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Show i rtrrtiTlitm PAGE FOUR. THE The A Herald-Journ- al Every Week-da- y ache garbage cans up in A tire of my flivver lallowe'en for me is no I guess I'm too aged a Ay tree-to- is flut, pleasure for that! SAFETY FIRST FOR DANCERS New rules to make cabaret dunce boors safer on Saturday nights lave Just been devised by Herman foot laupladle, He all expert. sns to prevent limbs being any r o m roken y weekly prohibiting Irooluim I ji a rt y throughout the land the v , tackles during a foxtrot, ouples indulging in such practice ill be penalized three gingerale Ighballs for unnecessary roughens, Mr. Soupladle declares. HUNTING NEWS NOTCH. Idaho-- It is pleasure to learn that city hunt's killed four of Farmer Hodge-m- s cows by mistake early this It was time somebody orning. d something to improve his dry. quasi-publ- The1 three CLAMBAKE!, Ore. istera hunters who were caught a mail plane and eng onthey were after flying luirrels, have had then flasks ken away from, them the 1 t My dpar, I wouldnt marry ntgain if anything bowl f nd quaffs it .with hearty "Skoal! be Frenchman loves his dish of snails; ie Briton thrives on heavy ales. BUT om Erins Isle there comes to man rl&t great invention "mulligan! W. M. YE DIARY (Halloween.) President Washirgtoo (b 5ft When you're HEALTHY you're HAPPY IIappy days are usually healthy days. Why not add to these sunshiny days! Poor health and constipation go hand in hand. Get rid of common constipation by eating ashington, D C VERY GRATEFUL FOR, THE HIGH HONOR YOU HUT. BESTOWED ON ME IF ELECTED I PROMISE TO CHANGE THE VOTING SITUATION IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA IF I AM ELECTED I WILL AND MY PROMISE YOUR.-- s ELSE EVERYTHING FOR THE FORGOTTEN VOTER EDDIE CANTOR. a delicious cereaL Tests show that Kelloggs All-Bra- n provides bulk to exercise the intestines, and vitamin B to aid regularity. All-Bra- n is also twice as rich in iron as an equal weight of beef liver. is The bulk in All-Bra- n much like that in leafy vegetables. How much better than taking pills and drugs so often harmfuL Two tablespoonfuls daily are usually sufficient. If not relieved this way, see your doctor. At all grocers. In the package. , Made hy Kellogg in Battle Creek. I C M 10ft Onions v .1 - LOG b . - rri.iiis.J butter . to Hm SM1TIIF IKLI) - WELLSYILLE M - WEDNESDAY SPECIALS! MiLK-liIoin- Tall Can 5c iiig 1 Mission Bell 5 Bars 23c .7 n lb, pkg. 22c U. S. INSPECTED MEATS! I FHE8H SALMON Dozen eliding . .. nt y u, jn b ,!(. op e 1 (iralianm 2 lb. Box Dh Pork lbs. 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King can 8c No. 2 I Lamb Chops Sliced Salmon; Sliced Halibut All the daye HILL BILLY: SITTING ATOP BIG TIME STUFF i j THE WORLD I average half a dozen movies a year in short, the big ones I try to see; the rest I try desperately to avoid. So I count myself fortunate In having seen one darn good movie and one classic two days running. The feood movie was "Blessed As a reporter, most newsy Event. films give me a pang, but paper not "Blessed Event." That was at the V ar Who-o-o-- character. IATURELAND coloration is there are some ds, insects, fish, animals and ptiles which change their col-- s to coincide with the color of eir immediate surroundings. found have And naturalists rough extensive tests that the h which changes its color to itch the sea bottom under it is It t so smart as it seems. animals, rmanent, but anges its colors only when it n see the color of the surround- - For example there are some h that turn their skins brown over a dark, len swimming iddy river bottom and tliut come a yellowish colr when tmming in a lake whose bot-- o is of golden sand. 3ut if these same fish are iced in a tank, with their tails light water and their beads in dark section, the fish keep ir bodies dark to match the lk they see at their heads. If ersed, they keep their bodies tit. their tails extending in actuated clearness over a dirk ik. are Xher fish, tests show, e e quick as a flash to in colors which make m look like green weeds or a stone, gray and solid at bottom of the water. !l The directing of "Grand Hotel was amazing; the story was an epic, the acting was superb and I saw it for a quarter that about reaches the apogee of satisfacas the fellow tion. Although, said in "Blessed Event, nadir is a good word, too. To make the last two days perfect, it has been raining barrel of wet rain, and I have finally read "Four Horsemen by Ibanez. There is another epic. I have read many war novels, and many firsthand descriptions of battle, but infithe repeated, nitely sustained climaxes that the author does in this book, when handling the rush of war, outdoes Victor Hugo's Battle of Waterloo, and that is about the last word in sustained writing of power. No, I did not see the film of the wish now I "Four Horsemen; had, yet after reading the book I might not have been so pleased. I remember poor "Ben Hur, alas, too well. g, TALKIE TRIPS CORNED WITH JIM MARSHALL Although most of the newspapers and all the candidates keep insisting that we should "elect the best men to office" this Painstaking Pillar has its doubts about the efficacy of the plan indeed we have a sneaking Idea that democracy might be better served by electing mediocre men to office and thus making the government a sort n of of the nation outside of that there but PiiUKES-K- Vv are too few "best men1 in mas-srad- BEEF-Blu- e rif If LWBJI H 1 can 17c 2 !bs. 13c Crcp ev TT'-- v ! Fine, No. Pine m. Jar 15c jll.iriir.iMiuM - Democratic Candidate for Governor cross-sectio- country to waste them on cal government 2 cans 9c il iiMKABtBb the politi- Accompanied by a Democratic Caravan will Conduct have as a newspaper reporter observed some of the "best minds trying to run states and cities usually they were elected during reform waves when all the crooks were to be thrown out and the millenium ushered in and taxes cut to practically nothing sometimes the best minds and were really pretty good sometimes they were so good that nobody understood what they were trying to do and so they were thrown out on their ears at the next election We VEDNESD A y7 K0VF3IBER2ND Democratic Bailies i Throughout I large 1 Cache County THURSDAY I Me Cmfal Welding Gats Another thing is that government should be a minor part of the national affairs as old Tom Jefferson believed and said and that if by any chance there are a few good men in the country they ought to devote their time and brains to industry and to development and to invention and to distribution obviously they will be more useful in these endeavors-tha- n in the practice of nonsensical bu- jfo frah Crcaaory Baiter 77. ft. 23c i ki.sii fruitsTnd vegetables . H s ... 33 35 5 9 15 15 Mr. Blood and his party will also conduct indoor rallies Thursday Evening at S Oclock in reaucracy Government is ready a very simple affair and the less there is of it the better what the country needs is merely a group of men who will follow the rules long ago laid down and stop trying to invent 1 2 Cans Wfciie Siar Tuna Fish WELLSVILLE OPERA HOUSE IIYRUM THIRD WARD ( o, i r l (its Ba n a a masrmsmqm a iSa8 aHwI a a aq a a a .v.v.v.v.v. yj Ii( Ciod Ih. Ikllsf .11 B.ilu Bo, f (els. V. 10 25 V.W.V.V.V.V.N X3 Pig. 15c The time and place for these rallies follows: 11:00 oclock Mendon, Stauffer Store. 11:40 oclock Cache Junction. 12:20 oclock Newton, Amusement Hall. I:z0 oclock Clarkston, Tabernacle Grounds. 2:00 oclock Trenton, Benson Store. 2:40 oclock Cornish, Bambroughs Store. 3:30 oclock Lewiston, Third Ward Chapel. 4:00 oclock Richmond, Library. 4:40 o'clock Smithfield, Library. 5:20 o'clock Hyde Park, Tabernacle. - Foe-men- t. 10c Fancy Catchup Accompanying the group will be the inimitable campaign singei TARRY and RUN of American Foik, and the well known UOC.LKRI ACCORDION SERENADERS of Logan. A!! of the meetings will be If a group of really scientific men was set to run the goern-men- t the group would start out be regarding the populace merely as so much laboratory material would members and its formulate rules and systems to explain without troubling or without larding the them voters with heady oratory about lreedom and prospeiity and so no matter how sane and useful the scientific schemes were they wouldnt have a chance out simply be- B- B to be worked cause the average mind is always E suspicious of the superior nnnd The word; Foment. What it means: To apply a B warm lotion to; hence, to nurse to life or activity, to cherish or promote the growth of by exto rouse; encourage; citements; new schemes instigate often in a bad sense. The before giving the old ones a Where it came from: lid Chinese looked on comets Latin, femen-tufrom tryout fementare, thorough ambassadors Journeying from a warm application or loAND, LISTEN; Its curious eelestia region to another, and tion; from fevere, to warm or that if the voters really try to kevt seronitr VAAnfHii nf I at t .. CilUtKIU lUCM tUV UbU' Pronounced: th succeed worst in choosing ally r SARDiNES-O- ' Grand The masterpiece was Hotel. Would you believe it that this was the first time I had seen Greta Garbo? That's how much of a movie maniac I am. It would not take all my fingers and toes for me to count up ALL the great movies I, have seen In will 25 years, but "Grand Hotel qualify. Greta was great in every sense of the word, but she didnt overBut the shadow Joan Crawford. master actor was Lionel Barrymore. I have not seen so sweet a piece of work since the days of Wurlicld in "Music Master. That is the sort of thing the Russians This is All Saints Day, but there do so well, and we do so very re a lot of little devils running terribly. And although I always liked the ound last night. fellow, for the first time I thought reached the true Anyway, nobody stole our front Wallace ofBeery actmp; he just was the te. We didn't have a front gate heights most 1 Soap Solid Fink Tall Can ic littery, and at nyijht to home, id aa I do approach the front for, a small, chubby figure, wear-a moat horrible mask, doth ap-out of the gathering duske, at me, d doth go lich doth affright me mightily, id I do run into the house, where ailing with terror, until anon ible Humor doth dash in and out: I scared Daddie! I scared kddie! which do make me feel ighty slllie, you may be sure! id to aU the evening to dueking r apple, teUing ghostly tayles d all the innocent fun in the irlde. In country So they are go r.g to ha e " a sham election a.l of election their own They are goi g o Cue the voting machines on exhib.Lioi at the industrial esmb.tion, athe battle is expected to be r.t i'm between the two c&riiidate-- . W .u Rogers and Eddie Cantor Cantor was immense!.' toji hed at his nomination O.t he da hed to the nearest telegraph office and sent his ref 'v Mr. Harry King, ToETICAL SELECTIONS Norseman hoists the wassail i 53ft Tomatoes- - , CHOICE . Tall Can , jfor worlds." Crop Pail Mil- k- - happened to Clarence not lb. 10 ' EVERYDAY -. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND Karo Honey New 1 lying SPINACH certain compensations. We do not subscribe to this doctrine of resignation. Most particularly do we doubt that Providence had anything to do with mankinds current scourge. Man in part wilfully and in part ignorantly created this all himself, without the slightest aid from on high. In our better moments, however, we do dare to hope some of the lessons so painfully burned into us by events of the past three years will really be learned and remembered for a while. Perhaps, for one thing, honesty, just plain honesty, may have a revival of esteem. The real scandal of 192!) was not our collective and unanimous foolishness; it was the fact that common honesty was so hard to find among the business leaders we were following. It wasnt even recognized as dishonesty. So blunted was our moral sense that men told unblushingly of using their positions as officers and directors to buy and sell stocks of their own companies sometimes to sell short on inside news, sometimes to buy for the rise in ' forewarned anticipation of bigger dividends, in either ease taking vantage of fellow stockholders their employers, really. Heads of venerable and respected houses of issue, with long and irreproachable histories, sponsored securities which sometimes they had not half investigated, such their hurry to get their trusting customers money, hut which sometimes they had investigated all too well. Bankers bribed public officials of foreign nations to borrow money the' nations didnt need, so that the hankers might have bonds to sell to a hungry public. .Sponsoring dubious issues, since gone sour, might be just bad judgment; but there is no such mild name for bribery. Heads of great corporations, trusted and respected by a million stockholders and by the general public of half, the, United States, which they served, used stockholders securities to bolster their own speculative accounts, and then, when the smash came, went touring in foreign lands. Laws will not solve th problem. Laws may help us watch men ; laws cannot make men honest. Our only hope of higher standards jo the years just ahead of us is that business men1 themselves have been chastened. over ; as- the participants look back , The wild party ; is and? ; are ashamed, appalled. .they The line between and mine, blurred dur ing the, wild frenzy of the debauch, has become sharp again. , uch tactics as urdling, c 1 1 tying or making SPECIAL g 19- 1, ... Upon hearing that a machine has been invented which will BY LLEWELLYN MILLER count sand grains, you may wo:u!i why anyone would have HOLLYWOOD That was a funuse for hu h a machine or why would want to count ny telegram which Eddie Cantor anyone received from the president of gtai i of .sand chamber ot commerce of The fait Is that this is an im- the V. aslungton, D C. It seems that port'd, ,t prut ess in the analyzing the m most liquids if , .1, r.. citizens of the To the aw rdge person there nation's capital is little interest in the sedimer.t-- j wearied of the ary conditions of his drinking fact that they water, fur imtame, but it is an may not vote. factor to those who jicnpoitunt Because gu eld this watc r District of CoJ E. Appel, geologist of the lumbia is not University of is hieago, in any state, for the new machine. those who live It consists of a thin brass plate there are praccontaining 3 'JO minute hole3 and disentically is fastened cm the end of a sucfranchised. Only tion h,i'f As the holes are smalla small proporer than the grains being counted, tion are govern- each hole holds hy suction a sinment employes, When every gle giem of sand hole is holding one grain, the sand ) Ule teiegiaia. and all of the is earned ofi to a separate pile rest feel that they should have and moth, r 3il grains pirked up equal rights with the rest of the Frior to invention of this machine the counting had been done either by the eye or with a microscope, a painstaking process As many as lO.rio grams may be counted in an hour with the new device. t- There is a faith he'd by many nice old ladies of both sexes that Providence knows best, that there is a good side to everything, that the worst disasters that descend upon the human race bring in their train folks! Hooray! Howdy, Another Halloween Hooray! has passed! NOVEMBER j (From the Business Week) Humor TUESDAY, HOLLYWOOD THE END OF TIIE WILD PARTY Our UTAH SCIENCE NEWS'SPOTLIGHTING Afternoon Published ftt 75 West Center street, Lfigaa, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co. Entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mail, S2 50 the year in advance, by carrier 33 60 a ytar in advance or the the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5 00 the year. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San New York, Boston, Detroit, and Seattle. ROBERT W. MARTIN, Adv. Mgr. OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor w 'i LOGAN, L, 6 Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d , 2 HERALD-JOURNA- i Off; SI....I lbs should,. r j), A? 29c RLOIN STEAKS ( .it from primp bepf, lb. Il UE LEAF Snow White L!U o n(s |