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Show How High B'rda Fly. The heig.u to shirk different birds attain tu their flight lias often been the subject of dispute, especially J. II. Haskins, of Chicago, among Bjtormnen. From observations 111., President Chicago Arcade lately made in Germany it would apClub, Addresses Comforting pear that the higher flier, as bas alWords to Women Kcgardiug ways been supposed, is the eagle. This bird was sivu at a height of Childbirth. yards. Crows also fly very high, though not Dub Mrs. riven am: Mothers need not dread childbearing after they to be compared with the king of birds, know the value of Lydia 12. link-da- the greatest heights at which aeroVegetable Compound. nauts have encountered them being While I loved children 1 dreaded the 1,400 yards. The lark, says the Lontrdeal, for it left me weak and aide don Country Life, which Is usually supposed to reach great heights,' In reality only soars to about 1,000 yards above the ground, while pigeons which weie allowed to escape at altitudes between 900 yards and 3,000 yards, quickly descended to lower regions of the air. TO MOTHERS Ur. tsrl. We will furnish you with Ten Copies the first week Free of Charge, to be sold at Five Cents a Copy ; you can tlien send us the wholesale pi ice for as many as you find you can sell the nest week. If you waut to try it, address Boys' The Curtis Publishing Cob puny, Philadalphie Supreme Court Sustains the Trade-Mark- KSJnS: COLUMNS OF SELECTED WIT AND HUMOR. They Were Attentive. A clergyman, preaching iu a coun- try church for the first time, waa delighted tq find the congregation rery attentive, and told t.ie verger so ufler the service. The verger replied: "I Air bless yon, Bathing Suit to Boast of sir, we was all looking for you 10 In Philology How tho disappear." Why, what do you mean?" said Orate Girl Rece.'v.s a Proposal the clergyman. arriage. Well, sir, you see the pulpit is rotten and hasn't been preached In thla ten year or more. Pearson's How He Propoeed. He wished to propose to the girl of Weekly. bis choice, but he was nervous. First be thought of tho old romantic style: What He Said. "Never," said the person of feood "By my halldoin, fair one, I would fain take thee for my bride. Say thou advice to the delicately nurtured Due-towilt be mine, and ere the aun gilds youth, never say 'I can't Indeed, air," responded the Intelthe turrets of yonder castle the friar lectual lad, 1 trust that my diction Is shall unite us in holy bonda. In the face of the prevalent rage' for not so open to criticism. If you will dramas of the olden style, this form but be attentive to my conversation seemed satisfactory, lle.ig an emin- you will observe that I say cavn'L ently modern young man, however, he Still Eligible. thought again and determiued to test the theatrical mode. Out just at that moment the fair Mary tripped into the room, and he blurted out: Mary cr will you er Net Mu Ficturvt of the boy telling huw they built up paying business ouuide til school hours. luteresting stories of lesl business Foot-Ess- n e , justice Laughlln, In Supreme Court, has ordered a permanent In- A new Catholic church at Heidelberg was almost finished when work stopped and entrance was forbidden. It appeared that certain busts of the apostles above the high altar In the MBS. J. II. 1IASKINS. choir, patriarchial beards, for months after, and at the time I were having large visited by the parish suddenly welcome a was death relief; thought but before my last child was horn a authorities and their beards rudely rood neighbor ad vised I.ydla 11. Pink-ham-s pulled, came off, being cunningly Vegetable Compound, and formed of plaster of parts and then 1 used that, together with your Pills rubbed to resemble the rest of the and Sanative Wash for four months heads. The busts were then Been to before the child's birth; it brought be portraits of the architect, the me wonderful relief. 1 hardly had an ache or pain, and when the child wae builder and the sculptor. ten days old 1 left my bed strong in health. Everysprinrandfalllnowtake To Cure a Cold In One day. abottleof Lydia IkPinkhaniH Veg- Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All etable Compound and find it keeps druggists ref und money if it falls to cure. 95a me in continual excellent health." He Wanted His Dinner. Mas. J, II. Haskins, 3248 Indiana Ave., A visiting Englishman who attended Chicago, 111. (5000 farftlt If about tutlmo-- a tat It Mt attaint. dinner given recently by a New Care and careful counsel la aYork hostess whose hospitality la nowhat the expectant and would-b- e toriously Inadequate, maae a reply to counsel mother needs, and tills her that it he can secure without cost by live down. will be difficult for her re-to dinners have been writing to Mrs. Pink ham at ferred to asHer samples," and invitaMass. Lynn, tions are not accepted with alacrity the second time The Englisuman was a big fellow, whose family had been kind to the hostess when in Loudon. The dinner served merely as an appetiser to the hearty Englishman, assays. bELiaiu.k .W Oolil anil HUrar... I .78 but the hostess did not notice it. and mi Onll.Siln-and w 1.80 aid to him amlcaoly: Now do tell PROMPT RKTIIHNM OS MAIL SAMI iKS. me when we may have the pleasure of OGDEN ASSAY CO. having you dine with us again? "Immediately,' madam, Immediately,, was WHY LIVE ALOKF? honorable vumn his i.lt unexpected reply. MRp.badfpbotMfur jw. rnnujij. r TWO n Ians' Sharp Trick Stopped. In dainty little booklet, 5 out of tome 3000 lii ; v;lit l.ivi trll tu I heir own way just bow they uf selling lave nude a EVESISQ POST Plso's Cars is the best medicine we ever used Wa tor ell affections of the tbro.it end Emuslet, Vanburen. Ind., Feb. 10. 1800 r' THE SPIPE 0F UFE THE SATURDAY mi a BOYS WHO HAKE HONEY Buffalo, junction, counting Paul B. with costs, and a full acof sales, to Issue against Hudson, the manufacturer of the foot powder called "Dr. Clark's Foot Powder, and also against g retail dealer of Brooklyn, restraining them from making or selling the Dr. Clark's Font Powder, which Is declared. in the decision of the Court, an imitation and Infringement of "Foot-Fasthe powder to shake into your Fhoes. Allen S. Olmsted of Le Roy, N. Y., Is the owner of the trade-mar- k "Foot-EaseSimilar suits will be are now brought against others who e tradeon the infringing mark and common law rights. e, ." Foot-Eas- McKinley Chime Dedicated. A chime of ten bells was dedicated to the memory of William McKinley In Lincoln, Neb., laat week. They are placed In the spire of the largest church In the city, St. Paul's Meth- odist. They were dedicated with impressive services, after a sacred concert from the bells. McKinleys favorite hymns, "Lead, Kindly Light," and "Nearer, My God, to Thee," were played. Hull'ii Catarrh Cara Is taken internally. Price, 75c. Col. Cody's Illustrious Descent Col. Cody claims to be a lineal de- scendant of Mllesius, king of Spain, the famous monarch whose three sons, Heber, Heremon and Ir, founded the first dynasty in Ireland.' The Cody family comes through the line of --- "K-- r well" But Mary was far front being contrary. "O, that's all right, George," she said, "1 know what you mean. Why, of course, 1 will. Papa will be delighted.' A Study In Philology. Morgiana had Just poured boiling oil on toe forty tnleves wuen the robber captain gave the signal. Receiving no answer, he lifted the lid the nearest receptacle, only to discover the fate of his men. Wouldn't that Jar you? he exclaimed to All Dana, wltu tears In his nt eyes. "Not me, replied Ills host; but It certainly was pot luck. New York Times. He You haven't changed any since last summer. . A Great Bargain. Mrs. Winks A peddler was here today, and I got the greatest bargain a whole pound of Insect powder for She I've changed my name. He Married? She No; divorced. Discounting the Bill.. Westend Is your wife going away only 10 cents. It looks just like dirt, for the pumnier?. . , but lt'a awfully effective. 1 tried It. Northslde No; I couldn't afford It, Mr. Wlnka Worked, eh ? so I put up a job on her and now nothMrs. Winks Yes, Indeed. The peding on earth could Induce her to leave dler said I should put a little In town. . wat and apply It boiling hot, and Westend How did you manage It? I dlu, and it killed every Insect It Northslde Let her catch me flirting touched. New York Weekly. with the young widow who lives Just across the street from us. . Sufficient Proof. But, protested the opera singer Wanted to 8uit Everybody. who waa stranded, "I sing In ze grand "You ask for my daughters hand opery." In marriage. When do you want to ' "How do I know that? spoke up the marry her?,, . hotel clerk. "I will leave that with your daugh"I will prove that I apeak only ze ter. truth. I have twenty testimonials "Do you wsh for a fashionable or a zat I use somebody's tonic. wedding? quiet The evidence was sufficient and the "Her mother can determine that. star was assigned to the beat room "What is your income. in tbe house. "I'll leave that entirely 'to you, sir. - 1 Partly True. Strangers Now. Rev. Goodman Mr. Slick, our Sun? Brown How's your friend day school superintendent is a tried and trusted employ of yours, is he Green Oh, we are no longer not? friends. Banker He was trusted and he'll Brown Why, how's that? be tried, if we're only fortunste enough Green He permitted me to loan him to catch him. $5 the other day, and I dont suppore he will ever forget me for being such a fool. Short-leigh- Health will come with all its blessings to those who know the way, and It is mainly a queswith all the term implies, bnt the efforts which strengthen the system, tion of right-livinthe games which refresh and the foods which nourish arc important, each in a way, while it is also advantageous to have knowledge of the tiest methods of promoting freedom from unsanitary conditions. To assist nature, when nature needs assistance, it is all Important that the medicinal agents used should be of the liest quality and of known value, and the one remedy which acts most lieneficially and pleasantly, as a laxative, is Syrup of Figs manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. With a proper understanding of tlie fact that many physical ills u re of a trausient cliar acter and yield promptly to tlie gentle action of Syrup of Figs, gladness and comfort come to the heart, aud if one would remove the torpor and strain and congestion attendant upon a constipated condition of tlie system, take Syrnp of Figs und enjoy freedom from the aclics and pains, the colds and headaches and tlie depression due to inactivity of the bowels. In case of any organic trouble it is well to consult a comiietent physician, hut when a laxative is required remember that the most permanently gratifying results will follow personal cooperation with the beneficial effects of Syrup of Figs. It is for sale by all reliable druggists. Price fifty rents per bottle. The excellence of Syrnp of Figs comes from the beneficial effects of the plants used in the combination and also from the method of manufacture which ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product essential in a perfect- family laxative. All the members of the family from the youngest to the most advanced in years may nse it whenever a laxative is needed and share alike in its beneficial effects. We do not claim that Syrup of Figs is the only remedy 01 known value, bnt it possesses this great advantage over all other laxatives that it arts gently and pleasantly without disturbing natural functions, in any way, as it is free from every objectionable quality or substance. To get its beneficial effects it is always necessary to buy ths gennine and the fall name of the Co. California Fig Syrnp Co. is printed on the front of every package. g, Planting. Hello, you look busy. What are you doing? Second Neighbor Planting some of my seeds, that's all. First Neighbor (suspiciously) Hm! Thought it looked as if you were planting one of my hens. Second Neighbor Well, that's all right. The seeds are Inside. Moonshine. First Neighbor Appreciated at Last What did you think of my graduation essay?" asked Marguerite. - It made me proud of you. answered her father. "I felt that I had not previously appreciated your true worth. You don't know how Interesting and sensible that essay made your every-daconversation seem by comparison. y Up to Date. Lotts Coyne What do yon think of Agent This edition of ths Bible is the very latest. her new bathing suit? I. McKidder Nothing to boast of. Housekeeper But surely you cant (0JSF&B8MA improve on the Bible. Agent I refer especially to the Unnecessary Labor. Bettina I've changed my mind, Family Register." Besides a page we for births, deaths, and marriages wont and each with the go Willie; play San Francisco, CaL we give three pages for divorces. this afternoon." Ricnielghs N. Y. Now York, Louisville, Ky. William You won't? Now, see what youve made me do. I've gone At Her Own Risk. and washed my face and hands for Keep your mouth shut. exclaimed the brutal husband, who was teaching nothing. . his wife to play Cause for Suspicion. How dare you speak to me like "Amy feels terribly about her new that!" she demanded. dress. She knows It isn't a bit beAll right, then, keep it open, he but. remember. If the coming. acquiesced, "What makes her think so?" bail is lost, you pay for ii." Why. several of her girl friends 29, 1902 J. U.. Salt Lake-N- o. have told her it looks perfectly sweet. The Fitness of Things. You say the couple got Into Water Suddenly. It inures ths nervous system to do so. Use Ep Faint Heart Won. the carriage amid a shower of beans?" and it will tell you when to stop as it takes away the desire for tobacco. Dora How- many times did you reYes. You have no right to ruin your health, spoil your digestion and poison Jack before fuse him? Hut you accepted bos. thought it was the custom to Price your breath by using the filthy weed. A guarantee in each I AILS. UIKtS WNIKt ALL onre. Ethel lie so seemed throw rice." cure or to Only boses with for or three $1.00 $2.50, bos, Itmirt. per Up guarantee Dot Cough Syrup. Tirtn Of course. Hut thee young people In tlmn. H..H1 discouraged I whs afraid to try it rtnurglfmoney refunded. At all good Druggists or direct from us. Write for free booklet New York were Weekly. married in ri ion. again. La EUREKA CHEMICAL ping-pong- DONT STOP TOBACCO irriHiomiiscn's BACO-CUR- hrl-la- l O - I - CO., - Crosso, WIs. |