Show ' r S U — THE HERALD JOURNAL President Calls In FUNERALS ¥ Thoughts and "flings —j Herter For Some OffThe Vackjest WASHINGTON fUPl) nt And Robert Coon found a ment il'f i' 'V 60-fo- ot In Laos 'Herter returned to from a Years vacation Sunday Y‘ boxcar in his : base- ' ' ' I Then 'too Marie Ra trick's car was smacked by a moving tree and Richard Stewertaen was run over by a touse A feHow name of Richard Taylor reached ttp'Hfid caught a baby flying through space as neatly as Mickey Mantle would reach' up and catch an easy fly These oddities are only a few of the weird and wacky wonders uncovered by 7theNationaI Safety Council in its andual roundup of accidental absurdities Very few accidents are actually funny especially if there Is bodily injury and property damage involved But perhaps you'd be Interested in reading some of the odd accidents compiled by the Safety Council: Washington Christmas-Ne- w t lecoilleis rifle Tmia exphnilojli are set off simaUniieouiJy is the ’barrel to launch the warhead In oue direction gad offset the effects of recoil In the other direcI White House Press Secretary James Hagerty said Elsenhower has kept hi close touch with the situation in Laos during the New Year weekend He (aid the President talked by phone to Herter both Sunday evening and this morning H Hagerty recalled Saturday’s gun barrel about five or State Department statement on six feet long topped by a H Funeral servlets for George Laos which laid the Unlted Slatei bomb about M lnehei Ryan SD will be conducted Tues- would take a “grave” view of long and equipped with aerodynaIn all the noon Mortuary IS J1 day Lhpe by outside mic fine: ’ funeral forces- ' -- A smaller venlon of the T Chapel PubllcMitonlc Davy and raveside- services win be "Hagerty said (hat tolFu “the Crockett can he carried by one of Harmony viewpoint ahd the polley of the under the ulrectjon A-United States lovernment"- Lodge No 21 F and A Ugh Army official several V S officials were hoping that Friends may call at the mortumonths ego referred to the Davy until the an call 10 for ffl a urgent meeting of Crockett as a' weapon that waa ary Tuesday from SEATO council time of services Burial will be In the eight-natio-n “dean” of radioactive fallout would deter the Communists Hut the Army announcementitald Logan City Cemetery from preiying gpy large Kale Inonly that '- “radioactive fallout vasion ot Laos" danger la minimised” Built under project Man Madera Army Needa the Davy CrockPARADIS- E- Funeral services Berry 28 who CHICAGO (UPI) — The Chi- ett at one time was described aa a kind of mortar Its odd chardied ct brain Injuries received la Fire Department next acteristics with the bomb outcago a Saturday auto collision at a month will open a new training side the gun barrel were indicatParadise intersection will be located on land once ed last May when the academy noon 12 launching conducted Wednesday owned by Mrs Molly O’Leary sytem was exhibited In a display In the Paradise whose cow is blamed for starting ' t FL Benning Ga chapel the Chicago fire of U71 The gun barrel is used aa a Officiating will be Bishop Wendell OMwiler Friends may esILat the Thompr In Hytwn m Funeral Home Tuesday 7 to I pm and at tfaa chapel Relief Society room Wednesday after 11 a m Burial will be In Paradise Clty Cemetery f Ryan George -- two-men- tion Army Secretary Wilber M Brucker said that 'the weapon “dwarfs In firepower anything we have ever known in the Immediate area of the battle line ” “The weapon gives emeu nnlta Jeep-mount- blunt-beade- d Everybody needs money sometime ! - When you do r phone before money the noonjor same-da- Olkir AsMaaU w fitaartiaa -- The Case of the Bumptious Bear occurred in Miami Beach Fla where a big furry showoff was grandly riding a motorcycle around a ring in the Ring- Bros Barnum & Bailey circus Giddy with pride ' helost control veered into trainer Walter Klauscr sent’ him to the hospital with leg injuries The bungling bruin barely managed to retain his driver’s license It may be possible that someone reading this has never gone to his place of busihess in the morning and found boxcar reposing in the basement For a nice big Cbon him Robert of Mason Mich has this tip: "You'll be Surprised!" The boxcar that greeted Mr Coon was one of 22 derailed in the heart of Mason The other 21 were less presumptuous 60-fo- ot - umiuiB a Herter to discuss developmcntsj of Walteq Klau er was run down by a bear on a motorcycle piCThr - The (CPI) my a) unveiled its Davy i3Uncher wVch a Creckett GI vlll be able to use to fire rrom his Jeep or tjie ground nuclear warhead packing the destruction of massed artillery barrage In releasing the fin! pictures of (he weapon Sunday night the Army said a foot soldier could fire either atomic or conventional rockets from hie Davy Crockett icrou battle lines without danger to himself or nearby civilian populations ' The picture showed a WASHINGTON --Preat-- today caUed ip ofcreuiy Accidents Of The Past Year DURING 1960 A MAN BY thn name Davy Crockett Nuclear Cannon Laois Dlsciiss'on a volume of flra power hereby whether the nuclear warhead has fore obtained only from massed been tested But It is knawa tjiat4 the Army has cited the psea for lieyry artillery” the statement testing this 'warhead as one reacontinued It uid the Davy Crockett can son far resuming nuslear weapons be mounted bn a Jeep mechani- experiment ’f'Y-'v"? cal mule or armored personnel eaiTier and can be operated by : The "trunk: of' an elephant aa few as anyjUier partofany animal Joseph Berry i" TOILTirBALL Appropriate LDS-JVar- tw Norv mnninf MMi cor woiti 1000 Bottom sf water day Tbs officiant patented Water Matter tank ball Inttantiy Stans the Saw of water after each Swhine f 75c d FINANCE COMPANY ft off Logan Federal Avenue SKyfirie AT NAMDWAAI XTOXf$ MjM Murray 0TKU NATNIUL OFFICES 0dM Provo Salt lake City Tootii Mrs Jensen LAST THING in the world Richard Siewertsen of Detroit had planned to do one day hut June was to be run over by a house But he was Riding atop the house as it was being moved down the street Dick hopped off tried to jump back on missed— and the house ran over his foot He is now a great believer in home safety PRACTICALLY-TH-E Funeral services for hlra SuS3 wilt of sannah Evans-JenseW F- - Jensen wellknown Logan candy manufacturer will be conducted Wednesday 2 pm in Lo--i gan Second Ward ehapel by Bub-op Owen Jenson of the 12th ward Friends may call at the family home 436 West 1st South Tuesday from I to I pm and Wednesday after 11 am Burial will be In Logan City Cemetery When Marie Rarrick dutifully to Toledo Ohio police that a tree had swerved around a comer and rammed her car the officers were understandably skeptical until she explained the tree was on a city truckJPben they got down to the roots of the case RA Nelson WESTON— Funeral services far - Aa Richard Taylor strolled back to his office from Raymond Alfred Nelson' 15 who — lunch in Seattle one Friday at his home will be day hat April he heard a babyjax died held Tuesday 1 pm in the come Hudson to looked Richard aee and up Ward chapel window Taylor did what calling out of a third-stor- y Friends may call at Webb Morcame naturally He dashed over and caught the ohUd just tuary "in "Preston this evening before the plunging boy hit the pavement Young Ricky and at the fasten Ward chapel Tuesday after 10 am Burial will was unharmed Taylor waa shook up be In Wee-to- n -- Mslad City cemtery EVERY EAGER BATON TWIRLER tries to develop in hia routine that wilLpiakp feu&und put f Teenager Keith Hodges did just" that during nparade in Santa Barbara Calif when hia glistening baton flipped exultantly high in the air encountered a wind guot took off and conked the Hon Edmund G Brown governor of the sovereign state of Galifoma smack on the head 7 a specialty ? Death Claims Cecil Monroe Keith felt worst than the governor did 7 Aa ah employe of ah' automobile concern Jerry McMahon of San FTanciaco naturally likes to hear hia 'motor purr when he steps on the starter But when it not only purred but yowled he turned it off jumped from the car and raised the hood An indignant and battered eat confronted binu She had crawled up tinder the ' hood to keep warm She did £ lc ' ‘ : Cecil Clarence Monroe 10 recognized as the last surviving Logan veteran of the Spinish-Amer-Wqr died at his home Sunday tofter a long illness Funeral services will be conducted Thursday ’12 noon in the Hall Mortuary ehapel Logan with' the l3lh ward blahopric in j After many years and half a million miles of accident-fre- e driving salesman Reed E Very ’of Florissant Mor finally rammed hia company ear into the rear of another-vehic- le It was hia own car driven by his wife who had stopped suddenly at an intersection Both husband and wife were Very Very tfKtarrgssed charge Friends may call at the mortuary Wednesday 7 to 9 pm and Thursday after 11 am in Htho family Burial -- will-be ' In Logan City Cemetery plot Mr Monroe was born Dec 29 1980 in Pleasant West Virginia a son of'James P and Mary E Shank Monroe He married Etna Maria Anderson Sept 3 1919 in -- Logan carpenter by trade roe haa hech employed many 'Central years by thqUtah-ldah- o Railrcad he had been a Logan resident since 1937 Surviving are his widow daughters Mrs D LcRoy (Ida) Ihorpe and Mrs Nick (Virginia) Joseph both of Ogden seven giandcnlldren: and a lister Mrs Jessie Jordan Hunting- L ton Perk Calif Mr Mon- A V: SAFETY PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS warning drivers not to stop for a nip But they couldn’t blame motorist Dim Ethridge of Salem' Ore when he did Driving through Rawlins Wya Mr Ethridge prudently thrust out his arm to indicate a atop A big dog bounded alongside eyed Mr Ethridge's dangling fingers and gave him ' ’ a good nip— right on the hand K- In September last year Tony Atentio of Englewood woke hia jaw playing high school - football -- In December he broke it again playing basketball In May he broke it again playing baseball Anyone for chess? Colo Y Patrolman Francis p"Sheehan of the Lockport N Y police force dipped on a pencil at the head of the stairs cascaded all the way down and was taken to the Lock-po- rt Memorial Hospital with back injuries The pencil the Lockport that threw him was'a apuvenir--froMemorial Hospital In the Harbor Inn restaurant in New York City a patron put a nickel in the juke box to hear “There'll be a Hot Tunc in the Old Town Tonight” There Was The 'i juke box caught fire ADeefandadeer tangled on the highway near ColumDeer of bus Iq£ One of this parties' involved-x-DonaIndianapolis— reported the accident to police and ruefully exhibited his damaged car Police didn't get the name of the other deer— a big buck which dashed in front of Lonald Deer’s car— because he fled from the scene of the accident Oh dear! ld Families Move The Herald Journal 'a Burma RANGOON Burma tUPI) -C- hinese Communist Premier Chou Enlai arrived today bringing with him the greeting! of 650 mlllbn Chinese to the people uf Burma r The Red Chinese leader said he was returning a vlalt paid by Burmese Premier U Nu who went to PeipingIast October to eign a border agreement with Communist China Chou will participate in the 13th anniversary of Burma’s Independence and will also exchange ratification documenti of the border accord Wednesday More than 10000 persons were at the airport to welcome the'Chl-nes- e premier Today alio was da public holiday In honor rljra of hia visit: U Nu assured Chou of Burma’s regard for Communist China student famillei calling-hito this “architect of during the week- - close friendship between the two countries’' million '"nrarrii-The Burmese government lv student housing center at the Uni MEMBER spending about 500000 U S dol-- I UtahY'V of Audit Bureau of Circulation varsity lai s on the visit alone apart from United Peru International That brought to $1 tiie number i the expenses involved In MEA Service— giving of student families 'now in the Rangoon a d faceNational Advcrtlilni Rnpreawiiallvai University Village area It was j lifting Nawapaper Advarilalnc Service Co Police have arrested all promt opened to SO students last Dee 19 "When the rest’d the villagj hwnt Nationalist Chinese sympaSUMOUPTION tu rss is completed there will be 20$ thizers In Rangoon and suburbs One year carrier units Rigid security precautions have Vear mall Cache outidjla (me At the present time about 300 been clamped down prior to the I9J id eceeeta a Lt r One veer mall fin Cache Valley) ldui families stIU ere housed in the exchange f ratification docti- Oat Vear aerykemea and mla- — iftcnts U0II eld Staaium Village at :eiaaax)aa oteee ' i J jfcta&Kr euuuiiiiut SALT LAKE very evening Monday More than 50 Friday and Sunday mornIns bv UaeM Valley Newepaper Com-IWeat Center I naan Utah made the move pany Entered aa aeeond claaa natter al end into a $32 the poet office at Logan Ctah S ' Putrtli CITY (UP1) all-we- -- - ti'i-- j These coats are all new regular stock models 49 regulars shorts aid tonga Raglan or to regulars tongi shirts set-i- n - sleeves Shcs Shop now and single-breast- 34 ed to live! 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