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Show THE PAGE TWO. TSa I MiraiMJ(0)i!iimall A listen to dial! Every afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Published Sutiday morning and every week day afternoon, except Satnrday Federal Ave , Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newsand legal holidays, at matter paper Co., N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s at the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March S, 1879. Subscription price In Cache Valley by mail, $3 50 the year In advance, by carrier $3.50 the year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 36-3- ft the year. Proclaim liberty thruout the land Gilman, Nlroll A Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office. 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office. 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 St.; Detroit office, 1120 Fisher Bldg. Full leased wire of the United Press. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation, N.E.A. Service, Western Features, and the Sctipps-CanflelNewspapers R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Msnager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor A if QUICK THE TRUTH Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. I r , im M IDEAS: AMERICAN AND RUSSIAN i r rfi at T an it W It m fl a n ia la j n AC Our "Will you," write two readers, "tel! us just what ails the Russian government Surel Sure! To our notion, just what ails the Russian government is its basic idea. That idea is that everything and everybody exista for the benefit of the state. The state ia everything; the individual, nothing. The basic American idea is exactly opposite: The state exists purely for the benefit of the individual. We are not arguing that this ideal is carried out as it should be. It isn't. There is a growing tendency to submerge the welfare of the individual for the benefit of the state and through the state to a few million officeholders and parasites. But Russia says the state must survive even if all the Russians have to die to preserve it. America says that the individual must survive and the state must, if necessary, die to preserve the individual. Its merely a matter of choice which idea you believe in. We believe in the American idea. ,i i: When a Crisis Comes 3 H i hs ' u n or nc IHI n at lo ( n f made up of crises which must be met squarely and promptly. A Federal Building & Loan Association Income Account enables you to meet your crises with security and without financial worry. You owe it to yourself to investigate. The life of the average man . fa la In i n is t if ! 6? WITH SAFETY. LY INTER-ES- T PAYABLE MONTHO R QUARTERLY. S' A Hdtlty Yi.nn he would like a few raw filbert meats. So he went to the patch that is banked up against a dozen square miles of very wild forest and he came back pronto. Dad. the squirrels have taken every nut olf the tiees. In two days: It sounded imposI ambled to the filberts sible. and, so hellup me Joshua, if the durn squirrels had not only clean ed every nut off the trees, but they had carelully knawed open half a dozen samples under each tree and left them as a final in I knew that all the nuts suit. read this corner, but until then I had not suspected that the squirrels also put oj their reading glasses and followed my copy with - poison next spring, B. 1 never fun or not could spell squrrel. Contract For Sewer Work Is Advertised Manager Ernest Earl of Fire, stone Super Service Station No. l and Vernon Bindrup of Providence, shot their limit of chickens in the Buist, Idaho, district Thursday. They made the trip in Mr. Bind, tups car. They report being off the highway ana crowded struck broadside by an auto driven by a Ploymouth, Idaho, resident. They were obliged to leave the car there and send a wrecker for it Friday to tow it into Logan. For construction of the Center street sewer line in the newly created sewer district at an cost of $8500, a notice to contiactors has been issued from the office of C. T. Barrett, city engineer. 8, at 6 September Tuesday, p. m. is final day and hour up to which time sealed bids will be received at the engineers office, according to the notice. esti-male- d SUNDAY, AUGUST 23 hee-ha- - I fun. N. Bluebird Ice Cream Special lai t little 9 3 1. e --0 it( a 1 . Tre-mo- IP. turning 2 3. By HILL BILLY Men who lost money following the optimistic advice of financial leaders should list the expenditure I trust I have a sense of humor involved under the head of prophet The true sense of humor Is : est lost. and indicated by the ability of the possessor to laugh at liliuself a Human Nature: ABklng your heartily as be would laugh ai atwife why she doesnt dress as the same Joke on the other fellow tractively as your stenographer. There are multitudes of people Crabbing because your wile spends who have a hearty laugh over the $14 on a new hat. aged fellow, three feet ahead, sit ting suddenly on a cold sidewalk French writer says Americans on a frosty morning, but when Bet he never they step on a banana peel, and lack imagination. heard an average American tell impede traffic, while newsboys how much better he eotild run the laugh heartily, they get real mad business than the boas. Such fellows are afflicted with shrewd interest. delusions of magnificence. So we buy our filberts this winDrat it, the text is going to be POEM FOR YOUR ter tee-heain't we got fun? ASHCAN longer tnan the seimon. "BUT those durn squirrels I bet The modest pussyviller year 1 related how I had a fine joke on the digger squirrels Nods by the babbling brook; We write this for a filler ihipmunks, etc., because the young we haven t been down to look. filberts produced plenty of nuts, but there were no meats in those The tribe of squirrel reA city mans idea of the wide nuts. open spares is where Ihere is 15 ligiously picked every nut; gnawfeet between him and the car ed into it; discovered no kernel, and got so durn mad that they ahead. piled up ungnawed nuts about the YE DIARY entrance to their domiciles r on the pesky Durn good (August 21) Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d by simply AU GUST SUNDAY. HERALD-JOURNA- L Mighty earlie up, and to playing sweet musique on the harmonica, did applaud and when finished loudly, for Indeed It do be as tweet musique as ever I heard. And ao, donning my gowf panties, do hie me to the gowf course, wnere play with greats skill and dexteritie, especially on the No. 3 hole, where I would have made a birdie, If i had not dubbed 5 shots into a (and bunker, lost 2 gowf balls In the wildwood and broke my mashie on the approach. And ao, mighty proude, to the rw, 0SoRe Humor Howdy, folks! Mr. Coolidge is reported coming out in favor of beer. Light or dark, Cal? printery. Style hint for women: A tin painted black and with the Joe Bungstarter tried putting a rlm turned down rakishly on one smallpox sign on his summer cotside, makes a stunning Empress tage, but it didnt do any good. Eugenie hat. His folks declared they had ail been vaccinated, anyway. 4 MEN OF DESTINY Class Dismissed. - quirrels. Ten days ago, I went over the filbert trees and found them load ed with immature nuts, and i discovered that every nut had a fine, sweet kernel within. Why last year these filberts bore meatless nuts and this year they produced every shell packed with nourishment I do not know another of natures little mysteries. So, when I went to town, I told the family that we would have a peck of nice filberts for the winter fireside. Son came back with me and he had a notion that 50c PER QUART CHERRY ICE CREAM " AT ALL i Bluebird Ice Cream Dealers pie-plal- am Always alive to changes of fash- ion, Adolph Lum-- b a g o, popular cafe owner, announced t o day A WIZARD By W. that the little paper t k I r t a on chops lamb served In hie res- lengthened of an inch, ona-tent- h eg!nnlng Mon- Photo by Niels Jacobsen. a . IN MEMORIAM Beneath thla sod Lies Alonzo O'Flynn; Mistook the lysol For his bottle of gin. Who says that radio is not of marvelous Invention? Think the Jazz crooners, political orators, elocutionists, sopranos and Hoping anouncera that you dont have to eft? fellow is We always feel like we had been treated that way when an oily tongued salesman tries to sell us something which he knows will not benefit us. One of the foundation principles of and Sons business is Betler lose a sale than to sell something which will not benetit the customer" We believe that a merchants first duty is to help his customers prosper and we are trying to do our duty, first, last and all the time. Wed much rather write a gag for a newspaper than tell It on the stage. Theres less danger of being hit hy a rotten egg. FEDERAL F'lerton of Well, he is one of those people who pat you on the back before your face and hit you in the eye behind your back. taurant would ba day. M. What sort this Brown? Gcg what a ball game! 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