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Show THE HER PAGE TWO. The Herald-Journ- I " ' 1 3, 1 9 33. SITTING ATOP THE WORLD WITH IT MT MARSHALL Of course it takes humanity "The machine has proved a little while to learn to manhe balloon, unmanageable nnd flies away with toe aeronaut age its inventions and the only way it can learn is through the Thus Ralph Waldo Emerson process of trial and error - because that is the only way 76 years ago when people were as they are today worrying it can learn about the demon machine that somebody suggests one plan is supposed to be grinding up so humanity tries that and finds it doesn't work and then somecivilization Mr Emerson had all the fig- body else says the first planner ures and proved conclusively to was nrrtz and His is the right hat prac- idea his own satisfaction and humanity trios THAT tically everytmng was going phut ani that the weld never would and finally it finds somethmg that sec prosperity again DQES work like notali PENGUINS LIVEr THE IN FROZEN ANTARCTIC regions THE GALAPAGOS PENGUIN FINANCIAL DICTATORSHIP - LIVES IN THE- - ROOSEVELTS banking diives moves the it as And, public must steadily. not forget its duty to destroy the cruel and monstrous of frenzied finance that brought us to our piesent state. It must not forget the case of Charles E. Mitchell and his confessions before the senate hanking committee. Mr. Mitchell, then chairman of the board of the National City bank of New Yoik, should not be looked upon as an individual, revealing an individual record. He should be looked upon as the dominant tyie of American financial overlord. He is one of those upon whom the United States has relied foi guidance, for ethical standards. He is one of the handful tor whom our laws are written, by whom our institutions are molded. He is an owner of America. e too Mr. thought would EQUATOPL. . - w-- cJOMN Emerson always be unmanageable just like machinery but we learned to operate balloons by changing their shape and putting un tins and installing motors and propellers they are tricky tb'ngs yet and not to be aepended on much but it is- only a question of a few years until learn to manage them in safety ON THE structure Mr. Mitchell has done, others hae done. he dodged his 1929 income tax by a fictitious loss of $2,800,000, others evaded on billions. If he unloaded $31, 000, 000 worth of worthless Cuban sugar loans, made by his bank, onto the stockholders of its investment affiliate, he merely adopted the standards of American If he pulled $3,400,000 in bonuses out of the profits of the National City Co., unknown to its stockholders, he did no more than follow the custom of those who have the power to pull bonuses. If his company floated and sold to the public every soil of security for which there was a public demand, with the executives secretly taking 20 per cent of the excess pi of its, he was a true follower of the American code. If the ftfnds left by depositors for safekeeping were used to play the stock market in gigantic pool operations, with short selling of the banks own stock, the confession of error is but an aftermath of discovery. If, when the crash came, $2,400,000 of bank funds were loaned to bank officers without interest and largely without security, to protect their Wall Street speculations, and later were charged off or bailed out as a loss, it shocks nobody in Wall Street. And if poor devils of bank clerks who contracted to buy bank stock on the installment plan are still being forced to pay $200 a share after the stock has lost 80 per cent of its market value, that too is part of the American picture. Balloons, GALAPAGOS ISLANDS) super-- CA0OT of inch shells instead ately to the population Shaw. and that probably the solution ones. George Bernard 9 lies in more machines instead of Our world needs to recovi-fait- h fewer Bishop John S. Stamm o: Maybe the trouble is we don't Kansas City use machines as we should "Sentiment is the greatest it isnt machinery that causes of truen in the world.' Sintrouble Dut idle machinery tftat to produce clair Lewis, novelist. should be working things for all of us "Our banking system is being but some day we shall work out a pian to keep the machinery rebuilt, whether we like it or moving and -some plan to go with not." Richard T. Baldwin, editor it to make machine products of a country newspaper. available to anyone who wants The jigsaw juzzle is a capithem which is as it should be AND, LISTEN: When people talistic scheme to keep your mind tell you that we'll never work occupied on blocks and off the dumbells that are running the govout a solution of our problems unmanernment." H. M. Heide!, tool- Emersons remember maker. ageable balloon t y Emerson like a lot of other thought the machine threw people out of work pere manently "authorities' thought but the census figures contraEarly dict this and show that in the the black scoter, a bird, originated long run machines create more from a vegetable instead of being produced from an egg jobs than they destroy . and that normally the numThe ultimate result of the disber of people engaged in industry because from year to year armament conference will be that both actually and proportion people will be destroyed by 10- people What Folks Say are nothing "Diamonds Marc Peter, Swiss more. ister to Washington. T m always careful not to show off1 Filmactor Joe E Brown. "I think the world's d barbcF blessing is a Cincpiactor Ben Turpin. FOR MANY CENTURIES, WERE ' e 1933 av nc sravtce we 3 k HILL BILLY 0cfie Humor Howdv, folks! LIT Gee Gee brought us over a batch of biscuits she puked last night, but they were too hard to oat, so wo arc sating thorn to build a rook garden with this spring. Mown PRAISE Although movies are not my notion ot entertainment - I much piefer checkers, even when X am tJKtn for a rule, as I usually am - yet oocasionaly I do visit a movie and I am all chirked up on my last two trips to town. I saw three movies and they were all good, either Im getting senile or Hollywood is getting efficient The thiee movies were State Fair," Horse Feathers' and She Done Him Wrong Before I go any further, there are some who read this column. If for hewing's you are an sake see Mae est in in She old-tim- V for you to have this extraordinary opportunity of securing high class reading at such extremely low prices. We dont know how long we shall be permitted to offer these wonderful magazine combinations. . So make your selections right now ! 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YOU SAVE years, to NATURELAND zt iis OFFER NO. 110 But Read All Over - propose to Dame Humor that we do paste it oil lioard. cut it into queer . shapes and use as a jigsaw puz- Ihe dispatches report that conductors on an eastern Zle; but Lord! she highly indig- laill'oad have been ordered to "spruce up in case of a nint. nnd doth say manv seorelung - H" of " unflattering, so next tbevll ho ottieiing daily shaves ,hinspa.ssengei . ,u., that slllon , )lo link off t0 (lt. for nernuts. biiM'inrnt where, hitting behind the We fnr!.iee, I wtrm and da tlrinke a nouem f etietimher Huey Long's popularity with. his family recalls a Seattle cordial for ni stonnnieks sake, two who candidate votes in in a Mini mayoralty ftsnon iMMroful nouh, and got precinct which his wife and great' MADE O STONE LATER ON, LAVA WAS USED. NOW THEY ARE MADE OF SNELLS. I remember rong This idea of scrip is nothing Done Him new, according to Joe Bungstarter. Anna Htld and the Beef Trust chorus the and dance hall ar; He says a popUar medium of ex- change in the old days used to ?'iue ,of ,the eary n,neyes: small metal disc stamped: MOT M 11. MITCHELL, not the National City bank, could b dlowacT TutThe best trick Chetk Good for 5c in H practice this sort pf finance on a scale sufficient to land She Done Him Wrong" was in the waiter quartet and the sobbing the United States in the ditch, but in combination with t( nor, the latter was perfect in others they have done so. They built the speculative pyra.j, his mother song is the least mid whose crash brought business down. That State Fair was, to my notion, the best thing W ill Rogers has they did. ! done, a perfect part for Rogers, Tbe real indictment is that their ethics, their vision, is that of Ter- - and not overplayed. The ulm has been so warped and sordid that in three years of na. renee Tapi- - did not follow the book. We must tional travail it has offered the country nothing absolutely oca, of Newton, have our happy, saccarine ending said to be the in this countiy, but what several nothing toward recovery. kindest - hearted critics bawled out as a sexy scene The financial morals revealed by Mr. Mitchells testiman in Cache appealed to me as being very high mony, broadened into the general economic life of America, valley. Mr. Tapi- - dramatic art; the only right sexy oca i. so kind- - bit in that film was where Blue have given us the doctrine that dividends are more sacred hearted that he Boy aroused himselt from his fat than a living wage, that the cost of deflation must be has converted the slumbers, but I dont suppose that in behalf action concerted of scene would unduly coirupt the rumble seat heaped on the weakest, that no of all shall restrict the profits of those at the top, and his automobile morals of our youth, a small aequarhim. so that he Horse Feathers was not the wealth confers no obligation upon its holder to serve into that can take his pet goldfish out for best thing that these crazy Marx- ,, i intrv an alr'ng every Sunday. ians have done, but Harpo was, as There is the weakness of America wealth without ever, simply great. Harpq Marx is one of the really great panto- wealth without duty, wealth without a heartuw u ,sponsibility, mimists the movies have developed rttioiuing io rieu ouir, 10 er a & af.e tred ! and like the art of Chaplin, his Since that is the Situation, let US accept it. but how: washers favoute dish is a thick worlt ls a dc!lght Also the fel- Shall we, in Christian humility, turn the other pocket to fi11rlai"vlfleT,iomplctcly smotilcred low can play the harp like a cockchops; eyed angel. Mr. Mitchell? Or shall we resort to the Mosaic law, an I said I have had the recent joy LI-ILI-l'eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, an income tax penalty of seeing three good films, I have Another doggone liar witnessed four. "The Match King1 for an income tax evasion) Lawyer John Mrllav; was big, the work of the fellow He says he understand - Warren William as I remember tax. new income states The itRESIDENT Roosevelts attorney general has his first impressed me in "Skyscraper Souls, and in this film that actor U'l Gee Gee frfund a stray dime nchlcved job cut out for him. It is to fmdthe point, greatncM by any stan- where chicanery within the banking law ended and curni- - that had slipped between tne lining- dard Als0 thls Mdtch King' of her coat, and now she is frightmagnus opus had a cast of a nality began. In a more personal field, his job is to collect 1on haracter actors each per- an income tax on $2,800,000 from Charles E. Mitchell, and erewho have silver bullion then do the same with thousands of others , light-hearte- $40 e. ated our treasury deficit by slippery systems of establishing IlCtltlOUS losses. Mr- - Mitchell, during the 1929 panic, set up a loss of $2,800,000 bv selling 18,300 shares of bank stock to a rela- tive. Then he bought it back. He suffered no loss what- ever. Is the income tax law to he turned upside down by anv such jugglery as that? With a $2,000,000,000 deficit in the treasury, are we going to allow the wealthiest people in America to go tax free by the device of selling securities to lelatives and then buying them back? First soak the public and get the dough: then hang Oil and dodge the government. That is the motto, not merelj' of Mr. Mitchell, the eminent banker, but of the entire finan- cial dictatorship set up over the economic life of America by the Wall Stieet oligarchy. The holders of such a doctrine no restraint except force. If they were capable of regeneration from within, three such years as the nation has gone through would have taught them humility. 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