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Show ' PAGE TWO THE HERALD - JOURNAL, LOGAN. UTAH, OCTOBER MONDAY, The A OH GtCODni&hT, BE RAKED UP RlGrKT 1 CM NCVf DO THAT A uTTuE LATER , CAm'T I 7 OC'KiT Afternoon Week-da- y THEM LEAVER Mft'. Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Every al PuMuhcd every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at the postoffiee Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, $2 50 the year In advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mall $5.00 the year. 12, 1931. BY WILLIAMS OUT OUR WAV Herald-Journ- , 7 SOO RE RtGrHT" The word: Exuben. What it means: Uacterized by abundance or fcrabund-ancHollywood , . . Esther Ralston plenteous; luxant; lavhas a lovely story about her ish; copious or excese m proBlanche duction. two Where it came hi: Marian Webb. Latin exuberantis. tee , abundB i anche is ant, from ex plus ubu-e- to be 16 and has her fruitful, originally hi uber fertil; aki to uber. Her. boy GOiMCr To OO VX , vmHiLE SUES NOV-- J SAE ,'so TH most she's "THE -- TaikiK vmoRV-- CREATURE amO X a akT HER e; ABUSED step-daught- and D vmoRvYikiCt 'O'J ARE , SO VOu vjom't thimk ou're the most abused person vmHEm Proclaim liberty thruout th land the vmorlq im THE WiMOOvs Gilman, Nlcoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTT1S PETERSON, Managing Editor firsti a friend- M a r Just looi AnD viOolL n is The moons maxim temper- and is filled 244 deature at mid-da- y with excitement grees Fahrenheit. over the event. spends her most of Th Supreme Altorilji11 talking about him, WEBSTERS NEWjVY Why do you so . like him much? Miss Ralston ? asked, DICTIONARY after Marian had spent a good part of a dinner hour extolling ft his virtues. Heres "Well . . . every single thing the about him is nice, she said. But the thing I am just crazy EVIDENCE about is his southern drawl! 13 She time THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promo tlon or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. U' GOOD WAGES MEAN GOOD TIMES. Russell Mack, director of The sat Spirit of Notre Dame, down beside Deiiria. the extra girl, in the studio lunch room one day. Jim Crowley, former Notre Dame gridiron hero, came in. Who Oooooh, Mr. Mack! it or not, there are people going around proving that low wages will bring back prosperity. They argue thus: Eighty-seve- n per cent of the cost of everything we use goes for labor. Therefore, if the cost of labor is reduced, everything will be cheaper. Therefore people will buy more . . . Oh, yeah? Buy more with what? Less wages? Prosperity is not made by sellers, but by buyers. Good times dont depend on but on buying power. The more buying power people have, the more they Believe Howdy, folks! According to a news item, style, ex- perts have designed an Empress Eugenie hat for men. Gashouse Gus wants to know if he can wear a fe&therc boa, zat? exfamous four horsemen, plained the director. I never saw that picture. Valentino was before my time. little Deiiria shouted spend. too. pvQ Farmers, do you dread the shooting season? Do amateur the name on all the towels on hunters mistake your cow for their washline. deer and 'A blaze away at HOSPITAL REPORT harmless -- J Then bovine? yon will be inPhysicians today announced terested in the recovery bill drafted by of ' Anthony J. Con gressman Cuthbert Corn-cake- .'. sports-This bill own, who suf.would force all fered sn sttsok i hunters to u of acute in dlbulleta l', e s t ion isst (robber hli c h Will frek when . $ ate throo baked bounce from tessyi ) hide i 'and ' hit Saabs, - which, the it later, tamed the careless huntsman . inCorii-eaGive CohgtesfeBian out, WWW nlay ' pigeons cooked eye- , by mitfejM. your strongest support! tor J. W: Ault, Photo by B. N. Daniels -- t the f the Bleep, well-kno- bad .,, ke tp - 01 yt 11 Jj, Fanlou sciential r says that Epitaph on a tombstone: Here lies a lawyer, an honest moths dm stfag.- - No doubt, their favorltaUpstepHon is; My Litman." How come two men to be tle Offer ffefee Ir tthe, Vest. burriMt la woe grave.--Contrtb. YE.D?UtY . , (October Day) La ye long abed, t h- - i blAek- - cigarro ' and lai ifst (Sign reading "The (Use of the House of Rothschild,, end would here I'ont Spin ' tbs Roller ;' finished it,- - too, but that Dame Up the Towels; It WtkM . did. make loude Humor Guests. down the dumbv waiter withthe beldame beiow-stair- s. Little Homer doth pracYou can say 'this for & she will out- tice tubes i on his Boy Scouts grow her silliness 20 years from bugle, and Babie Humor doth dash in and out of mv bedroom now when she is 25. . on her velocipede. A pox on a familie that will not let an OBITUARY VERSE aide man enjoy a quiet SabShe slipped on a rug bath mom! At the top of the stair; The Reverend O'BIugg Said the fnneral prayer. Nlmsta. a new alloy described as Little Homer Humor, Jr., says alloy is new being made by the the new family next door is Krup i Munitions plant in Gernamed Pullman, because tnat is many instead of guns and shells. - li)'-(Lord- ' chit-ter-chat- ter 1 - - u $ PAT mothers get grav. AJHW Off cause it is pretty' terrible nobody wants to believe for instance that the world will go on having more and more fearful wars until it, finally wrecks civilization we like to kid ourselves BY JIM MARSHALL that we are progression somewhere toward some glorious Lincoln Steffens who used to goal but the truth is a bit difbe a muckraker says he has ferent so lets keep on kidbeen practicing the art of ding 10 . . . last lor the years dying" When I decided to die 10 Mr. of course years ago he writes I gave realizesSteffens that all his muckraking up all my responsibdities was utterly futile and that I arranged my affairs in are worse now than ever things wrote will I order proper .my were I am as free as theyand so convinced of the bo man can I a dead and ony of doing any can sit back on the fence and impossibility in the world he merp-Iwatcli tho waves with a smile good" and sits on the sidequits lines and watches the circus which Is the most sensible Mr Steffens of course has thing for anyone to b the translated merely AND, LISTEN: It all boils idea into the down to the idea that its a Die notion wonderful wor.J to look at but maybe a better idea and live In and have a good still is time in but that trying to renobody -- seriously contends form it-- is a waste of time that the humdrum lives most of and energy just . . . us have to follow really constitute living . To lessen the hazard of forest . and so the only thing to do is humdrum along for the fires, Michigan conservation officials are urging that ;11 autonecessary number of years and pile up a surplus and then mobiles be equipped with ash trays. quit and start living . . , The Wage-cutter- PROTECT OUR DUMB ANIMALS! OBSERVER At the Capitol 0 One of the most enduring and popular stories the American stage has known made its local talking picture debut last night at the Capitol Theater where it will be the attraction for 3 java more It Is The Squaw Man. produced by Cecil B. Demllle for Mayer. Demllle has assembled a re markable cast for his presentation of the famous Edwin Milton Rojrie play, rated with Uncle Toms Cabin and Ben Hur among . the firs t three most popular stage tales the U. 3. A. has known. : Time has not .dimmed in any way public .enjoyment of this story, moying quickly between English castles and the Arizona battle country. The action has been modernized, but the back; ground is the same as In the past, a strong, gripping melodrama with a conflict of blood Now that I am dead ties, Indian and white, that writes Mr. FJeffens I can drtns with box office potentiawrite honest opinions All my ' ' . lities. life Ive been trying not to lie but no one wants to know the mag-nifcent- ly Metro-Goldw- ... vi Get-It-an- d- f- THIRTY-SEVE- N TO ONE The odds against any single number winning any tune the ball is twirled on a Monte Carlo roulette wheel are thirty seven to one. A winner on a single number at roulette receives thirty-six times the amount of his stake. Herald-Jouma- L - truth , . tional as the standard at thoriry. High Officials ha all branches of the Gov vr&Ateot indorse iu The Colleges voted overwhelmingly in lax or p W ebster a? standard of prooi&ociaiiott m to Questions submitted by the Chicago Woman thats partly true and partyou dont have to die to How Acting on BOTH upper and lower bowel, the German rem- t- just works better with all good tube; ' WE REPAIR ALL RADIOS Now Playing iCECIL Ty i tt. A - THt - AC Name a of candidates for Jlavor, Commission and Auditor of Logan City as they will appear the S 8t tlie Pnmar-Election to be held Oetor 20, A2tt By Cou'an German Treatment Stops ConHipation n. BAXTER write honest cf, inions we have been writing them for years in this column and making more money than we know what to do with at it but its true that people dont want to know the truth INC edy Adierika stops It brings out the poisons which 1C MEftftUU OMhANY gas bloating and bad If infantile paralysis does not cause SlfMJttt. sleep. City Drug Co. (adv.l cause swift death, scientists have found that its next worst . effect is causing inability to breathe. ? When the disease attacks the muscles which exnund and contract the lungs, they quit working; the victim dies of suffocation, not disease. It is to keep such victims breathing that the Drinker respirator was Invented three years ago by Prof. Philip Drinker and Louis Agassiz Shaw ot the Harvard school of public health. 700 The machine weighs pounds, is a metal box into wnii.ii a person - unable to breathe voluntarily is sealer, all except his head. Inside the box a vacuum is created by an electric pump. The vacuum pulls up the persons chest, drawing air into his lungs thru his exposed mouth. Wfypn his lungs fill the vacuum is re-- , We have installed a new ancim- - j pushing out the used air. proved tube tester. Weak tubes i the J Kept alive in this manner a person may recover use of his most frequent radio disease. Any idio i lungs. (SaEDfltiofl ly not BY MCA SERVICE, 1 MON N POP The Government Print inf Office aw Wuhuigtua UKi the New interna- lO'il- 1931 Science News If you sat down and wrote Quality work and reasonable the truth about things people commerthe in prices prevail would shy away from it be- cial printing department of the Hundreds of Supreme Court Judges concur in highest praise pi the work as their auiiionty. The Presidents and De partment Heads oi all Lading Universities and Colleges give tbor In dorarmtnt Club. The more they ?iend, the more jobs there are. The more jobs there are, the more money there is in circulation. Vice Versa: Lower wages, less buying. Less buying, fewer job3. Fewer jobs, more breadlines, more charity meaning still less for working people to spend. s are unpatriotic, destructive, traitors to America and Americanism. Good wages, good times. Joe Bungstarter will never be able to wear a Eugenie hat. He says he would die of the giggles with one of those long ostrich plumes tickling his left ear. cried little Deiiria. Mr. Crowley was one of the sales-efficiene- y, j V By LLEWELLYN MILLER PRACTlCiMCf V4AFTA Talkie Trip Ciitematers V Jul PREPARE , dj)ne drop t does the trork of three ' One drop of Schilling Lemon Extract goes further than any other kind )axt can boy. And there's a reason. Schilling Lemon Extiact contains 3 times the amount of lemon oil required by the 3 times as Pure Food Laws much! And more than most any other you can buy. That is why it goes farther why it imparts a. richer lemon fiator. Schilling extracts spices -- FOR MAYOR FOR. .... Wni. Eva, Jr. A. G. Luntrom (Vote for One) WEATHER1 FOR COMMISSIONER The old mey go into a any tlma now. Then it w'rl! Iso good to know your coal bln is well stocked with good Peerless Coal. tail-sp- There coal Is no W. G.laik in Parley Pones C - G. W. : better . coal better mined -- than Peerless. It comes from the best Utah Coal fields and is mined-- or Linuwt N. W. Mle.v (Vote for One) FOR AUDITOR Wm. C. Eilnnd perfectly prepared for burning In any size desired J. Elyde I I 1 J (Vote for One) II. R. Person Sold Exclusively In Logan By CAUL W. SANDERS ' COAL& Phone 293 WOOD 804 N. Main t: Attest: II. It. PEDERSH, Reader. j |