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Show THE AGE FOUR The Herald-Journ- al CdcHe Humor Howdy, American la-ehas 3, 1379 : Wy Member United Tress, NEA Service, Western Features and The Scnpps League of Newspapers. PERSECUTION IN GERMANY WITH JIM MARSHALL. work out its own destiny and ,d solve Its own troubles Weeded very well U the that made legal, are rr apt to deride that they don't are mueh for beer after 4 4. SITTING ATOP THE WORLD nt And now all. IERK are a gonl many angles to tlie reported Hitler lersecution of J"ws in Geimany. Common humanity, in s (lav and age, condemns the Nazi insanity as barbarous i cruel. Of course, any nation has a right to say who shall and We have asserted that o shall not become its citizens. ht ourselves. Every nation does. .But, even then, we did not expel from our country,Ori-a-or l lest, those already here. We have hatred further immigration, but thousands of Orientals live peace-l- y among us, respected and let alone. Rut the Jews of Germany are citizens. Their status To refuse them the xactly that of any other German. tection of the law, to encourage iiogroms against them, despoil their property and to menace their lives, is lething no American can view with equanimity. On the other hand, it is perhaps none of our business, have had our lesson in meddling with European affairs; .got our fingers hunted once and never again! The Jews, split up into a score of nationalities, still m a powerful rate; a remaikably homogeneous group, ipipped as the race is with enormous financial power, it old seem capable of disciplining Hitler, if its leaders so ire, merely by cutting off his funds. Americas sympathy, as always, is with the under dog. let us not get ourselves drawn into any international trrel. The Hitler regime probably will not last long, in ; case. TROUBADOUR ISLAND (Chapter Ten) will be remembered that e Old Man Harrison was up Makassar being operated to bve his "greed rones" two .ionariea landed on Trouba- island and were sent about business by the islanders for some years after this in-the island was left in folks! Amui all the turmoil over beer, hat about the return of the clove the humble love that timid husbands used to munch before going uome to be greeted by suspicious vivts? v. Somebody sends us a book entitled, "Half Hours' With Insects. There must be a mistake, as we know of no insect with which wed are to spend even half a minute. TODAYS DEFINITION A breadstick Frctzel: ft 'ing from crumps. uf- - Caller: I'd like to see the doctor, please Office Attendant: Yes, sir professionally or about a presenp-lo- n ? ABIGAIL APPLESAICK e Some of our SEZ: col-leg- have th ho graduates mastered English language that they can nay, Oh, yeah? in five or i s different ways. WX I I. I Alt PEOPLE Explorers are a funny crew, They are not hard to please. In steaming swamps they loe to stew' Or oer the north pole freeze. the islanders had always been fairly free and easy and hampered by few rules but they started to learn that lots of things thev were doing were "wrong" and "sinful" was example Clothingthe for islanders neve: something thought anything about the air was balmy" and the) wore little or none as the spirit moved them went but the two visitors about with horror-strickfares bodies human that declaring were "sinful" and must be covered up and although most of the isa few ol landers just laughed them began to have doubts and some of them actually did fashion themselves rough "clothes" out o( leaves or animal skins en Now, if our automobile dealer r morawould give us a torium, vve could meet the payments on our radio. Scotland reports a successful automobile with only three wheels. Scotland would. one-yea- 5 -- vigo-iou- VK DIARY Ba-bt- i tires? 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Of course, it is only in modern times that the hammer has been used for so prosaic a purpose as (dpp,ng a nails. Dr. Nelson found that m earller tlmes lt pouncei meat, fruit, rocks, bones, heads and clay. Hammers even were thrown. "The hammer was used to abrade stones, to grind food, to club enemies, to crush nuts, to pound hides, to shatter wood and was the forerunner of the slingshot and the bullet, he said. C. e Listerine Add 10 YOU tires, you IPhavent priced Goodyears lately, , Every time you use a hammer, ne you are indulging in what of the oldest grand games rl $1.00 Mail the Worlds Standard of Quality RACT g TALKIE TRIPS Kotex You con NOW afford 12 truth-tellin- h, j The word: Mainpernor, KIDS MISSING: What it means. Law: One who Somewhere in Oregon there are a couple of kids who think I am gives mainprise for another, These kids peeially for a prisoner s appeara durn short sport sent me a dime in a letter for two ance. Where it came from: The olu stamp packets, I sorted out that afternoon all the stamps for all French, main, hand, plus peinoi, the kids and when I got down to for preneor, a taker; from pien-thlast I had the two packets for dre. to take, Pronoun, ed. Mane'per-ne- r these kids, but somewhere the letter with the address got lost There is a standing rule to this Frank Valencia was If you do not hear rVL-V-l fur stealini; a street paved stamp thingfrom me, inside a month, wrlte 'uith woodrn blocks, lie was burn-ze- d , Keep his family a.ni- again. There are some other rules that ln I guess some of you lads missed, fortable. Send a nickel and a stamped, ad- dressed envelope Every so often SMALL FLOCK some kid writes me for stamps on postcard; I am not encouraging that sort of thing, though often POULTRYMAN I snd stamps and pay postage, H, instead of asking for Hawaii or ld United States or Abyssinia or other countries stamps that SAYS RESULTS cost a dime apiece you will tell me how many stamps you have, and what countries you prefer. UNBELIEVABLE and what countries you have no bette I can do then stamps in, a Peculiar thing, but yu- J Was glad that I could finish United States stamps are the test as I think it worth writing niost expensive to acquire, I mean my I started out with two but the very commonest, cur-o- f about. an' of pullets one feeding flocks small rent issues. I am a United States XX and the other a highNOPCO lot a and had collector myself mash and the results of duplicates, but every time I er priced tried to help a kid out with old are unbelievable. "I started when the puiiets were United States stamps, in decent 4 months old. feeding laying mash condition, it cost me money, and At 6 months when gradually. not dimes, either. laying Times are very tuff and getting they were getting straight mash (both floiks) the ones feedtuffer, so far as poppa is cerned. but I still have stamps ing NOPCO XX were laying 620,a developed pullet, in fact 'eft ani I am l7a(l 1 help any a well bird all the way around. young collector out and give good bttterother flock fed on a higher stamps that he does not have if The I tan Eet postage and a nickel out priced mash were laying 48' c and seme pullets were quite backward. ot it "The follow ing week I sold the Another thing: Do not send me nefd quarters or dimes: I am not selling pullets (because I was$1 in37 for of the averaged stamps; I am not even trying to n.oney) and break even. Also, do not ask for ones fed on NOPCO XX, and only 16 ones fed $1 for the a lot of information; do not ask averaged me to swap for your duplicates, on a higher priced mash. Both I'd do not forget that L devote flocks were fed the same ration one day in ten at durn steady grain. In other words, layed 14'r more for work to properly handle this stamp better and received 15 "business" so make it brief and my NOPCO XX fed pullets I recommend NOPCO XX very omit postcards and questionnaires As ever , highly. This evidence supports NOPCOS XX imstatement to "NOPCO been known that Tortoises have live and walk six months after proves any feed and even makei 81. a good feed better." having their brains extracted. TWO 35 Phantom a Home, and to dinner, where Humor doth refuse to eat the erusts of her bread, and I do say: Fat your bread crusts, darling, they will make your hair curly. But the childe doth only eye me oullshly, so that 1 do add sternly: Bread crusts are awfully good. If you dont eat them, daddle will eat them for you, yiim-yuBut the little jarknoe doth merely me her and toward push plate drawl, "All right, go ahead and eat them" which I, heaven help me, must needs do, albeit I had liefer eut hunks of olde wood! So passed ol need new full-gro- sue of manufactured and unneces- sary securities of all kinds which are brougnt out merely for the those who purpose of enriching handle their sale to the public land I further propose that with respect to legitimate securities the sellers shall tell the uses to which the money is to be put "This requires that definite and accurate statements be made to the buyers in respect to the bonuses and commissions the sellers are to receive; and, furthermore, true information as to the investment of principal, as to the true earnings, true liabiliBY GILBERT BROWN are no be Insuil bubbles to ties and true assets of the corpoThere ration itself " under the New Deal. a That statement represents There are to be no repetitions of the Kreuger swindle, or the Peru- sharp break with the past. It hervian and Colombian bond fiascos. alds the dawn of a new financial Not if President Roosevelt has day in America But that isn't all Read on: the program his way "I promise that it will no longer The new president intends to see to it that in future American be possible for international shall be able to learn ers or others to sell to the in all the essential fact about se- vesting public of America foreign securities on the implied undercurities. If you know the true facts about standing that these securities have an investment, and lose on it been passed on or approved by through your own bad judgment, the state department of any other that's your own fault, according agency of the federal government. I assure you that high public to Roosevelt's view. in the new administration But he intends to make it hard for any seller of securities who will neither by word nor deed doesn't come clean with prospec- seek to influence the prices of The governstocks and bonds. tive purchasers. Here is the "New Deal plank ment has access to vast informaon the security question, from tion concerning the economic life Roosevelt's epochal book, "Look- of the country; there will be no to the statements at variance ing Forward." cannot "Goven.ment prevent scientific information possessed. "We have witnessed not only some individuals from making errors of judgment," says the presi- the unrestrained use of bank dedent. "But government can pre- posits in speculation to the detrivent to a very great degree the ment of local credit, but we are fooling of sensible people through also aware that this speculation and through the was encouraged by the govern- withholding of information on the ment itself. I propose that such part of private organizations great speculation be discouraged and and small which seek to sell in- prevented.'' vestments to the people. The vast economic power "Toward this end to inspire truh-telllnI propose that every that is concentrated in a few hands is the theme of tomor effort be made to prevent the is- ie nd Need Mew The age-ol- d quebtion of how! fast a yackrabbit can run never ha been answered officially, but Manselle, an automobile rac- ing driver, can testify that at least one rabbit in the country can travel 65 mites an hour, or bet ter. Driving in a race at San Diego, Cal., Manselle saw a jackrabbit loping down the track al the head of 10 roaring lacing As the autos cars thundered down the back stretch and whiz- -' around the turn it came up 7h7rabblt; which apparent ly realized for the first time that it had entered a race. The rabbit laid back its ears car and had a lead of several lengths passing the grandstand,! before veering off to rest. Man stile, who won the race, said he v.as going more than t5 miles an j hour at the finish. With Franklin I). Roosevelt Note: Here is anEditor other in thift illuminating of article netting forth in detail vital phase of PresiNew DeaL dent Roosevelt's The series is based ujmn the volume, Looking president' Forward." just published by In the John Dav company. it lloosevelt tells in hiH forceful style just where America is headed under the new national administration. Read every one of these daily articles. HILL BILLY NATURELAND rp rp C 1933. 6, Looking Forward it as trading with other is-- s grew and the news of Vbadour island's excellent gov-vespread around the Arafu-,.n- d Banda seas isitors started to arrive Jie islanders welcomed them always made sure they left after their visit two visitors The wasn't Old Man Harrisons introduced to have ' hia little earthly other curious customs among this dale. civi-nJdlse all gowed up with " them the notion that drinking palm beer was "sinful" we leave, let's all go out this only resulted in an in- to Before the kitchen and wash the dishes. of islanders .multiplied, how-an- d crease in the consumption palm beer which was heady stuff spread around the it became difficult to mainly because the islanders got the sea -- far from land -- and that an added kick out of drinking it was that a shore-patrgoing - AND, LISTEN: Maybe after pind first thing anybody knew in defiance of the rules laid down uschooner had landed a couple by the strangers all a good many things are "sin. -but Old Man Harrjson luckHows with "civilized" ideas ful" just because somebody with they were bury trying to ily discovered what was going on a diseased mind decided they and had the two strangers takwere and shouted about them so ;ert the islanders to their way en out on a raft and dumped into loudly that people believed him. oinking nt THURSDAY, APRIL LOGAN. 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