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Show '4 THE HERALD TAGE FOUR - JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1931. C: Our Own West The A Herald-Journ- al Scripps-Canfiel- Afternoon Week-da- y Every Its Romantic History Newspaper d - Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mall, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. . Proclaim liberty thruout the land r Market Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 6t.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 661 New Center Bldg. 525 OTTIS PETERSON, Managing R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager Editor THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. o You tar ... Humor folks! Noted sur- Howdy, Cant Fill a Dinner Pail by Weeping in it Among the most destructive forces in the United s conducted over States are the regular the radio by Walter S. Giffords unemployment committee., arises Every few days, some trembling and pours a song of despair into millions of homes and then business is expected to pick up right away. There is unemployment in this country and too darn much of it. Everything possible and a few "impossible things, too should be done to get men to to .work. But millions of people ARE. working; earning money; speeding money. Everyone knows the facts of unemployment, and slowly but surely public sentiment is rising to an irresistible force that will, before long, result in some sort of justice. America wants no weepers and wailers; they never accomplish anything; never will. And allowing them to spread fear and despair over the air is downright foolishness. What this nation needs is confidence, not despair; a vision of what might be instead of trembling acceptance of what is. This is a fight and Americans are going to win it. They always win fights. But men cant fight when their blood turns to water and their spines collapse. Most of Mf. Giffords speakers beat their breasts and call loudly on Providence for aid. The sooner we stop relying on Providence and rely on the strength of our good right arms and the brains bred into us, the sooner we shall get out of the woods. 21eRe geon .says, that the. stomach will some day be unnecessary, but we hope he is mistaken. We really have to have our to hang something watch-chai- n across! . r Mahatma Gandhi will attend a formal reception at Buckingham "Palace .tonight. Well, hell probably wear as much clothing as some of the women, at that! ' panic-partie- - , . And why not? What Is sauce for the,: goose is sauce for the Gandhi. MEN OF VISION Folks, meet' Otto Beansoup. local inventor, who announces a way to reduce the cost of operat. elevators ing in office build- ings. Mr. Bean"."I suggests soup that it might be better to By HILL BILLY. keep the elevators on . the Altho I endeavor to read most ground of the current writing that. is raise and lower worth while, yet I miss a lot of the buildings. data and I am perpetually dn'yourleontrl-butioCongratulal.-on- s to the wtrtd ef science, grateful to those readers who continually., send pie sig of leant Otto! .) ; z writings that .otherwise I would Photo by Clyde Hurst. have missed- My latest gratiHow to cure your wife of the tude is due a fellow who sent with antique craze: Give her a 1911 me the current Outlook model .flivver for her birthday. Steffens interview of Lawrence of Arabia In it. The interview is headed Armenians Are ImMEDICAL REPORT possible," and it is thought-compelliItch The ' seven-yefor any student of Got the best of Bridget; the trends of civilization. But theres nothing to do The entire interview boils But let her fidget. down into this: That the aged , When that German scientist commercial nations, the people which who have spent countless of perfects hisa death ray," sharpening their will kill at distance, casualties generations to pile up profits, come to among saxophone players are wits the place where they are fit for going to be horrible. nothing but the making of money from the work of others, and to the place where they MAKE MONEY IN are too wise to do any construcYOUR SPARE TIME! tive work. In short, this interview suggests that the Armenians are An easy way to make today where business nations money. like this nation may get in a Hattie thousand years, and it is not Hamhocks. pin-- 1 a pretty picture. of money editor Listen to Lawrence of Arabia this department for a minute: He is probably Is to collect a the wisest fellow on earth todozen . when it comes to the white day cut the brooms, understanding of the ancient, straws--' in quarteralien peoples: -inch lengths "The Armenians do not spend. white dip into Your Jews are great spenders. sell and paint, The Armenians get and they to bakeries for. save. They sell, but only to buy use as. shredded again and so get more and coeoanut. (Tomore. It takes evolution to demorrow Miss velop such perfection of the Hamhocks will true commercial spirit, and marbles how to dye explain evolution is a matter of degree. Conas sell them and purple And the Armenians are ef the cord grapes.) nth degree. I tell you that if Photo by J. A. Spuhler. ever the Armenians are given a in the world. II they Premier Laval says that it fair astart free hand on any corner get would be a good thing If France of the earth, they will own the understood our foreign policy-Yeah- whole and it would be a much rest of planet and work isall the what that better thing if we understood it the Turksmankind know and dread, and ourselves. the Greeks, and all of us who WxT DEVOLUTION mind.. Schools Celebrate On Armistice Day Plans for the observance of Armistice Day in the Logan city schools are under way. Each classroom in the elementary schools will hold a short program about 11 a. m. Wed11, Supt nesday, November Louis A. Petersen said Wednesday morning. The Junior and Senior high schools, under the direction ol Hess and Alvin Principals George Bates, are making an effort to engage the Logan tabernacle for holding a short joint Armistice Day program for the student bodies of the twe schools. What a stupid world It would be if we all told the truth George Arliss. film actor. D The- OBSERVER - By LLEWELLY'N MILLER . . . Hollywood Tim Lonegrin almost lost his job be cause his voice registered too well. He is the playing antrain nouncer in "Union Depot, n e w film for DouglasJr. and Joan Blondell After his first scene, in which he callFairbanks, ed trains in a vioce which could be heard, not only all over the big set, but all through the San Fernando valley and on, it seems, into the far reaches of the north woods, A1 Green, the director, tore his hair. "Hey! he cried, Sign1 This will never do! Lonegrin was injured. How loud do you want this, anyhe said. I thought I way? Final Rites Held For Logan Resident Funeral By Jim Marshall services for Jacob Hug, painter, who died Saturday, were held Monday at 1 p. m in the Sixth ward chapel. Bishop Olof I. Pedersen officiatave notice-hwe time in "eternity ed. The but fail altogether to do Speakers paying tribute to the discovered a new planet as as thick about five times anything about making this character of Mr. Hug and his dethe earth and about 70 times world a pleasant place for votion to his family were Charles Bowman, as far from the sun as the earth themselves and their fellows Joseph Moser, -- we KNOW we have to live John H. Taylor and Bishop is nobody has seen the planet we GUESS there the at know world in its this Pedersen. yet but they Musical numbers were furbecause of the erratic move- next and yet some of us drop the life for substance of nished by the ward choir, a the ments of certain other planets which are pulled out of their shadow of something in the vocal duet, by John Spuhler and Walter Wuthrick, and a voregular courses by the attrac- hereafter cal selection by the ward choir. tion of "Mr. X. What a fine world it might as we scientists have dePrayers were offered by Fred be if people would only stop Glauser and Walter Beutler. cided to call it it is very wonderful meas- worrying about what may hap- The grave in the Logan City dedicated by way out pen to them when they die and cemetery was uring delicate pulls new plathere and discovering give some intelligent thought to Thomas J- Howell. to themnets before theyre seen what is happening star-gaze- rs - Cotton-fabrselves letterheads ar and to everyone else right finding favor with many busifirst discovered a planet by now ness firms. and if wise men would stop this method for a few years he told astronomers to look star-gazifor a at a certain spot in the sky on and try world-gazin- g a certain night and theyd change AND LISTEN: The world find a new member of the famis a home to be lived in and ily was yelling! some of them laughed and not merely a union depot where Its loud enough, said Green some of them looked and those you catch the 5:15 to heaven. but I could understand every who looked found Uranus word you said. You are supwhich must have made the posed to be a train announcer. Uranians quite cocky if they Junior High P. T. A. Make noise like knew anything about it to Meet Tonight thanCreomuhion may be a better hei No real train anyou need. It combines seven major nouncer ever makes himself unWell its all very wonderful helps in one the best helps known to derstood. On more slip like that but somehow its all very sad The Junior high school It is made for coughs or colds and Ill cast you as a baggage association will science. you begin to wonder what eachers that hang on, for quick relief, for safety. smasher. sort of an animal man is when hold its first meeting tonight at Mild coughs often yield to lesser he goes galloping away into the 7 p. m. at the Junior high helps. No one can tell. No one knows and discovers why school. Explanation of the new Harry Gribbon appeared on light-yeafactor will do most for any certhe set the other day with a stars and planets travel in cer- features of the school will be which tain cough. So careful people, more and one side large bump decorating tain directions. given. Creomulsion fur ary more, are of his head. will include cough that using The program but fails entirely to discovstarts. No. he said bitterly. T did er why an abundance of good talks on the new report card, The cost is a little more than a not run into a door. My wife things on his own little earth new organization, guidance prohelp. But your druggist guarhit me with a piano stool, if fails to travel where its most gram and Student Guilds. The single antees it, so it costs nothing if it fails Ninth grade Girls chorus under needed you have to know. to bring you quirk relief. Coughs are Why on earth di she do . why tackle the little prob- the leadership of Frank Baugh danger signals. For safetys sake, deal that? lems of the stars before the will furnish the music. with them in the best wav known. Parents are requested to bring Probably because the "piano big ones of life? itself was too heavy for her to A good many people too the report card of their stutor lUffiruli ough lift! he retorted morosely, and spend too much time trying to dents with them to the fix themselves up for a good amd old limped away. ic It was HerSchel the Elder who p! Is This Too Good Your Cough? k. Parent-T- rs CitEOMIJLSIOiN f t Swire Heairslh) TESTS PLANNED New Stanford achievement tests. "for the fifth and sixth grades nre being given this week In the- city schools, Supt. Louis A. Petersen announced Wednesday morning. The tests will be given later in the junior high school. D CTOS ones - "Certainly I am on the Lucky list. Last summer, while camping in the high Sierras, I hiked six miles to get my supply of LUCKY STRIKES. I swore off harsh irritants when the talkies first started and Ive smoked LUCKY STRIKES ever since. ng ar i, didnt are striving for and, if a world war fits into the scheme, a world war we mutts will have. I thank my friend for this astounding interview. n. ; The early west was lnducive to colorful careers. Unsettled and undeveloped, it offered refuge to many brilliant,. intellh-gen- t men, who were, perhaps, a little indiscreet. Such was Gen. Sam Houston. As a boy he left home, lived for several years with Indians, was adopted by one cf their chiefs. Oolooteka. But blood runs thicker than water, and he returned home, opened a school. . Later, tired of Inactive life, he joined the army,, fought against Indians, became Indian agent, was elected to congress, finally became governor of Tennessee. Two years later he gave up civilized life and returned to the unreasons For Indians. known, say many books but the reasons were known. 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