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Show PAGE TWO. The THE i every LOGAN, UTAH, FEBRUARY WEDNESDAY, 12, 19 3 6. SOIL CONSERVATION Human Interest fecKe of' afternoon by the Cache r Co. at 75 West Center Street, week-da- y 50. Lojan, U'..h. cents a ronv Price By rrm.l, in Cache Valley, $2 50 a year, On he Valley, 15 X a year. By carritr, 4u cent.', a month, $3 5o a year. Member United Press, NEA Service, Western Scopik League Proclaim Features and The Siripps League of Newspapers. Liberty thru Entered ns sccnn iss matter at the postoffice all the Land.'' The at Logan, Utah, i.s !cr the Att of Congress, March liberty Bell. 3, D79 e Tclr-non- , Oar HERALD-JOURNA- L Tub!. Valley HERALD-JOURNAL- Stories Humor ." mit.-ndt- of Howdy, folks! Ikcause her husband u.sea her toothbrush t clean his shoe, a Sail Francisco wife wrote him she was leaving hull forever. Bet she used his razor to sharpen -i tax is the power to Those who are governed least are governed btst.! Thomas Jefferson. A NUMBER round, is trying to which it pts into many thing-;('DNGRESS, i to whot eT 1 tiiui hincry has thrown people A more ocn&iLle inquiry would he: to what oat of work. extent has machinery created employment? - It is about time that the old myth that machines destroy jobs was buried for kteps. Remove machines from America today and wed all starve to death within a month. During the month, most of us would lose our jobs. Trouble with us is we haven't enough machines. We Deed more, to produce better things more cheaply and so bring them within the reach of more people. A machine that would produce a goo home for $500 would create millions of jobs even though it disposed of the jobs of those now engaged in building expensive homes. The cheaper things are, the more widely they are sold. Mass production and more of it is the to unemployment. Unemployment is due mainly to an inability of our people to consume what they produce, or can produce. Allow them to consume more, by lowering costs, and you create a demand that puts men to work. , 1 1 You push the pedals down, And the wheels go round and ' round, And finally you come out at a Detour place where it . says: miles Bad Road Watch eight Out for Logging Trucks. 'Abigail Applesauce says: Thrift is what makes a woman spend spend 16 cents to take a streetcar downtown to save 5 cents on two balls of knitting wool. Machinery increases wages, too. Production of an automobile, at $100 less, by machine improvements, raises the wages of every purchaser by that amount. Let congress not waste its time seeking something that doesnt exist. A HOPEFUL SIGN THERE seems little need for President Roosevelt to adopt old strategy: Divide and conquer meaning, divide your enemies and win the battle. The Roosevelt enemies seem' to be dividing themselves very successfully. went Things you can hardly believe' That tne day after election day, next November, the sun will rise and set just the same as ever was disippoint-e- d Joe Bung-dartelast night because he heard there were to be 14 gals at the party he thought "gals" was short for gallons. an.-w- er HOME HINTS If windows are streaked after washing, give the outside a good coat of black paint, which will make the streaks unnoticeable. A new lounge has a trough behind the cushions, letting the coins from guests' pockets run into a handy container at one end. A pleasant touch after a big party is to put a cake of soap on tne iront steps. This gives guests an excuse for falling down them. The best way to keep a budget is lock it up in a drawer and then throw away the key. A note of warning: Pork and beans Aloha means and pork beans with pineapple and don t say we didn't tell you. FOR EM nd Agin Em This column, is for the use of the Herald-Journa- l readers. Any not libelous are communications welcome, no matter wnat the No anonymous articles subject. will be published. The Herald-Journa- l, however, c,oes not necessarily agree with the opinions expressed here. They are the individual ideas of the writers. HTE have the Smithites and the Talmadgites and the A guy I hale Is Herman Praters, Borahites and Landonites and a dozen other factions. All Stands on my feet of them are united in their opposition to the president but TALKS In elevators. they remain divided in every other way. k E DIARY AGAINST PENSION They never can win an election that way. This daye my wyfe cozen me or for a two, that she may Nor does there seem much possibility that the opposing guinea folderols and farthinEditor, factions will get together, center on one candidate and make buy spring refuse I but her, albeit I An announcement is made that gales, & united drive. There is too much difference between their hand the creature a prettie pennie Blanks for Social Security Seekto for her stop lollipops much mouth, ers" are available for distribution. panaceas, too jealousy between their leaders. tho when she hath finished the All aged and those upon whom ' It is hard to will cozen me she the lollipops A1 Gov. Smith, Senator more I fear and it will cost me they are dependent, should make imagine Talmadge, a thorough study of the plan beBorah. Knox and Gov. Inndon all voting for the same man. dear ere she grow tired and quit fore signing I am convinced if do so to the printery. if they hope to beat if she do. And That is what they will have to you do, you will condemn it. The HYMN OF We EX-TEACH- ER Herald-Journa- l: Roosevelt. . . Still, such a wide variety of opinion is a fine, healthy thing. It shows the country is intensely interested in its government; it allows full and frank discussion of everything; it provides all sorts of ideas for argument. . The time for us to start worrying will be when noAs long body cares what becomes of the government. as we can argue about it, and get mad about it, and discuss it vehemently, were all right. BEHIND THE SCENES IN WASHINGTON -- VKV lirnrkr thing is spurious, nail it down. The story of an old couple, living in Ohio, will illustrate my meaning This couple, aged respectively 81 and 75, through a e the Hills of hard work, nad long saved by thrift and I dislike to speak of economics. enough to own a comfortable I seldom do; what's the use of home The wife met with an accitalking about economics m a dent and was taken to a hospital. They were compelled to borrow newspaper? In short, economics is not a money to pay expenses and to ecopopular theme: to talk about give a mortgage upon their home nomics in a newspaper is about for security. There came a time as bright a notion as trying to when their home was sold for teach spherical geometry m high debts. They still had $1,000 which was left after the sale of the school, or algebra. Nor have I the alibi of being home This they invested in postal on the civil service list. I have savings, but their income was so to please my pupils every day. small that they were compelled But, brother, believe it or not, to draw upon their savings When everything that goes up comes the end was in sight, they applied down; the rain, now seeping thru for aid under the social security the shakes onto the back of my act which has just passed. The ataged neck, was not only in a cloud torney general of Ohio ruled that before it descended, it was sleep- persons who had deposits with the ing on the bosom of Ma Pacific no matter how small two days ago, thence caught up by government, could not qualify. They must take a warm west angel and wafted the paupers oath. over the hills and dumped. Many of the aged are in the You cannot, under the profit same predicament The time has system, conscript wealth: you can come when we must take a stand penalize men of money just so far, The zero hour has struck. The and no further; it is a wide world social security program is and wealth can take the wings of the morning and fly to Guatemala a disgrace to the state of Utah, a nice spot for American capital and an insult to the aged and to or Brazil, or Cuba, or South their friends and relatives. Let us show by our acts the spirit of our Africa. Fathers still lives, You cant hope to profit un- Revolutionary American will duly by the taxation of the big any no can submit. fellows any more than you Next Friday in Ogden, there hope to take r.T the rent the It is will be a conference at which Gov. tenants pay the landlord. not being done; it never was done, Blood, Chairman F. P. Champ of the social welfare committee, D. and it never will be done. All new burdens levied by UnJ Greenweil, social welfare direccle Sam. the state, the county, tor and many others will discuss the city, the precinct, the block problems relating to social securI expect every day now to find ity Let us all keep our ears to a new tax district formed in my the ground Under the present little form of the social security act, the backyard -- will be paid by the fellows. fellows, and not the big aged will bo damned if they have Chap writes me: They are going nothing and be damned if they and this bonus session to pass the have a little Ira A. Cole, they are going to taae it away in it Sure will, taxes." they income will be under the head of undivided profits, or sumthln'. You You cant tax wealth can abolish both wealth and taxes Toasting works The pioneers did that without understanding what they were doing, lived without worwonders in a tea leak jet the pioneers ry and with abundance. Out to lunch. And even then BY RODNEY DUTCHER- nation Is likeiy to see a "second New Deal. fimK In other words, as some of the Washington TfASHINGTON lives from one C. S. Supreme New Dealers already are predictCorn t decision to the next. v ing, the legislation kUled by the The court and the Constitution court or laws of the same type are on every mind and every may be enacted all over again in Much of the talking is Roosevelts second term, with the tongue. done in whispers. likelihood that nearly all of them Most persons here sense a dull, would be validated by the court. Of course the idea is that Rooselethargic atmosphere which doubtless comes from the general belief velt might get the opportunity of that the court will go right on kill- appointing two new justices of ing legislation until theres next liberal trend. Because the averto nothing left of the New Deal. age age of justices is 71, and for Anti-NeDealers are tensely other reasons, it is generally he aler l for every possible political lieved F. D. R. will have such a the court if advantage. Old men mumble to chance to their wives at night. Government he stays in the White House. employes go around asking one Conservative Justice Van Are you unconstituanother, health is none too good tional yet?" The whole tempo of and it is rumored that ho as tha Capital has slowed down. well ss Conservative Justice Mc- iRejnoIds would have retired ere this if he could have been sure IN the White House. Roosevelt of discusses the court and the being replaced by a conserve Constitution with his advisers andjOve. Whether either would try to many visitors, again and again. He has little hope that much but! stick another four years after will be left of the New auguratlon in January, 1937, is Deal. questionable. His congressional leaders have told him than any immediate at- - CERTAIN Liberty League to pass legislation curbing tors already have warned the the courts would be too great a voters that Roosevelt will pack risk He just wans, while many the court if he gets back In. Any of his supporters lake occasional such choice of words is also ques-cracat the court and strain tionabie their ears for the popular reac-- ; presuien's have the constitute11tionai prerogative of appointing Eterybody agrees that popular supreme court justices. If the reverence Tor the court tradition voters are afraid of the type ol of infallibility will die hard, if .jurists Roosevelt will name if he ever gets the chance, they can head him off next November. t AL'T of all the huddling and The voters as well Vnow V n buzzing and plotting come eer-- 1 that Roosevelt probably will fundamental implications point liberals of the Brandeis-whic- h o are now thoroughly appre-- j tjpe if he can and Haled by both sides, hut which 'the Liberty League might as well thus far have been little pub- - prepare to pipe down in case it iicizod. c can't beat him this year. JU Roosevelt is the j (Copyright, ms. NEA Service Inc) " w ke I ; ora-tem- pt HILL BILLY From self-deni- ks ap-tai- j Stone-Cardcz- 3), life-tim- SCIENCE NEWS Keeping Up-to-Da- Only four more signatures are necessary. Actually 235 members have signed, but under pressure from Speaker Byrrs, nineteen have withdrawn their names. Bill comes If the Frazier-Lemk- e to a vote in the House, it is certain to pass. Its fate m the Senate is less sure. However, it is certain that neither it nor the PaLuan proposal to pay the bonus with greenbacks can override the president's veto. DIPLOMATIC DRI ING Foreign diplomats are still critical of Cordell Hull for giving a apology to the Persian minister who was handcuffed by Maryland police for speeding. They say that the Secretary of and upState, a most right gentleman, should cast the mote from his own eye before foreign diplomats regarding their driving. , Shortly before the Persian minister was arrested for speeding, the automobile used by George A. Gordon, counselor of the American Embassy in Rio de Janeiro, ran over and killed a Brazilian physician. Mr. Gordon was not in the car when the accident happened, the car being driven by his chauffeur. But, suggests the Diplimatic Corps, the Persian Ministers car also was driven by a chauffeur. Instead of handcuffing Mr. GorGovernment don, the Brazilian suppressed newspaper accounts of the story, and shortly afterwards he was promoted to be American Minister to Haiti. O-11 -G- (Continued from Page One) giving them a chance for corrections. But now when flagrant attempts to deceive the public are submitted, B. B Bane, forthright chief of the Registration Division, proposes to move for criminal prosecution immediately. Two such cases are NOTE pending now. JOHN ROOSEVELT Here is one told by members of the Roosevelt family on left-hand- their father. Young John Roosevelt was home from Cambridge on a brief vacation. Arrayed in a necktie which outdid the crimson of Harvard and with socks to match, he went in to God-feari- crit-cizi- see his father. Good heavens! wailed the president: "Where did you get that terrible color combination? Take them back to Moscow!" A few minutes later Mrs. Roosevelt came in, eyed her youngest born, and perhaps debonair remembering the Harvard days of his father when she first fell in love with him, she remarked: Well, John, you're getting more like your father every day INFLATION WORRIES If you are woried about currency inflation during this session of Congress, here are two fairly positive trends to keep in mind. I. Some kind of a greenback hill is almost sure to pass tho House and probably will get by the MERRY-GO-ROUN- locked te in each Senate. Almost any kind of an measure will he vetoed hy the president. His veto will be sustained. Therefore, since one from one still leaves zero even in these topsy-turv- y days of the New Deal there will be no inflation This does not mean, however, that it will not be debated back and forth perhaps more than any other question. The Frazier-Lemk- e greenback bill, for refinancing three cool billions in farm mortgages, has 214 signatures on a discharge petition to take it out of the Ways and Means Committee, where it has been gathering dust, and make it a red-hissue on the floor of the House. 3. -- ' Schilling 'Voasted fcl office-mercha- Valentine Ball Providence e, D . citton plant, planted Texas January 1. He uses it as an object lesson to prove that a new reduction program must be put through pronto if this year's a in crop is to be controlled . . Tug-we- ll hopes the public will not read a false meaning into a bulletin that dealt innocently with the athletic prowess of his employes. It read: "Resettlement Five triumphed over Senate Beer in a close struggle; score, 38 to 35. 1936, Copyright, By Feature Syndicate, United Inc ) l- (;ULeC0NO51Y -r cleanup Homes Vacant Building Lots mt o0i. steadier Carbon produces c0a ; .0 tention. Fetroleu and s:- - .te - ha n . of UiC job iminates more wiving by iur borneyoU 1 L jLjUrs. saves mone Aft furyour belt tor ent F Vour in it ve No Pflg TON UcaUy - hate recently sold several small homes for from cash sales, ami otners cash down payment, monthly installment? T $3150. r ght ..lung for huini Have a call now - a red hot I have ia!K of prices for vuthi-- i buyer-f- or to balance $1H00 the above range a small home spe-0B- CM r kr min.' IOI.UVJ fvuQ the $2000 ro'"""S: ArS&Asv . CITY Yacatz and buml m U mamJ . List your home building lot are lot ofitnng wth me and III sell um if they can be tl-- g extra flavor you get morn- FALSE TEETH 1 leaf only in prosperously this ing. About the middle of the day we came in sight of a log house, surrounded by a very neat garden near the roadside. Out ran a tidy looking woman and inquired if we wanted any groceries. Eliza and I went into the house and found was kept by an Englisn woman. She had been in America seven clean. and was a native of White Chappel, England. When she found Loose Plates Aren't Funny we came from the same neighborhood she seemed as rejoiced as her one of though she had found own family We stayed with her We purchased about half an hour. from her a plentiful supply cf eaton again traveled We ables. then and soon came to a village called Dogtown, a little town contai ung about thirty houses, possessing a postoffice and a doctors shop. The following day one of my oxen took sick so that we encamped by a wood through which ran the Fox river; where we intended to remain the next day in order to doctor up the sick animal. The weather is beautifully fine and a ramble in the woods is very agreeable. Eliza and I with some of the Told children visited a little town a Her Denture Static short distance away and were in- Them - She Wore vited into one of the houses to rest and refresh ourselves. We found the lady a kind motherly woman and her husband as friendNobody suspected U until the d iy FASTEETH Then ho forgot to ly and sociable as could be wishan exciting' moment and all the ed. We stayed three hours and hissing and to the visit them fluking, popping, left, promising tirleU FA ST K FT H .he next day if we had time. h w alkaline adhesive powder, fmp The next day we paid our pro- plates tight and Keen re all day mise to Mr and Mrs. Biggins. Keeps breath sweet Ni bad taste, wished the camp no burning. fJet FYTEETli at any They much would stay a few days longer to drug store. Tissues Change recruit the cattle. This little town When Month See Your Dentist does not contain more than forty houses among them a post stores, saddlery, a barroom or whiskey shop and school house which last does duty for a church on Sundays, and on th The bend of the river, a mill We place is called Strn.gtown. remained with our kind friends till the wagon tram came up and left them with much regret. I Special would like to remark here that exceed kindness can the nothing Music - Decorations of the people as we pass along when a our time wagons Many FEBRUARY 13 have been in a mud-holthe men working in the fields have left Adm. 25c-10- c their plows to come and help us i out. n. inflationary NOld. It on There are men here who in England would be called gentlemen owning 500 to 1000 acres of land but it seems to be- a rule among them to help everj- one who is in need and they are ready at all times to impart information which they think will be useful to us. Their wives are just the same and as in general we camp near a farmhouse for the convenience of supplying ourselves with butter, eggs and milk and we are sure to be invited into their homes and partake of their hospitality. I often think there is no person so independent as the American farmer, his land is his own beef, mutton and poultry He shears his own sheep, his wife spins the wool, dyes it of various colors and in many cases weaves the cloth for dresses, flannels, blankets. I have been in many farm houses and could discover nothing like scarcety of the comforts of life. Their furniture is plain but good of its kind and most of their homes are very Mrs. Roosevelt plied her knitting needles throughout a recent press conference with newspaperwomen. was making a sand colored skirt for daughter Anna . . . After Heory Wallace sounded off against the Supreme Court's legalized steal, he asked aides to In the analyze his first 100 letters, they found twelve fafifty-fou- r were thirty-fou- r unfavorable vorable, . . Chester Da"' has in his office It releases extra flavor j is possible r.mv 'o nave metal hats, clothes, furniture. appearing new etc. By a process demonstrat-- I museum, ed at the Rosenwald metal is sprayed, using any object as a base, and forms a thm layer of metal. The metal is exposed to of an oxyacetylane the blast flame, and the metal in the form of separate atoms, practically a vapor, is blown on an object coat- ing it with a very thin Dyer of metal. The blown melal is not hot enough to hurt dress fabrics or wooden furntture. 21 Fearing this story will be to prolonged the writer feels impelled to condense it somewhat. Every line throughout this diary contains a story of human interest and a lesson for us who live m this day and time. What a sense of satisfaction it would b e if it were repossible for these people to turn and journey from England to Salt Lake City by modern methods of transportation With the background of this early experienceof and the ready and willing pen Mrs. Baker what a tale it woull be. "This is the morning of May 6, 1851. Jt being a level prairie, we SONG OF THE OPEN ROAD The highway goes rouDd and USELESS SEARCH 1 Preston, Idaho Today's Sad Figure. Miss Eppy Dermis. Miss Dermis is the girl who went shopping in a cafeteria and after ordering eight kinds of tood, said she was just looking around and tried to walk out. destroy. the West By DR. G. W. STATES the pencil. The power to Vi .. II TiTv-ke- u . Herschel Bulien REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE No. 7 Thatcher Building Logan - Utah MU.U0R . courANY ft ah a V |