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Show THE PAGE FOUR. The A HERALD-JOURNA- Newspaper uP. j5X Afternoon Every Week-daPublished at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper matter at the Entered as second-clas- s Rasnmson, president. Co, N. Go-n- ar postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price In Cache Valley by mail, $2 50 the year in advance, by carrier 3.50 a year in advance or 40c the month. Outside Cat he Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. Gilman, Nicoll & Kuthinan, special Representatives San Francisco, Chicago, y New York, Boston and Detroit. R. W. MARTIN, Adv. Mgr. OTTIS PETERSON. -- 1 iXrwT T-va- MEUO A 'UjTTlE. MOO GOT at HI IT HIM BuW RiOAT MOW-- , I (Seiche Humor ' We're opHowdy, folks! the idea of radios in automobiles. It's bad enough to have to debate with your wife over what road to take, let alone argue over what broadcast ing station to tune in on. posed to AND MATTRESSES mild anaesthetic for oysters, spare them the pain of prying leu their shells, is suggested by . noted scien-k- . Vera , A M , Another humane nlove would be j furnish sheets and pillow-case- s r oyster beds. W. Bleep, 15. 17 Vi Diph-tri- a Drive, wins the second prize 1 eur sensational rw contest: V.'hat s Do With an Outboard Motor in he Winter lonths. Mr. Bleep Uggests that you .an clamp smalt these rf Motors on the side a bowl and use the propeller as tan to cool your soup, t one Tie that one in with h o WITH JIM MARSHALL. RACING NEWS horse the that Gee Gee says The late Olympic brawls in Los 5 bet on at Agua Caliente last nth was the bravest horse she Angeles seem to have revived the ideas that, violent exercise r saw. It chased the other ancient and tijat is good for the health , rse all around the track. a sound body produces a sound t mind . and that exposing yourself to tjUGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: brilliant sunshine for eight hours tfA husband Is Is good for you , none of these ideas has any law creature of is promise you validity but millions people - and so hasten believe them week that he ill work around themselves into their graves v , house Sunday, long before their time td on Sunday s flshin'. I -Just how many millions of dot. PICNIC HINT d How to keep a piece of buttered lars have been wasted on "ultraviolet glass in the vain bop aad from dropping on the but-re- d that it would let in some mysterside ious sort of rays into homes and Butter it on the other side. schools and hospitals - we dont 1 know. ", . ; i . f FIGHT NOTE but what we do know is that Taking home movies Is able td new, but the people in nobody has as yet been a have produce any sort of "ultra-viole- t' apartment next to us broad-i glass that wont cloud up after a n doing their own home few weeks exposure to- the sUn. for years. Jting . . shine , .. ' and thereafter have ail the r A COMIC STORM defects of ordinary window glass c A scientist has invented a school directors who - propose that warns of coming earth-takespending money for trlqk glaa Ha probably utilized the feeling windows In schqolrpoips might look a husband who has forgotten to into that . . . ' all his wifes letter. i jj'l . . ly - - EVANS-COWLE- YE DIARY Betimes home, where greeted by iMe Humor, who do dash out of and leap at my neck. Moat knocking me, heaven help e, flat on my back. And so do va the little tyke a licorice which she do smear over face and hands, exceedingly itldie, but Lord! it do make her ipnie and fonde. And anon to riling the small cherub her eve-n- g oatmeal, and she do get one-ir- d of it in her stummick and on her dress, which ly he,' for her, a greate record! td- - so to dinner. . ' y .lol-po- p, two-thir- ,'.- , As for violent exercise helping anyone it is just as .reasonable to suppose that trying to make a coupe chassis do the work of a Mack truck on a 20 per cent grade will build up the coupes ' transmission gears careful inspection of the figures show that athletes are not omy unhealthier than normal per. sons but that they live shorter ' . . lives it is seldom one discovers an athlete who goes through a, year without sickness but plenty of underexercised office 'people, who sit around on chairs continuously go for years and never miss a ' . days work and finally die at 97 of boredom . OiGnOV OP OFFICE. SMITHFIELD CACHE VALLEY TOURNAMENT Fridays Result Amalga 3, Hyde Park 1. Smithfield 11, Collegians 8. Saturdays Schedule ' At Lewiston n vs. Lewiston. Richards, If R. c Olney, ss M. Hansen, VV. 2b Hansen, rf Cornish vs. Trenton. Sundays Schedule At Johnsons Grove Amalga vs. winner Scrowther, 3b VanNoy, lb Pitcher, p Smithfield vs. winner, Totals Hits Cornish-Trento- Runs 100 0 2 2 3 10 21110 130 030 133-- 11 11 12 11 12 EVANS-CQWLE- 111 10 -- -- Stts. Eames, Kearns, J- The sepres: ' AMALGA 3 2i , ' 0 i .3 3 ' punn, ',f?r....i..i.ij..,s . i ' 4, 4V 1. -- Petty, jib. , Evans, rf. Danford,' 3b.E. Ewing, c. ' 1 28 9 Reese,' If. J M. Ewing, p. Larsen; ss. 3 GROCERHEN RUN , : . .e l r 4 - . . Plggly Wiggly' ran wild against tbesEigbtH ward Friday at Soldiers Field, the final score being The 24-- victors i connected T ' Smith, cf. Raymond, cf. - - . , t 3 i.. . , U NLA 9CFVICC. Egan of Richmond Chicago 1, Washington NATIONAL 1 0 10 1 0 read, Fridays Results Cincinnati 1, Pittsburgh St. Louis 5, Chicago Only games played. 8. LISTEN: If a sound FED GARFISH body produces a sound mind it FORT WORTH. Tex., Sept. 3. is curious that no perfect physical ft Garfish, which careful sports-fe- n snecimen has ever attained fame destroy, when their lines are at anything else. Agged, are being fed to the here. A truckload of ars" was given the Welfare ' 7.50 by the government fish TO BUTTE AND RETURN itchery at Lake Worth. nt 6.10 NEW TYKE MODEL PHILADELPHIA, Sep,-- 3. (IPi stew type artists model is Miss She prefers to mod-I'rit- h pree Wade. animals and enjovs having ke coiled snout her head and qunng the time the' artist i, working. . f TO IHI.IjOV and return . SEPTEMBER 8TH From Logan via Oregon Short Line. Tickets good in coaches or chair cars, limited for w turn ot home destination before midnight September 12ih.' Ask local agent for further details. ; ,i Outdoor Advertising f lit . $ ttiy rfA irnn VPll'T N, JJ J5A The HOTEL Newhouse Salt Lake City, Utah 111., Sunday, Sept. 4 borrowed or purchased: Logan, 108 N Main; Milford, given to anyone on the block DEEPEST OIL WELL IBS fUi A Will gives a man a chance to express his real sentiments BLIND newsdealer depended on his faithful dog, Jackie, to guide him about the streets. In his will k. this man left a surprisingly tidy sum and named Jackie as his chief beneficiary. Jackie whs not to be given to anybody on the block". But rather a lifetime of ease in a de luxe dogs boarding house was his inheritance. A After all, thoughtfulness and affection are the heart of a A will gives you a chance to express your real sentiments." It also gives you a chance to name an Executor and 0 y You Save Money A to buy them... 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AND, (? w won , years Family Room or 5 persons First Ave., and McKean; Ogden, 305 Central Building; Provo, This 105 East First North; Salt Lake City, 628 Clift Building. literature is also obtainable at many public libraries. . As 7:30 p. m. 4 12K)ke-Z32.G- market. at O CHRISTIAN SCIENCE 4:30 p. has-bee- Sid $(-- to Salt Dike City Station KDIL Ausiicrs Christum Science Society of Logon Free public Reading Rooms are maintained at the following places, where the Bible and all li'ei ture published by The Christian Science Publishing Society, in Boston, Mass., may be . 3b-l- f; ' 2.00 00 Pros. 100 Baths 1.00 Radiocast on LEAGUE Ab. R. H. bingles. .v . Tbb ' lineups: H. Piggly Wiggly Scholes, c; L. Paul, ss; J. Bindrup, lb; B. Smith, ; 'R: Hull,: ef j C. Petersen, P. Hqvey, bi M. Wallace, if; A. Lundahl, rf: J. Broberg, 3b: C. Srhtth, rf; L.Teatis, cf.' ' Eighth - Ward4-- D; Marshall,' c; C. Nelson, JR. Hansep, ,lb-p- ; J. Jones, 2b; F. Bloter, 3b; M Marshall, ks; E.. Jorgeson lf; M. Johnson, cfp Ci Hansen, rf.i y Waters, 1L 400 Rooms 1. Boston Philadelphia Only games played. for ' ' " srflt sbuGHT ' PARIS; Sept,- 3.1 (UHi A site for for the sunshine stuff we the j International . Exposition of may take a tip from nature the normal animal when it .ModernnowArt, to be held, here in is 193T, INDIAN PROGRAM wants to rest Invariably seek Grand Palais 'bbing sought. The n eliminated, the shade to its ,due overcrowded for being sometimes a dog or . a cat several the with seasons, will stretch out in the sun but and Autumn salons.' An Spring interFranklin Stake thats because it's too lazy to stagPRESTON national; show would require-- much Mrs. ger over Into a shade ' L A. Superintendents, patch C. Hull and William P. Shum-ltrom the lion down to the rab. more space. have arranged a program bit every living thing dodges the r their Sunday night meeting sunshine ail it can 30 years' The Way of The i the theme yet exposure to the orb of -- as d Man. the call it is', supday poets .experience Professor Harrison R. Merrill posed to possess some miraculous Outdoor the Brigham Young Univer-,- f power to make sick humans well! will speak on the subject in a re-- f ndi&n Lore. President Carl H gional If humanity is nuttier about ohe irlson will introduce this year's ' ! male chorus thing than another it is its GhiradeiliV Ground )gan. The local ill sing two numbers and J. J. health Chocolate sales In 1890 a will the mad solo, trumpet lat scramble to' live a play 1st 'Eudora Alder will give a year longer results in some of the rwefe 25,000 lbs. In 1926 weirdest theories and i practices aditig. sales. were ( 12,200,000 The meeting will be the last possible to imagine Stake and the mam result is a def. lbs. .Ghiradelli built a J ssion of the Franklin great 3 inference be inite shortening of life-a- nd Sunday. It will the in the .Preston Opera House crowding of more illness into the market priiparily, through Mrs. J. clean chlorinated water! St. Louis 3. 7, New York I LL A. PLANS FOR Everybody!! OFF mC Labor Day will be your last opportunity to swim at Ixqrana this season! Plunge closes Tuesda, September 6. 39 3 U 012 310 121-- 11 3 000 210 000 HYDE PARK . 1 0 C. L - 12 11 0 0 1 , Hits Runs- 5 4 4 4 1 MS Y night, when he won five straight games. F. Gibbons placed serond and E. R. Tripp, third. The final tournev of the season will be held next Friday, 5 p. m., at the Cache Knitting Work's court Results: hits .while G. Smith let the Eighth ward down with four safe 26i -- first place in the weekly horse9. shoe pitching meet held Friday ,1 1.40 ,.r Thain, lb. UP HEAVY SCORE Keith Ab. R. 0 5 5 6 0 ' 1932 AMERICAN LEAGUE 1 11 Evans-Cowle- Earnest TRIP A to SALT LAKE and NEWH0USE I vr" in warm, clear, 103 12 11 10 10 11 41 101 f AB. R. H. 7-- -- ENJOY $4J.r0 6 6 5 5 5 3 3 4 5 cf Fulkerson, D. Hansen, . . t- LOGANA y Sleek, r st Enjoy a Swim at Amalga, Smithfield Win First Contests s. . The UPHOLDING Y de-4- I IT. COLLEGIANS defeated Als Bike AB. R. H. shop 3 at Adams Field Friday Amalga and . Smithfield i-- won Westover, If 5 Als Bike banged out 9 opening contests in the Cacne night. 5 safe hits but could not make them Valley baseball tournament pfliy' Hale, 2b 5 y count for runs white ed at Amalga Friday. The othpr Grosbeck, lb 2 1 5 3b fnade each of seven hits mean four teams in the tournament will Nyman, J 5 their first action at Lewiston Nielsen, cf g run. get 1 4 0 ss ' " " today with winners meeting in Carlson, 5 Hirst, rf 1 ' ' k Winners semifinal Sunday. D games Ab. H. R. . 0 3 c 5 will meet winners and losers losers Lewis, Jeffs 3 ; 0 0 .-Dailey, p in championship games Monday. Reading lb Sorenson, will and Monday games Morton I i Sunday 0 cf be played at. Johnson's .GrnveJ" Jacobs ,t.i.4r 2 m. each at day. p. Scliaub .'.1 starting Totals Both games. Friday were -- WF Ants' M, McCulloch ... ..5 212 021 113-- 13 alfairs' with Smithfield Runs C. McCulloch fought 301 010 102 8 jo. staging a spectacular rally two6 A. Reading and Joe Umpires score six runs in the last Waite. innings against the Logan Collegians to win the feature contest. Merl Ewing of Amalga let FINAL HORSESHOE ALS BIKE Benson down with six hits and Ab. R. H. one counpitched a near shut-ou- t, Hancey, ter in the second inning being TOURNEY FRIDAY j.';.-- 4 , Bensons only score. 3 -. Evans-Cowle- Moran and Mack go around beasking each other questions tween scenes in Sennett's Hypnotized. Like this: What's the difference between Mack a pig and a gangster?" wanted to know. It would take me all day to exolain," snapped Morgan. "You tell me. A pig's squeal is the only part of him that isn't .used, and it s useful," and Mack, and started to run. T2 AL'S BIKE LOSES TO 15 SWIMMER TOURCOINU. France, Sept 3. H pi At 93. Madame Cuveher-Des-predonned he- - bathing suit and showed the bathers here how to She has do a few fancy dives. been swimming since she was four. At one time she was a swimming teacher in the Seine baths. Her and husband also is a swimmer. mg mixture of maple syrup dye. But, because be is so well established, and so well known, time after time, his customers come back for more. And they never threaten to call the police and turn him in for misrepresentation. HE SI PiLl ES BOTTLES He is the man who supplies bottles of every description for the bars and speakeasies in films ... history ! Sitting Atop the World ' his has be gen-- I The label is guaranteed to But be-- I So is the bottle. uine be responsi- not will he that yond Want some Pol Roger,, 1908? and Just call up Hillside-3191ask for Jeck. and are Cache-America- PREDICTION do not If business conditions will be Claus prove, Santa lown as Saint Nickellesa this ar. 3. DM. p'-r- ' Apparently what President Hoover and his satellites cannot see and what some millions of Americans do not realize is that the republic is approaching the end of an era. Rapidly, we are plunging ahead into a new cycle in our national history. The old era, and those who profit enormously by reason of its inequalities and injustices, witnesses incredible things as it rushes to its end. One of them is the strong-arcommandeering, by the Hoover crowd, of $3,800,000,000 of the peoples where it will do the money, and its redistribution most good, in one last, frantic effort to save bureaucracy from its doom. One of the. places where this money was supposed to do good, for instance, was in the direction of General Dawes, who resigned from the Reconstruction Finance corporation just in time to be offered $80,000,000 of it. A mere coincidence, of course. Practically, there are no strings on what the administration may do with this. huge sum about of the entire national income for the year. It can hand it out to anyone, for almost any purpose. It can pour it into doubtful states; it can hand it to Big Business where it will be most useful. It has given away millions to banks, insurance concerns, railroads, with only the thinnest possibility that the people ever will get any of it back. What we have in America is the spectacle of a played-ou- t bureaucracy, utterly incompetent to manage the nation, trying desperately to perpetuate itself in office and strong-armin-g its sinews of war from the very people who will, in November, read it its death warrant ! 2 Knit 9, Purl state, 0',.: one-ten- th LOCAL MAN WINS HIGH HONORS Basil same imPorTonT. m I Koehnng, -- -- so LOOK MOT DEAR. USING YOUR MONEY TO FIGHT YOU bootHollywood . . . Hollywood's busileggers do not all conduct fashion. subdued a in ness One of the biggest is not even an honest bootlegger, but just the federal, county ofand city enrour- ficials age him quite Many openly I times I whisky teen discovered to be cold tea. Frequently his brandy bacardi w a t caramel syrup And his are a liquors rible-tas- Pcs i Tom hi JUTTtS.T IMNitKlTOR MiftrtT HIT 04 A 5 OOO Miller By Uewellyn IDEA, AM A Bright IDEA COMIM FROM BuCH A Dumb loomW muT mi&HT maUE LOOkf THO, Tt--V Hollywood AFRaiO it might Be a Bright must To EvE-- He. Spotlighting BAAT TO LOOK'. uuBow. WCXA-D-Ni -- VT Tmam iw' kiuT i Time.! MisjTE. Proclaim Liberty throughout the land SEEMS TO t BuU tkjTfcntST T-Cf f wOOOS MOft Im vePV tF A ExPLAar-iiK- i' o iR R ! SOE. OlAEP -- vjT T TJ-- "Tioe. itLl SO I CriAeC? A ROoGirA( levETCtA Editor Managing 0u. Ctof 1932. 3, BY WILLIAMS OUT OUR WAY Herald-Journ- al Scripps-Canfiel- d SEPTEMBER SATURDAY, LOGAN, UTAH, L. Trustee who will respect your sentiments and carry out with fidelity any thoughtful provisions you may have made for your family. Business methods must govern our service as Executor and of your estate. But sentiments of friendliness and understanding will guide our relations with your family. 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