEW CURE FOR adelphia Record, Fenimore Cooper wrote to his publishers in 1831: "1 hope you will be wrong In anticThe ipating a bad reception for Diseases, Rheumatism, etq. Bravo. I cannot tell you much of its Disorders of the Kidneys and Bladder non reception lu Europe, though Gosselin itism, (intvul, Pain in says it is very decidely successful In Bright' Jiixriw, tnu Back, ltlidiiiT difficult or too fre- France. America Is, of all countries, g For these , etc. water, lo quent Positive Specific l lire found in a new one of the least favorable to works of botanical discovery, thn wonderful In Europe, or, Phrub, eidle! by botanists, the Jihur mrthunticum, the imagination. st Indio. It lias ths rather in England, where there hag ex- froia tlui Gauges Liver, isted a necessity of accounting for some success in the very teeth of their prejudices and wishes, it has been the fashion to say that no writer ever enjoyed so favorable an opportunity as 1, because I am an American and a sailor. As to the sailor part of the business. It is grossly absurd; for what advantage has an American sailor over any other? They know the falsehood of what they say in this respect, for I get 3,000 pounds for a nautical tala In. rtonsi. Ufa. 120 2 St. H. W., WnkhaH,0.t. that shall celebrate English skill toextraordinary record of 1.30 liniiit,d cure, in 50 morrow. on the Kidneys, end cure day. It art direelly "For myself, I can write two Euro-pfy- ji by draining out of, tl.e lllood the HiiHiiuiua Uric stories easier than I can write one which eu-- e the ilicc. Acid, LitliHtes. In thu Una Fort African. Iter. John 11. WatMiii, Why, Europe itself la a him wired has from World, that it the edge of thu grave when dying of Kidney tlbine and terrible romance, while all America is a iiillrrlng when pH sing wHter.vr Mr. James Thorn, humdrum, common-sens- e Eq.. of thu Hoard of Kevii WaBureau of lYnnioii, cured of uhuhIIv region from Quaddy to Cape Florida. writes: Washington, I. fatal Kidney Trouble after ninny physician had failed anl ha had given up all ho;! of recovery. nous Ilullt of Huttons. Hon. K. C. Wood,. a prominent attorey of Ixiwell, A house -l built of buttons is the latcuowas of Chronic Biieiimntism, Kidney Ind., and Bladder licse of toi years standing by est thing in architecture, and a certain AIksvls.Mny Indie including Mr. K. It. French musical celebrity Is building Mhm nd Mr. Jainr South Yuung, Kent, Ohio, alo testify to it wonderful It. The wsIIb, the ceilings, the doors, Curative power In Kidney and allied disorders xterior and the interior are all ornapeculiar to womanhood. That you may Judy thn tnIiio of thi Great mented with buttons of every descripfor wo send will IMucovery yourself, you Ono tion. Largn Case hr mall Free, only asking that when Every country has been ranIt toother, sacked and some very curious sped-'ten- s Jured yourself you will n commend not 111. Addn-- a, Thu Ctiun-ars reported to have been ttw Cum Fourth A vs., Company, Kidusy Sew York. rought to light. d. Fatal Jett. Why Is the maddest anarchist nearly?" asked the young man with the jocular bent. There was an ominous silence, and It was broken by the glad answer: "Because he Is all Most. And when the ambulance arrived It was found that the angry crowd had altogt liter. A Cautious Cut to mar. "How will you have your eggs cooked?" asked the waiter. "Make any difference In the cost of A em? inquired the customer, cautiously. 'No Then cook em with a nice slice o ham, said he, greatly relieved. A Pertinent Question The Duke," said the European gentleman, "belongs to one of the most eminent and influential families of our time. "Indeed, responded the American millionaire, with interest. "Who la ? his About the Rama "And are you going to sit In the gallery at the performance of grand opera?" we asked of the frivolous young thing. "No 'she tittered, hut we are going to eat peanuts in our box, so it will Baltimore really be about the same. American. father-in-law- A Subtla Difference. Sharpe Oh, youre too pugnacious! You've always got a chip on your shoulder, for some one to knock off. Carpe That's the difference between you and me. Youve got a block on your shoulders that some one ough to knock otf. RatUflari. still He Ws-n- 't Can you give no hope? lie asked, disconsolately. d The girl was truly him. for Eorry Oh. yes," she replied cheerily, "I can give you lots of hope, If you will promise not to expect to have your hopes realized." tender-hearte- Cuihrd Humor. Phrenologist Boy, you have a remarkable memory. Boy Please, sir, write it on a slip of paper not for me to forget it. Fun. Ad Kaplun. tlon. It is rumored in Holland that the young queen wants a new husband." "Well, she won't have to advertise." Cleveland Plain Dealer. 1 , 1 U- well-kno- Robbins I think Mac.: will regret It Robbins Having ths Wyld What? girl's name engraved inside the engagement ring. Town and Country. Boy I heard vr wanted a boy. How old are you? boy Mer-cha- ut I'm old enuf ter ride on th cars fer half price. Columbus (Ohio) State Journal. KIDNEYahoBLADDER Blii-iii- iNis-in- I "I understand Bilkins made a great hit on the stage." "Somebody has misinformed you. The audience made the hit. Bilkins was the target Baltimore News. jjt il-- Dr. Iierce's I exists In the South? said a girl enthusiastically to a friend with whom she was talking over a recent Southern trip. "Well, I Pino's Cure for Consumption la an Infallible medicine for ooughs and cold. N. W. Sanest Ocean Grove, N. J.. Feb. 17, 1900. Of uterus, ildn Soul him (hlfairf, You ask if chivalry still !c How did you become a drinking man. Colonel Sourmnsh? lie 1 have a stroni; suspicion. Miss Easterly, that thirst had sinia thing to do with it. S'j She Lovely Women. saw you at the premiere Criteek I thought of the new comic opera. there were a good many fine lines in it. especially in the choruses, didn't you? Krontrow Well, I noticed a good many fine curves in the chorusesses." 1 HIM on rut. School Teacher Now, chilSunday dren, you have all heard of the had little boys that cut the tails off of the pretty kitties. Can any of you tell me a little verse from the Bible which tells about cutting off cats' tails?" Little (Jirl in the Rear (after profound thought) Yeth, ma'am, 1 can: Ths j Mr. Bacon one ami si 1 one-ha- lf by this paper that Inches thick will port a man. Mrs. Bacon always said there was an enormous profit in ice, John. Cassidy 1 Iherp are ye going in thot new suit? Casey- - Oi'm going to ask old man Flanrricai) for his daughter's liauil. Cat-sidTh dlvil! Ut seems a pity to ruin a new suit thot way. luck. Knva-Kav- a et-.- The subject (afer the sitting) I hail n't sat fur a picture Defore in ten years, don't you know, and Im deuced glad the worst is over. The photographer (innocently enough) But you haven't seen the negative yet! Puck. matter-o- -- f-fact, i)ins-Binr- Highblower first daughter married a poet, my second an artist snd my thiro a railroad magnate. Dimple-to- n And which couple is the most for lunate? "Oh. the first two of them. They are supported by the husband of the third. IJfe. My . (ipecifh-nudrai- i , |