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Show swor-- PAGE FOUR THE HERALD-JOURNA- LOGAN, UTAH, L, - an field Newspaper C - - , The stiange theory of Treasury Secretary Mills that wealth should not be taxed, lest the wealthy go into a tnntium and refuse to dispense largesse to the humble finds tousideiable support fiom newspapers whose naivette is exceeded only by their sycophancy. Mr. Mills, you remember, is the society chap who, as treasury secretary, said he preferred to leave great wealth untouched by taxation, in the hands of the wealthy because the wealthy are so much better equipped to use the money. This theory also comprehends lifting all taxation fiom industry and saddling it on the rest of us. Then, say Mr. Mills and his newspaper hackers, industry will be aide to go ahead, erect new factories and produce huge quantities of everything.Oh,' yes, kind sirs: Ami who will buy these prodn ucts? This millions? Or the wealthy few? Maybe we dont know much about economics, but we have always been taught that demand foreruns supply; and that a nation able and willing to spend money automatically creates productive industry to supply its 't d w Who says t he. grow mg better? ! werld is not Tb baseball season ha-- i been In full suing for more than tuo uceks ami no umpire has been murdered yet! - Candidate for the Poison Ivy The bloke who knocks the club: home team just because it drops a Couple of games. - tax-ridde- HALL OF FAME BAHRBALL photograph Is that ot Horace Molecule, Wooh j o all lnl lowers ol llie pastime, Today' i Moleetile Mr. wants. This e oruuuie law has been casually set aside by Mr. Mills the greatest .seeretaiy of the treasury since Andrew I). Mellon, ('rente a supply, he says, and do , . mand will follow. Yeah, just like the demand for grain followed the grea! hum per crops of 1:I0 and l'.I.'il, we supjmse. Well, if those are Mr. Mills economics, somebody better gently pick him up and set him outside the treasury doors, be ore o wrecks the country ent irely. Is tlie little li mpeek' ed gink only five feet lull and with a No. II collar sit. who in A-- lib I hleiu-lt-Itiiu- s left-fiel- d THE UMPIRE!" 1 ferociously: "It II. I. I In the "spring a young man's fancy tightly turns in iboiightR of prying a baseball puss out of the sports editor. ' Lewiston News - DIAMOND DITTY They any that he who In -- .Hate In lent; well, Uml's not talk. Tbe plteber hesitated and The umpire railed a balk. . J ' - Traffic exw-r- t that suys pedt-s-trian- should wear clothes so that motorists can see them hotter. IT a motorist can't hit us In this hid gray- - suit, he needn't think to help him. we're " going bright-colore- d f MIL mi Ik wortd those lalm, men who "Oh, rriV Henry Ford predicts that workers will receive 30 a day in 1950 Can. we holdout till then? r I j j amt daughter of Mr .1 W Homan pleasantly surprised him at a party Sunday in to his seventy-firs- t compliment A birthday anniversary. tray luiuh eon Was served after whith (ui enjoyable soruil evening Was enjoyed Mr. Baman was presented a beautiful present. The following children were present Mr and Mrs Loyal Pond, Mr. and Mrs, Cyril Pitcher, Mr. and Mrs. Bert Glover. Mr. and Mrs. Reynold Boman Mr. and Mrs Milton Boitian, Mr and Mrs. V G Weaver, Mr. and Mrs Mrs' Bomaa, R. W,' Homan and Mr.' and 'Mrs, Golden Boman. Director William Peterson and C. O. Stott, economist, both of the USAC spoke, before, a group of, young married couples here Monday evening in the ward Chapel. The meeting was sponsored by the local farm bureau with President Merle Hyer in charge. A discussion on farm and house accounting pro The nous - ' two's TsogVat of tough guy 1 Alonuo MePorct; fWMI .Off hi Whiskers wti .in aebtyhaie torch! o ithMVftnwy U fust a case of find demand. Tour wife de- MW dress, and you, sup- TUdre is something in th theory that the world is flat. It is flat on its back, but it is going to turn over. Mft-ss- also spoke. The American Legion Auxiliary met at their regular monthly meeting Monday evening at the home of Mrs. J W. Boman. After the usual preliminaries the following program was glveh: Four vocal solos, by Mildred Glover, accompanied by herself on the banjo; a talk on 'Traffic' Safety for Children' by Mrs. Langton Barber. Refreshments were then served to twenty members present by the following ladles Mrs'. Boman, Mrs.' Stella Flippances, Mrs. Oka Lower and Mrs. Elmer Boman. The First ward choir is presenting a negro minstrel, April 21, in the ward chapel. Mr. Asa Thomson is chairman of the affair. The proceeds will go to buy new choir r d YE DIARY angry with my wyfe for minding nothing hut the movies, she having attended two this afternoon, which is folltn. And she mighty irked at my criticism, and doth snap back; "What do you know about the marie ? Th lant msglck lantern show yen did attend was n John Runny comedy in 1914." But Lord! thin do he a great lie, for I did see Milady Theda Bars in The Vampire in 1916! Abigail remember . . . both arms broken , - - - . , - k but he saved a bahy-lif- e. OBoy Break Both Artim After Put ting Baby Safely Bark in SPOTLIGHTING HOLLYWOOD , Logan Tuesday on business with government men. Mrs. Lizzie Hyer is visiting in t church collection plate oa Sunday-go- Bountiful for a while with her now the money that goes to daughter, Mrs Ottis Van Orden. Mr and Mrs. K. N. Chandler filling stations. and Mrs. May Chandler spent MonTodays Definition: A wife is a day in Ogden visiting woman who asks you to shake the BRIAND SCHOLARSHIP rugs just as you are about to fix vour Ashing tackle. A ' GENEVA. April 16 (UP) Au guste Zaleski, Polish Foreign MinPARTING SHOTS j ister, has informed the League of I hope you get sand in your Nations that Poland is prepared ! j to donate $2,000 for the creacarburetor tion of an Aristide Briand Scholarship at the International school, One-haAddled Axiom: M. Zaleski calls upon of the in Geneva world doesn't know what takes the other nations to contribute in other half so long to dress. order that the memory of Briand will be perpetuated at Geneva Every day something Is being done that couldn't be done Oil extracted from cherry pits is now becoming commercially HR Guaranteed not to shrink. , LOS ANGELES small, warm bit of life, and it chirped so forlornly that Kenneth Fletcher," XI, took pity on it BY LLEWELLYN MILLEft ,jlt Wgs just a baby linnet, helpless on tbe ground after it had triad its wing too soon and had So you tijink Hollywood are famous7 So' you fluttered weakly to the ground. film star the little bird think it Is an impossibility that , enneth picked and Garbo or, Die Up, put It in . his blouse The mother trich or Bar- climbed the (ree. Kenut fussed and scolded rymore , o ,x bird m neth. Kurt j He put llie fledgling back in ran pass unnoticed in u its , nest and started down Ihe crowd7 Listen tree, Something broke and he to this one. It fell t!ie rest of tbe way. But now they've got iiltus all hospitals sur- - fixed up . . . happe n e d .At the receiving his were arms found that geons while 'Do you use that EXTRA were filming broken room?" those seductive ads would that explosion suy and si wives and mothers SWEDES TO A IH scene ill "The were tempted Who and uttics rang to hammer16. (U . April STOCKHOLM, G and swished to flayed ing hundred liter of thousand liss Af and Cec.ige emerged all dolled up with A alcoholic beverages, will lie shipped wall board anil as 'sitting at the piano. bright ehiiiix bomb was supposed to be tossed from Sweden to thirsty Finland, on the window- - and a new the abolished pro. in a window behind him and la whlph recently electric light, , h Ration ,lw. So far, 25,000 liters and so became a spare room explode nearby. The charges had of sent,, .consisting been carefully placed so that 1 ht f or a "den" but quite lust their . a native Swedish old charm players would be fully protected, "brannym, a s taken there was a certain nervous-- 1 aess on the set just before they- focljtail before meali Some 25,000 What has the old liters ot .Swedish punch will also trunk that stood in t lieofattic coi. were set orf. shipped full ner all of th pieces somesafe!'' culled the . ."Everything was saving for a crazy quill director. United States is Ihe worlds body ,Tho old an clear?1 he package of faded letters queried largest producer of "Everybody poultry. China and down at the hotnm Are you sure?" .second. is After these questions had been, wrapped in a piece of white sutin - a pair of crumpled baby nuked several times, a young ' shoes electrician began to have doubts. middle of the afternoon, when There are no more attic trunks "Alt clear," he answered, "Ex- tbe lady of the bouse approached that little guy at the the director with a complaint. any more and precious few real cept maybe " . She said she bad rented her attics piano home for photographic, purposes AND, LISTEN: We have been And everyone fainted. x only. She would be grateful, she humming over the old song again and the gal is still waiting said if be made, oae of bis exIt realty happened. for the laggard sweetie Paramount had rented a prtr tras get out of her bathtub. Free but we hope he dodges her ir vate home in Beverly Hills for soap, she . said, and towels and bath-salts were not part of her the end and gets a gal with a interior shots. bit more enthusiasm . . . Things went smoothly until the bargain. , ... . Man Tune-U- p Spring Kate ft- . - i I, hen regi fur "All - Expense" Rales Or write for teservn-lion- s or -u ft 2 s t.i i I I I ft & 7 i 8 ONE, PERSON, 5.00 ' caret WEVUOUSE -- PsR Lake 5tx f, 1 i c , accessory items! fc Utah NEW 1938 GOODYEAR ALL-WEATHE- RS NcW Low Pnctf I . 0 Guarahteed GOODYEAR H PATHFINDER Supertwist Cord Tires CASH PRICES Fun E R HEAVY DUTY TRUCK TIRES 29XL75-2- iLi eg c, ' - 4 0 3Si5 32x6 34x7. 7 38x5.25-- 2 11.88 7JO . 38x3 4-- 7 aosSHaw-C- 4.18 14 7.65 8.33 7.81 143 3.85 41 9 soxloj.a 4.88 4.88 31x4 7.35 78 32x4..., .. 7.W 7.35 .. . S 31x5.25-2- 1 0 Tubs 147 8.83 8dl 846 887 841 8.84 l.M 64$ 64f s.s .7 6.H 1.33 5--43 21x5.25-1- 8 -- 20 3 2x6. 34I7.M-- 2 Is. IM-- 29z5.0-1- 9 3Si5.e-2- S yuH 34x7.5-2- Fein 29x4.5-2- 0 3Sx4JA-2- 1 28x4.75-1- 9 Orer.fr 5 In Ofina. N hX . Other sizes in proportion - EVEN LOWER PRICES ON GOODYEAR Other sizes equally low. LIFETIME GUARANTIED SPEEDWAYS cash raicM .RIPE TO v (1 . .el .4 a, . HELTh u, t- ff r $1.00 50c Third hour Tie ? y x 29x4.54-238x4.58-2- 0 26x4.75-19- '. 29x4.75-229x5.88-139x5.88-231x5.89-228x5.21-131x5.28-2- 8 9 8 . . . . . . 1 8 1 39x344 Rag. Cl. Second.hotir . ASK TO SEE TUB MARVIN DUNBAR, . 1 Aw. thee - . ii.O0f $1.$0 Up EXPERT VULCANIZING A Open 8 a, m. to ti p. m. I I ' i - j Blair Motor Co. :U . Stable Mgr. i j. GOOD USED TIRES' GOODYEAR ZEPPELIN , Every type of saddle and briddle desired! FREE RIDING LESSONS The academy is&jOipped witRH beautiful u riding range for your v.convenience, v r t , i Itjne in Goodyear Radio Programs, Wed. 7:00 Sat. 7:30 NEW $3.00 per day (8 hours). i Cache Auto Co. Iiogan , 0 ixr H Charges First hour REDUCED PRICES ON OK USED CARS AND TRUCKS . Rubber and cotton are cheap rifcht now why new tires cost, so amazingly little. And Goodyear greater volume millions more tires than any other com juiny brings yon matchlessly greater value. season you certainly can afford the best trade us your old tires for f 16 RIDING HORSES FOR HIRE lii and ooiiMStx of adjusting tappet. and points clean plugs adjust catTuietor check battery and generator and make other necessary adjustments. Special v thats ). 29x4.40.21 Tune-u- p low price on necessary i. $ PuU spa i k PLAN A Persons 2$ Dpyo and I Night Room, dinner, breaic fast, gmege, ticket r.a h ant theater wceir-end- a only). PLAN 50 PnMiM v Day and 1 Night garage, dinner, break-loaluhcfieou, 2 theater ti feels each. (Good any time ) , Lifetime - y in value this year! OranU it I Good-year- mg iiF W Oloo , BALANCED tiro s. when you buy Read why in Tha Saturday Evening Poet, April H. ; i . fur- ther del .uls. both tread and carcase are equally jtood. YOU QUALITY $ I? f BAIANCEDI BaUnct means that onjy Goodyear offers at thsee low prices. Com seethes new 2nd SPECIAL REDUCED PRICE! .tef-m- mors? (CD Regular Puce $1.50 I choice costs no painl-biush- j ,t tire ond-eho- ic when FIRST Id-- One H Chevrolet .Why ! 'Bed with a sec-- , they h Motor f sun-strea- T Newhouse Hotel PRICES! how That's another puzzle Inheck could a Swiss family be Robinson? but never mind i . . - by and by the rain would and the white sunshine stop would filter down through the washed air and flood through the dormer window onto the , rough plank floor and if you moved the dust would rise gently like a golden fog and the motes would go drifting through the if you waved your hand in the sunlight the molim woulJ duuce and Sway m giddy tiulrs Tree-Ne- j Applesauce says she cun way back when the NEW LOW It was such a called lf ' Home to supper, where a little g , Kenneth Fletcher books. Mr. G A. Hogan, sugar factory field man for this district was in ( 4 ..." po-b- Jeets was the feature of the evening County Agent R. L. Wrlgtey evt-niu- Klf inn an tw6 kinds, of men In , 1 you wait for me dog-eare- d multi-millionai- re la s Attics have been practically ruin ed for us by the pictures in the womans magazines and attic used to be the sort of place you could sneak away to on a wet afternoon and listen to the rain pattering on the shmglei and ou could he down on a lot of old rugs stowed away up there and dig out the copy of Diamond Dick or Old Cap . , Brady or go having fun about a desert island all dressed up in goat skins-- r with the Swiss Family TIIE STRANGE CASE OF OGDEN MILLS H windstorms and late freezes have Virtually destroyed the great fud grain acreage of the southwest Other sections have also been hard hit and unless favorable come with growing conditions weather changes during the next 10 days, prospects will indicate a still further decrease .in the acreage. The quota of foreign wheat which countries are allowing European imported has also given impetus to the raising market Rapid depletion of world wheat stores is ' occuriag. . . DROP, PRICES UP CHICAGO, April 16 (UP Failure of the winter wheat crop in the southwest has been given as advana-mthat was a line of an old the cause of the steadily wheat market by experienced song we found up in the attic observers in the wheat pit of the one wet Sunday afternoon Prices of but it seems silly when you Chicago board of trade more than come to think of it because if futures has raised to the guy she seven cents during the past week she really loved Since the governments April I would wait of a 458 000.000 bushels just like we used to wait for forecastwhich is 319i00,000 bushels the Gift in .the dear, dead days crop except upon those times when she was so anxious she was there ahead of time . . . Boy! That's Love . . . There - Howdy,-folks- under last years harvest, the estimate has fallen rapidly, drought, CROP ESTIMATES WITH JIM MARSHALL Afternoon Every Week-da- y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center Street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., and entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, $2 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year in advance or 40 the month. Outside Cahe Valley, by mall $5 00 the year. GUmaa, Nlcoll A Ruthmau. Special Representatives San Francisco office, 625 "Proclaim Liberty Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. 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