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Show T11E 11EUALD-- lAGE TWO UURN J A L, LOGAN, UTAH, THU It SI) AY, JUNE IN WASHINGTON BUSINESS MIGHT DO SOME STUDYING The .HERALD-JOURNA- 1, Senate Reporter Established ' Remarkable Service Record L Fuhh .bed every weekday afternoon hjbe Caeba Viiitty Newipajrer Co, tit 75 West Center street, Login, Utah. Telephone 50. a copy. By mail, In Cache Valley, Jr.u 5 $2 50 a year; outside Cat he Valley, $5 00 a year. By earner, 40 cents a month, $3 50 a year. Entered as second i hiss matter at the postoffice F t 9 e bilrn at Logan, Utah, under the act of congress, March thru 3 Js. ml th luud Member United f'ress, NEA Hervha, Wmtea Iht Liber- Features and The Snppi Laatfua of Newspapers ty idi isyesslona! Recur J, for will, h si,u ev had taken it all down, K1 rnkf j Like ollor old coni,. "Ul ITotwbly no employes lie mourned ci, lie- of th old bos-- . ; x olhir government enipinje parture Boies l'i nio . i piled xv it li ot in teeord ail! ever tu-- Hte 'no one could ever get lait, i, u! Senof Hie E. Stiuev. Mr. Kliuev, bint and shu a ate's ofluial leporters, who is lie was, to leine or take dead after 5 Sears of scivi.e, job. He liked 'the nie miss a phere ot the Senate, being i.m duiiug wliiih he duln t Jrounded by nice gentlene n and on the job. day single 'fine petsoiialities." lie first worked in the same And eveiy year, on l,is l.inh. anu had impeached that Congress day he was S7 on his li t (,lu. ilmost removed Andiew Johnson a senator would a use t 18G8 from office. He served from public tribute tu old Mr. .sl.uey. non period, the reionstrui through WHITE HOUSE NOILS yv. .he lieydav of free silver agitaId War years and lies continue to bo shown ,,i ti,P Wot the tion, into the new e'S ot Franklin White House. Roosevilis ites are Miikey Mouse ,uh! iloosevelt. Hoover's f.tvi v.hen 'reels. tunes to recall used Kliuey senators would get up and start new sref Is, The presidents naiitual tuni talking for tour days at a tinie.j sometimes including night ses- of mind is expressed in nu,v parts of the While Ilou.e (, nv sinus. '"Those were bitld days and by li uml reds of m.mne and n,,r 'pictures. His ofhc e hook-- i mi ,ue they fought out big politual There leasts ot harpooning w Ii.um non, he reminisced. weie lots of Republit ans and only anil lie tolls time cby a i In. k m d ,l,ip'.s a lure haiuUul of Democrats to the form of a of the south Isteering xxlirel which i; ait.nln.d intend Ihe inleie.-dtut they used to waste a lot of to a desk set hearing a ban.m t r tune on oialoiy. Now they omit jot similar design. Roosevelt has a great fundne-- i How erx. ' hnLf If you didn't believe that a sen- for what he calls iliit-,- " litotes which he wriblilcs on small ator could and would speak four days running. Shuey would pieres of pad paper and s, ud, tu immliiis and oilier i lie you Mull old names as those Ills cabinet of Carrett Iiavis of Kentmky and subordinates olf ami on dining John A. Logan of Illinois. And Hie day as be mis at his ib . , you ioiiM look it ui in the t'onVy rialil. l):i. M)t Suiie. BY RODNEY DUTC.IILK WM ., ltert w-f-w folks! Vh not lone cotirc9stmml investigation to determine public sentiment on tlie cake uml biscuit doljf'li t peg tf straw berry short ake? Jfuud, jU s " : " v " i.ooiuiHiOjTjs ' ! dc-a- iSMSMSiiiii IJPe flee hi.H dlSiVHed n ,i pl(nic plaic when theie ate no !l mmuvs ;u ntlu r Victory. t He, forct lf red unt.s )oisn icy vines oi nt Uim tinHouse of mOS(UllN of anll'itrtriAtt'H IfloSt.jicftUhAiii-nioilinto The best part of it in that it to end this is right on her own front pon h .Mot pan lie arouses public opinion ome more 1( inble leljMl of Hit H!l hed wealth. In his inauguration speech, the pr sident denounced the WHOS WHO AT 1IIK He follows this up with ar. exposure of imiiii-i liani'Hs. MR. ROOSEVELT FOLLOWS THRU 1 K rn iiml tlie talloti and destructive .Moiyan rule of America. Thin in Abner g Culilic opinion Mill do the rest. There muRt he no 4. Miirshnmllou now uritd i( has been driven home to the international uliu hits discovreason Uii ered Imam n is that they mini become honest ; that they must fur the bail conmust of that their jttgp'lmj'' stop taxation; Ihey p.i dition of man) rich lhcir fiicnds; that they cannot buy mfiii-iu- i I. ok an streets, ,;toi k to lien the io high jilaies ttiiouyh hidden loans." were let li i. a devastating story being unfolded at Washington Marsh... Mr. - u st to y of Ihe inner forres that nearly wrecked this explains elerk made an error ami shmiIiv that the cmU wanted pernmn lourttry. While hondixds of thousand,' of smkers were buying wuviftg instead of iKTiiiaiient jav li fed stm ks, Mr. .Morgan was selling the same stocks to log." 'I market jirices. All the "insiders "in.siders at lar Aliothfl tiling lli.H ll is ti make the bus doit, had to do was turn around and sell to new suckers at a bank .i bandy Ibing 01 husc profit. And Wall St i eel, which knew about the Kami, baby's obi ..ifitv iazoi huh Oi kept, sileuie. blades While hanks wcie going broke and millions losing their Mixings, a favored few got loans from .Morgan a favored ADDLED AXIOMS few in politics, on the hem h, in places of influence. And, Bigamy Is Its (Inn Worst I'umshtiicnt had aftt r they got the money, what independence they low could they woik, or vote, or act, in the inlett? terests of the common people? A is a In ret who rroon It is a disgusting stoiy; a story to make every true had young lieiailbe he American ste red; a story to stiffen the lau Rhone of all of ubuilt him, .simply wtih love. us to continue tins battel, behind the president, until these i id be ihvmed foul blots on our nations story are wiped out forever. A BIO II. 11,1 11 Tlic-od- l i stop-j-ii.- . 1 ," run-trAc- ts mnnv-hundl- fr ! , 1 jii;i-oi- lr c.tJLc'o' r i iiii-- sofl-vuiir- I A APP1.ESAI t E WATCHING WORLD (JO ROUND v Henry Fold will soon he asking you, to bpy a car, with a Diesel tnotor for $273 or theiL ahoiits . . . Mae West isnt so big as she looks, weighing only 122 ... Euroean diplomats are betting eight to one Hitler will sooner or later get a war started ... J. I. Morgan is said to get most of his advice from astrologers hut the stars failed to warn him about a dark gentleman named Decora . . . If every General Motors agent sells only one more car every two weeks this year than last, earning will rise to about $2 a share . . . Nobody will ever be prosecuted for gold hoarding . . . one mint is turning out about 200,000 double eagles a month, just in case we get back on iat standard ... most of American business will be out of the led this rear if improvement continues . . . which it may . . . May and June this year will show better business Uuftt the same month last year, but behind 1931 television stocks, mostly worthless, are being peddled to suckers again . . . Watch out for a grand unloading of worthless stocks Uefore the new bill starts to work . . . Si'1' prices art due J;0r.&.rLe soon, which iiiakes st'Tiig the rayon manufacturers hftppy . . ; Douglas Fairbanks was born George Ullman ... Contractors are anxious to promote public works that dont employ too much labor ... It will cost you more than $40, after youre inside, to look at. everything in the Chicago fair ... That gag about; "Are you a mechanic? No, Im a McGuire was spieled 47 times over the radio in one week . . real wine is now sold in durgstores asForfmila No. instead of by name ... One airman will try to fly round the "world without lauding, this year . . , and so wags the .world. St..: A.-ril- , ... truth-in-securiti- on Right against rare-trac- of top k the drive betting mid i other forms of gambling, comes the usual summer msh for mar riage HtMN OR H A Of all tlie pests The greatest bore Is he who always Slam the door! I F. . , ... WITH JIM MARSHALL Sometimes we get letters from the hoys back in Washington senators and representatives and always the burden of their realm ks rung something like (his: ' I am so tired - this is a tough game bark here There are mountains of mail and bales of telegrams It is hot and sticky 1 just get home at night from the cainlnl and fnll over on the tied soil go to sleep- - tired to death . . . and we have wondered just weariness umversul what this among legislators really means to America Tiredness is a poison -- seeping through the body and the mind a tired man finds his brain wont woik the right way- - and he misjudges things -- and can't reason logically. he Han't think straight . . . yc -- back there running the country - we have a few hundred fellows trying to think of a million things at the same time. and then we wonder why some booh laws get passed. A o UOMf.lb BREWS IRAK V T ?-- Howe lie times, jv lure do I b met at the front door by Rahil Brew, wlia doth babble exellcdly lluit she hath spent the afternoon with her mother at the bench, and Lord! the eMIile do be so thrilled and happie, I do deem her a little angel, hilt do not think her so angcliek when I do discover she hath filled the bathtub With kelp, live eruhs and starfish! But anon, singing luerri'ic, to dinner. We have bad some curious reasons advanced tor the depression - but perhaps it's all due to faulty body chemistry -that sounds goofy-b- ut maybe it's not so gouty, at that an absence of sunspsuppose ots-which we had results in NATURELAND How Nature regulates her creatures was shown i om lustvely in a.i occurrence on the E. C. Iuear farm in the Brady section of Montana, where ducks that can t swim have resulted from dry- land farming Lear recently visi'cd relatives who live near the nver, and as a treat took along one of d ducks. his Ranch hands, not recognizing the fowl as a stranger, heard it to other ducks which had quacking setlted on he . river. Meaning to bo of assistance, they tossed in the Mi-so- dry-lan- dry-lan- d bird. gave a despairing quack and sank once, twice, thrice. The ranch workers hauled the bird out, slightly the worse for water, but still able, tu navigate -- on land. It won't go near water now. It Canoes for Hire. HILL BILLY getting an overdose of sunrays which are poisonous in FIRE CRACK I US AM) I'ltCNKH excess It might be because I'm just and all of us went a bit hayall of us never have stonpid but one able to see where a tariff ever figure the and I have been worker helped out watching the tariff nonsense ever since Bill McKi.iley's full dinner We dont pay enough attention To say that the worker gets to the fact that uur physical pail. when monopolies are protection equipment governs our mental established by high duties Is to workings me as silly as it would be to exthought is simply a chemi- pect Dan to fatten up if I made cal process -- and if our bodies him each morning jump over a have the wrong sort of chemi- five foot fence half a dozen tunes cals or not enough of one and Chinese can produce the Suppose too much of another rire more cheaply than they can something goes wrong with in Louisiana - - I understand the we Chinese can't do it, but say they our reasoning powers and do all sorts of goofy things a can -- can Chinese - a man can eat himself Into Santa Clarathe prune, or ptoduce a Santa an insane asylum and plenty of Barbara navel orange, or a Hood River apple, or a Gray's Harbor them do shingle bolt? Maybe if wu let A man can't turn out intellithe Chinese provide our rice we gent thoughts from faulty brain would get them into the pru.ie material any more than he can habit, we sure need to induce make a silk purse out of a somebody besides home folks to eat prunes, we are so durn full sow's ear the body governs the mind ftf prunes today that we are plumb to start with although the mind busting with prune juice. It would seem to me rnther silly takes a sort of secondary conto try to grow walnuts on a lava trol of the body afterward some of mv land You cant think yourself out of indigestion but indigestion can will grow onions; much of it is fit only for pasture or timber Tl easily upset your thoughts . . . farmer uses his soil to do AND LISTEN: If you waut smart it is naturally tit to do bst to know what weariness does to what To me the world looks like a a man's mentality just read some great big ramJ ho and every par! of the speeches in the Congresfor certain uses; a of it is fittt sional Record sometime. world-wid- e exchange gives everychance and enables a living body the werkers to get a belter and more diversified living, a ri her life, at a lower cost. Another, to me, dumb notion is There's one thing to lie said thm blah. e.sieeially for Ira Grotner who used to oper- for the I'acifie Coast, that for ate a filling station in Bloomgcld. years will produ.a- ten times what Colorado- - he never gives up it can "consume Iiay in your own The trouble is he waited tootrying long back yard if you must, but don't to start trying. expect the neighbors to rush in It was five years ago that a and chum around with you. Forstranger gave Ira a hard luck eign trade is the salvation of this story at hts filling station and bor- west coast and if our imports were rowed $5. There the incident ap- multiplied a dozen times our exparently esded, for the man never ports would go weup in proportion, did not try to providing that tried to repay the loan. make boo per cent profit every Now, Ira is a member of the time we made a trade Boulder (Colorado! police force, The Chinese can heat us making and the other day he recognized we can beat t hem on a street car. the face of the firecrackers, making machine guns and flying borrower. He clapped the man in machines ami let's gas. jail, believing he was to have the swap gas and poison guns for Rom n last laugh. eandles and whiz bangs Hud h l,i The stranger laughed loudest, the humble celestial get prori however, for Ihe lapse of time has blessed with our Christian invalidated Gromer's complaint, and he had to stand and see the prisoner weleaseu. a foxhunt in Magor. Incidentally, the man gave his name as William theDoling hounds followed tlie fox into Morrissey of Deaver. a home, killing It in a bedroom. wire . well . 1 . -- YOU Ins own vegetables meat, iielroit. thut g; Todays Oddity e - : been is dm In the laxity of the bat you have experienced an atl.nk ot tear gas, you have no idea l.uw and as hi ul'iuit well it works, the last word there was a Ivtrp explosion and a white i loud of of homo Patrick Realism Made gas fumes spiead rapidly The explosion of the tear rz bomb was preai ranged, iu milling to Shoemaker, who said la fig nred un ounce of (Xpciumi- - a. worth a puiind of tlieoiy ' Mn-- ruituiK Ntutluiis and th preach is h.id not hen premhers of ile in ttMlk then miht h iv; h'en ftnimihm of hindnem. n th "ll3 more fun to liv than to Vcis.iille Itthhi locon trcily Fi am. watch life from the sidelines Five Years Agu. John Krskine, novelist. May 3o, HOI Gcoige Bergstrom Muidi us I hale In rule :i);aniN! of Ogden was niimmiued ivy the The had opinion of lawyers to- - !L large nninher tif home brewers. Cm lie Valley Buy Si out camping imnmiltee to juperxise activities at the Buy Stunt eamp in !agan l aiiyuli. May 31, HO - Announcement of a newly organized lore.-trdtpart-men- l at the Utah State Agrieul-tm( allege was made with Lyle F Watts named to bead the new department June 1, HO Complete preparations have been made by the for i l.undberg Bunk eonipany , opening of the new North Main f street garage, aeeurdmg to-- J Mutilbeeg, gRd,Ajb,ageg w V. W. Uutidberg Tbe public utilities cifumismn baa bnn coiidmtmg hearings for th past two Hoys in Logan On the petition of the Mountain States Telephone and Telegraph company to raise the latex here. Ten Years Ago May 3o, 11133 Memorial, Day exereises were held In a drizzling rain at the cemetery today with Mayor John A. Crm kett pitjauhng and J. A. Howell of Ogden as the Commander E. S. Budge speaker of the American Legion had Ins 'X boys out in full force Announcement was made (iy Dr R f). Dorter of acceptance of a position on the faculty of the University of Utah medical school. June I, 1923 Wilford Porter, who has been teaching and acting as clerk of the Morgan school district, has returned to Logan to attend the alumni banquet of the Utah State Agricultural college. A dinner party honoring departing members M S Eeclcs, Roy Bullen and Roy I). Thatcher, was given hy the Logan Rotary club i standardize love psyi bologist ' it iv elm k Fills h as Capl Juhn W. Shoemaker, of the Pennsylvania polue, eomluded un address the use of tear gas in repelling vi a mob, with un uetuul demonstration. Speaking before the Buffalo Terminal Association of Railway Shoemaker said, "Unless police, I KLINES FOIM) OMAHA, Neb. HI) A mother i at and two newly Inn n kittens were found on a Itofk island railroad tank ear whtn it pulled into the Omaha yards Kindly trainmen fed, but did not th. feline family, wlm It mntin . utd on ita way to Kansas City imps Rail-.roa- See the PARADE AND Most Complete 'resi-Fre- Addled Axiom No 40: lie who rises late dresses in a win n room SITTING ATOP THE WORLD THE OLD f'ro-liss- The neighborhood iri wliuh l.i'l Gee Gee lives is rather noisy She says the only time it's quiet there is when iie trucks go by nlul drown out the noise. es ? What Folks Say! day TIMER RECALL- S- woman Any can keep a secret until she meets anol lor woman.' -- think the manufacture brew is contrary to law H O'Brien. Attorney-GenerI d SPECIAL , Display of DEMONSTRATION Automobiles i. i Ever Shown at One Time in 0 , June 2nd Corner East of Court House Logan f M Thursday Twenty Years Ago 31, 1913 Officers of the U.A C. alumni were association named nt a meeting Sal urdey 'night as follows Professor Wilnam Peterson. president; Dr E G. Peterson, first Miss Evelyn Reilly, second Canute Peterson, permanent secretary; John L Coburn permanent treasurer, D E Roblcson, , corresponding secretary. Q. Adams of the Bishop Job Fifth ward ,s back from a short term missun in Missouri. May The hiif constable of Berk-told his police- -' slnre, Eng, men not to play football because1 it may incapacitate them from " their public duties. -- 1 Poullryman Reduces' Molt Losses I nra sending in lie writes: my results from the mash I have been using that contains Nopco I have Iveen using it for about a year. My hens have leyed inure eggs inie using the m.ish, an im rease of about four dozen eggs a week, a "The eggs had stronger, I had lesrf illsmoother shell The lertility . and shaped egg,. hatehabilily of the eggs uu reused about 20 per cent. My chickens got over the molt quicker this year than other years and were in a better comillion during molting and after and were always full of XX pep I look the mash away for a week to see if it really wan the mash that imriased the laying It wasn't long before I was getting fewer eggs, so 1 know it's the mash that contains Nopco XX that helped mv hens to put them m a better laving condition and more eggs. All our eg.x are used for hatching only" 1raetiialiv nM d jtlees now include NOPCO XX in their branded mashes at no extra charge. k (Advertisement) General Motors Caravan Consisting of a Score of the Finest Passenger Cars Ever Buil Will Parade and be Available for Inspection. 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