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Show r TIIE PAGE FOUR. IIERALD-JOURNAL- LOGAN, UTAH. .' FEBRUARY'S,- - 19 32. WEDNESDAY, By Ahern OUR BOARDING HOUSE The Herald - Journal A LlS-fe- Afternoon Every Week-da- y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., and entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Val'oy by mail, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year in advance or 40e the morth. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. San Francisco office, 525 Gilman, Nicoil & Ruthman, Special Representatives Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44tn 801 New Center Bldg. St.; Boston office, 18 Tiemont St.; Detroit office, -To THIS Y About peiaJg a globe-trotte- r LEAVfie YbR SOUTH SEAS So up all old Uncles Sam and poor old France mark I heir goods for side in gold and the rest of the world cant see why it should pay a premium of about 20 per cent. It just stops buying from countries and goes to trading in silver with itself. It's all very sad, and what to do about it noliody seems lo Know. . . . Maybe we ought to play with silver, too or else shut up shop and live by taking in each II oteake, imiiifnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiitiitHiiiHiitiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiijiiiiiMinim i OBSERVER;! I The , BY JIM MARSHALL' 1 iiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiM le and so, aayB a letter from RMH, Humanity must continue pushing nature farther and . farther into the background and , substituting law and order . . . We have been hearing a lot Babe Ruth has received $1000 off and on for the past 20 years for permitting his name to be used about some alleged conquest of , on a sausage. . nature1' (triumphantly engineered Hot- - dog! by man but we have never run Into DEFINITION i any distinct signs of said vicPeace: Something that never tory and we would like to know stays in a house where., there where they are and wjiat conage two or three children of quests have- been made hfcrh school age and only one ' oar. Somebody tells us that human Social Error, No. 7693; Handing is a conquest of nature a copy of Ballyhoo" to your min- flying or that building ships to ride ister when he asks to see the storm at sea is another conany Missionary Review, quest iv or that running trains at 60 POLICEMAN WINS miles an hour is a victory over PROMOTION Patrolman Rufus 3. Soupbnne, the Old ' Lady must boasts well known police officer, has just makebut all these dame the old chuckle d beep named head of the in and sleeve her mayLost Collar heartily be that's- whats making all the Button bureau lately earthquakes of the local po earthquakes of those- things we being on lice department. haven't yet conquered It will be Officer Sou phones duly to respond a conqueror who has to e m e r geney to Anyway conobey the laws of the e Van-tirails from isnt much of a victor to e i t i x e n s quered" our notion whose collar of yet all our "conquests bed. under rolled the have buttons nature were made simply by obeyn hounds will Trained ing natural laws and when we be used for tracking down the van- tried something else we invariished buttons, it is announced. ably failed often with fatal rePhoto by Harry Clark. sults an airplane stays up only so In Boston, a special automobile long as it obeys the law of poor, used is with a magnet attached, conquered nature and when it for collecting nails and tacks on breaks the law triumphant man the highway. is usally pretty shopworn and Shucks, our car will do that with disintegrated. its tires alone! . - -- newly-create- collar-butto- this 2) and that on my ticwritcr, and Bahy Brrw doth stand ut my and giving me good wh fkmUly she doth suyt Ihuhtii, will you let me write mir column for gome day? I know how to yu Npftll eat and rat and other big words. And I eoulil put in those funny little dots just like you do. Huacstly, iludilir, I roiild write it And Lord! I dmild not easily. the, rosy cherub could do it, for she Rath long been practicing secretly on my typewriter, ns evidenced by smudgy little finger-stick- y candie and on the keys, A Messing on f JIM, NtttaU xanv! !, -- j t m Earn while you learn, Try Lydu E. k t Pmkham's Vegetable Compound SEEfAiG TSAKE led Herself to Sleep . iv . EKE OUT VICTORY The Logan Seventh ward eked out a victory over the Ireston First ward at Ireston in a pracat tice game Tuesday evening Preston. Tile final score was A return game is scheduled to be played in the Logan Seventh ward Described as the picture with a hull on Thursday evening. thousand laughs, The score: Stepping Sis ters, the Fox comedy based on LOGAN SF.VKNTII Howard Warren Comstock's stage farce of the same name, comes to the Cnpitol theater Thursday for a run of three days. The principal roles are enacted by Louise Dresser, Minna Oombell and comedia trio of Johyna Howland, ennes whose talents are' said to make a peerless combination. Miss Dresser will be recalled for talking roles in Lightnin, Caught and other recent productions. Miss Gombell scored successes in Bad Girl", and Sob Sister before she was assigned to her role in Stepping Siste-s- ," and Miss Howland is famed for her role of Mdbel in Tno Go'd 0 0 on the stage and for D. Hurd, lg Diggers in such picher performances 10 7 5 19 Totals tures as Hook, Line and Sink or, The Cuckoos" and "The Virtuous Sin. William Collier, Sr., who porCOLLEGE COEDS trays an important role, is one of the outstanding comediens of the stage and has been successful PLAY BASKETBALL in many screen productions inAnnabel! Afcluding The Brat, fairs and Up the River. Other in Phillips, whose performance The girls' class basketball series The Spider" won him wide acon January 27 in the who began Munier, claim; Ferdinand ladles gym at the Utah State scored in Ambassador Bill, StanAgricultural college. Four games ley Smith of musical comedy fame, have been played to date and a Barbara Weeks, Mary Forbes and number of very fine players have comediRobert Greig, a been discovered. Each team will an of unusual talents. play every other group twice, The plot concerns the accidental making twelve games. Two games meeting of three former members are played each Monday and Wedof the chorus of a burlesque show. nesday night. This takes place at the lavish Long The seniors won the opening Island home of one of the trio game from the frost by a score who has become a prominent of with Doris Farr of the member of society. winners playing outstanding ball. game went to Stepping Sisters" is declared to The junior-sop- h Pearl Wilbe retreshing new and extremely the sophomores, 7 goals of The dialogue, too, is liams. soph, scoring diverting. 13 made. said to be of high witty calibre. the On February 1, the sophomore The play was prepared for the and screen by William Oonstdinan, juniors won their tilts from and Seymour Felix, celebrated as a the frosh and Juniors respectively. director of dance ensembles for B. Evans of the sophs and Verda the big revues and musical shows Hodgson and June White of the senior! starred in these games. in New York, directed It. The senior class have held the s all pennant during their three years, and there is keen competition in the series to GREAT BRITAIN keep them from annexing it again Mrs. Carlisle, women's physical education director states that an WILL BACK OUT excellent brand of ball is being played hy all of the teams in this 23-1- 10 24-1- 13-2- The ward Sunday School (inference was held here last Sunday. The report of Supt A F Dailey showed a niuterl d no reuse in the enrollment ovi r last ye n the of and also m efficiency teaching staff. The old corps of officers was sustained to art for another year. Stake Supt. William A IT.iwkes of Preston and Linotta B Arihi-balof Dayton were the visitors Roth tor the stake hoard the school Oil Hie splendid showing Mrs D W Butt us enlert. lined at a parly for her daughter. !lis. Lueetta Archibald P ruiuy evening at the Bultnis home. The evening was spent with various games, music ami social chat after which refreshments The were served. following friends were present: Bishop and Mrs. Godfrey Schwartz, Mr. ami Mrs, Walter Beutler, Mr. and Mrs! Earl J. Atkinson,, Mr, and Mr.i JdsephNuf'ftr, Mr t and '1.1 rs Reuben Archibald, and Mr. mid Mrs. D. W. Butters WICKS V pat orr sca strtvicf imc. d PLAN TOURNAMENT for si bcdulc of the Cache Vanguards tourstake for a Vanball nament has been arranged. Games are getting underway this week and should, be by completed March 5. Eai h team meets each ward each once and team other shall make the necessary arrangeA ( ompli te the L. B. d BUSINESS TEAM -- OF PRESTON WINS BusiPRESTON The Preston ness men came from behind in a game with Weston here Monday night, To win by a score of Pearson of Weston, was the big scoring ace with l'l counters. How-- , ever. Cull. Neeley and Pratt all counted heavily for the Presfon-ite- s to bring them the victory. hard-foug- 36-3- Americanism: Voting for bond issues; wondering ulty taxes go up. l PAKktR h turn Balsam ImpaHsioiorand Beauty tot.ruy and Fulrd Hair afUnrems 6oc a 4 Hjrrnim Hi'rtfwf hfm NT Andersen T EX A CO BIG FIGHT CROWD , THURSDAY NIGHT Service Station 3rd South and Main all-st- Two shifts of eight hours each for county workers engaged in clearing snow on county roads blocked during the last few days were authorized by the commissioners after R. E. Butler of Trenton had recommended such action The first of these shifts started work Tuesday night. 1l Is Now Managing The A record crowd is expected at Allen's Arena Thursday night NAME CONSTABLE when a big fight program Reduced prices have is staged. within the exhibitions the brought FOR CLARKSTON range of everyone. Ira Dern will meet Big BUI Tolliver of Fargo. North Dakota, in the feature finish match while Appointment of Sherman Stuart. Rough House Jim Lindsey will Clarkston, as precinct constable in tangle with Clarence Smith of that district was made Tuesday Salt Lake m another finish affair. by the Cache county commissionFat Clark will don the ers. They met Tuesday instead against two colored boys gloves from of Wednesday, their regular meet- Salt Lake while Mike Byrnes will in order that various meet Battling Rhoads in the two ing day, county officials could attend the fist ic features of the program. state convention of count) clerks, The Detton brothers. Dean and auditors, treasurers, assessors and Reed, will both be on the program. recorders scheduled to be held in Dean will take on Bill Longson Salt Lake City Thursday and Fri- while Reed will meet Ralph Mor-leday. Since 1929 Clarkston ha had no constable, the one named by ballot at that time failing to qualify. S Former Manager of Conoeo Station at 3rd South, and Main c a Brunswick Tires Five Point Batteries Texaco Products 1 - - - DICK QUINNEY PRESENTS - l i - - A Bigger and Better Show At Reduced' Prices Ringside Seal ! $1.00 Free Ladies - IRA DERN JIM LINDSEY Fri. - (I'otir Sat. STEPPING DEAN DETTON F r i ' VS. a h BILL LONGSON (.10 Rounds) Miluit.s. . J Fall Win) 1 MIKE BYRNES VR vs. REED DETTON .ir BATTLING RHOADS t Fall to Win) (HoMn Four Rounds) ALE. BETS A EH E ETA - LOUISE DRESSER MINNA GOMBELL JOBYNA HOWLAND ' LOGAN Wtflicmi COLLIER, Sr. FOX is, 7 ' t RALPH MORLEY, (30 Minutes, A (Onp Fall To Wilt) BOXING Fat (Mark vs. Two Colored Boys from Salt Lake - r CLARENCE SMITH , (Finish Match) .Thurs. - vs. BILL TOLLIVER 'C? !.- PICTURE ' W CENTER 29 t THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4 Tickets on Sale at H. & M., B. . - )'.?- ii - 8:30 P. M. Bateson and Owl Billiard Parlors 4 pments i, v y - DANS PlLl i e CACHE VANGUARDS DAYTON- SEVENTH WARDERS class-serie- - Coach Dick Romney Thursday afternoon for Montana where they will open the second half of the schedule against Montana State college at Bozeman on Friday and Saturday nights. Although the Farmer mentor his selected has not definitely traveling squad, it is certain to include the probable starting five, George Young and Warren Alsop at guards: Everett Campbell at and center: and Virg Cropley Carl Belliston at forwards LAST POSITION IS QUESTION In addition, Rulon Harris and Rudolph Van Campen, guards, and Watkins and Huffaker, forwards are pretty sure bets to go The fifth man choice lies between a center, which would very likely be Guy Christensen, and a forisnt much ward, where there choice. Romney will announce his definite selections tonight. The Aggies resumed practice Monday night following their fatal series with Utah last week and on Monday and Tuesday nights, looked far from the team which took two drubbings from the Utes. Of course, their opposition from the Aggie team wasn't so great, if the Aggies but had managed to get up the same fight and team work against Utah, it would have been a different story. However, the return of Captain Sonny Alsop to the Aggie lineup has done wonders to the Farmer team. It really proves just how valuable this youngster is. With him in the lineup, local dopesters are giving the Aggies a good chance at a cleav. sweep against Montana State. TWO THINGS SHOULD HELP There are two hi lie mutters which should make the Aggies fight harder at Bozeman than at any time thus far tins season For one tiling, they all remember a certain Saturday night in the opening scries when the Bolieats made them look like a prize bunch of dubs. That game taught never-the-les- s, We have been passing laws for year- s- trying to get around the old natural law of the survival of the fittest - most of our lax mone- y- in fait-- is poured out in an effort to keep the unfit alive - and yet it imi-.be obvious that the whole thing Is a sot-tfailure and must end - in the long run with the fit and years tournament. the unfit perishing Feb 3 UP) SALT LAKE. as it has been for millenniums Simile: As rmharrased ns a England will never join with the and hIwhvs will be United Slatss in a war against girl wearing x Eugenie hat on Main street, What a lot of money we could Japan, was the warning of Oliver save ourselves -- if we would just Baldwin, socialist, former mem Stanand son of her of parlnnent realize that nature is boss and Baldwin, former prime ministhat no one ever breaks her laws ley of ter Great Bntian, in a speech without paying for it - then we would atop trying here last night. Mr. Baldwin claimed that al to rescuo unfit farmers - und to to though England has jointed the educate unfit children and A nagging backache, with United States in protest to the reform unfit units of the human bladder irregularities and she will onslaught, race and nature a hand taking a tired, nervous, depressed stick in case of war. would gradually make quite a notYou wont find England doing feeling may. warn of some disgood race out of the pretty ordered kidney or bladder conanything exciting, he said. There at hand is much difference between Eurodition Users everywhere rely on ilium's Pills. Praised lor Mail has con- pean diplomacy and that found AND, LISTEN: You will world. this of the in part more than 50 years quered nature -- just like Leo con- never find grateful England standing back users the country over. Sold by quered Grant. of anybody unless she can get all druggists. something out of it. She doesnt suffer from any excess altruism. And, after all, we have been allies VICKS COUGH to Japan much longer than to ... All youve hoped for in a America. Cough Drop medicated with Aurora, II L, busted, ordered all ingredients of city employes to take a months vacation, without pay. If the scheme works, why not apply it to VaooRwb the federal government? DROP . worn out . . . splitting headaches make life hideous every month. She needs a tonic . . . Lydia . Pinkham s Vegetable Compound relieves cramps. 1 hr i olbers washing. popular mail carrier, annoanced today that be had joined the Daniel Boone Hiking A Marching club. "After covering a route three times for a week, lie a aalil, "there is nothing Ulus a brisk hifce on Sunday to lane up ones system. For further details, ttira to page 14:t. Photo by Lee Hales. ... .1 - AUSTRALIA toot gold-standa- rd MAIL CARRIER JOINS HIKING Cl.l It! jam-mar- of- fAU Gtiit Jess; For years all the worlds nations trade with gold. Two bright young nations the United States and Fiance gather up most of the gold and hoard it, very pjoud of themselves for being so smart. What now? they ask the rest of the world. Too bad about youse guys, says the rest of the nurltl. Were going to trade with silver. 42 days in business. son has been named iFebruarie 'r those TAKE- - What price marbles now? a director in two banks This just goes to show what hard work and sobriety will do for a young man i CAli COMPARE TH T3MLS CF IUDIA WITH Yours, Oh, yeah? chorus the other nations. Well, thats just too bad. Were going to play with jackstraws. - , Enrlie He 7 a- win! i YE DIARY up, and to writing fALL CfiES o'ES THiAK HAVE For years, all the worlds nations play with marbles. bright little nations Sammy America and Marianne France win most of the marbles and very proud of it. What are you goin to do now? they ask the other nations, triumphantly, Weve got all the marbles, we Howdy, folks! Owing to lack of funds, the American Museum of Natural History will confine its exploration trips to the Uniteda States, it is announced This is good idea. Let it Locate that corner behind which Prosperity is lurking. the fossil remains , Discover of the last bond salesman to starve to death. Chart the trackless jungles of the country s immature golf courses. Shoot and stuff a man who wear drtaehahln cuffs (licforo laconics extinct.) this ' species Henry J. VJI-r- fire i Two Humor After only -- iU ADDED AfiaTHeR counters on us Of Mr. Mellons Forest" A Aggies a lesson which they and not likely to forget a better team of should make them as they are out for revenge this week end. Another little thing i the fact that the Aggies are. far from out of the conference race. They have six games to play and arfe' only two games behind Brigham Young university, which is leading the league. And these same Cougars must play Logan on the home floor in the final series of the year. Should the Aggies make a cleau sweep of the Montana State series, it will put them right back in the running as Utah and B. Y. U. are favored to split things at Provo this week end. The Farmers showed, when they' defeated Brigham Young university in one game out of two at Provo, that they can really play ball and they are determnined to start the ball rolling this week. Consistently better basketball is the cry for Utah Aggies and they are out to shoot the works, win some games or die in the attempt A squad of probably ten Utah the Aggie hoopsters will embark with are HELL To HlM.Movi AIR-BRA- THEY SWITCHED h To Hold a cample "THe sieH-t'- S I'Ve will Ycl$ VoU SFoP YaU LIKE Ad CAiff-- F PISH ME AitW CF VaUR CArfMe.AU Ha-H- ta parrel! - seea see Has TUMP Old VCLl, K1D vVeil WOliV BE able He Proclaim Liberty throughout the land Aggie Hoopsters Off For North Thursday LIKE LOOKS Take BRcrTefER TRCU S'AKB. T -- THAI" 5IU-MHis He vaiRcrre from of MitiE c''HLLCt7 YOU V AT STiFF SWJGAPCRE 'Tm a member oF-rcreui cm a bca--t WAIT "fiLL I TXMklO' A UlCRLP CRUISE THE TRUTH Ql ICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. fcche Hm-- A4 IMPERTifJEMrT R Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d -- -- Mr. Pim Passes By Directed bv Miss Anna Boss TICKETS :0 CENTS A Brilliant Comedy Of Errors , .it tie Theater Tickets may be exchanged for Reserved or ollege Book Store. Seats at Jenscn-Ilolma- n C COLLEGE AUDITORIUM ' February 4th and 5th. 8:15 P. M.,, |