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Show THE IAGE TWO. HKKAUI-JOURNA- EOT, AN, 1, FEBRUARY UTAH. WEDNESDAY, rA If Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Afternoon Every Week-daPublished every week day afternoon, except legal holiday), at 75 West Center street, Logan, I'tah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co, and entered as serond-cliis- s matter at the posloffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, $2'0 the year in advance, by earner J3'.n a oy nia.l $5 00 the year. year in advance or 4( the month Outside Cache Valley, Gilman, Nicoll & Kuthman, Special Representatives -- Kan Francisco office, 025 Market St ; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave ; New York office, 19 W. 44tn St ; Boston offiuc, 18 Tiemont St ; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg OPEM TK IIP! AtstO lit BACK DOOB SvxeeP II!.' -- ,1 WAtstT"rt ONI Proclaim Liberty throng limit the . land" TReDAvEniPcRT, AistD HE GETS UP FOR VajHEni MORE CRACKERS, HE LOCKS LIKE A Ctro-r- nrn n TIIE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has nny connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with nny political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publiiution of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service A GOOD MOVE, MR. PRESIDENT! lioudy, folks! awaits the seientist a way discovert) small liny of the fortune A who first a to eure sniffle. eight-cylind- t ! Ezra liiii'licniiy, 'a sc No, 1476. 33 year Old, suffering from severe bruise Inflicted 1. V a rolling pin, Mr. 1inchpenn), who is v e r y put a mousetrap in his trousers pocket w hen ha hung the them chair at night, ltis wife is being We police, iiending an in- niirnl of his mysterious init over he held vestigation juries. by-l- When a movie star wants to simulate tears during a tragic scene, Nho no longer sniffs lit an onion. Khe merely thinks of th 20 per cent cut that has been made In her sal.iry, and the tears flow like Niagara. . A small town is one where you - e Af T,' t K.,c,. to School ' FORGING x Hazes. Waiter, bring- - ns forging, - A .; i , HuW to become a millionaire: an that will 'automobile Invent', stores. sell in- 3r . . av V w r ,,r -- m - - , TE IMAKY (Februarie 231 Retimes to breakfast, where did . tell my wyfe: Well, ihys daye do hr the birthday of Handel, the musiniie-mnke- r, who did be born in 1685; and it do he the anniversary of the Battle of Buena Vista, which was fought in 1347; and the first revolver was patented in 1836; and Napoleon escaiied from Elba In 1813; and th,vs week do also mark the birthday of Buffalo Bill and Henry W. Longfellow! And Dame Huiiiot mighty astounded st my vast knowledge of historic, sad da eoiuplhnent me i on my gteat memorie, and 1 do thanke her for her kinde words, albeit do not telt her I did get the facts, but a minute previous, from an alnianaek. And so, whistling to the printers1. mer-rili- e, A diplomat is a man who can get his small bov to take castor oil and make sarsaparilla. him think it REVENGE A Uhiuh By LLEWELLYN w have about made up Hollywood . . . Oh' So you believe that Hollywood uses scorns that no matter what don't more cotton stockings per caphappens the rich always get ita than any better of it and the poor other town in worst of it. I'0' the - fur Wiser men than e have Stales? Well, liccn protesting against this sort the fact reof thing for centuries but nnlli-mmains that, in seem to have been donenboii1 town it. where -- we have been m ankle s oursel! poor for years -- and seem to bo get takes and we are tired ting poorer shortest step of it. to fame, cotton stockings are used by It came to us suddenly the gross, other evening over a glass of even tho they sarsaparilla. in sell other "We'll neyer., get anywhere places by the we said to the being poor ano. re spoor movie - dozen, Gift . 4 said she practically sible. "WeTI"', talkof the the first not In days j be rich and see 'why if it gets you anything?" ies, cameras had to remain in denot. you "Yes, why big one spot, but with the rapid loafer?" said the Heir who velopment of , sound recording, at school it has been made possible to move lpurns such language the or some place. all over cameras place. And with them move the grips If there was any good to be and photographers done by staying poor and fight- SQUEAKING we would g, SHOES ing for the poor on trying it. Shoes squeaking against the but apparently there isnt floor or clicking heels create a congress has Just handed terrific uproar in the microcouple of billion to the rich After experiments with and told the poor, to go jump ir phone from felt to rubber, the lake and not be anarchistic iteverything, was discovered that cotton by asking for a handout. cut and slipped over if we were rich we'd get stockings, are the best noise Jcuden-crsome of that two billion but shoes as we're not we just have tr The life of a sock in the stuchip in for the benefit of the dio is one day. And that is how bankers instead. Hollywood does its bit for the "If you were rich" said the simple life. Gift "you could go to Genera Among (he things von may Dawes and borrow a few millior not know is that a talking picand then we Could have a goo ture was made and screened 19 time and I could have a new years ago a and hat frock It was shown at the Colonial maybe spring "You wouldn't need to pa thenter in New York on Febit back ever ruary 17, 1913 Thomas Edison because nobody pays bn'k money" he borrows fron made It, but it met with J tie the govrn.r.ent favor from the audience. "Yes" chimed in the Her "and I could have." Pign on a Hollywood theater: "You go up and play wit, Edward G Robinson in his d we said sternly-'anradio" your most exotic role. "Tile Hatchet don t start reeling off yon Man lists of wants here" Another rivitl for Garbo? to be rich United the the dentist Is lliil Maehient; He's got his landloard For a patient. is the v s. 1 ' The first thing you need to be rn h is a good lawyer -- to tel' all the strictly legal ' way. Mcvcr hear of a fellow working you of stealing other people s monev a woa small on salary crushing and it nny lawyer wants tr man's heart and being sued for with us -- - we'll split with him breath of promise? and he ran be the master mind and get out injunctions against When love grows cold, not even sending us to jail and arrange a sealskin coat will keep it warm with the umverstie to give us in exchange degrees honorary omnes. Exeunt for a few thousand dollars heck' well be rerich' KIDS PATRIOTIC spectable. too in no time DAYTON. Or. Feb 24 UP. Mr AND LISTEN. Dick Stevens, a farmer south of said the other dHy that the here, has three patriotic kids-n- ne cure for unemployment was work white, one red and one blue. and so. of course, the cure for They were .born during a snowand so we is wealth storm. The nanny has her hands poverty all become s patriotically must full with the triplets : j a; solve everything weulthy STATE BUIS RABBITS HARRISBURG. Fa. Feb 24 if -- j bits trapped in I'ennsylvama The commission has authorized nurs- erymen. farmers, fruit growers and others under special permit to trap rabbits, whieh are proving a no i hu nee and causing property damage The commission will buy the animals and will use them in restocking other hunting areas. Elder j Wijford Halt and Dr. Pedersen of the U. S - A. C. were the speakers in the First ward on Sunday evening. Mrs Salina Hammond entertained at a quitting on Friday evening At the close, refreshments were served to Mrs. Sylvia Fife, Mrs Matilda Hansen, Mrs. Verana Tibbilts, Mrs. Annie Schmidt, Mrs Lillie Hanson, Mrs. Lunetta Chugg, Mrs. Emma Bullock, Mrs. Emma Hammond and the hostess. 1 he Daughters of Pioneers held their meeting Thursday afternoon at the homo of Mrs. Eliza The following program was rendered, topic, Irrigation of Utah, Mrs Lula Hansen; vocal duet, Mr and Mrs. Arthur Olson; Story, Mrs" Cumorah Alder; vocal duet, Denton Mathews and Mrs Wilma Zollinger; piano solo. Miss Ora Zollinger. A social hour followed and luncheon was served to about sixty. Miss Lucille Fife entertained the members of the S. O. D. H club on Friday evening. Sewing and a social evening was enjoyed Were ,aftd dainty served Tb' twelve girls. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Barrett of and Salt Lake spent Sunday Monday with relatives here. Mr and Mrs. Wells Whitney of Brigham made a brief visit with Mr and Mrs. Leland Zollinger on Monday. A number of friends of Mr. and Mrs. Andy Anderson pleasantly surprised them on Saturday evening. House games were enjoyed and lunch was served to Messrs and Mesdames, Morris Smith, Budge Low, H B Campbell, Jr., Walter Fife, Jesse Jensen, Dick Young, E. A Chugg, James Gibbons. Fred Jensen. David Ranzen-bergeF. R. Checketts, Mrs. Agnes Hansen and - the honored guests. Mrs Fred Jensen entertained at a quilting on Friday evening Those present were Mrs. Ella Frank, Mrs Emma Frank, Mrs. Mrs Emma Hattie Zollinger, Renner, Mrs. Teenie Frank and the hostess. Refreshments were served. Mr and Mrs Floyd Barrett and Mr and Mrs Jesife Jensen were dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs A M Hammond on Sunday. Mr and Mrs. Erving Jacobsen were dinner guests of her parents, Mr and Mrs. William Checketts on Sunday Mr and Mrs Don Stoddard and children of Bingham are visiting with her parents Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hendricks. J F Astle returned home last Thursday from a business trip to Grover, Wyoming. A number of our boys attended the ski jumping contest in Salt Lake on Sunday The public schools are practicing an entertainment to be given in the pavilion on Saturday evening. The public is invited to attend. i. r, TEDDY, JR. INI ITED PORTLAND. Ore., Feb. 24 (ft)' '.4 ( HILDItEN Colonel Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., f the Philip-micFALL RIVER. Mass. Feb 24 governor-generH I'c Mr and Mrs Louis Cavalho. has been invited to attend who rerently celebrated their 28th the American Legion national wedding anniversary, are parents -- onvention here next September from the of 24 children. The coupt were rs delegate-at-largmarried when each was 15 Philippines. e Cool-idg- Pi - The State Game Commission is paying 50 rents each for live rab- al q No More Gas Hyde Park at party In Stomach-- ' and to their and Bowels after and I Burns Right the was held Mrs. Wilbur of Mr Hancey orr Wednesday evening in son Blame Compliment A no-ho- home entertainment The features of were games music, rtH to ba permanently ft Too served of nos n stomach and bowtia, which refreshments were h Bnnlmnnn Csa Tablet, whtch to the following guests: Don Balls, mn prepnrncl Mpecially for stomach fa Eldon Hyde. Miss Gwen Balls, 4 all Uie b4 atiacta veoultsag Iran Miss Phebe Hyde, Miss Elaine M proinif. I tat fhristofferson and the guest of empty, gnawing feeling at- fh Mt of 'the stomach will disappear: that honor niJoot, nerve feeling with heart pat Bishop and Mrs Orville Lee of eitatton will vanish, and you will again were visiting relatives d able to take a deep breath without Paradise v a discomfort. here on Monday. - That - drowsy, skepy foehn affo Mr Mrs Gloyd Hvde and and dinner wiU ba replaced by a ieira foe Avon and Vila, and aftertaiinment. Bloating will cease. daughters, Vwr limb, arm and Angers wjR no Mr and Mrs. Heber Balls motored loAgar fepf cold end gn tep to Brigham City on Sunday and Bsalmwnn s (, Tebkts prevent Imm rntfrl-ri- n with the- circulaC spent the afternoon visiting at . tion. Get the Eretiulnt to the yellow the home of Mr. and Mrs. Lyman at aay good drug etora. Price $ Purser and family. For Aa!e By All Logan Mr and 'Mrs. Floyd Neilscn visitors of Ogden 'were week-enpruggit at the home of their parents, T " Mr, and Mrs. Thomas Nctlsnn , t. : UTAHS BEST , , - J tiw ' . Economical Ilireh In I'ucl Value In Ash Holds Eire Longer -- EVANS I COAL & ICE CO. pack-pga- d i . COAL AK W . We-Giv- e rnoNH S. & 124 II. Green Stamps I j S j Q WnuAr5 orr Z PAT SERVICE CA 2W INC Smithfield - 4' MILLER PCG 19J2 9 r Oh Yeah ? p r- Providenqe Cinematters JIM MARSHALL Hts CHEST - the rail up Cehtra! to ask her how to get mk stains out of your new linen tablecloth.- OFF GETTlhJG A Load - 1 DECREE GRANTED Divorced are Mr. Anil Mrs. Bonking; He praised another . W Oman's cooking. . BY returned while in POWDER if The Observer stingy, a BAKING often-nonsensic- Heniy Ford announces that he car on will plate an the market this spring Now watch for the Austin company to put out a bantam motor bus! Wheeler Wash-ingto- fellovv off. Before, x have to Svncep "The whole house HE LIES ' Miiiu,. home son" by David Jensen; the by Colonial dames and gentlemen by grammar grades; dull, "The Boise Valley. Flag Colonial children, The ward reunion held Satur- American from the life of Episodes day was s decided success from by Grammar grades, Virstart to finish A short snappy danced in Washingas reel program was rendered alter which ginia by ton's grade,. Primary day served was lunrheon a delicious Banner school and to one hundred and fifteen peo- "Star Spangled congregation. finple. The grand ball at night Wayne Webster and Margaret ished the day s enjoyment lee Owen characterized George and cream and cake were served at Martha Washington. After the prothe dance Messrs Lee Melvin, and gram the children enjoyed a darnheeler and Vern Nelson Jesse ing party It was a very striking furnished the music program which will long be reMrs. Emma Jorgenson of Huntsmembered ville is visiting with her daughter. Miss Orba Jorgensen, who is the We are profoundly thankful that principal of our school this year. Wall Street has made no billion-dollthe stake James B McQueen of loans to Japan. We don't high council and Christian Han- want to go to any more of J. P sen were special visi'ors to our Morgan's wars. Sacrament meeting Sunday Miss Maud Webster spent Saturday night with Mrs Belvi U heeler Ellis E Wheeler left Sunday for California, where he will spend a few months with his brother Fay 15 heeler Mrs Ellen Jensen, with sixteen young folks spent Sunday evening with Mr ar.d Mrs S J Webster and daughter Donna. Andrew D Mortenxen of Preston Fifth ward was in this community Monday on business Webster spent Miss Gladys Tuesday night with Miss Loretta Auger Samuel V. Webster, who has been work.ng for Ernest Ppatig of You save in tiling Mapleton, Idaho, is spending this KC. Use LESS than ol week with his parents, Mr. and ebster Mrs S J high priced brands. ' Monday evening under the ausashers pices of the Parent-Tea- i sociation with S Vern Nelson in children gave charge, the srhool the following program in commemoration of the Bicentennial of George Washington: and Song ' America ', school Christian prayer. congregation, Larsen: song. 'Yankee Doodle," First, Second and Fourth grades: welcome. Margaret speech of Owen: drill. "Ou- - Washington.'' of a dance Colonial children: by M1LUOMOFOONDS8USIP Washington's dnv, primary grades; MY OU COVERHMEN reading. "Johnnie's History Leg- - Melvin TUuc, EATiNICr CRACKERS, President Hoovers stheme for a reorganization o'" the federal government, and elimination of worthiest and tax eating bureaus, wins our hearty support. Urn's something destructively constructive. There are scores of Inneaus in Washington, eating their heads oil. Many of them actually make them own laws to a great extent. Most of them are utterly unnecessary. There are so many that they overlap. Every American ship, for instance, is focced to abide by regulations of the cusioms department, the immigration department and the department of commerce. Any shipping man will tell you it is practically impossible to operate a ship without breaking one or more fool regulations. The three departments have no whatever. Bureaus stay in power simply because congress lacks the courage to do the needed surgical work. Half of them could be abolished and millions of dollars saved without the slightest decrease in governmental efficiency indeed, with a great INcrease in that efficiency. The president has started a good movement, should be kept going until it succeeds. Glendale News after spending BRiClCr THE. BROOM OUTSID& y 1932. By Williams OUT OUR WAY The Herald- - 24. i A , c SOI AfiE MEAL DIDNT A MEAN ROUND HOI'CAM. By Kent B. II right (Special Correspondent) TONOPAH Nev. Feb 2! A rancher in the Fish Luko valley, a few miles west of Tonopah, hired an Indian named Charlie to pitch hay The first night Charlie was given a dozen hoteakes fm his evening meal There was a bread shortage at and Charlie, after a hard day's work in the field next day, was again served hoteakes Charlie calmly filled his plate and began to trim the edges off tho cakes, leaving each one square. The ranch lady looked on in amazement. What for you do that, Don't Charlie?" she asked you know that flour is $100 a sack; why the waste? "Last night,, nie catum said-mchby ,50 . .hoteakes, me Charlie, Heap good likum, but all night she turnup 'round and bound inside me, all same wheels no ketehum of clock now I fixum much sleep . no turnum 'round now . . ketehum heap sleep tonight.' V Mour-lenscui- . . ... .... . The Literary dub met at the home of Mrs William Cantwell Mrs Leonard Thursday aflernoon Kon read MyStory," by Mary Twehe guests Rhmchart Rjbirts S penal guests m- wire present ludtd. Mrs Laura Tonlsnn, Mrs A EwGeoige Toolson, Mrs ing, and Mrs Seth Chambers Mis Kobcit Gi iffiths entertain ed at a dinner parly Sbmtay afterThe guests noon at her home William mi mued Mr and Mrs Cantwell. Miss Iamb Mourtenson it tor Mr of Salt Sugar City. Mr W lllartl Mourtenson, Lock Spigngs Mrs N it hail Done and soil, and Miss Carina Nilson of Deerlodgc, Mont, left for their home Monday. Daughters of the "loneer.s will hold their meeting Friday at the library building tit 3.3h p m The public is melted Mr and Mrs George Toolson and son. Grant, left Saturday for Twin Falls where they will spend two months. purhas Parley P. Bingham chased the business of the Bine Blaze Coal company of Salt Lake Leo O Low City,' ht is assisting Mr Bingham . . DROVE OFF EI.K YAKIMA, Wash, Feb 24. (ITi Roving elk will not attempt to get their meals from County Game Warden Joe Drolets hay stacks for some time. Drolet rigged a shotgun up with tear gas. near tie hay stack. The next morning ha found slow tracks toward the hay stack and hasty steps toward the tall timber. Sifilt-hfiK- |