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Show TIIE I'AGE FOUR. IIERALD-JOURNA- The Herald - Journal A LOGAN,-UTAH- L, I collection-take- r around naked and require a suit of thick hair .to cover his evangelistic hide. My brother's Jehovah is either a terri-bu- l duinh soil of a critter, or my brother lias a much longer ancestry than he ernes to admit. It occurs to me that my fervid itinerant is somewnnt in the tion of the pastor spoken ofposi-by Braun: "He couldn't tell his umbilical cord from a red yarn raveling.'' should have know i lftn n w.tw mb ordained liapti.st preiu-liei . aE4T2HfaB By Williams vri Mrs. Lenore Bernier had joined the league against folding beds! She was pinned like a bear in i steel trap at her home when caught in a folding bed. Six firemen finally released her. iShe suffered severe bruises on her right arm. the rat poison! - e The Geneva pence confercme will tike two weeks' Faster vacation. it is announced. I'rooably to let the Japanese delegates dash home and do a little fighting. 'SHOULD KIDNAPERS BE HANDED? itinerant -- lloud.Y, folks! Here it is Itlue Please pass .Monday again. K- - kmuld not be running 1932. 11, OUT OUR WAY Afternoon Every Week-da- y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co, and entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoftiee. Logan, Utah, under the act of March .7, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, $2 50 the year in advance, by earner $.7 50 a year in advance or 4o the month. Outside t.ai he Valley, Py mall $r00 the year. Kiithman, Special Keprewuitatives-Sa- n Francisco office, 525 Gilman, Nicoll Proclaim Liberty Market St; Chicago office, 4 III N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, III W. 4ltn throughout the St.; Boston oflu-e- , 1H Tiemont St ; Detroit office, Ctil New Center lildg. land" TIIE TltlTH J It It Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other privat business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service e MONDAY. MARCH Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d When in town one of my joys in arising with the spring sun is to turn the radio to the good brother who at 7 a. m starts on 45 of deminutes of fundamentalism volution, lost man, ruled by the devil. Oil course the good fellow usually devotes half the period to urging the brethren to give liberally to help put a roof over the tabernacle, or help out on the radio fees, but he gets in some nughty whacks at old man Dai win. The chief argument of the brotnei is that he knows he didn't come from any monkey and he is sure that anyone who donates to the tabernacle didn't either. Would that the donation of four bits would take me, or my perspiring brother, out of the monkey class. I imagine that the good brothe has, or once had. an appendix: I surmise that his chest is hairy, that he has ear muscles, live anil muscles for the rudimentary tail at the end of his spine. 1 bet nc even had wisdom teeth once, or maybe they have not been cut through yet. Now if the good brother has these relies he had better talk meek and mild about where he came from, becuuse he is sure putting Jehovah in one heck of a position as an creatine lorce when lie shows up with a rat's apa pendix. monkey's tail and mi ass's cars. VVhut was Jehovah hanging nil those vestigal knicknacks on my good brother for? Surely, Jchovnn understood that even a lunrlamon-tnli.s- t, . AMOI'S INVENTOK I This is CutlilH-ron of the great of benefactor the human race. Clarence D;u row is right when ho points out that no good can lie served by wholesale passage of capital punishment laws against kidnaping. Such laws doubtless will he passed in many states. Kidnaping is a peculiar crime, often more cruel than deliberate murder. Its commission at once creates two problems. The first problem is to get the victim hack ; the second is to punish the brutes. Obviously, the first problem is the ony first to he solved. Common humanity dictates that. And equally obviously, passage of savage laws Mr. ha M. Fireplug, t - Fin'p lug e a niu From I tah point on tho Los Angeles A: Salt Lake U. IL to Los Angeles and other southern California Cot respondintfly points. low fares to other parts just rhine moving for Hand re- from steamed rlams and using it for building hunker courses. on of California. golf For further details Consult, F. L. Scofield Agent. A campaign has been launched in the United States to abolish all capital letters. This should meet with the approval of Li'l Gee Geo, who hates all sorts of hard woik, such as pressing the shift key on her typewriter. against kidnapers rather lessens than increases the chance of a safe return of the victim. Kidnapers, unable to squeeze out a ransom, and facing death through capture, will simply kill the victim and destroy the body. It is our theory of legislation that capital punishment deters murderers. Our shameful homicide figures easily disproe this. States without capital punishment regularly show lower murder rates than those with such laws. The death penalty does not, in New York and Chicago, seem to deter gang gunmen to any Back njwDdnw PAOHDC School The Overland Route amusement: Watching an automatic doughnut machine and locking at a tooth extraction public clinic. Natureland Our Own West Tilefish are large oceanic fish, warm depending upon solely tropical winds for survival. Onre very numerous, the species was almost wiped out according to a curious story told by Author Lucas in his "Animals of the Past. One of the first men to sail to around the Horn en route California's gold fields, wrote to the east a particularly accurate description of San Francisco at that time. a He told of walking down constructed sidewalk, newly 75 extended which about yards. "The first portion of the walk was constructed of Chilean flour in sacks, and which in one place had been pressed nearly out of sight in the soft mud. "Then followed a long row of large cooking stoves over which to it was necessary carefully pick your way, as some of the covers had been accidentally thrown off. "Beyond these was a double row of hoxes of tobacco of large ina CLINIC My TODAYS father runs a pants pressing - - CHEEK - rietrr-- ! Li'l Gee Gee says she had many callers at her lately, as all her friends are of being bitten by the wolf hasn't "The fish, be Says Lucas: house to a tropical family with afraid longing the Gulf of in at her headquarters Mexico, was discovered in 1879. floor. . . On the edge of the Gulf where it was taken in stream, YE DIAItY considerable numbers. In the (lyOrd's Day.) Awake ladimes, spring of 1882, vessels arriving and place 241 brown-pape- r having riga- - at New York reported passed through great numbers rettoes on the chair my of dead and dying fishes, tho bed, together with seven hnokes ter being quickly dotted witii and a ilozen magazines, of them in an area of between a minile to lie long abed, rending 5000 and 7500 . . . miles square and smoking. And so do yell at This enormous destruction was Damn Humor to fetch uie coffee . . unwonted duraamt rolls on 4, breakfast tray; tion of ranged by winds . chillnortherly kilt lord! the prelUe creature doth warm belt in which the the dual, in, yank me out of lied, unit ing tilefish resided and killing all in caterwaul: Up, up, you idle fel- that locality. low! This do be the daye you are going to work in the garden ! And Since, the fish have multiplied so, moaning and .groaning, I do enough to reoccupy in great arise and all the daye to toiling in numbers the waters from which the albeit with nn grant.- they were driven before Their 'gusto flesh is excellent food. ... IP When you can find a pu king place from noon In half past four; when grass grows down on irmlti and a five finds when he enn't find the rriininal. Evolution Note: Joe Bung.x-.artesays that some of .ns ancestors hung by their tails from tiees and some of them hung by their necks. , DEFINITION A elite is something shop; he also does . dry clinic. appreciable extent. The whole question of punishment is too deep to lie entered into here. Rut, broadly speaking, punitive methods are for one purpose: The cessation of crime. It has been demonstrated time and again that brutal punishment merely creates more brutal crime, in tin endless vicious circle.' Most of us, in our hearts, would like to hang, draw Rut and quarter the beasts who took Little l.indy, after all, what good would it do. except to relieve our feelings momentarily? Crime prevention is a scientific subject, not an emotional one. l.ct us solve it scicnt ifieally, not street, there's moss upon your door; when gasoline's a iilcncl, hut you've only got a rent, and a hustiel of potatoes will stiHien for monthly rent; when Hie movies take to (tousling of a film that .root a grand,' an gangsters stop their gunning MAST KltS STATION mid start fighting liamMo-hanCOAL MINE CI.OsK when tin girls all quit eold-- e reamGLASGOW, March 14. it '.11JOHNSBURG, Pa., March 14. railroad of Scotland's conveni(1.1!) Eighteen ing. Among household and anoint their mugs with lard. ences listed for several farm- station masters are women, it was houses about here, is having o revealed when a new appointment when this stuff rates us iloct'rv Times will be really hard! coal mine so close a short spur was made at Invergarry. Most of brings the mine rnrs right to the them preside over si.uill railroad the Tied for honors as the zero in in highlands. furnace door. depots . -- ... . . . d; 1- . WW.WWAVASVMmWMV.VAVW.V.V.V.VAWWAV.V.VAV.V.V.VAVAWA'.WW.VAV.VAVWMVAVAV.V.V.mV.VW.V.V.VAV.V.W Factory and Office 30 NORTH FIRST WEST STREET Comfortable chair car and coach accommodation, with dining: car or convenient station cafe meal service en route. . d size. "Although this style of walk may seem extravagant, yet nt that lime sacks of Chilean flour, cooking stoves, lobueco and pianos were the cheajK-s- t materials to be found.'' Hemstitching done nt most reasonable prices with quality guaranteed. i Ruchti ('.loaners and Tailors. Over O, P. Skaggs. Phone 311-MIC. Fi re!! j i but the Home Was Saved .Just a few weeks ago, a farm home northeast of Longmont. Colorado, was saved from destruction by fire when the telephone promptly brought help, A farm telephone costs little and pays for itself many times over in emergencies and for'jfrverftkiy use. If you are wiirnul a telephone, why not get in touch with us now? The Mountain States Telephone & Telegrapji Co. Wi,iViViWAV.V.W.WAW.,,WAVA,iVAwAWA,.VA.vw. .verton Manufacturers of All Kinds of Home of Evertons Comfort De Lux Spring Filled Mattress FACTORY PHONE 175 RESIDENCE PHONE 847-- M A'A'A'AVAVA'AVAVA'AVAVAV.AVAVAVAV.VAViV.VAVAVAVAVAVAVAVi'AVAVAVA'.'AVi'i'.V j)U Woofl IBatitis Three-poun- d Fluffy Colored Wool Batts For 0 $ 00 We make these Batts from all wool clipping we get from the knitting factory, and they are just as good as white wool for a dark covered quilt. 0) to Save your old woolen clothes and have us make them into nice wool quilt halts for you. Any kind of wool clothing will do and all it will cost you is 2ac per pound for what balls weigh when you get them hack. aiIln WAAVAVAVAV.VAVA'AVAVAVAVAVAVAV.V.1 .MAMA1. R3aitlteBssB5 imew steoimg tflhe IbaDaum . r I J IBe-mma- idl 2vei? - dhmi?5img ttMs mmBimttIhi - ; a . . Owing to the condition of the roads in the valley during February there were many people who could not take advantage of our special price during that month so we have decided to extend our sale until the. last of March. This will give everyone a' chance to take advantage of our wonderful offer! IFw IKtanuu? Si? vne i i v t f If you live out of town, bring your old mattress in w ith you in the morning and we will have it remade and ready to take home that afternoon. WE CALL FOR AND DELIVER ! AW.VAVAVAVAVAVVVASWVAVAWVAVAVAVVAVAvawwa-VAVAVAVAWWA'AVAV.WW., 4 V , . i , ! ........... LbAViViViViVii |