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Show THE HERALD PAGE FOUR Herald-Journ- Every "Wild Bill;, Hickok needed more thain steel nerves to help? him calm Abilene,. Kan.- His greatest aid was ..a btace of Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Week-da- Afternoon y Besides killing several gunmen to show he meant business. Wild Bill walked into the biggest of the many dance halls in the little Without foreword or warning he mounted a chair brandishand aning his nounced: "Every man here walk over to the bar and stack your six shooters on It. Every man obeyed 'and soon the bar was heavily laden with pistols. You can't tote a gun in this town and live, Wild Bill told them. The towns gamblers a n d they were many offered a big purse to anyone who would remove him. No one did. "Proclaim liberty thruout the land. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, St; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor six-gu- ns THE TRUTH QUICK ' of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. By LLEWELLYN . . The havent the advice a writer Is That MILLER . . . "If you go buy one. Hollywood a past1; to gave Faz- Louise . and the renunciation of war pact to prevent conflict is being exemplified in Manchuria. Call it what you will, Japan is conducting a war of conquest in the Far East, without the formality of declaring war. The empire started the Russo-Japanewar in the same way firing first and talking cant be interesting until you have a past, he added. She did not follow h 1 s advice. She was too busy making her future as a comedienne. But the advice d.d make her interested In the pasts of her friends.. Here are ;ome of the facts which she gathered about their lives before they became shining lights on Hollywood. Lew Cody was a drug clerk. Nell Hamilton studied for the priesthood. Zelma O'Neal was a telephone 'operator. William Beaudine sold newspapers in' the Bronx. Edward M. Griffith was a police reporter. James Gleason stopped school whenlft was 11 years old. Bdmyftd Breese was a choir boy. 1 . , Ann Harding was a stenog, rapher. A - Irene Rich sold real; estate. Ursula Parrott wrote, fashion ! It is, perhaps, a waste of time to ask why nations pledge their solemn honor to forsake war as a means of settling difficulties, and then turn around and shoot holes through their treaties. They have always done it ; probably they always re -This lias startled soda fountain cles by inventing a brand-neAnd imagine a sky picture ice cream sun-da- e. of Mickey Mouse, extending from San Diego to Latitude 197 Bleeps creation the result of five years of and restudy SOLVES MANCHURIAN search consists PROBLEM! of onion - fla-- v o r e d ice B ro Solution of the Manchurian cream, covered V A o oL tonuestion was a step nearer tomato day, thanks to catsup and topped with a dainthe efforts of ty spoonful Oi chopped seaSarHobart J. weed. Mrs. Bleep will be revol saparilla, membered as the .woman who unteer diplofirst popularized tobacco-flavore- d mat. ice cream cones tor Sarsapar 111a that suggests shows European automobile United are featuring a motor car withshould States out gears or brakes. We have offer to intercars like that in this country, Manvene in but most of them are owned by churia if Japan, in return, will high school boys. to a assume, mandate agree over Chicago. LI I' Gee Gee will now sing Harold Peterson. Photo by that touching old ballad: "Sow your wild oats if you must, but California is weathering the dont mix them with rye and with corn." depression nicely, what a tariff protecting Its oranges and prohibition protecting its TOUGH JOBS Far harder than digging grapes. The stumps from an acre STOCK MARKET Is getting some salt from cir- w Mrs. ( Meanwhile, the world gets a demonstration of the futility of seeking peace through international agreements, made by politicians and statesmen who have no more intention of living up to their word than a worm has of flying. ' ; I with he-me- n. salt-shake- -- olive-skinne- en n) The OBSERVER fellow-scrivene- If u . is Mrs. Effie Bleep, who the te will. Natureland- a: U' -- ft m - rk t, c rv T I ut 4ifi. eO y'i. Ain o! it? at Hi: By Jim Marshall A I :fl T: writes JBF "more than anything else is to have a class not of aristocrats- but of intelligent and honest men to do our governing for us To do this we must train ourselves in . intelligent and honesty and make both popular which they are not Just "What we need M dT ... . ep.e I n . t ' i r Uj tj? ce . . ihe se ,,. ty-ihe- ! ' The only inhabitants of a little island in the South Pacific ocean 87 persons are all descendants of one white man, it was discovered by the crew of a freighter blown off its course. As the vessel neared the little Island, they were astonished to see a small boat put off from shore. In It were an old withered man and a number of half-casgirls and boys who called the old fellow, "Dad. "Dad explained it was 70 years ago that his father,. one William Marstcrs. arrived on A restaurant BLUES r! the island with his little native All the profits made last year bride. YE DIARY From this union developed the From Wall Street bonds and stock island colony of 87 persons. All (November 16) d, Earlie up, about 7 of the fair haired. Wouldnt buy a lady flea are A single evening frock! clocke, and donned my blue sense of "I have a God-giv;rge pantaloons, ceased most George Bernard Shaw predicts sharply, my flowered velvet rhythm. Rudy (Just-a-Mathat communism in Russia will weskit, and my yellow shoon, Vallee. and movies are a great deal to blame for the muddle be cause they make heroes of morons as far as were concerned weve been making monkeys of morons for some xars now at every opportunity but they seem to march triumphantly on now AND, LISTEN; Maybe: a sci".We do not honor intelll-genentific governmentr-wou- ld be and have is a people very efficient but it wouldnt no particular regard lor the be half the fun . . i , copy, v i e honest man Frarices Starr sold fudge. We honor the 4man who "What! What I Mis Fgaenda!" and Science- - News-- p said Gtnemattert. "Surer row ogters to, our prejudices .gets 'it have some klad ofg past to th r.JbJS measure up 'glamorous arid Is noV too - Muck up about ft H .S' .1 .it . x-- v backgrounds. Flesh from his hip and arm n ; ,. i Then she bkpkft ' dbwn and being .fashioned by. .dbetors JBF say? this . Totem of trou- is confessed j Into a new ear for John Caros-cell. when she was a little girl she ble was. wrong when it said it 17, of En41cott,'N.,Y.i sold newspapers in Los Angeles, imagined that If iwe HAD a Plastic In a New ' ?v-i democracyAndy iMeilin would York city surgeons K be in i Pittsburgh running a the chancehospital are glad for AaaaR! to experiment with The 8Xbe'caUed Chase- com bank be in the Instead of guessing wrong the youth.- He. will while The Krlsko edy is hospital they about treasury totals Kid." five or more make a series of "If we had a democracy operations. says his letter- iall the separate Only a small amount of flesh things the majority . wants can be taken at a time, but would soon be voted into n ear. will be just finished the and when all the money had . they assure been spent we would have to like new, go back to farming and fishing like our forefathers IThere wouldnt he' any banks for Mr.' Mellon to sit in A democracy is too ex' inventor Prof. Todays Oddity rather tragic failure of the league of nations se enda when she started in the movies. "You ... WHAT PRICE PEACE PACTS, NOW? Cinematters mile-squa- n. cow-tow- Neither this newspaper, nor any Iiowdy,- - folks! An has constructed a projector which will throw tremendously-enlarged film dramas on clouds, visible for miles around. Gosh, we can hardly wait to see a picture of Constance Bennett's far as the "big donators are concerned even to the "character' building agencies. Lord, how our beloved bosses dote on building up our characters. pie in the sky, et al. Whether business conditions will become better or not I do not know; I only know that there will be less distress, and more kindliness this winter for ' the unfortunate. The "big boys are trying to save themselves; so are the little fellows. That makes for sanThis may be the land of the ity in economics; also for defree, but it is a fct that there cency. are 100,000 regulations now in There will be less old horse beef force, governing the conduct soup and more honest stew this winter. In even the of every citizen. gospel "bread lines." Why not? Beef is almost as Bov, run down and buy me 10,000 shares of U. S. Steel and cheap as the Umatilla cayuse, to say nothing concerning the a nickels worth of jellybeans. price of hogs, lambs, steers and aged "milkers. Even the beef trust is putting meat in its Vegetable-Bee- f CHERRI0 soup, and that is the fundaof hard time liberality. . By.HILL BILLY mental Outside of the soft coal district, I guess nobody starves This is not going to be nearly soon. as tuff a winter on the proletariat as last winter was. We just cant have "it. I am neither sarcastic nor sardonic; there will be fewer The Iguana' is a large lizard people starve to death in this country this winter than did most commonly found in the East Indies, South America, last winter. This is going to work two Central America and some as far north as the middle states. days: First, the little In the more southern habitats fellows are getting wise; they are moving into the hills; natives relish their meat which they have quit expecting Mr. is said to be white, tender and Hoovers prosperity to turn the sweet-corner, and they are holing up 'rney lay from 20 to 30 large saw eggs, reach a length of 5 feet with a shack, a cross-cand a couple of pigs, which or more, weigh as much as 25 they will fatten on the neigh- pounds. borhood grain, trait or fodder, Despite their formidable size, that is going to waste because they are timid, harmless creatures. Stories told of their feit is not worth marketing. The second way. is that those rocity are pure fabrications. who are dumb, or .lazy, or un- Most of them are strict vegefortunate, are going to be tak- tarians, although a few thrive en care of by the lordly gents on Insects. There are about 350 land spewho hope to preserve the cies, all of which take to scheme of things as is. You will discover all communstreams or lakes when ity chest subscriptions great ly Increased so and stepped into my gasoline chaise, andwith much pleas-aunc- e, without any stop, did drive to the printery. And my gay, young blades, did express amazement 1 so earlie, wiorke be at that but I did say, Tut, tut! my be a success. Let's see. Wasnt lads, I love to get to work ear-li- e, it George who predicted that albeit did not tell them Carpentier would whip that it do Dame Humors cleaning daye, and that she did drive me forth from the house, otherwise would I still be lying SUPERWOMAN NO. 317 And so at my stint. Our Cache of Humor It's ' Romantic History al Published every week day afternoon, except legal holiday?, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price In Cache Valley by mail, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year In advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. . TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1931. JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, Our Own West 7 The A - - o, ti . - - s g cafi't afford to take chances with my 'voice. So I play safe by sticking to Luckies "theyre always kind to my throat. 1 - And Im doubly grateful for your improved Cellophane wrapper which opens so easily with that clover little tab." ( ac-io- . li Mis Aators Statement Paid pensive Instructions relative to the Christmas mailing in foreign postal zones have been given out in circulars received by Postmaster Joseph Odell. . Christmas mail fer European countries should be in the local - pG6tofflpe nil-- later than De- according to Mr. This gives just time Odell.enough for the mall to reach the port of New York and be sent by, steamer across, the Atlantic. Mall for points in Australia, New Zealand and . the Philli-pinshould be in the local of23. That for fice Hawaii should be in by December 12... Parcels should be securelv wrapped. For fourth class mail, covering all shipments exceeding eight ounces, no parcel will be accepted for delivery through the mails if it exceeds 70 measures over 100 pounds,-anInches in length and girth combined. i cember- 10, es and we know that from the cost of our present system which is about 25 per . . cent democracy Not being an aristocrat nor particularly intelligent this department Is not much interested in breeding a class of intelligent persons to have authority over us it Is the sort of thing that sounds swell In theory but hardly works out in practice In the present state of human development. we would rather trust to horse-sens- e the- collective If any of 120.000,900 people including children Mankind has often tried government-by-arlstocra- has seldom cipal government sunk lower than In America toProf. Will Durant. , day. By W. M. Ever ton I dont Customer: these pictures. They dont do me Justice. Justice? photographer; Lady, what you want Is mercy! 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