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Show zm THE HERALD - JOURNAL, PAGE TWO LOGAN, UTAH, SATURDAY, OCTOBER Science News The I Twin propellers, mounted Herald-Journ- al i Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Week-da- y Every Afternoon published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street.. Logan, Utah, by Cache Valleys Newspaper Co, N. Gunnar matter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as wcond-cla-iLogan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price m Cache Valley by mall, 2 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year m advance or 40 cents the month. Out.aUe Cache Valley, by mail $5 00 tiie year. 'Proclaim Houdv, folks! There is one consolation about football. No matter how poor a player a boy may be, he is almost certain to be named on somebody's team. liberty thruout the land" TKl'UI QUICK .savagery. dn-ecU- J DAYS! Rollicking Collegians Make Merry at football Games 1 I with their less-- f nvorcdj broth cm - if somebody would! they could show them how-a- nd be convinced that the money would be spent useiully v and though a lot of people will sneer at these men and bay they dont meanDO itmean it we believe they IIi ' " pi ()UR LITTLE ECCENTRICITIES , - - "1 ' i j Amen-Scundinavi- an ' Atneriiaiisms: Foi bidding a ihunh to vtih a raffle; eiieoui aging people to gamble in Wall Street. . ter. - Crying a'lont poor government; forgetting to regis- - though hearted human the i i i i Mark What it so jolly as a good How the game of kick-bai- ? l.uis and lassies c liefcr as Clash McGuff scores a touchdown for dear old Castoriu college! Above photo shows C'utnbirt Soap-dts- b, a dashing young blade, chatting with Mvrtle Milkshake and Lizzie Lipstick, a couple of little madcap roeds. Note (be d hatband "Sing Sing '09" Cuthhert is wearing! Note the flask of ui uniher cordial in bis lnp poiket! A ga dog, Cuthhert, but a manly fellow withal! Let's all give a cheer for Cutliberl! lluza, HuzMan Found Sane Prepares to Headline. Try him again, judge! Wed. Fable: Once upon a time theie was a wile wlio never said No matter how many ash trays I have around the house, John Ls sure to get cigar ashes over eveiything! T bad s, This is Fiof. J. Egbert noted scholar, who, for 20 years, has been trying to solve the following mystorv: When a drug store fills I t.. with windows what are cap-- a tioned reliable thermometer s, why do they ail record different temperatures? Trot. Ilamhovhs frankly admits he is battled. Photo by James Roskelley. Ilam-hock- went where musical was s I f i IAMOCS SAVANT 15 Al I LEU! i . Aimee's honeymoon will be over when Mr. Fiutton says, Now, dear, just what was the straight of that kidnapmg? Ohio State Journal. Partnership In a bridge game Is another case when your wife is not only your best pal, but your severest critic- - ns , yes-ma- nt ' ' 1 .. . wfJ? ruar-s- ? lievoloD into -- tot a sort -s- s! of contessi t0 the ougin.e to u,eiwas immodest came v o ?he most knowledge iaia tnat l. go mixed : ti in with the apple from the outside. A mans biam is so constructed that it Afpr ill luTmost successful man is he can originate nothing whatever,B can only use mate.ial obta.nmoney - aml so ur- -i ed who outsMe It i. merGy a m ; -- that he life spends lus fanges for a chine and it works automatical ias last, ultnnate dime IT HAS lv. not bv will .nice red apple just befoie Si. NO COMMAND power. OVER ITSELF, peter unlocks the " gate. " ITS OVVNFR HAS NO COMMAND OVER IT. letterj Do you need envelopes, In this essay Mark Twain heads printr NOW? Ask the foieshadows the new philosocommercial Journal Herald phy, he outlines a philosophic 77 West printing department.do it. concept that is a corker, and A26tf benter Street, to he does a job of thinkirg .and writing that is as big as anything in English literature la my notion. I have been devouring Muk Helj) When Twain for 40 years and more Needed and never knew he wrote What Is Man? or anything remotely like it, aside from eerain By Y. M. I VIRION passages in his autobiography. Why did you sit out three dances with that girl? The pangolin is a toothless "She asked me to help found scat- -' scaled ant-eather find out why she is tered through Alrica and tropi-,c- al not popular. Asia. The scales are formed of ag- had the That girl right gluunated hairs and overlap each other like loof tiles When idea, she asked for help Likewise and she got.it. danger approaches, the pango-,151 you cant find out what lolls into a ball. Its tdes our ask Ails your radio jyst or scales offering strong can He man. radio repair all aiouiid It ean stay tell you anything you wont in this position for hours a and radio to know about F'ngohns do all their feed-- I he can fix any radio of ing at night, subsisting almost any make so it worxs jut altogether on ants and terlike new. mites. They capture these with their long, rope-iiK- e. sticky It cast less if you bring tongues. store, to the your radio They are about two feet long, but ff youd rather, he and aside from their scales home. can call at your to show a cyose resemblance r. the American Jjlca, uie nnthof it ' - i its worth the price "Shine em up. How little you think of spending a few eents for the service. Yet it costs you no more for several hours use of Electric Servants in your home than you lxty for a shoe shine. And what a tremendous value! 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Well be glad to tell you n Combinaall about the economy of our tion rate, and our liberal time payment plan for the purchase of a Hotpoint or Westinghouse Electric Range, a General Electric Refrigerator, and an Electric Water Heater, or any of these appliances. old-fashion- Fedeial Budding and Loan Savings Account enables you to take advantage of bargain prices all the time and receive a fair letiitn on the money you A WATER HEATING ZrC H V serv- ed Step-Dow- sav e. . j WITH .SAFETY MONTHS 5IA-rURE- S $1000 IX 82 PAYWITH MENTS OF $10 A .MONTH. m pro-'tecti- ' ant-eate- and you know Take Advantage of j Natureland , to larrup the zany, but he doth explain that a great honor hath been conferred upon him at grammar sehoole. he being cho- ' senforsooth, to blow up the footballe before all the im- portant games. And I mighty No proude, and do congratulate the What did you say? they lad right heartihe, but laird! gasped when they found voices. lus achievement do be naughtto wonder at, for all the HuNo! What's the matter? .Don't mors do be exceedingly clever a1, , athleliques! you feel well? I feel great' Im quitting Saturday and what do T care if Geoige Bernard Shaw sas Russia is superior to all other you fire 'hie? He had inherited a million natiuiis-dollars- . Oh. pshaw! A shine, please BARGAIN PRICES Its er ut za, Huzza, Cuthhert! -- Photo by P. A C. Pedersen. Cimniatters -- iihe gaily-colore- alBiagging about eflieieiiey; spending 15 'minutes The aveiago neh man ' finding a place to park. he apparently is stonyand cruel is usually a Deploring the commercialisation of college' football; sort of individual .' pitying $5 for a seat at the game, iact that he nas a lot ( a chamand operating buying Breaching thrift; ot sorts of money and all income. on a beer car to pagne trying .pests are continually without get it away from him of the rules observing the usual Good Old game ; finally result in building By HILL BILLY up a sort of annulmake plating mm a around hint and By LLEWELLYN MILLER one guarded man always with tlutcmng hand metaphorically Live and learn a fine motto, . t'TheyVe tellHollywood the long green , . . but not too easily followed; ining a brtiutlful story about how deed, is it amazing increasingly ? one studio to me how ignorant a fellow tnq 'depression gave head a most I The trouble with ciont may remain even though he case of the efthey has a zeul for learning and wealthy men is that money ficiency j 1 to spend know how days and nights of uninterot most i leisure. A story at point: they have given -- rupted He I their lives to getting wealth Urn Mark Twain has been one of around fn ing my idols for 40 years; I thought land so they haverid lost everyone. ot tt f knew every tmng he had pubknack of getting i n F ally he wlutn lished. Recently I was talking they buy a yacht came to a set use about ten .day'a bibliophile in his library wih whiiL and, they 'vear and a few cars in passing, remaikeri; weie shooting it hey use a few minutes a day- - 'Emerson to date is our onlv My 'and a countryfewhome philosopher. film. The or- m American werk-enU- s fnend gave a grunt and they spend a ehestra 1 corabout that scratched around in a iar but hard at work, I book their imagination -- and the rest ner and exhumed a small playing a par- put stays memoney Read at just and thrust it ;0f their diffi- tieularly What Is 1 that, he ordered. X He surveyed them number. cult a read Mark Man? Twain. closely ! There are a dozen men m page and said: Go away and the great mnn spoke. Finally to I'm me: don't bother I America who could very easily going Who is that guy over there? adopt a city be busy for an hour or two for example he ubked. of ever Had that heard you i and play around with it Oh, that is the oboe player there may be bigger fun in esay by Mark Twain ? I thought Well, fire him! He hasnt I the world than taking a city so: I wish I knew where you a note in 10 minutes played amazis out an could a get copy. It I dont want any loafers land making a model town and and will I and pick ing thingtry studio! of it pulling down slums out a sample paragraph, though in this up fine cheap homes putting ciose-kn- it Is doso he that , writing and planning roads and ling this and that to us like a it is hard to discover a satis And that reminds me of the fac'ory single quotation: but it seems "None but the gods' have levengc. good amusement for a man Yes!! Yes.!1 had been land that he would gi t his ever had a thought which did bix Yes' theme .song, his conversa-Adanot cjme from the outside moneys worth out of it turn and his job for years. a had good probably upon head, but it was of no sort of j Executives depended ' filled him Producers took him for ... ll,sc t0 hinl untl1 n iht yin eo l,p from lhe outside He was- gi anted And supervisors called fnms, 2 able to lnvent lie Rifling- him "P1" leain not est little thing w HU it. He had Then one day. without warn- nionev to p . not a shadow of a notion of big, he shocked a conference their ' LL C3d them! the difference between good' into speechlessness by saying i s,la'-tn..- j Signor Mai coni, the inventor of radio, visions the day when thoughts will lie broadi ml. "Only good thoughts will he put on the air, though, lie adds. If the learned seieiitist can invent a good, cheap appaiatus (.apahle of broadcasting our thoughts about some radio announcers we will buy one at once.' And, if he will guaiantee the outfit tO"get the thoughts to the announcers, we will pay M premium. We may add that our thoughts are good ' ' Good and tough. j ' Talkie Trips FOR ONE, SIGNOR tunes t. of his former screen start' Snnlir Lieu'en mt The - ernes to the .'a!; ther.tip for a 5 day ran, Sunday next . Two gorgeous leading ladles, the biunette Claudette Colbert the blonde Miriam Hopkins, keep things lively for the smiling Frenchman,to whose voice. thrilling radio recently given audiences, will have full poitun.ty to express Ins per-o- ft tonality in sone in The Siril- Charlie Ruging Lieutenant. bies, the joyous inebriate of a score ot film hits, gives ot his talents to this laugh-makin- g new pictuie. Today s Oddity 4 COLLEGE j j PUT US DOWN According to Smedlev Butler' who used to be a marine gen- oral and a good one there are plenty of very l ich men in America who would be quite for-- 1 willing to share up their i - Meixcans have given up bullfighting fur football, it is reported We dept (.cute this relap.se Neither this newspaper, nor any of it a Mockholdt rs ir ofiicials lias any tonneetiou or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, icul estate promowhatever, tion or other private business except the publication ot newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. i When certain strips .of Oklahoma were first opened to settlement. strict rules were imsettlers. posed on would-b- e They had first to registera with a government agent, get They had to keep until noon ol the the strip doday opemng Make possible airplane speeds Fred E. Sutton was one ol unheard of as yet. those who first made the run. Eliminate vibration. To register, he went to OrlanBanish torque," w h i c h j do, expecting the matter to take causes a plane to lean sideways an hour or two. from the force of the convenInstead It took 58. .for he tional single propeller's whirlfound a line more than a mile ing long stretching away from the One propellor is mounted in He fell into agents window. Because two Ohioans, Timo- the umal way. Bihmd it the the end of the hoe at of Monclova and place second propellor whirls m the tny RUniiey of and soon it stretched for more Toulett Irvin Ferrysburg. debehind mile a oppositic direction just half as of a than quarter cided upon a trade, they landlast the first. him. i at Bowling Green, O , For three days and two ed in jailwith attempted attacks charged in the his held he place nights each other's wife. line with nothing to eat until on In Ferrysburg the pair met, a Then second on the night. Tiie word- - Skittish The directing genius of an or- - friend heard he was in the line, and over a glass of beer, deWhat it means: Easily fright- -, gamzation that has mined a brought hint sandwiches and cided to trade wives, children, ened; timorous; shy as a skit-- 1 mountain of gold worth $30,000,-ts- h property and automobiles. colt: hence, restive, volatile. ooo near Juneau, Alaska, rred-caBut the wives either hadnt lrious; also, fickle, uicky prick W. Bradley, above, of Cal-o- r any beer or else didn't approve for they didn t of the deal, deceptive. ifornia, has been awarded the Where it came from: English Saunders Gold Metal for quietly acquiesce. Their screams skit to caper, as a rest- - languished achievement in the when accosted by the wrong out police, ive horse; to skip, pci haps of mining industry by the A tiemendous combination of, husband brought ougin and ak.n can Institute of Mining and acting talent, directorial gen-- j And police brought the lius-iu- s, to English shoot. Metallurgical Engineers. writing wisdom and music- -' bands to jail, Sober, the men decided not to making magic have been woven TOO MUCH CHIVALRY a woman in pink pajamas call- into a thnlling and joyous mo- - trade-tioed to them for help. The two entertainment,1 picture HOUSTON, TX , Oct. 16 -- E. men quickly pulled over The Smiling Lieutenant. L. Hawkins and E. L. Morris are curb to assist her and she Hash-- 1 Bringing Maurice Chevalier nrP cursed with hordes the living examples ol chivalry. ,ed a revolver on them. Both back to the screen after his Lf wP HWVers who would be haD-Bthey won't be so polite in ducked and gave the car the, European tour In another rcl- mfrp useful dnvni" the future. They were l lriing gois, escaping without a shot licking romance winch i oni- -, froeks .j Henrv H Mencken along m an automobile when, being fired. bines all the attractive fealci -- s' editor, author. - San Francisco office, 525 Maiket Gilman, Nicoll & Rutbman, Special Representatives St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.: New York offire, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Fremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Ccntei Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor THE 1931. Our Own West He Has Mined Mountain Gold Its Romantic History I on the same shaft but revolving in opposite directions at Uirferent speeds have been tested sue-- 1 ct" dully on a plane at Foil Wor.h. Texas. The new sty le propellor has many advantages, say its inventors, M. M Egan and D. WT. EvansHere's what it is expected to 17, BUILDING & LOAN ASSOCIATION Youll Find It To Your Advantage To Look Into This Electrified Home Idea, mtKMEExnGBrm EFFICIENT PUBLIC SERVICE O 118 .North Main, Logan, Utah |