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Show v m rtrf 4 Vr THE HERALD. JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, m PACK TWO. The A HERALD-JOURNA- BEHIND THE SCENES L Price cents a copy. Ey ma.l, in Cache Valley, $2 50 a year; outside Cache Valley, $5K) a year. Ey carrier, 40 cents a month, $3 50 a year. Member United Press, NEA Servue, Western Features and The S ripps League of Newspapers. i VKi Rrnk. XIW ( 'ASIUNfiXON-O- iir .rr,.,,4.Rl brain trust that he U likeiv to make plenty trouble within party ranks. Some Republic a leaders are willing to admit that Roosevelt U a hit stronger with the country than lie was a few months ago But they think the margin is so narrow that they could have beaten him last December and they further point out that they hardly have begun their attai k it o( era. who have been banged around from pillar to post and, tome think, all too often have matter at the postoffic Entered as second-clas- s missed the post are again beginof Congress, March Act the under Utah, Logan, The Land. ning to find a certain satisfaction 1879. 3, BelL in life which incites them to mote Liberty than a sickly grin. They see their natural enemies, as they consider the wealthiest TO four years the Republican anti-Nevery PVEKY Dealers, trapped -- 4 Democratic organizations and new administration's the by neatly nation's insular possessions tax program. And although there " wa run is no known desensitizer for and territories send tiny delegathis in case countiy IST you hate forgotten it, thrusts at the pocketbook nerve tions to the national nominating ning a temperature no longer ago than last fall in connec- the They are often the "foe" are not in any position conventions. new a of determination the policy. tion with neutrality to yell as loudly as the oerasion subject of levity because those iswe lands and territories don't join in The Nye committee had made its revelations, and beems to them to call for. our presidential ele tions and their the things we did beliad all been persuaded to As the tittering brain trusters Deal Republican and Democratic toorganitween 1914 and 1917, in the hope that we might he able see it, the poor little anti-Neare commonly felt exist rich man is going to have to con- zations to find a way to stay out of the next war. niore than ever to financing for bo ial and job purposes. tribute If reports readiing your correThen came winter, and congress debated the matter in- a government he doesn't like and spondent about the reient Demoterminably; and the makeshift neutrality law of last spring will be torn between two alterna- cratic convention in Puerto Rico was extended for another year. And then the whole pro- tives. are true, these groups can he even on undivided The lax corporation much funnier than anyone supposition was forgotten. will drive huge sums into posed. Europe today is doing its best to jiersuade us that get- profits end the big dividend payments The island's Democratic party, atm kliolders will find themselves grown from a few score members ting the right kind of neutrality law is of the highest for us. Europe is going to have a new war one of paying lug surtaxes on dividends to several hundred since Roosevelt will come whlh will now become subject to and Farley captured Washington, these days; then the old problems of 1914-191- 7 JnconiO tax. pit-falworks closely with the Republican to once more we shall to and have dodge try up again, The only practical alternative party of Puerto Rico, which is antl-Nemore numerous. which grow progressively bigger and Would eem to bo investment In Deal and affiliated with the government obligations, which G. O. P. in this country. whole problem is really simple, w hen you boil it down. have a low yield, hut are Holding Its convention recently, THE comes it found two or three hundred down, essentially, to this: When foreign na members of the Deal tions fight, shall we insist on our right to carry on as much ONFIDENCE in Roosevelt's re- - Tuerto Rican Liberal party had neutral trade with them as the circumstances may permit, election cornea in waves here up and its regular leaders or sliall we shut our doors and stay strictly at home, pass- and then subsides. At lh mo- joined feared this element might gain Thereupon the Republican ing up the chance to make lng profits and thereby avoid- ment there a wave. The expected popularity of the party (Puerto Rican) made seving entanglement in a war that is not of our making? .tax at its lack eral hundred of its native officWe have had plenty of argument, from both sides. We of program or, is least, one contribu- eholders join the Democratic (U. S.) unpopularity have been reminded that war abroad means prosperity in tory factor. Another is the belief party. And Puerto Rican newsAmerica for a time, anyway; we have also been reminded that Senator Borah, denied the papers have been pointing out that the Republicans won the Demothat this kind of prosperity can be remarkably expensive ichanco of running againstG.GoverO. P. in the long run. There is just one point that has not been nor Landonis in any ofsothesore about cratic convention. getting (primaries, (Copyright, 1936, NEA Service, Inc.) yppL9 4 Proclaim CATERING EUROPE, WE FORGET OURSELVES J ls 1IIILL BILLY From the Hills extensively touched on. That point is the simple fact that our greatest chance for lasting prosperity lies within our own borders. SCIENCE NEWS piEUE '! tfuffifftili -ui, r'iS near Colon. At that time there was no guard at a dozen crucial spots along the canal. I was informed by men who bad spent years in the zone, that a dozen Japanese, m a dozen flivvers loaded with dynamite, could in a single night put the canal, its locks, its power plants out of commission for months. So far as my travels went I found no reason to dispute these statements, made by most patriotic American citizens This has been somewhat I am advised, since ed. became president, The "stooge w ho had beard the plaudits of thousands from coast to coast during his partnership with Bobby Clark was alone when death came at Lawrence Memorial hospital Neither his wife, Rae, nor his stage, screen and radio partner was at bedside. the jt REMOVE SPROUTED BEAN changRoose- bean was removed by surgeons, was gaining strength today in a hospital here. Lawrence snuffed up a bean while playing a w-- ek ago It shd down his windpipe and worked inWhen the child to his lung. began coughing and gasping, a bronchoscope examination reseal- ed the bean had sprouted. FROM LUNG but it is Beware Coughs That Hang On nt , HAPPY RELIEF FROM PAINFUL BACKACHE Caused by Tired Kidneys nagging, Many of those gnawing, blame on painful backaches people caused Inoften are colds or strains be relieved and may ured kidneys w hen treated in the right way. The kidneys are one of Nature s chief ways of taking acids and wastes out of the blood. A healthy 3 pints a person should pass about S day and so get rid of more than waste matter. pounds of If the 15 miles of kidney tubes and filters dont work well, waste stays In the body and may become po sonous It may start nagging backaches, leg pains, loss of pep and energy, getting up nights, swelling, pufflness under tha eyes, headaches and dizziness. Don't let It lay you up. Ask your druggist for Doan's Tills used successfully by millions for over 40 years. They give happy relief ifnit w ill help to flush out the 15 miles of kidney tubes. Get Doans Pills. Advertise mens '.wyvj-wAVj -rtvyavrv. -.v.v.v.-.w.vA - ws'Jwyvjw l. Valleys Annual golf. Ping pong has also regained its popularity. Almost any time now we expect to see businesson high- men riding to work wheeled bicycles. BRIGHTMOMENTS In Great Lives choot NOMINATED FOR THE HALL OF FAME Roger W. Babson, the Interna- i known statistician, was a great personal friend of the late Calvin Coolidge. When the latter was president, he often went to the Babson home in Washington for breakfast, and one day Babson expressed pleasure at the honor of The Humane Society and the doctors. The doctors asserted that the Humane Society had killed 3,000 dogs since the rabies scare started. The Humane Society asserted, and proved, by the figures tabulated by the official killer, that only 2,200 dogs had accorded him. Coolidge laconically replied: been electrocuted. fool yourself, Babson; Just how many tears per dog are shed by kids who miss "Dont do not come up for you, but their pal, the wet nosed mutt, snuggling under the blankets, for your condensed milk. I have difficulty in getting conand thumping the tail, has never been worked out ;doubt less great densed milk served in the White a normal precipitation. House; but at your house I not For those odd 800 dogs, or is it pints?, we editorially only get condensed milk but also have the privilege of pouring it thank the Humane Society. out of the can into my coffee." f Howdy, folks! Badminton, a game over 600 years old, haa again become popular. So there is still hope for Tom Thumb I tionally )" FREE rs was a recent discussion in a town council between & 19 3 6. 2 6, velt V rather a late date for the navy to GALLAPOLIS, O., March 26 H'Pi get scared over what a common Lawrence Miller, tell jack tar might Japan, or any of last year. whose left lung sprouted a other nation, about the American from Maybe this sudden flair is more military or naval secrets. propaganda for big naval appropriWe worry too much, even tho ations than it is fear. Those things bowed down with yards of gilt have happened before in tine and in every other country With a from common colds I t., military establishment. As I remember it, the habit and official policy of the navy for FAMOUS COMEDIAN years haa been to. exchange its No matter how many medicines "secrets" for the effjoial inside have tried for your cough, chest dope of other naval groups. DIES OF WOUNDS you cold or bronchial irritation, you can I believe the senate investigation get relief now with Creomulsion. into the munitions graft disclosed trouble may be brewing and that naval . secrets were peddled , MEDFORD, Mass., March 26 Serious you cannot afford to take a chance to other nations by private sales- iLLs Paul T. McCullough, with anything less than Creomul-sio- n, men to promote sale of war craft to the seat member of the veteran comedy which goes and equipment, this with the eon-se- team pf Clark and MeCulough, of the trouble toright aid nature to and knowledge of the naval died today from wounds inflicted soothe and heal the inflamed memauthorities at Washington- - . phlegm witb a razor in a suicide attempt branes as the germ-lade- n From personal expenenoe I know Monday night. is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have that not more than twa years ..McCullough a act in grabbing a ago the Canal Zone was saturated razor from a barber's hand and failed, dont be discouraged, your is authorized to guarantee with Japanese who went freely his own throat and one druggist Creomulsion and to refund your all over the sone. There were slashing wrist was attributed to a nervous money if you are not satisfied with even Japanese barbers in the of- disorder for which he had been results from the very first bottle. ficers' club . at Ul . huge , (tying under treatment. Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.) I need to remind ourselves again that the worlds great Up-to-Da- te yLO est market is enclosed by the boundaries of the United iKeeping States. Not only is it the worlds greatest market as of Experiments recently conducted today ; it can be made at least twice as great and rich in the show the effects of alcohol on future. Its wants are almost limitless. Supplying them tadpoles. Tadpoles subjected to alcohol were shown to be deficient could keep us busy for a full century. in their nerve lunctions. Further When this European war finally does come, wouldnt investigation disclosed that alcohol we be smarter to concentrate on this great market and made the nerve endings ' retract from their points of contact with We the forget all about filling war orders from overseas? skin. would then have no worries about contraband, submarines, And, while on the subject of a Vienna doctor of ininnerves, foreign loans, or the freedom of the seas. We would, ternational renown has indicated stead, he concerned with the permanent betterment of our that war and social evils are own country, the spreading of abundance to our own citi- caused by upset nerves and glands, all of which result from overeatzens. If we should devote to the expansion of our domestic, ing.And in the same line. Dr. Erna market half of the money and effort we devoted to the ex- Kiehn of Hamburg, Germany, has stuttering and stammarket in 1916, we would find shown that pansion of the war-ordemering are caused by disturbances a prosperity undreamed of before. And we wouldnt have to the whole nervous system. to fight anybody to do it, either. HUMANE I Every year I discover more the of the ancient philosophy which said: We worry, moat about things Jhat never happen." Even when things do happen we frequently discover that they bring blessings rather than expected grief. Just now X note that the United States naval bosses are all het up because some sailor is supposed to have peddled a couple of letters, or carbon copies, thereof, stolen from a ship before the maneuvers pro-N'e- eon-tro- , ifflUiinTrWii field truth BY RODNEY DUTCHER 5 itti THURSDAY, MARCH i IN WASHINGTON afternoon by the Cache Published every week-da- y Valley Newspaper Co., at 75 West Center Street, Logan, Utah. Telephone 50. & LITTLE WILLIE ZILCTI, of illie went all last Canyon Koad. week without once losing his sweater. It begins to look as though the war in Manchuria would go into extra innings. ENTERTAINMENT NOTE To give a party on the qt don't get more than one pt. April 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 After all, the automatic bread toaster is What this country really needs is an auto' which will pop tavern beer malic a customer out when he's fried. BUSINESS HINT Perhaps the municipal railway would be more popular if it would put out a new model every year. Modern davenport: How did you gel to be an antique7 Oh, I just Antique divan: wormed my way up (Tentative Date) - Ambassador Ballroom LOGAN WARNING The man who loses his temper easily should not play solitare Think what might happen if he should catch himself cheating. Old Silas Grump, th sage of Pumpkin Hollow, is fond of saying; "I never had a man whisper anything to me that wuz worth listenin' to. 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