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Show hTTi5-- f TAGE THE HERALD riX. The A Herald-JournExery JOURNAL, I al Week-da- Iul'li In t nl 7"' "i I Cnittr slrce', Log.m, Utah, by Cnhc Valley N w paper matter at the mstoffii e, Logan, Utah, under the Co Kntiinl us m mi'l i Sulv-- i ript ion net of Man h 3, ''7'.' price in Cat he Valley hy mail, $2 50 the Outside $3.70 a year 111 advatuc or 40c the month by advance lairar in year Cache Valiev, hy M.nl $no the year. sOilman, Nunll Ar Kiithm.in, Special Representative- San Francisio, Chiiugo, New York, ltoston and Ditrutt. R. V. MARTIN, Adv Mgr Humor lt is not HoxxCy, folks. who can talk on every bod polities," declares a leiturer.to Well, that is something be thankful for. a According to scientists, baby has an expectation of three years longer than that boy baby. This is only fair, because has so much more to say. - life of a she Editor OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Proclaim Liberty throughout the land h ? this Again the department seooH world! Alwive is a signals used hy the diagram New York Yankees in the World Series. The signals were diseov-ere- d Goulash, our by (merge sports editor, and their meaning is as follows O: Whos your blonde friend in the grandstand? Some pip- pin! How about a game of pinochle after the game, Ike? Q: How many cakes of yeast are you putting in your homo brew these days? R: Why didnt you slide, you ' d baboon? Afraid to get your suit dirty? nesiier of the j I i alwavs veiling for international are those who need help. In other words, they want the United States to diag them up from their slough of despond. We have quite a job to do in dragging ourselves up. but the vvailers elsewhere ignore that. This nation, which got started without international and in fact in the face of international opposition needs world help less ttian any other. Our first duty is to our own citizens. After we have put them on their feet it will be time enough to worry about the rest of the world. In the past twenty years we have gone to the aid of the world on numerous occasions, always getting our fingers burned and coming out labeled as Lncle Shylock, etc., etc. But vve never seem to learn. Let the rest of the world go ahead and if it wants to; nobodys stopping it. And let us attend to our own business, first. We dont need the rest of the world half as badly as it needs us. Wdiat foreigners mean when they talk about is: Tou give us everything and we give you nothing. . . . Weve' had too much of that sort of thing already. Sitting Atop the World , "We must says a letter e, Spotlighting Hollywood WITH JIM MARSHALL long-eare- By Llewellyn we anono help Lid Gee Gee runt understand gut today-"- ull other . . . why the sponge cake she made yesterday was so tough. She said tho and it goes on to preach old myth of as that both of the sponges she put in the cake were nice and fresh. a panacea for our tils now a little about one per cent perhaps THE SEYEN AGES is all right but any more than OF WOMAN that is a curse The infant. The little girt. as a matter of fact coopThe miss. eration is what has The young woman. tho country and will wholly Tho young woman. wreck it unless we stop helping woman. The young others and start to help ourselves The American Political Note: back-scof a arc race people It has got so that life for the drivers in government. average man is impossible unless he has the of literally CAMPAIGN Bl'LL-ETIIf elected to thousand of others and if any office, I promise links in the chain fail the whole thing collapses the voters an and ecoyou can wear a pair of shoes surely a simple enough nomical administration. I will act hundreds of people must get run the office on together and subscribe capital. hundreds more must supply business, and not raw political p r 1 buildings machinery advertising Candidate. sales efforts and heaven knows Miller ... Hollywood It was a natural question to ask, after seeing the eyes of every man on the set follow Lilt Damita's every move, for she has that something which makes her im-e n scly attractive to at least half of the population. W h y dont you get mar- d ried? D a m I t a paused for only 1 a moment. tell you!" she are 71 mirrors!" decided. E e n my ouse I ave a peecture of every man I ever like . . . but also there Just recently she has changed her first name from Lily to Li!L The studio thought the latter more exotic. The name Damita was given to her by the former king of Spain. It means Little Lady. what and if they dont you go They took Joel McCrea out of baretoot Tess of the Storm Country because in one scene he had to be This is all wrong because it pulled out of the water by Janet needlessly complicates the busiThey thought he was too ness of living and because it Gaynor. looking for a little thing hefty piles up the cost enormously like that to manage, even though everyone depends on some- Dolores Del Rio had saved his one else for the barest necessities life for the camera In much the of existence and if one person same way in The Bird of Parafails everybody suffers dise. the only thing our Today So they put Charles Farrell in great thinkers can imagine to that part. help unemployed people is that Now where is the moral in that? the unemployed people should 4 find a master to go to work for! isnt that smart? material- Any s i Sometimes it seems to us that the world is made up of two kinds oi people heroes and zeroes. ! j ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: There are wimmen who only feel refreshed after a good cry. j j : s Our mail convinces us that not pE.sing!e sucker list was lost in (the great stock market collapse in rtober, 1929. YE DIARY !l I . ! t i -transportation o The whole country has become (Lords Day.) I'p betimes, and a chain of 125,000,000 links dressed the children lor kirke, and each link is supposed to anon do drive the petrol buggy do and its share of the pulling and (round to the front door, and when hauling Damn Humor doth see it, she doth of course the weaker links wax mighty sareastirk, saying: and so get thrown out What a prettie gasoline chaise! wont nobody joins up the stronger What beautiful rustic doors it do but links because have, and how thick and lovely the and so for all its impossible practical purposes moss do be growing on the fend-.j'rthe whole chain is useless And to thinke that it do be only nine years olde! But Lord! I were wiped If all do believe she do speak only in out tomorrow there would be a (cat, for the petrol buggy do give little bitter hardship for awhile laugh t of trouble, except, perhas, but people would soon learn to m windy nights, when it do be own feet and difficult to light the acetylene stand on their fight their own battles And so to kirke. 'miMlIimps! and theyd be ail the better it The Irpst-o-lit- c tank i.s getting for as long as people are delow, poppa. pendent - instead of indcendcnt there will he misery and suffering best The AND. LISTEN: j way to ilral with these nuts is to tap em on the head and have the mortician rail ITS A t EE K WORLD around. RIBBED Gus Chapin, 67, retired skipper of a Lake Michigan steamer, believes all the papers say about Chicago, and then thinks its not When he went for a enough. short trip on the west side of the city, three men waylaid him, took $20. all his monfcy. Gus hailed two men in an auto, asked for a Instead the pair ride to town. took him into an alley where they took what he had left his watch, glasses, knife and even his chewing tobacco, before they released him. s! IlITt HER Thurman hitch-hike- Nation-wid- e searches for owners doing it The latest contest is one sponsored by the Publishers Auxiliary, n newspaper trade paper. whnh Iris discovered three apparently all of them lied for shot lest name honors The three men are Messrs Ek. Ey and lx of Richmond, Va, Columbus, O, and Charlottesville, Va , rc.prctivclv The contest seems to have start'd afler the death of H. P. Re of Uoklwatcr, Muh, foimer holder of the world s short name title VV. K. immediately sent word from Richmond that he was new holder of he title, but his el,mm was contested hy F. J lx and J. A. Ey. If decided by linotype operators, tx would undoubtedly win without sny question because it requires icss space to set his name in 1 I" requiring smaller pe, the pace than any other letter. BREAKS BONES " CARRUTHERS, Calif. Oct. 1. t Hi These young fellows who whoop and holier and prance Mound ought to be more carefu 70 fractured r.V his J and broke a leg when he a here, eentln tuK-w- Science News knows that Nenrly everyone carbon monoxide the fumes, from the exhaust of which an auto, arc deadly poison if breathed by humans, yet G. A. Bartholomew of Cleveland, O.. has worked out a motor which reburns the gases and increases power. The new engine is of radical design, half its pistons being It larger than tb other half has only half as many spark nlugs, valves and intake and exhaust manifold openings as does an engine of ordinary make which has the same number of cylinders It works somewhat on the order of a compound steam ena in When the explosion gine small cylinder is almost over, the resultant gases pass into the adiacent large cylinder and are mixed with plain oxygen Here continue burning, thev using un the carbon monoxide and producing additional power with less fuel consumption. Bartholomew placed one of his engines in a flivver with surprising lesults. d hitch-hikeDrew, his way right into county (Iowa) jail the r, Marshall the other day. C. E. Wicklund, sheriff of the county, was who picked up the man. When he learned his name, he drove light up to the jailhouse. "What?" asked Drew, "is the idea?" I have a warrant for your arrest for child deserting, the sheriff answered. Its lucky I you thumbed me for a ride. didn't know where to find you. SMITH DY It was Smith day recently in court at Oklahoma City, Okla. F irst on the dockets was the case of settling the estate of Ella K Smith hy F. C. Smith. W. F. Smith was attorney. Dale Smith, deputy clerk, kept the records. Next case was a guardianship entered for Dorothy June fmitn, whose stepfather, L. M. Smith, was named guardian. SMOKELESS It s going to mean a li. of money to Myron Templin of Wabash, Ind, if he can refrain from smoking until he is '.'1. Under terms of his father's will Tempbn will inherit $10,000 at that age if he has kept away from tobacco Otherand intoxicating liquor wise he gets nothing. The youth Todays Oddity of slant named are epidemic. All of a sudden everyone seems to be 3, 193 2. co-n- e has I six years to go. BIG FEET Possibly if Eddie Carrol of Indianapolis, Ind., had smaller feet, his sentence would not have been so harsh. But Eddie, who fell asleep on a lawn in a Dark in an intoxicated condition, left his feet protruding over the sidewalk. They were ruled a nuisance and he "created a disturbance. A judge y sentence. gave him a 180-da- -- By, Ahem LOOK VJHNT; WELL, ILL WHET5.E THAT AH' HOW he come into A LUMP OP SUGAP THAT SIZE GAME GOES TO COLUMN AN' HE: WOULDN'T 61VE US A TUMBLE THAT HE WAS VV ull. Anyhow thats the way things looked Saturday at the stadium as the Farmers ran rough shod over Montana State college to win by a 26-- 0 score. It was their first victory in a six game Rocky Mountain Conference schedule. This week, the Aggies play Colorado university, admittedly the strongest team on the east side of the Rockies and can the local outfit invade Boulder successfully, they have a golden opportunity to make the same high mark registered last year, second place in the conference. VARSITY SCORES AT WILL Registering touchdowns in the first three quarters of the game Saturday with the first string varsity machine pushing over the first two in rapid succession in the first quarter, the aggies looked iike a real conference title possibility. A much heavier team with a line that will average close to 185 pounds and a backfield at about 173 puts the Aggies on a level basis with most of the Big Six teams whereas before this year, they huve consistently had a handicap of from five to ten pounds to overcome. From end to end, the Aggie in great shape line performed Saturday. The shift of Forgeon to the backfield has not affected the center of the line to any great extent, Brady filling his shoes in good style. A substitute, Frank Whitchouse, went like a million dollars while he was in there and between the two of them, the F'armers are well situated in that particular position. The Farmer wingmen this year, Johnny Hull and Os Gunderson, make the best combination the Aggies have had there for several years. Gunderson has all of El Smiths attributes with the added advantage of about 20 pounds, something that is a decided improvement. End runs and smashes are not going to be simple for Farmer opponents this fall. W ARD LOOKS LIKE REAL COMER The other first string linemen, Vranes, Law and Ward all did great work. One change has been made on defense, Ward pulling out of the line occasionally instead of Vranes. The sophomore star from Boxelder high school is doihg well and looks like a cinch for an berth before his v college career is over. The Farmer Backfield Friday presented one of the most versatile outfits Romney has put on the Burke Fry field for sometime. looks like the answer to a prayer Of some of years standing. course, he has had no real test as yet but if he performs as well against Colorado university as he did against Montana State, the Aggies may rest assured that that important position is being well taken care of. Red Osbourne, Cotton Tolman and Briggs give the the Farmers everything in the way of a rounded out, ball carrying backfield Osbourne for the ends and cutbacks through tackle, Briggs for cutbacks and line drives and Tolman for those forays through center when ever anything from two to ten yards is needed. Whats more, every man in the backfield can run interference and run it well. Briggs, filling Schaubs shoes, looks like a comer of the first rank. Schaub, should he be in condition again this year, will meet stiff competition from Briggs. combination of A Dean Humphreys and Aland Forgeon went great guns during the second half of the game. With Forgeon clearing the way, taking out two and three of the opposition every time, Humphreys off two beautiful end runs. This pair will be a cinch to see action during the remainder of the year. The Aggies again played more or less under cover Saturday Their aerial attack was confi.icj to those surprise shots over the center of the line and nary a one was complete. The complete retinue of plays with some additions. will get a going over this week with particular attention being applied to the overhead attack. UTES TROUNCE COLLEGE pinch-hittin- g let-le- 1 - l. J' K Ill l i hide. it f SERIES an' listen to him SCBEECH SCOUT LEADERS Rocky Mountain Conference SCHOOL IS SET TEAM STANDING CHICAGO, Oct. 3 U P) The New York Yankees were hailed as the world 3 baseball champions today without a dissenting vote being registered The American League cham. pions rode to victory in the final game of the senes Sunday by the total of 13.6, chalking up their twelfth successive in victory world series competition The 2 Yankees won the series with records of four straight, wins each year. It was not Babe Ruth, who fan. ned twice with men on bases Sunday, who brought the New Yotkers their final victory- - In. stead, it was Earl Coombs, Joie Sewell, Tony Lazxeri and Bill Dickey who took over the burden, knocking Guy Bush, Lon VVarneke and Jakie May out of the box and plastering Burleigh Grimes hero of the 1931 world senes, in the ninth inning with little re. gard for his reputation. The Cubs made a valiant stand, scoring four runs in the first in. rung, and for a while in the eighth it looked as though thev might come out on top. In that frame, they filled the bases on Wiley Moore only to have Jurges and Pinch.hiGor Hcinslcv pop up to retire the side. The total of runs, 19, nnd tin four game total of home runs, 11, were feature records of many that were broken during the games. The series financial melon v.as no record breaker although it netted a totaf of $363,822 27 with the Yankees receiving $152, 8T. 35 and the Cubs ttui.870 24. Tho will Yanks, individually, get around $51X81 for the four days of plav while the Cubs will net about of Discussion program activileadership training was school with five sessions the business of a Logan district scooters meeting at Cache Valley council headquarters Sunday in the public library. Denton Rogers, district camping committee chairman, presided at the gathering to which 40 scout officials and others interested in scouting turned out. Talks on the program ahead were given by District Chairman John Anderson, Mr. Rogers, Commissioners Harvey Campbell and L. E. Crookston, and S. V. Prows, court of honor chairman. The first session of the leadership training school for scoutmasters, assistants, and troop committeemen, will open with a session held in conjunction with the monthly M. I. A. union meeting. $UKH) ties including Last Weeks Results ' University of Utah, 54. Colorado College G. Utah Aggies 26, Montana State 0. Brigham Young U. 38, Western State G. Colorado U 31, Colorado Mines 0. Colorado Aggies 12, Colorado Teachers 0. Denver U 12, Kansas U. 13 (nonconference). Wyoming 28, Chadron, Neb. 6 (nonconference). This Weeks Schedule Utah Aggies vs. Colorado U at Boulder. University of Utah vs. Nevada at Ogden POPE TO SPEAK AT IDAHO RALLY IRESTON County Democratic Chairman E. S. Merrill has issued a call to all in Franklin county to attend the rally to be held at the Chamber of Commerce club rooms Friday. Mayor James P. Pope Idaho, candidate for the United States Senate, will be the principal speaker. Judge Moigan of Boise, candidate for the State Supreme court, will also speak. A rally will be held at Mink Creek in the afternoon and the Preston rally will be held in the -- evening. GRAND THEATER (non- NOW PLAYING conference). Brigham Young U. vs. Occidental college at Pasadena (nonconference). Denver U. vs. Colorado College at Denver (Friday night). Colorado Aggies vs. Colorado Mines at Fort Co- One Of the Finest Pictures of the Year! llins. Wyoming vs. St. Louis U. at St. Louis (noncon- ference). Western State vs. Colorado Teachers at Greeley. Montana State vs. Southern Branch of Idaho Bozeman (nonconference). all at Wellsville News The Madre club met Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Leona Bailey, to spend the time in Music and social chat sewing. were enjoyed. Dainty refreshments were served to 14 members. Mrs. Walter Perkins president was in charge. The lesson meeting will be held at the home of Mrs. Jane Glenn Thursday afternoon, October 13. Mrs. Elizabeth Bankhead will give the lesson. A party was held Tuesday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. James Bankhead in honor of Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Webb of no-ho- st no-ho- st sett, Mrs. Sarah Williamson, Mrs. Milhcent Maughan, Mrs. Biel lu Archibald and the hostess Mrs. Ruth Jensen and two children of Brigham City are the guests this week of Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Riggs. Mrs. Fern Murray and son spent Tuesday at Mendon as guests of Mrs. Andrew Lamont. Mrs. Lamont Leishman and two children of Nibley spent Thursday as guests of Mrs. Leishmans ents, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wy- (O lr att Mrs. Audra Turner, Mrs. Ethel Jones, D. H. Maughan, Miss Martha Maughan and Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Webb, of San Diego. Calif., were the dinner guests Monday evening of Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Maughan at Logan. Mrs. Arlo Blanchard and children of Chester, Idaho, are visiting with Mrs Blanchard's parents, Mr. and Mrs William Brenchley for an indefinite time Alvaro Leishman of Los Angeles came Friday and spent a few days with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. David Leishman. Mrs. Parley Smith entertained at two children's parties in honor of her daughter Jeans sixth birthday anniversary, coming on Monday and her son Clyde's eighth birthday on Wednesday. Ten little guests were included in the first group and fourteen in the Music and games second group. were enjoyed and dainty refreshments were served. 0 .Sr t 6 WORTH $5n, boo BOSTON. Oct 3 OTi Liquor valued at $50,000 formed part of the estate of Charles H Tylei, Boston attorney, bequeathed to the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. 12-- 12-1- FINAL 1927-28-3- San Diego, Calif., who have been house guests for the last week of Mrs. Audra Turner. Guests were seated at one long table holding a bowl of fruits with tall pink taners ia pink holders at either side and vases of rosea at the ends. Rooms were decorated with auWhile the Aggies were sounding a strong warning to their victory tumn leaves and vases of roses. over Montana State, the University Covers were laid for the guests of of Utah was sounding a veritable honor and Mr.- and Mrs. Bessie trumpet call with a convincing Jones, Mr. and Mrs. John Gunnell, 54-- 6 victory over Colorado college Mr. and Mrs. Howard Jones, Mr. It was the usual story with a and Mrs. Hebcr Bankhead. Mrs. the Audra Turner and Mr. and Mrs. wearing down attack during first quarter, then a sudden at- Bankhead. An evening of music and social tack Shat ran up four touchdowns vrs chat followed dinner. before the second quarter A over The Utcs, with the victory, party was given Tuesmerely confirmed suspicions that day afternoon, bv a group of relathey are again the team to beat tives and friends of Mrs Millie Baxter observing her birthday anin the conferenie. Brigham Young university got niversary at the Baxter home. The Wesoffense rooms and luncheon table was their clicking against tern States at Gunnison to chalk decorated with vases of petunias. up a 38-- victory but the Aggies An afternoon of music and visit.should do the same or more whi n ing was followed bv luncheon, they meet the Staters in Logan serxed to the guest of honor and a week from Friday. Mesdames. Cloe Maughan, Fannie On the eastern slope. Colorado Brown, Selina Maughan. Manila university looked good with a Perkins, Margaret B Maughan. H. Cassie Maughan, victory over Colorado Mines while lerusia Colorado Aggies had unexpected Brenchley. Therese Wvatt. Julia Colorado Theurer and Wahneta Parkinson. trouble to win over 0 Denver lost an Out of town guests were Mrs. Teachers intersectional tilt to Kansas uni- George Gunnel! and daughter Eleanor of Richmond and Mrs. John versity by a single point. while Wyoming pushed Chadron Milton and Merrill Baxter of Hy-ruNormal around to win as they Mrs. Rex Wintle was hostess to pleased, 28-members of her sewing club on Eighty per cent of the torna. Thursday afternoon. An afternoon does occurring in the United of music and social chat was folStates are between coon and six lowed by a dainty lunch served to m. Mrs. Fern Murray, Mrs Edna Bas p 31-- 0 CLEAN UP IN WORLD CAPPYINCb CAP60 LIKE THIS BY OTTIS PETERSON Maybe these here Utah Aggie fellers have a purty good team after VAIS A.T did WIN I) half-brok- INSIDE BASEBALL - i girl OCTOBER OUR BOARDING HOUSE FIRST R. fil C. 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