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Show I PAGE FOUR. The Proclalii Herald-Journ- SITTING ATOP THE WORLD al Liberty thru all tlie land. 3. 1879 Member United Press, NEA Service, Western -- The LiberFeatures and The Scripps League of Newspapers ty BelL THE Humor Howdy, folk! What ever we of this teoknokrary or maybe mean teoknokraay it was tacknoerazy that everybody wa talking about a couple of nionthu ago? ie and the other one said She was a wise woman . . and so they hatted along fully believing the story of the .MUST HACK ROOSEVELT most important duly facing the American people is that they giu complete and unqualified suppoi I $2( Hello ,1)00 Now there are at least four to President Roosevelt. in this obvious impossibilities war hv administration Mr. Roosevelt began his using fantastic yarn one woman related in so. Today's was to lie doing the other entirely justified power, m the tirst plate it is doubtemergency is as crilic.l as any war could he. ful it any saungs onrik ever has Rut if we are to meet this emergency as a war, and it $20,000 in gold on hand e powers in atour president is to exercise broad in the second plae it wouldn't out if it had it taching it, there is a rusponsibihty on us as citizens Jo a init the third place the woman form a united column in support of the president. louldnt lift thut much gold In time of war there is no room for partisanship, no and in the fourth place there room for protracted debate, no room for petty criticism. isn t room foi that much gold in a Wluit the handbag That is equally true of the present emergency. president does he must do quickly and decisively. We, the Outside of these little facts the ordinary citizens of the land, must help him. sloiy sounds fairly plausiule-an- d L PICK (Back-to-Nature- ") ... ... ... ... ... ... A NATION JAM THE BANKS HOW AM) ARE ALL UK KED IIF.RO We take pleasure in introducing Philo T. Marshmallow, Avon raUndio tenor. believable as it may seem, Mr. Marshmallow has never sung How THE TAPER 1 1 IS IN that Deep la the Oeean, How High Is the Sky? UP France has 380,0o0,000 quarts of wine ready for shipment to the United HELPS ITT States, most of it being Vang wine. Former members of BY SCATTERING the A E F will remember the two famous Vang wines Vang Blank JUNIOR COLLEGES and Vang Rouge. comediav ., appearing in Logan made jokes about Ogden, and ONER THE STATE HOLLYWOOD VERSION when they appeared in Ogden Oh, dont you remember. Sweet made Logan. jokes about LIKE HIGH SCHOOLS Alicr, Ben Bolt, , Sweet Alice so callow and News item from Washington says AND THEN ADDING green? Shes now In the movies prepare that Mr. Eooseveit will be our SALES TAXES. first "flying president for a jolt! Nonsense! Mr. Hoover was up in vamp roles on the Enacting the air during practically his enI DID-ON- CFscreen. tire term. BUT THEN I WENT ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: YE DIARY of One th FOR A WALK Horn, and to reading the puh-lic- k great mysteries of life is how a prints, and do note where the IN THE BRIGHT school folks do be looking for can woman , the best backyard playground for master th' in SPRING AIR children In the citie; and do be a tricacies of conminde to shew them Little Homer's tract bridge, but AND NOTICED HOW can never learn playground, which do be mighty romantick to a small boy, albeit do that four of a THE SNOW WHICH FELL doubt it would please them, for kind beat two Lord! it doth contain an underpair in poker. SO CLEAN AND PURE ground cave, a snacS' built of olde SECTION parking cases, and an open fyre-pla"5 LAST WINTER for baking spuds, all of the is one who yard being most amazingly dirtie, Another WAS ALL DIRTY AND GRAY can remember ' when vaudeville but pleasing to small boys, which AND THE LEGISLATURE TAXES ' m Half the trouble In the world he went to a clothing store to comes from believing what isn't buy a new overcoat. It cost him so- - and what obviously isnt so $20. to anyone who takes the trouble His friends realize that his net to think for two seconds loss was $10, but they mariner in you cant live successfully unWHAT a man! admiration, less you live on a factual basis and spend some thought on dis- LITTLE TRUTH IN THIS covering what is true and what is FICTION STORY false LISTEN: Next time FORT WORTH, Tex Patrolman D. G. Hodge had better somebody tells you a story about something change to a different type of ficanalyze it before you dash around tion if he's going to let his readwho'll repeating it to everyone ing get the better of his imagina- listen. tion A detective story made such a strong impression on Hodge that when a search ot police files failhe thought he recognized a fugitive from a chain gang m the ed to prove anything against the laborer. indignant laborer. ptrson of a Theres the guy whose pic"Well, maybe I was wrong, ture I saw in the magazine, said Hodge, when a frantic search thought Houge, as he passed the of his home failed to bring to man on the street. And he lost no light the magazine in which he time in arresting the man. was so positive he had seen the Hodge was greatly embarrassed mans picture. - o KF.R THE WHOLE self-intere- A primitive urge had two results for Steve Mass.: W underlie of Southbridge, 1) He learned to his utter satisfaction his own strengii, and Tt cost him $10. 2 It happened when Steve, in the woods near Southbridge, inn into a wildcat on a narrow ledge. Like a flash the thought came to Steve that it would be a wondrous achievement to capture the wildcat with his bare hands. Think, he thought, of the boasts he could make afterwards to his friends. He peeled off his overcoat, flung it over the animal, and threw himself upon the furiously threshing bundle. He strangled the cat Back in Southbridge he collected the states bounty of $10 then mash," he laments sorrowfully, AND READ HOW - NATURELAND I have no place to keep my beer TODAYS U 1)0 what it boils down to is that probably a woman DID go down most encouraging feature THE era of inaction has come to an end. We me to be led to a savings bank and take out some money but the yarn -- and its belief again, and it is apparent that we are to he led at a lairlv our leader by a good many people follow probably to to he We have ready got rapid pace. just goes to show why people are with all the enthusiasm and devotion we can muster. so ready to believe anything There is no other possible way in which we tan get past and how very few of them our troubles. Even mistaken action is better than no action ever analyze anything and why the politicians get away with so at all. If, later on, we find that we have gone in the wrong much in constitutional can settle the way. things direction, we From his earliest years we have For the moment it is our part to follow. always taught the Heir never to believe anything he is taught fact of the matter is that no American who or anything he reads until he FOR the simple his own lot to improve can do anything else than has analyzed it for himself we If may not have given him a hope for the success of the Roosevelt administration. education-b- ut we have brilliant or like all it fail. we we Whether not, Roosevelt Mr. fails, at least stopped him from abst we must sorbing most of the we are bound to his star. In sheer nonsejse taught to children in school help it to rise. he does not for President on example beThat this puts a collossal responsibilty lieve the that all men Roosevelts shoulders goes without saying. But this re- are createdabsurdity equal or accept the sponsibility we share. We must unite behind behind him glorious myth that the law affords equal protection to all and, in that way, help him to help all of us. the da 's new. Joe Bungstarter hopes the warm weather will arrive soon With the bathtub full of coal, Everybody war-tim- of It Again, Frank" Cache With JIM MARSHALL Two women were talking on the bus this morning as we rode to work . . . and one said to the other My dear just before the banks dosed one woman went down to the Soandso Savings bank and drew out $20 000 all in gold, my dear' and put it into hei handbag and took it home with her Published every weekday afternoon by the Cache Valley Newspaper Co, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utab. Telephone 50. Price 5 cents a copy By mail, In Cache Valley, $2 50 a year; outside Cathe Valley, $5 00 a year. cents a month, $3 50 a year. Sy carrier, 40 second-class matter at the postoffice Entered as at Logan, Utah, under the act of congress, March CITIZENS I Reckon We Can Do ce old-tim- er ' do be a greate mysterie, methinks. A New York surgeon has discovered a method of grafting a new What Folks Say Simple pruning of the budget will not take much pressure off Harry B. Miller, news to the tax burden. who are rap- engineer. Cache "He who sees life in death and idly wearing out their thumbs sigdeath in life is the real seer. naling for rides. thumb on a patient. This will be welcome hitch-hiker- s, Hey, Eddie, you! your Ma is callin' TALKIE TRIPS Mahatma Gandhi. We dont want to evade taxes but we've reached a point where we cant pay any more." F. S. Clench, manufacturer. GOOD HUNTING One would COLUMBUS, O. hardly expect to shoot bear in the heart of a city the size of Columbus, but Patrolman Charles Hull did. The bear, however, was ecnot an entirely wild one. "Pete" the bear, had belonged to Fred The Workman since it was a cub. The idios, bruin became so unruly that plus Workman asked Corporal Ralph Waugh and Patrolman Charles Hull to have him killed. The word: Idiosyncrasy. What it means: A peculiarity of physical or mental constitution or temperament: a characteristic distinguishing an individual; characteristic susceptibility; centricity. it came from: Where Greek, idiosynkrasia; from one's own; proper, peculiar, krasis, a mixing together. Pronounced: AND WAS RAPIDLY AWAY MELTING cock-and-b- CLEANING AND UP IN ITS OWN WATER AND THEN I THOUGHT HOW BEFORE LONG NATURE WOULD PUT ON NEW DRESS ANOTHER WHEN THIS AND HOW ... WAS WORN OUT THEN ANOTHER DRESS WOULD BE TRIED OUT AND I GAINED COURAGE AND RECALLED THAT THIS OLD WORLD IS THE MOULD'S A LOT LIKE NATURE LOWEST-PRICE- D i t . t AND THAT ITS JUST , GETTING MEASURED UP FULL-SIZ- E FOR ANOTHER GOWN. NEW SIX-CYLIND- ENCLOSED CARS ER . A NEW AND ADDITIONAL LINE OF CHEVROLET THATS ALL! SIXES BLACK &WHITE But Read All Over The nine girls of Mr. and Mrs W. W. Adams of Halifax, Va., are named Pearl. Ruby, Emerald, Garnet, Crystal, Agate, Amethyst and Jewel. Their mothers first names are Callie Annie Laura Luella Iantha Elizabeth, first letters of all spelling Callie, The Republic of Bahama has no COUPE army or navy. Another great new line oi cars from the Rain will not rinse starch from clothes, but the wmd blows it out when they hang on the line JFft itlifts f PROTECTION Tomorrow, Chevrolet introduces, at an addition to its present Master Six, tiie new Standard Six line. Rig, carnation will turn its head A from away naturalists. to nmxio, according fijU-siz- mission has ap easy, clashless shift and a silent second gear. The engine is a smooth, fast, responsive six. And Chevrolet engineers $445. leader! COACH e. automobiles. standards of quality . Built to Chevrolet . . performance . . . dependability . . . and economy. And selling at the lowest prices ever placed on enclosed motor cars. , h It takes imately hatch. This Tanlc regards Its obligation to depositors as sacred above all else. Faithful protection of tlieir interests is the foundation upon which all its policies are based with special emphasis on loan policies insuring tlie highest degree Coffee patrons awake. 13 is turtle months, eggs 6 approx- days to protided for in Brooklyn movie to keep them The light made by in their process breathing glow-wor- is generated ' of safety. Prominent men and women and institutions of tlie community transact all of their financial business here for this reason and the additional one that our hanking sen ice is modern and complete. j the native name Thai, Siam, means the land of fiee. of Because in Chile the church is f oi bidden law to perform by marriages unless preceded by state all devout Catholics marriages who marry are married twice on the s.inie day to the same person. SHE WAS PREPARED SALT LAKE CIT- Y- There Is young woman in this city who believes in the boy scout mot to "Be Prepared " One very icy day recently found this young woman parked on a very slippery street and unable to move her tar because of lack of traction. What did she do but reach in the back seat of her car and got a bag of salt which she sprinkled under the wheels. After waiting a few minutes for the salt to take effect she easily got the car full-siz- e er Tne styling is modern, aer-strea- COUPE with rumble seat styling m $475. and The tiodies are Fisher wood and steel bodies spacious, tastefully finished and featuring Fisher No Draft Ventilation. The windshields have safety plate glass. The trans- . for the 5455. . . ultra-sma- rt -- liave made economy an Outstanding feature! Engineering tests show that the Standard Six goes more miles on a gallon of gas, more on a filling of oil, than will any other car. on the road. As for reliability remember, its a Chevrolet. - -- Alt price f, o. i. FLnt, Michigmn. Special equipment extra , Imw Jelio-rrprice onieairyC M. A I. term. herrelei Motor C Detroit, Mick. Introduction of this new Standard Six opens the way for new thousands of people to enjoy the advantages of Chevrolet quality. It gives e the public, for the first time, a automobile combining maximum quality and maximum economy. full-siz- all-rou- CHEVROLET STANDARD SIX A GENERAL MOTORS VALUE one Bros member oe ivre eirst security SYSTEM KOKPORAl ION Co, LARGEST tXTERMOUVTAIN kAMUMi ORGANIZATION ' mO 30 South Main PHONE 279 Logan, Utah D |