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Show r (iarmiM in Brazil. The Geruiau settlers In southern Emperor William has presented Lis Brazil now number more than 300,000. yachts Meteor and Comet to Ibe Ger- German capital has established banks and Is making public improvements. man navy. Garfield Headache Pnwdoi! 4 Puarden furWe. 1 Powder cure a headache. A BLOCKHEAD. Buajr course they do. Lulu was quiet for a time, then she said aloud but apparently to herself i Doodness, they must be ofiul Muy keepln their wings blacked up 1" Ohio State Journal. leaden coaxed the girl from Boston to hang up her stocking. Well? Well, somebody put one of those long striped candy canes In It "Yea." And there wasnt room for anyYes, they As thing else. BEFORE THE SPANKING. to KMfNtabUllj. What I said to her was the truth, lha protested. Admitted. he replied. And the truth is always respect- able." Admitted again. And therefore should be welcomed. Oh, 1 dont haow. Aunt Jane, who has such peculiar. ways, is the very essence of respectability, but I dont notice that she gets an effusive welcome when she comes "to visit us, although iwe always speak well of her when she Is absent gain. 'U. i. . . t 1 1 J all-go- ne C.. IjALAft Papa Here's a man out West who laughed so hard Bobble Wasn't he tickled to death, pop? that he Courtroom .. ... died. Grass,' Cloven and Fodder Plants Oar ratalogue la brimful of fboronghly teoted him aeoda mehaa Thousand Headed Kale: Taoelnta, producing to tonaef mere ;Jea Oatj; Sprits, wniilti to bushels o gzain fkey par acre. Billion Dollar Grass, etc., e Zen fodderpwr Salnra Gramm Mtxturem Wyand an aodloia amount of parimage on any turn la Ammfc. In of magulfleent Dronuia YMdlng Inermla 6 tone of Hay per Acrm Onr areat catalogue, worth fusts Tbegrcot grass of the rent ury, growing wherrrw nil la found. or fanner, it mailed to yon with many fann seed samples, upon any with awake American gardener receipt of but U eealapuetagsu a- - Catalog alone t cents for postage. JOHN A. SALZER SEED COMPANY, La Crosse. Wis. We Treat and Cure CATARRH, Bronchitis, Neuralgia, Heart Die saas, Dyspepsia, Skin Disease, Blood Diaeaaa, Iheainadiam, Nahria, Nervous Diseases, Kidney Dieeaaea, Fee. ale ComplaJnls, Dysentery, Faralyaia, Riekele, Scrofula, Concwakpliori in Firat Stages, Liver Diseases, Diseases of the Bowels. Pat's first visit to Hades was made a dream. Satan received him kindly and showed him everything of In- terest She The violinist seems a He Yes. He plays with little unc ertaln on the higher note, doesnt he? a great deal of feeling. baroo. closed door. I keep the Irish locked up In there, he said; theyre too green to bum. AN OBJECTION. That man is a driveling Idiot said the trust mdgnste, A plumb' fool, ' agreed the cdal IV and phwat plalses me moat la that youve no Olrlshmln here, at all, at all. His Satanic majesty pointed to a 1 Hama Trartmanl Cura. Writa far Canjuhm limn Fraa. Sympimm LUt. WEAK MEN V yea suffer from any of. Ike weaknesses or dtaeanea canned by IpnorahM, eaceas or AUK THE VERY PERSON WS WANT TO TALK TO. Wo proved our akin In curing all CHRONIC diaecHCM by publichlng thouaanda of voluntary testimonial of home people, Ting aamec, pictures and addresses. Pay When Cured a We eure you flret and than aak REASONABLE PEE whon you are cured. You earn depend upon our word: any bank la Utah wiU eadoree It: thonaanda of patients have endorsed ua. NOW WE WANT TO CURE YOU with the dletlaet understanding that we will not demand a PEE until we cure you. Wo euro LOST MANHOOD. Seminal Weakness. SpermatorWE CANT PUBLISH OUR rhoea, Gonorrhoea. Syphilis and all weakneaaea CURES IN PRIVATE DISEASES of men. Wo absolutely cure Varicocele or It wo Henea dont ooat you a penny. Consultation sad oonfldonco. would It betray advloa FREE, by letter or la person. CALL ,ve to prove our skill in thin claaa of trouble OR WRITE. la another way. Thia la our plan: OfBce Hoars; f a. m. to 4 p. m.; evenings T to I; Sunday and Holidays 10 to U. kin L DBS: SHDRFS & SHORES. Etiurt Socialists, lunatic," assented Wonderful wheat crop for 1001 the talk ofT the Cktmnifirlal World In by no means pbenonM until The Province Manitoba and distrlcta -- of ANulnihoiu, Haskat-chevroand Alberta arr power in- Wall street 'Absolutely and utterly devoid of sense, chimed in the Senator. tfA brainless as a barrel, added the corporation lawyer. Jf'But what has he done? asked the ordinary citizen. was convulsed with laughter.' Why, hr Hays, they replied, choklie actually says ing tint iiiuiiry Isn't everything." the moat wonderin' ooun - MASS BVTHe MAKERS Or iQmns d BH0- - OILED CLOTHING HAVE TKE & rrain producing tries in the world. lb stock raising they aim hold the highest poal 'iMjuhaudHut Americans r.re anhunlly mak ami they suoroed an the lug tills their home, never did before. Move Westward with tlie tidi and secure a fann and home in Western Canada Low rates end special prlvllegea to homeaeek era and HOtllers. The handsome' forty-pnAtlas of Western Canada sent free to all appli cuntx. Apply for rates, Ac., to F. lley, 6u of Iniiniirrutlon. Ottawa, Canada or to W. V. Rennet I, Cnnwllun Govcrnmen Agent, 801 New York Life lildg., Oniuha, Neh, 5ANt POINTS OPCKEUCNeC- - ANPCiVB CCMPIETS SATISFACTION. After the l.iclure. think the duvll is worse than lh'i-- r who talk about him?" m who do"Well, tm'j, hit iiemls in' dr talkin'." ! WESTERN CANADAS. now the steel king. Crazy as a March hare, asservated the great financier. A hopeless Imbecile, asserted the l)n . I . An unmitigated The'-scrow- li&SL? rradaaoa a luxuriant crop three feet tall within rix week, after seeding and luu end lota of paattuaga all tunmer Iona beeidca. WUldo well anywhere. Price dirt cheap. RapuU. said Pat, Plants Giant Incarnate Clover In Sure, 'tin folne. VICTORIA RAPE f About 10 miles ahead of Dwarf F.sarx Rspeln bmlilnrHiin viKoramilUMinsliliiif quality.' It uia It e. It possible to grow swine and (hoop and rattle all on America at le. a Ih Itla marvelously praline. Kaiser's catalog tails. One of Kentuckys ablest lawyers Is Col. Thomas P. Hill of Stanford. Some years ago he appeared before Judge Mike Owsley with quite an array- - of legal authorities to argue a question concerning the construction of a wilL He had no more (than straightened himself to address the court when the Judge said: Mr. Hill, I do not want to hear any argument from you. I have already made up my mind to decide the case for you, and I fear If you were to argue It might change my opinion." That Is all right, judge, retorted Mr. Hill. The only reason that I regret you have prevented me from making an argument Is that you will never be able to give any good or sufficient reason why you have rendered your decision. - Jl ne Too Green. i" . J - 1 u and feelin blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia TL Plukliams Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. FEELING FOR THE NOTE. : Doctors have a perfect craze for operations. The minute there is any trouble, nothing but an operation will do them ; one hundred dollars and costs, and included in the costs are pain, and agony, and often death. f: I suffered for eight years. with ovarian troubles ; spent hundreds of dollars for relief, until two doctors agreed that an operation was my only chance of life. My! sister had been using Lydia E. Pink-ham- 's Vegetable Compound for her troubles, and been cured, and she strongly urged me to let the doctors go and try the Compound.' I did so as a last resort ; used it faithfully with the Sanative Wash for five months, and was rejoiced to find that my troubles were over and my health restore. If women would only try Lydia E. Finkhams Vegetable Compound first, fewer surgical operations Miu. L. A. ij arris, 278 East 81st St., Chicago, I1L would occur. V $5000 FORFEIT IF T1IE ABOVE LETTER IS NOT GENUINE. --V When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, leuoorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of the womts that bearing-dow- n feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, back- ache, bloating (or flatulence, general debility, indigestion, and nervous or are beset with such symptoms as dizzinew, faintness. prostratio I lassitude, excitability, irritability, nenrousne; ss, sleeplessness, melancholy, " 1 fe. t Mrs. L. A. Harris, a Prominent Member of a Chicago Womans Political Club, tells how Ovarian T roubles may be Cured without a Surgical Operation. She says: r . Hit Iaatrartlons. Mra. Jenkfr Did you really pay $4.50 a yard for It? That doesn't seem much of a bargain? Mrs. Newliwed Of course not Thats why 1 bought It You see, I bought ever so many bargains last Week, and my husband was real angry. He said Id hnrre to stop buying bar- sold Aali Little Lulu 0.,'fged 4, does much to make a certain Columbus home one of the brightest to he found anywhere. Not long ago little Lulu saw a small colored child for the first time In her life, and the little black mite Interested her greatly. She asked her mamma a great many questions concerning the colored girl, and then for a time she remained silent Suddenly Lulu queried with new Interest: Mamma, does little black girls go to hevun? "Yes, dear, replied the mother; of Miu Bessie Why did you Advise him to join a club? Miss Clarlce- -r Bees use hes such a stick. art HOWARD I BIRT0N.sVm?bT tolo. 111 Knst Fourth Strevl, I'rli'f-- : Imlil, Si; HnM t stiver, TAc; Hold 11: iiln.sl!vr A Coisr.41JiU. Mall Hilvsr 4 Is-ifMm iii any :ulilrt'!. istborslory eyas Iiik c.iivi-l- i 111 In '.A I!- -., Ido toMs, Kpm-lim-- VIGORINE TABLETS FOR 6EXUAL uu sing well in the lower register? that's the trouble: the register opens into my rooa. Kimberly lines slu Starboard Yes, WEAKNESS end ane silver or i!n; for in il.ys trial psukaca With r.i Insnl'-i- i sir I'lll-CO.. Loik Boi 172, Baa J Me. Cal. Vlflnmax Hl. Shea Aiswerinq Me.,tioa Advertisements Tliid Taper. KlBft Si |