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Show THE 11EUALD-- PAG! : iL'O. 1 J 0 UliN AL, LOGAN, UTAH, WE D N E S D A Y, M ARCH 8, 193 THE JEII0L DRIVE FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS he Herald-Journ- al Published every weekday afternoon by the Cache Valiiy Kewspapi r Co, at 75 West Center otreet, Lo gan, Utah. Telephone 50. Price 5 cents ft copy. By mail, in Cache Valley, to so a year; outside Cacne Valley, $5 00 ft year a cents a month, 13 5J a year i.y carrier, 40 second-class matter at the postofflee I F itered as the under at ait of eongre's, March Utah, Udran, liberty thru ' , all the lsnd. 3 l7Member uriced Frees, Kr.A Sriee, Wvlvfn -- Th" Feutuo-rar.d Jhe Seripps League of Newspapers BclL 3. ache or IF IT WERE IN U. S. Comparison With Map of United States Shows Scope of Military Problem And Territories at Stake timer PrtUiin Chier up, foll.kl Spring is U!-r-t- s SCORE: EYES, 3; EARS, 1 Rather intc rc-- ifijr, 1hft tllscovuV M ecchnitianq at a vtbtern u.m crsity, that we ct 75 pa cert of our knowledge through our tes, 15 per m.t through cur ears, the ptnpr 10 per rent !through th$ throe 6fhcr Ft mo.,. It hasd.-.ryui so, of course, Ihinniive urn fought Lis v;ty up mtiiidy Let an. e his eyes were better than those No dog or of his'an.i al, wptile and inset tooip. tiLinV. hoise ran tompait in Keenness of visioii with ape or nun. We lead and ec five titnes as much as ve he r a fact that luhei Users ( housing belwceni the punted word and the tpok-- n word, might i:!e a'.va.v. Ls The on its ejCo, not on its cam. The world human rare n ight go deaf tomorrow7 without hutting itself s fc dop-.u- believe ll.ut Spring arrived, however, until our oe gfibor drops over to borrow err girdin tiowel. Vv o .ill h is i e illy nr-- v tsUORFS CITY POLICE Uhl AID MEN r Thi . is k.ana' MeMuriVr, jegginun, who wrote r t o d a jr to 4 hief Mediant" that demanding the L o g ft n i jKiliio U e Ihij a new wagon patrol well-know- a let-- n t part-liien- Tm find in of anti alrol 1 and riding present plated silk th wagon, ompiained. It McMurder Mr. got even an or a hasnt mu,h i r dtlajng its progress. Universal Jep.tnc.v5 niigut untoniatie vase for piies!' men ho a MtbSi.ig, coimidienpg tie nerve-- t ratkmg effects 9 of noise an the destruction of thirling tarn id by a chaos MiFadden urges Congressman the coming of of sound churning aiound in the brain. pieces, but cut-gla- ss eigar-light- 1 half-ce- SHOULD DEPOSITS BE GUARANTEED? a In todays stiffs, there ianfgiehl pk&hc'cRrrJnd-fPnational guarantee of hank deposits. To the plan two main objections are raised;' (1) That it would cost hhdreds of millions cf dollars; (2) That it would encourage unsound hanking. Answeis to the first objection are simple. What if it uu tost mot.et ? The present banking system coats Americans BILLIONS of dollars a year. to the .,cccr,d cbjectioh is better supei The of hacking siucuri s yind jnHods II is pure fea'ihlo to , to Lep banks sound Ojieiation of Hie mutual shviitgs dpiks, not one oi wlikh in this dipres.slon.'is j1oaf evigi. lias Proponents of the national guarantee plan say it would cost exactly nothing Nmpiy LrCaUv jbe nmre kuo.sledge that the nuliono! ciedit v as L&ck of cvr (johar m ttery bnk would make funs a thing of the pat. It cvetj depositor knew7 that Unite Sam stood le'idj to pay lam do bur for dollar, at 'any time ti at would end panics, say those who fatoi the guarantee plan. There is a griat deal of tiuth in that. , te must have, in this country, a banking system that will be able to stand up mid take it on the chin; that is impregnable. Banker and dipositor al ke demand that. Whether the natioral guarantee plan is the solution, The Ifeiald-Jouiudoesnt know. But its well worth discussion. r vi.-io- an.-m- n rnaiin-uhIaW- Littie Homer Urrw, Jr, is against the idea. He is afraid his nliowanre will be cut down to a half a penny a GOLF I'F.STS gink we hate A Ive learned one JtlnRg, never wear emerald ii en. Is Al MoFall; He suiekers when We (op the ball. Adolf Hitler plans to equip all citizens of Germany with gas masks. Well, they will come in handy when eating litnburger cheese, ur imtomng a EVERYDAYstly, - one II I wifie didn t forget that was your birthday. But I was so darn busy dear, this I' that just didnt have Vc the time to buy a box of candy. a HYMN OF HATE I do sst like. The high-brolass, Mho says that I nad ithms Hell-- o 3 4 .la 7 er 11 What Folks Say y. RESURRECTION The iesuiictmn and trie lift I rcal.y felt this insurrection thirg so this oughly ns I did .ins morning, oimg moutthea frozen soil I was gnbhmg patch of blackberry on the i orth side of the torn The ground was f." cn td a depth of s.x inches. It had been frozen for weeks, yet right m the sahd ice the new pink of the spring growth were U ay down there in the btidun frozen dirk the roots knew that 'he d round of eternity had iraki moved to the period of UMiiHction and bravely the tenner shoots were beginning to pu h o.t and up io aUaya somewhat of a thiill i hi n, alter weeks of ke and sul-k- n fog, the daffod Is erect their ktle gieen lances through ice or snow and the velvet pussy willows trll me that spring actually is some where about But that way down deep m the icy so.l tender pink buns begin to grow before the f rst robin returns somehow' impressed the notion of resurrection upon me more than ary Eastern sermon I over heard. The greatest poems are the poems of running brooks and the men gotgeous sorgs are the songs tne ircs smg in the lengthening fiiks of late February. From the earliest times all peonies ave moedded in them religions the ret .,n of a res.surrect on. Tne storv as told in tne New Testament is proc.soly the storv told ages before m Chaldea, m Iigvpt, in Baby km, and ib a story tnat iiur ufi T By Hill Billy tne fir-- t mission u n s found mon nmrng all the ravage p com- In onment turns the earningopksof each was n .sepai; tc and dis.'mc! niuaik1, just us each dawn is a repurs.te aUnoitmcnt to each lusty crowing rooster; and to these choirs of buds that rejoice In thicket and bracken. I if in this cold, gloomy, Gvihzat.on there might not even ..ponqe3 are a low form animal life with power to and digest. sea-roo- k If it isnt a moratorium its a hohduy and if it isnt a holiday its a moratouum. Former Pres started dent Hoover certainly things when he postponed Furr pcs w, r debts with a ino,ato lum . Before then, mo it peopl? thought mol atorium was a place whcie people were buried and life had only holidays -- ll TALKIE TRIPS d. ference between Sunday and Monday was that people went io rhumb on Sundav But he was still smiling and business by pickup predicting Tuesday afternoon which proved correct. And the lirvt time you are along Main street, take a peck in the Bluebird windows If everyone had Guy Cardon s si mt on the life wouldn t be half as lough as some pro'! mil e it Hr savs "Whits a few bank were still fceie for your bar pmejs. n, home of mor-tums and the appropriations comVdays mittee of the house ve'v nearly gave the Utah Strte Agricultural college a permanent one Or! a s 37 per cent cul all SliU, "overnment cods mo t come down one wry to cut and there is That Is CUT! tat all Pronounced, layL. ' nr v Commenting on Pr.o,dc.t Joseoh Anderson's declaration th it the state Farm Bureau Cmtl re, cv to take their R"gime,ts m'o the court unless 30 per cent u.'cscd valuation redact'oos arc mn'rd. Cache Assessor R. S M Quitic says that this is cxut'y I e tn ig which should be done If thue ere any laud wnch are bmrg assessed o' r the,- mesn values, they shoo'd urr icstionb.y come down, h hehe.'C- Des io he ir.i itar.t in f, .t - dcub'ful supporting h.s b s fsime-if rn uh- - e .a I tih have a bettr than McQu irnc Last yea- - while o'her co mtics wee not b 'dmrg no imh m vnlualtou cf Prm bin 1. Cache county irds took nesr'v n 15 per oi rt cut on the record The word Annihilate What it moans; To reduce to nothing, to cause to cease to be m any form; to reduce to nonto destroy the force" existence; of W here it came from. The Lat a, nni.h'.lare, from ad plus ruhilum, nihil, ne book of hvmn, not a nothing; from at thread, nothing at'ule f- -i r' 1 i I'unnv how himli one toon lull influence a gnnip Ilf ;;uy s. More than 809 unemployed farm vlorkcrs fnarched t&.oufh the sfreeteof Twin Falls Idaho, and gathered in front of the local charitable hgeney to Voice a dtniand that tnerp be no more evictions, no foreclosures and that there be cash payment for woik. Committees representing the farmers and the charity workers are arranging joint meetings, etc. Theie was no violence. Someone spilled a pint of gasoline accidently into the 300,000-gallo- n reseivoir at Geneseo, 111., and hundreds of families complain ea. For instance: That snappy current tune Brother can you spare a dime" was tne theme song of And Mam street last week-entoday, one merchant was te'hrg about business Saturday wasn t as good as an ordirary Monday And Monday well the only dif- Spepkinn- factories. The worlds largest locomotive is being finished in France; it will develop 2800 horsepower, make 75 miles an hour, have an automatic stoker. u, NATURELAND In reality blue eyes are not blue; they are coloiless, tests showing thet an absence of pigment n the outer layer of the Iris exposes tho inner layer. with a Falkland, Scotland, one population of 3u00, has no list. on Its unemployment benefit Most of its residents work m linoleum Although the bank holiday has caused plenty of graj hairs through worry and uncertainty, there are all kinds of humorous angps and sidelights which help to relieve tne situation. If joure an optimist, you'll look for those angles, rather than think of such horrible things as the I niled Males going off the gold standard, how long will money be tied up and so forth. r Tod;ay s Oddity Leaving hu two companions, Wanda Brown and Charles Sibrel, Mavle retrieved his prey, but it was no duck. It was a six pound carp that had woracd up through tee. As for th duck, it was gone Maylc took home his can end ate it sca-gm- pok r Lend c '.nie iilnng the other iHv and spoib-bv dropping the "A man do s not have to ex- Iih!v thoughts remark t hut "nmsl of us u d a in order to five rnrd dinw m tl perience emotions new id, write of th in -- Johu Masefield, Monks, I Mill funk Franklin poF.. Roosevelt was the king tins roun-tr- v drew to a rov.o! Bush The "Ha; puns, must not be im- other curds .re the r.'iturul reFeodor Chal-iip.post d bv foree. sources, the intelligence rf its opera star. neonlz end the coni! lene and faih they hold that everythings gonna be all righ The razor-bior tinker is a be somewhere a few buds thrust-tr- g species or auk, a bird which out to welcome the 18 inches about It grews long coming d iwn. is found abundantly in the North Atlantic, living on rocky islands during the breeding season, but during other parts of the year, bvmg farther out at sea. In the Grnest Moyle o Fort Clifton, inter, they migrate as far North O , thought he was for Carolina and the Mediterranean. hunt.ng AH species of auk will fight ducks; he had the proper sort of when molested. The equipment and was m the proper viciously is distinguished from place, the frozen mar,.ies near razor-bil- l other members of the auk fanulv Fort Clifton. But Ernest Ma le returned home by a hooked and furrowed bill with a fish instead of a duck, which is compressed almost to and he fired only one shot all razor sharpness. It lavs a single blotched egg day Mavle fircid and theugnt he saw pot at three inches long. These his binl tumble bevond the reeds are gathered as a food. on the ice. He thought he could see it floundering about on the ice. that law 414 ih rtquirds craft of every British 1000 tons or more must carry a who has passccit'iicd ed a senes of three tests. Everybody i dle-cla- ss of tho community Creek, N. C., donated labor and materials, its school children attend a $35,000 school Ik use whith cost only $1000. B 'cause i Joe Bungstarters wife served him a slice of pie on one of these new rubber dishes that have just This Oracle of Optimism ex- ing tastes upon his customers been placed on the market, but pressed tbs pinion the other and to lower his prices by mak- Joe ate the dioh, thinking it was day that tae farmers wee rapiding overproduction easy and sim- - the bottom crust of the pie. serf, ly untaxinjjT toomselves into " ' the result today is that most dom and , J, IF. Coyle a farmer YE DIARY farmers aie broke and writes in and to bieakiast, and anon, agreo . . . Up. city The mo. I highly taxed In- people buy foodstuffs for less to lolling about the house, listendustries in America ' writes Mr. than the cost of production ing to Dame Humor make idle arc the most pi osper-ou- S and will continue to do so for clutter-chattover the telephone, Coyle i some time she gossiping with friends living hither and thither about the citie, and the untoXed lAdustricst New of course the average on College hill, River Heights, are mostly all bankrupt I am not enough of a schol- city man Is willing to pay a fair Hyde Park and North Logan and but when she doth ar bo Understand why this is price fur food and wants to see where-no- t, perceive anon that I da be eavesbut I can see things with my the farmer prosperous but the city man has noth- dropping on her merrie gossip, she two eyes and draw my wn condoth grab broom, jell, Get thee to clusions ing to say about It the farmer passes this law Work, thou loutish simpleton. and me out of the house. And so, But on the other hand sev- and that and nobody can tell drive to the printery. eral letters from farmers tell of him he s just cutting his own laughing beartdie,a a the same determination among throat when he destroys his marCleaning, Dyeing & Pressing. agriculturalists to unload taxes ket and his price structure so the city man profits and onto the cities' We put over the income the farmer goes on digging himtax on you says one anony- self deeper am deeper Into the mous letter We have learned to produce; and every election hole we will unload more taxes onto now let us learn to distribute. It is useless to tell a farmer Norman Thomas. you until agriculture hu a fair that he would be better off if he break "You could not live without paid more than his share of taxNothing is really work unthe farmer and as long as tie es and so inoreasod the buy- less you would rather be doing else. Sir James M. hold the w hip hand we .are go- ing power of his customers something who would pay the taxes in Barrie ing to see that we get ours i nd the cities will have to pay their purchase price just as they "Organized relief is benefiting pay more that 6 cents in taxos through the nose . , , for the tobacco companies every the politicians more than the disWell the farmers have held time they spend a dime for a tressed unemployed." Roged W. tnc whip hand" in congress and pack of fag3 Babson, statistician, economist. state legislatures for years now that truth hasn't percolated If you want to be happy, be mainly through glaringly un-- f yet, apparently itr political division -- AND LISTEN: What the far- jealous "Cinema actress Marlene of the Dietrich. country and the state mer really needs isn t to be saved equipped with this power lrom the volves of Wall Street A deal of what is dethe farmer has proceeded to but ,to be saved from himself scribed great as the killer instinct Is cripple h's city maikct by load and his "leaders." merely a burning desire to win, to win brutally or skillfully, fairly or foully, but to wm. Gene Tun-ueL WITH JIM MARSHALL 5 But Read All Over w Am UNEMPLOYED IDAHO FARMERS HOLD DEMONSTRATION BLACK & WHITE s 1 LiT Gee Gee is right in style. She made herself one of these hats by hollownew postage-stam- p ing out half a cantaloupe and painting it black. SITTING ATOP THE WORLD L n of years back, with the Dan Dyer as Cache Junction troop was one of t!ie most active in Uie cacao Frlley rauncil of Bay .Scouts. Since he moved away a short t.r.!C ago, the troop has gone down until this year, its registration has lapsed. Real haders for the young folks aie the most prized asset a community can have. to political speeches. e downtown look up art. I should A eoupV al u bire, L 0 i clo-c- d , As triumphant Japanese troops drive swiftly into Jehcl province, the scope of the military operation is well shown by tho above map, in which the Japanese Islands in their relation to Jchol nnd the whole of Manchuria is superimposed oil the niup ot the United Males. It is us if U. S. troops were to start from Jacksonville (Tokio), sail to Houston (Korea), travel to southeastern Xtw .Mexico and fight on a battle front that stretches from there north almost to the Colorado border. Tsits.h ir, scene of lost years fighting in Manehukuo, would be west of Omaha. The territory of the new Siam liakimn stao and subplus Jehol is an area that would include all of South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, uklib-mstantial parts of North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, Texas, Missouri and Iowa. Ieiniig, capital of Nationalist C hina, is close by the Jehol front, corresponding relatively to El Iusn, Texas. week. Sante Fe, the necond country. said to be Oldest city in the Berlin-Londo- n airplane taxis, which make the trip regularly in five hours, now have been equipped with meters which record tho distance as the crow flies. Hattie Decker Roberts of Fi.tsfield, Mass, has a bottle of vhampugue which was sealed m 1880, and nltho never opened, half its contents have disappeared Mrs. evaporation. BIG PARADE (Continued from Page 1) POSTOFFICE PLANS I lions of dollars worth of securities and draw billions a year m Income on which they pay NOT ONE CENT to the government of the United States. I am going to change that. The country that taxes a grocers little earnings, a professors salary, or the small sum that a widow has inherited from her husband for the protection of her children, should also tax a man who has twenty or more millions of securities now paying not a cent to the government that protects him in the possession of that wealth and the enjoyment of that income. One who should know declares that returns on all securities are taxed in England and in France. They do more than merely talk cbout democracy. tax-fre- 2000 INVESTIGATE NEW More About TODAY N. M., is the Swedish Ivar Kreugcr, match king, was said to have kept a dummy telephone on his desk which he set to ringing by a hidden button any time embardur-Ir- g rassing questions came up important interviews. throujh Heres e, The idea of scrip, or clearing house certificates used as money, cuv:1 13 not new. '1 hi res nothing to this depres-scThe Ho .v ell Iron works at AlTheodore to according hermit of laire, New Jeisey, Hsued its own (P .il v' Batchelor, paper money and workers found it i. It, who has a simple i'.ui c calls mtisfaetorj , Hundreds of other Bachelor, who a wealthy seer, lun. says factoues have done the same. home-mad- e Tlin new tin mv fhould require every res money tHiirtuit to serve two instead of r.n.es questions Will adof the one pat government take scrip butter, and an ditional slice of bread. This, he or clearing house certificates in Id and solve the payment pf si eome tax? Will it satd, woi dairy w heat situatiors, thus dissolving accept checks on banks, where other difficulties. you have an aceount, and cannot draw it put? What about money to pav street TEETH Theres more than one way to nr fare? Will government manuse teeth as a weapon In New ufacture plenty of nickies and York City Charles Risdell had rade them for scrip? bis wife arrested on a charge of In all the doubt there is one she r!ixo"dcrly conduct because tnrew her false teeth at him. thing certain. Make a note of it. AH this wiU pass awav. as other The w'.fv. Helen, Risdell sa d, lent li te horns end he censured troubles have passed The great her lu c mrt Mrs. Risdell was depression after Waterloo, the horordered to keen peace and wras rible calamity of the Black Deah in Europe, the Hundred Years paroled for sentence later. war, the Seven Years war, the P.E ONIONS Thirty Years war, all the other who probably wars and all the other panics. Mums, neve- - ne.-- d the one about fightREAL WEALTH is in Ui.ngs, ing file with fire, offered this not n printed slips ot pape" rreen cure to onion peelers: I have or yellow. The are all here, hvd ruch experience in trying the prosperity things that we aie beto stop fiom burstiminto tears moaning will come back, greater while pccung onions but the than ever enlv MiluLon is this Rlnce a And the millions of little of onion on ten of your people again wnl forget nil about their v bead h'e etimg on jbs Try it government and nil about their It w t rks for me and many problems A handful of b,g people o hers We haven t trie, it. will begin printing again tons of millions of shares of worthless Wood alcohol poisoning caused stocks The little man that steals enlv 12 deaths ip 132, as com- - a hat will go to jail. The big irt.l with 250 in IcBQ. man that prints the tens of millions of worthless of shares Ui or ctl" is to cut if stock will go to Europe the itr, te is f,r t d.ppcd m boil- f nd this w'l! again be GOOD, log w alec. , i j GLORIOUS OLD AMERICA. it Another step forward in work on the Logan federal building addition auth- orized at tho la,t sesaiou of congress was under way today John B. Lammers of the U. S treasury department and Charles F. Dutton Gf fhe postoffice department are in Logan investigating possibilities of temporary quarters for the Logan while the addition is bepost-offi- ce ing constructed. Other federal offices o the second floor of the present building will likely remain there but if a suitable temporary building can be found, the postoffice department may be removed during the course of construction. According to Mr. Lammers, a bu.iO ng to !fainlnc? fro u 15H) to I - square feet of floor space and with a vault is preferable. The building must be centrally located. He is at the Hotel and may be interviewed there by prospective business pioperty owners Mr. Lammers was unable to say just how long before actual construction would be undertaken, exthat specifications are plaining now being picpored. His present visit to arrange either for a temporary site cr for fpecinl arrangements so that tho work of the po.toffice may be cainod on in preeut quarters while building work is going on is a necessury factor in the specifications. The actual building work would be underway within a vear and possibly this summer, Mr. Lammers s tid Ec-cl- es The. name A moric. was fir t Merapplied to Central Brazil. cator, a geographer, first applied it to Uie whole known western woild in 1541. THIS CURIOUS WORLD - m A6RAHA(V i r iarl , THE GREAT LEADER. OF THE NORTH WAS A SOUTHERNER $ : LINCOLN WAS BORN IN HARDIN CO, KENTUCKY HIS WIFE, ALSO, CAME FROAA A SOUTHERN ' FAMtLy 933 bv tie sewviee. me. V THE TUSK OF AN ELEPHANT IS ONLY A TOOTH, AND A NERVE RUNS THE WHOLE LENGTH. IT IS THIS NERVE CANAL THAT IS VISIBLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF IYORV BILLIARD BALLS. SOQOOO MATCHES ARE STRUCK EWRYA1NU70, ' (N THE 'IE. oiaico. CAV Ijr |
