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Show T I .. 4 THE PAGE TWO. The HERALD-JOURNA- HERALD-JOURNAL- , LOGAN, UTAH, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 193C. L colur white of siiorlage ployed. -- GO- um Fearful that the whoe ccnsu might be discredited ov ur.deair personnel in a few see ' ir: made a personal plea t wife of the present incumbent Roper the president for an exempt on has enjoyed with the Ladies of the Press. emphasis on the necessity Mrs. Roosevelt's weekly press great of obtaining the of right type conference hitherto have dripped canvassers. Lack of he with honeyed words and endear- argued, might antagonize them, business On any possible men and cause them to refuse to ing pharases. slip of the tongue sue was pro- give information. tected. When she v.ore a costume His plea went over with the at the party for "Wives of the Uncle Dan was given which Gridiron Dinner many president. to go outside relief felt would have caused Republican permission rolls for canvassers in those locriticism, not one Lady of the calities which suffered a dearth Press betrayed the secret. of white collar workers on the But now a note of coolness has dole. It is a safe bet that Urcle entrance. unwelcome made its Dan will find some good DemoThe Ladies of the Press are crats. In her being "scooped. regular .MERRY' daily column, Mm. Roosevelt has When Electric Him. and Farm become their competitor. The situation was the chief top- Authority was looking for a sloic of discussion at the last meet- gan to boost sales of refrigeraing of the Washington Newspaper- tors, vacuum Cleaners, and curling womens club. The Capital's lead- irons, a TVA wit suggested this ing society editor, Jean Eliot of one: "Let Uncle Sam put a kink the Washington Herald, raised in your hair without putting one A war the Issue publicly. She wrote: in your poiketbook" "Mrs. Roosevelt the eteran on relief is walking the scooped nev'spaper women who cover her streets of Washington wearing an press voiitursnce yesterday. expensive coat with chamois skin The coat once warmed "In her first daily column in a lining lucal newspaper she spoke of a the body of Super-DieJ. Edgar luncheon at the White House for Hoover, who passed it on as a sixteen with 'Mr. Regan of Groton Christmas gift . . . Department of School seated at her right. She Agriculture declares muskrats can didn't tell the press women about be used to vary the family menu, them it and nothing could be learned but recommends calling .. from White House ataches. Maybe marsh rabbits" . Keeping she was holding out maybe she records for the Weather Bureau To determine was just exercising a little license has its hazards. in the matter of dates. what the water supplies will be observers go skiing through the Anyway, everybody in Washington is now reading Mrs. Roose- high mountains of the west takvelts daily column. ing measurements of snow depth NOTE The column mentioning . . . U. S Bureau of Fisheries, Mr. Regan was published the day cooperation with Peru and Bolivia, after Mrs. Roosevelt wrote it. thinks it can populate Lake TitiNOT SO SECRET caca which is 12,5000 feet in the The Securities and Exchange high Andes, with trout Commission has pulled a quiet and salmon . . . First act of offifast one on business executives cial reporters of the Senate when who have been squawking to high Congress convenes is to pay a heaven over the publication of courtesy call on the Vice President, their salaries and other financial before they begin recording the "secrets. debate. It is the contention of the SEC (Copyright, 1936, by United Feathat this information is not really ture Syndicate, Inc.) To prove this, the confidential. commission recently launched a secret test. It assigned one of Us experts to studdy various financial reports published regularly by a number of corporations. He found that in practically every instance, he could uncover Without Calomel And You'll Jump Out ef Bed in the Morning Rina' to Go sellng costs and other pertinent business facts about the concerns The liver should pour out two pound" of which had claimed these were liquid bile into your bowels daily. If this bile is not flowing freely, your food doesn't digest. firm secrets. It just decays in the bowels. Gas bloats up The Commission did not stop your stomach. You get constipated. Your whole to some there. It sent a letter system is poisoned and you feel sour, and the world looks punk sunk the of complaining corporations Laxatives are only makeshifts. A mere asking them for secret data about bowel movement doesn't get at the cause It their competitors. In every case, takes those good, old Carter's Little Liver get these two pounds of bile flowing the answering company disclosed Pills toand make you feel "up and up Harmthat it 'knew all about its compet- freely less. gentle, yet amazing in making bile flow itors affairs. by freely Ask for Carter s Little Liver Pills2&c. In other words, the business namo. Stubbornly refuse anything else. insosecrets were secrets only far as the public was concerned. NOTE The SEC plans to reveal the findings of its secret tests when it goes into court to defend itself against suits filed by American Can and several other corporations. BUSINESS CENSUS The nation-wid- e Business Census launched by the Commerce Department last week almost, (Continued from page one) 61 Published every week-da- y afternoon by the Cache Valley Newspaper Co, at 75 West Center Street, Logan, Utah. Telephone 50. . Price 5 cents a copy. By mail, in. Cache Valley, a year; outside Cache Valley, $5.00 a year. By carrier, 40 cents a month, $3.50 a year. $2.50 Member United Press, NEA Service, Western Fea- Proclaim tures and The Scripps League of Newspapers Liberty thru matter at the postoffice Entered as second-clas- s ail the Land." The at Logan, Utah, under the Act of Congress, March Liberty Bell. 3, 1879. The power to tax is the power to destroy. Those who are governed least are goxerned best.: Thoma,-- , Jefferson. WHO IS HAPPY? HEADING the news day by day, you are shuck by the fact that most wealthy, prominent and famous people are not always happy ; many of them are downright tragic fig ures. 1 If anyone deserved contentment and peace, it was the Lihdberghs. The final end of their heroism and decency is exile from their native land. Surely, in history, there haVe been few cases so bitterly sad. Hardly a day passes without its record of suffering and tragedy concerning some one envied by the world for his or her fame, beauty, wealth or apparent success. Death is said to love a shining mark; so.does fate. You are reminded of the king who wanted the shirt of a happy man, the wearing of which,, he thought would bring him happiness. But the happiest man in the kingdom had no shirt to his back. ; The idea that happiness lies in the mind, not in materhvl possessions, is so old that we hesitate to mention it again. It is one of those eternal truths that live simply because they prove themselves over and over again. There is also a law of compensation. To get me thing, you must sacrifice another. You may have fame or contentment, but not both ; wealth or a carefree existence, but not both. , ; HILL BILLY From the Hills Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Zollinger and children and Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Zollinger and children were dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. W. R Zollinger on New Year's day. Louis Frank, J. A. Frank, Mrs. The best things in life still are free and all the honors Who is the one man who has and gold and material things on earth cannot purchase captured the heants and imaginthem. ation of this people? For whom do they declare holidays in cities the nation over? Who today replaces the evening A DAY OF HUMILIATION services in many congregations? Who has in a few done RATHER ashamed because of his citys crime record, more to make true theweeks bid Alger-tik- e Jerry McGreer of Vancouver, British Columbia, recently started observance of an annual day of humilia- good stories of "home boy makes tion. The idea, he hoped, would bring home to Vancouverof course, is Major The ites the necessity for doing something about crime and Bowes. answer, That it is an advertising other things. stunt and that he is making a speedy This will astonish Americans, because Vancouvers crime hour fortune from his amateur is and quite prorecord is so much better than that of any city south of the perly program incidental. The big thing line that the town is a constant example of good Canadian is that here is a' fellow who has givqn the gifted amateur a chance law enforcement. to become famous, and even prosbetween noon and sunset. If Vancouver needs a day of humiliation, most American perous, As a nation we have been cold cities need a month of it. and calloused to the art aspirations of Piano and fiddle Still, it is a good idea for any town once in a while, lessons areyouth forced on children of to stop bragging about itself and think a little about its mostly in vain, but the the aspiring poor student After all, a town usually turns out to be genius, shortcomings. has had no national chance. He what its citizens want it to be; and if crime is condoned and has had to depend on infrequent vice allowed to run wild, it is no ones fault save those who private scholarships anil even when they graduated tnere uslive and voe in the citv. ually was no chance for a hearA determination by a majority of good citizens, any- ing. Another big thing these amawhere, to clean up and stay cleaned up, soon would be teur programs are by sendfollowed by drastic action. But as long as everyone mere- ing groups of these doing, successful contestants out over the land the ly sighs and regrets, nothing much can be accomplished. mass of the people once more in direct personal contact with Perhaps Mayor McGreers idea has a great deal of get The movie and radio and merit. Maybe, after all, wer? not as smart as we think artists. high railroad fares about killed we are and it isnt a bad n ition to realize it, once in a the road troupes of every sort and without access to a general while. country-broa- d audience the arts of music, of acting, all the arts of the thoater, must i just as the talkies wreckeddecay the orchestra as a vocation for eager over-nigh- t? well-to-d- o, BEHIND THE SCENES IN WASHINGTON DUTCHER- - BY RODNEY f the messiah of his MIC fipnllf Simm frrrNon4rftt party and it is possible to WASHINGTON. Terhars you imagine him darned near wreckhave to live In Washington to ing it. It is also possible to imagine 'appreciate the confusion created by the candidacy of Senator Wil- him fading right out of the picliam E. Borah for the Republican ture and having no influence at all on the political events of presidential nomination. Stories about "the new Hoover" 1 93 G. are of but mild interest here alongUncertainty here as to just side the general speculation as to what the Repulilii ans will do has whether now there is to be a new been both demonstrated and inBorah." creased as a result of Borah's For the capitals conception of entry. tile Idaho statesman comes close to the classic and rather mean ref- epOURING around among erence made to him once by senators the other Jim Reed of Missouri, day. this writer found several when lie called Borah "The Great conceding Borah a fairly good Beginner. chance which may be significant In other words, when you speak in view of the fact that Washingof Borali around here you are ton generally had been thinking sure to be told that "lie never Borah was more radical than any anything. There Is plenty man the Ea-- would accept. of chapter and veise on that. But most of those who see But it's something else again Borah as a strong possibility say when Borali allows his name to that his nomination would require he used in the presidential prieither the overthrow of the maries and Borah was never G. O. P.'s titular bossts on the in any uiU sllategic posi- national committee, a sudden contion as he is today. viction among party leaders that First, it is conceded by many po- Borali is virtually their only kope litical observers that lie could get of Roosevelt, or a dismore votes than anyone eKe the tinctheating understanding between if the Republicans might name, Borali and the party s conservaelection were tomorrow. tive leadets. of O. the G. fate the Second, I, Boi alts economic might well be in Borah's hands heresies his yen for inflation were he to cou-idboiling the and alleged nutations with the o neither its plat- Tow party in pins his support of form nor its candidate should be most of the lug New Deal legisto him. satisfactory lation lini illy qualifies him as a of the Libi tty Leaguers, tr'IIItOUGH the e.mntiy Rajah's htiddv he "power trust group, the big name is one to conjure with industrialists and financiers and it all limes and right now theres others who piovide most of I large hunk of sentiment among liie paitj's will smews of war and Republicans to liberalise their mm h of the Home dining the party. i .no pa ign It Is possible to imagine Baiali 11 yin l 1'..' Mil s.i ,, ,., lac.) becoming lie-lo- er : v Vxi 8, H amijju ''$, J, e musicians. So another "round of applause for the genial major and long may he wave. By the way, w hut product does this amateur hour advertise? I'll be durned if I know. Heck, I can t even remember who pays Amos and Andy. I wonder if there are many other folks as ignorant as myself. About the only radio sponsors I can recall are the fellows behind the football broadcasts. Standard Symphony hour. Ford Motor and AlaxweY House. The program and not the product is the thing, so far as Im concerned. FUNERAL HELD FOR Fred Jensen, Hanet Howdy, folks! Joe Bungstarter feeling better. He has just thrown his Christmas necktie in the ashcan. is Joe has strictly adhered to his New Year's resolution not to drop a nickel down the Madison street cable slot and expect a stick of gum to pop out. T. is the Hiunhoeks, Mr. worlds greatest optimist. Hamhneks is planning to ,tage a contest higher mathematics bestudents in the I SAC stadium next week. A good rousing tilt in calculus or higher trigonometry fill the stadium to rapacity," axelaims Mr. in tween Ruth Burbank of Maple-to- n was a week end guest of Miss Margaret Owen. llnmhocks- Mr. and Mrs. Jesse O. Wheeler Li'l Gee Gee is a very tidy house had as their Sunday dinner guests, keeper She snines her goldfish Mr. and Mrs. Murray Mortensen with brass polish every morning. and Mr and Mrs. James Mortensen of Preston. Miss School reopened Monday, January 6th, after the Christmas holidays. A twelve inch fall of snow blockaded the roads for two days hut they are open for car traffic today. William Randall of Preston was in this community, Saturday on business. Miss Hope Nelson returned to Salt Lake City, where she is attending school, after having spent the holidays with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Vern Nelson. Orrin A. Follett of Preston has been transacting business in this community the past few days. Miss Golda Larsen of ITeston Fifth ward was a Sunday guest of Mr. and Mrs Christian J. Larsen and family. SECTION Another is one who can remember when he use it to boast that his automobile could go over the Temple street hill in high grea. S old-tim- er Some men are born poor, some achieve poveity, and others try to draw to an inside straight. tor NOW TELL ONE Nil, sir, when I was a small boy never sneaked out liehiml the woodshed to smoke a Sweet I Cap-ora!- ." Deafness isn't a hardship to the woman who has to listen to her husband tell how he bawled out the boss at the office. Dunns' it's lifetime, an ovster produces 50,000,000 eggs, aci ord-in- g to a university scientist It's a good thing for those who live near oyster beds that oysters don't cackle DIAIRY Awake in m.v hospital bed. not In the afterfeeling so ohecrie noon to home, by petrol buggy, Funeral services for Harriet Nielsen Goodrich were held in and do be greeted h.v Little Homer the Lewiston First ward chapel and llahie Brew, and Hash, the Mrs Goodrich Saturday. died pup. doth hark frantically, and Tuesday following a lingering ill- (iithbert, the goldfish, doth blow ness. bubbles excitedly, and Lord! never Music for the services wpas fur- I felt so merrie before! And so. nished by the ward choir, under in my anrient leather chair, to the direction of E. H. Kemp with smoking, with greate eaee and special musical numbers by Mrs content. H H Harrison and Mr. and Mrs. liliams. The invocation George was offered by James Taggart and the btned.ction by John C er. ... Dow Lewis. Mrs. Goodiich is survived by her husband, Ralph Goodrich; her father, N. H. Nielsen; seven children: Ralph, Jr., Donna, John, Melvin, Joan, Leonard and and the following brothers and sisters: Mrs. Rachel Neeley, Franklin: Alue Bingham and Mrs Eva Morris, Richmond, Calif.; Mrs. May Anderson, Nevada; Mis. Gertrude Lewis of McDonald, Kansas; Mrs. Annie Ellis, of Salt Lake City; Sirs. Eve Jorgensen of Lewiston ; Mrs. Slary Stronghold of Ogden and Hyrum and Alma Nielsen of Lewiston, Ar-lo- n, w Critic 1- r4 y.v s. - i LIQUID jl - fts-- - Essayist LIVER BIL- E- PAINLESS WITHERS didnt get started. A few days before the start. Dan Roper suddenly Secretary woke up to the fact that he didn't have enough canvassers. With thousands clamoring for jobs and Uncle Dan only too eager to dish out patronage, such a situation would seem impossible. But the reason for it was a Work-Relirule. The census is being financed Work-Relifunds. Such projby ects are required to employ 90 per cent of their workers from relief rolls. In the larger cities there was no lack of persons on relief who came up to the specifications laid down for canvassers. But in the smaller communities there was a distinct DENTAL LABORATORY NEW LOCATION 113'.'. So. Main St. SALT LAKE CITY, PEACH-UL- PLATE ef Clinjf-Tit- UTAH S750 Our Famous e PLATE All wi rk is performed oil inert matter under the authorization and responsibility of Utah Licensed Dentists. Free Estimates and Advice SAVE MONEY SAVE WORK and keep WA THE wonder FUEL IPETEOILEraa . CAMBBOK MORE HEAT NO ASHES . . . never any ashes to carry out! Petroleum Carbon also is smokeless. Dustless delivery. EASY TO HANDLE Use it in your present furnace or heating stove. No special equipment needed. Requires less attention hecau.se it burns longer. 10, 8 I. M. '4? 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Crockett, and Family. ... by using THE HEIGHT OF POLITENESS Getting up in the police putrid wagon and giving jour seat to a LEWISTON WOMAN Speakers, who eulogized the t r an., .i.c services of M.s. Goodrich were Marvin Neeley, of Franklin. E. H Leavitt, G. A. Hogan and Ethyl Swiss-Germa- TODAY'S NEYtS SECTION Horace and Jensen and Ann Steen motored to Wellsville, Sunday. Testimonal missionary party has been arranged by the First ward MIA. for Friday night in honor of LeGrand Baer, who will leave next Sunday for Salt Lake n prior to leaving for the mission. The public is invited and a large crowd is expected. Mr. ana Mrs. Jensen of Hyrum were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Zollinger on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Theron Campbell and son, Richard, who spent nearly three months in Missoula, Mont., have arrived home. Mrs Eric Hendricks entertained on Thursday afternoon for the members of the Golden Hour club and Mrs H. F. Bernhisel, Mrs. Ralph Bernhisel, Mrs. Eva Parkinson, Mrs. C. J. Van Orden, Mrs. Delbert Bodily and Mrs Bob Blair. A delicious turkey dinner was served at four small tables that were attractively decorated w.th New Year's motifs. The afternoon was spent in playing bridge. The high club prize was awarded to Mrs Milliard Hendricks and the high guest prize to Mrs. Ralph liernnisei. The following Lewiston people attended the farm bureau banquet at Logan on Thursday evening, Mr and Mis E. C. Hogan, Mr. and Mrs. Eric Hendricks, Mr. and Mrs. Saul E Hyer, and Mr. and Wayne Wiser. Mr and Mrs. A. W. Webster and Spencer Cottle . of Rexburg were week end guests of Mr. and Mrs M J. Swinyard. Mrs. G. A. Thomson entertained the members of the A1 Lons club and Mrs. O. E. Tyner, Mrs. O. W. Budge and Mrs. Clare Budge on Friday afternoon at her home. Luncheon was served at small tables after which the tables were arranged for bridge. High score prize was won by Mrs Dow Lewis and the second high by Mrs. Earl Karren. Mr. and Mrs. William H. Telford are enjoying a month's vacation in California with their daughters, Mrs. Sara Swinyajd and Mrs. Mary Mossie. The Junior Literal y club met on Thursday evening with Miss Eva Bentley as hostess. The book North to the Orient by Anne Morrow Lindbergh, was reviewed by Miss Agnes Troseth. Miss Elsie Lewis of Richmond and Miss Hattie Waddoups were special guests. At the close of the evening a dainty tray luncheon was served. Mr and Mrs. C. W. Hyer and family were dinner guests of Mrs. Enoch Larson on New Year's day The following couples enjoyed a no host breakfast following the dance New Years eve at the home of Dr. and Mrs. Clare Budge: Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hyer, Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Van Orden, Mr. and Mrs. Delbert Bodily, Mr. and Mis. George Pond, and Mr. and Mrs D. D. Hyer. The following Lewiston couples attended a dancing party given by the Richmond Junior Literary club at the North Cache gym on Saturday evening: Mr. and Mrs. Frank Last, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Boman, Mr. and Mrs. Lorraine Karren, Mr. ana Mrs. E. C. Hogan, Mr. and Mrs. D. D. Hyer, Mr. an" Mrs. Campbell Baer, Mr. and Mrs. Golden Cunningham, Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hyer, Mr. and Mrs. George Pond, Dr. and Mrs. K. VV. Smith and Mr. and Mrs. Ervin Van Orden. Miss Edith Rergpson returned to Salt Lake on Sunday to resume her studies at the L.D.S. Business college after having spent the holidays in Lewiston with her Mr. and Mrs. Aliet. parents, Berge3on. Mrs. Clare Budge entertained on Saturday afternoon at a well appointed bridge luncheon for the Mrs. O. W. following guests: Budge, Mrs. C. J. Van Orden, Mrs. D. D. Hyer, Mrs. Delbert Bodily, Mrs. 'George Pond, Mrs. C. VV. Hyei, Mrs. Langton Barber, Mrs. Ervin Van Orden, Mrs. Lorraine Karren, Mrs. Brigham Telford, Mrs K. W. Smith, Mrs. Kenneth Cottle, Mrs. Larane Stocks, Mrs. O. E. Tyner, Mrs. E. C. Hogan and Mrs. Hendricks Stocks. Prizes were awarded to Mrs. Bodily for high score; Mrs. Cottle for low score and Mrs. Karren for high cut prize. . Plus Tax PER TON DELIVERED Logan Dealers Evans Coal & Ice Co. City CoaS Company a |