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Show TIIE HERALD f PAGE TWO - NOVEMBER 4,1931. WEDNESDAY, JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, BY WILLIAMS Blessed Be Clowns By HILL BILLY OUT OUR WAY The A Herald-journ- al Scripps-Canfitl- Newspaper d Every or Humor Afternoon Week-da- y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at? 75 West Center stieet, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunrmr matter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan, UtJti, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache 50 $2 In the year Valley by mail, advance, by carrier $3.50 a year In advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year, thruout th land" Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 001 New Center Bldg. OTTIS Managing Editor PETERSON, R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager THE TRUTH Another QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or Indirectly, with any political party, public utility, leal estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers umuted solely to disinterested public service. Hollywood Jungle jungle ... It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that there are men burbaious enough to desire the hanging of a boy. But it seems there are, and one of them is Kenneth Mackintosh, a member of the Wiekersham commission, and a former supreme com t justice ol the state of Washington. In eastern Washington a hoy shot down a man. He was tried, sentenced to life imprisonment. This does not satisfy the bloodthirsty who would like to see this child dangling at the end of a MILLER By LLEWELLYN ... "Make us a a South American and be sure that it i s exactly said right, K tt studios to the d prop O K, said the prop d e e, rope. Does anyone in his right mind actually think that child is responsible for his actions? a And is anyone so blind as not to see that what a half-grow-n boy does is purely a result of his environment and' heredity that not he, but the people who raised him, are responsible? That society should permit one of its waids to be brought up so neglectfully that he becomes a muiderer is disgrace enough. But that this same society should include men callous enough, and brutal e. ough, to sees a solution of the problem by committing judicial murder is still more dis- partment and out they went to .scour the town for jungle m iai. In 10 days the set was complete. It covered an area of two square miles. Hordes of men worked day and night hauling truck loads of tropical vegetation and undergrowth. A big crew spent the 10 days filling 21,000 sandThese were needed to bagsmake a dam which created a river one nule long and 60 feet wide. On this synthetic aver, a seaplane will take off during the filming of the picture, which is Helen .Twelvetrees The Second Shot. seven Twelve alligators, and innumerable m a c a ws monkeys were part of the set And all of this right hr the heart of Culver City. Things like this, which sound incredible, may be seen on every movie lot in town. The huge funnels of a battleship still may be seen on the radio lot and they have torn down the North Pole, built for Dironly recently. igible That set was made of gypsum with bits of cellophane to give it sparkle. It covered three square miles, and was the best North Pole this department ever a-t- ei ' graceful. What society owes this unfortunate lad is a chance for life; an opportunity to be Reformed from his present condition into a useful citizen. Is this civilization or child? Hang a the Dark Ages? ... Richmond News saw Acting in the movies makes youngsters precocious. Billy Lord, just 13 years old, found it necessaiy to shave the other day Yes. Just 13. His whole head was shaved for his part in Penrod and Today s Oddity Its all in the at way you look - in New Yoik City have decided. It all started when three It, police shots were flred - a through window and a woman screamed To the scene were dispatched police in not squads Its gang a neighoors voice had war, tele-cra- announced over the telephone Dante Mrs. At the door, Ahgheri Gughelmone answered the policemens xnocl; the repeated Shooting Oh. yes. My husband, Dante wanted to show m? he still loved me. Gang war? No. no we are very hapyv Thunk you very much for culling. took The police, however Dante to jail for ciuiyim; s pistel. , AIR 5LAIL PICKET A PARKERS HAIR BALSAM Impart Color and Bauty Hair to Cray and fo.. ,L o y Lti P- - uy. vr si.V Y (Saipfiftoll m At the Capitol fast-movi- new type of aerial pickup was determined at the Washington-Hoover Airport recently. It permits an airplane in flight to take up mail sacks without! slackening its speed. : It has sometimes been said industrial that we live in an said We age. It might betn-b- e hve in the age ol Edison in many ways, the greatest man since the world began. Henry Ford, The Chore Amel club members 'Monday given by her Primary entertained their partners at a Seagull class in honor of their Halloween party Saturday even- mothers at the tabernacle- - Reing at the home of Mr and freshments were served. Mrs Mrs- - H. Ray Pond. Bunco was Hattie Hall entertained the girls of the Richmond played, the high score prize being won by Dr. E. P. Coburn. ward primary at her home on J. L. Robinson received the Monday. Halloween ideas were consolation prize. A delicious carried out. luncheon was served. All the The N. H. Circle and their appointments of the party car- partners entertained at a party ried out the Halloween idea. Saturday at the home of Mr The many friends of Mr. and and Mrs. F. I. Thompson to Mrs. George M. Thomson will celebrate the birthday anniverbe pleased to learn that they sary of Mrs. Thompson, and to have been called to act as observe Halloween. A hot supip the Logan temple per was enjoyed and the reA Halloween costume party mainder of the ivjnmg spent was given Friday evening bv the playing rook. F. 1 Thompson and" Mrs. Cyrus Bullen won the Bon Heur club and their partners at the home of Mr and high scores and Jack Spack-ma- n Mrs. Alma Olson- Bunco was and Mrs- - George Gunnell the evenings diveislon- High won the low score prizes. Variscore prize was won by Ray ous Halloween features were inBell, and the low score prize by troduced in the games. S R. Christensen. A hot supper Mr. and Mrs. Willard Wanner was served following the games. and daughters spent the week Mrs- Eina J. Merrill returned end at the F. I. Thompson Thursday from Malad where she homeThe eighth grade of the Park spent the past two weeks with Mrs. Thomas school enioyed a party Saturher daughter, Richards. She celebrated her day evening at the school 68th birthday anniversary Fri- building. Dancing, games, and day at her nome with her icfreshments weie features of children. She lecclved a the evenings entertainment early in the day from her son, Wjlloza J Met nil of New York who sent birthday greetings. The telegram stated tnat he would call her by phone at 6 p. m. Rocky Mountain mie. 'A hui tut call came Miv Plenty of action, a wealth of Merrill talked to her son, his romance, a story wife, and their two children at mth a surprise ending, and gor New Yoik. geous photography all features The Utopia club and their The Cisco Kid, Fox drama partners enjoyed a big turk.v opening at the Capitol Theater dinner and social evening at today with Warner Baxter and the home of Mr. and Mrs. Edmund Lowe m the colorful Lowell VanNov ct Smlthfied on roles of a reckless border bandit Halloween. Various games were and a cavalry sergeant. With Conehita Montenegro as prtyed. Cut prizes were won by Mis. Ethel Bair. Ko Albiston, the dark charmer who attracts Mrs. Venna Beckstead. and both men but cares only for one Amos Bair Mr. and Mrs. Monte of them, and Nora Lane as the Johnson were special guests. pioneer widow for whom Baxter Mrs. Martha Jenkins return - risks his freedom, the feminine er honle at Newton Sun- - lure of the picture is amply etj c.ay after spending the past two provided for. veLjca With her granddaughter, Lowe, hearing that Ins enemy c. s. Hall and family, operating north of the border Thomson went to Foda is starts after him. The chase Springs and Grace, Idaho, Fii- - leads to Carnzo. where Baxter day to spend a few days on is making violent love to Miss business theie much to the anWilliam Pulsipher, the new Montenegro, of the local sheriff. noyance music instructor from the North Baxter gets away, with Lowe's Cache high school, is moving bullet in his shoulder, and, rides his family to Richmond where Miss Lines ranch, where he to . will occupy the Alma is nursed back to health Lowe they Erickson home. tries to have Miss Montenegro Bill Christofferson Mrs, supbut she scornervised a Halloween party last betray Baxter- and the sergeant fully refuses, trails his enemy to the ranch, only to find hun gone on a This mismysteuous mission sion involves a bank hold-u- p in order to get money to keep the Miss Lane from lo.Miig ranch, and Lowe follows him only to be Involved tn a shooting affray in which Miss Montenegro pretends to be wounded Baxter escapes however, and gives Miss Lane the money Lowe, hot on his trail, comes to the ranch but the bandit is about to escape again when an accident unforseen occuis, which changes the whole turn of events and provides an unusual climax. - Sam. I , NOW PLAYING am Worner Edmund "SVW very is an nue til lung team that includes at least one Amciican name. X A T This is Congressman Herman T. Dishwater, who has done much to preserve the eyes of male pedestri-- 1 Y-- . j a n s. Congress- man Dishwater was a pioneer in the movement to persuade women in (1) look where theyre going. or, (2) put scabbards on the points of their umbrellas on rainy j days. Photo by After all E there paste Tube UA Chambers S cause for divorce Leaves the Top off -- just one the Tooth- Is When He OKiTi: INSTRUMENTS BAXTER LOWE "What I should really like above everything else would be nemactor to stand for parliament. Charles Spencer Chaplin. -Ci- Our Own West OBSERVER Tfe The baker, pi ano. The chimney sweep, flu te. The moonshiner, corn et. The old maid, man dolm. The reformer ban jo. By Jim Marshall I MAN OF THE IIOl R in the days when we makes tidy fortunes for the astute author and publisher went to school ... most censored books "being (Oh, DID you) well, anyway back in those so deadly dull that nobody days there was a literary and would read them if they werent held in the censored debating society schoolhouse one .night a week and it debated such terrific Just what is the difference Resolved, That questions as Above is a photo of Harold the Printing Press Has Been of between 200 students talking m twos and J. Blimp, one of the most something Greater Benefit to Humanity over fives in sorority houses and figures in the culinary Than the Steam Engine . . world and a man who has done with the printing press al- - fraternity dens and the same number chatmuch to increase the high iiways winning out tering about the same subject standards of the baSery indusand in a hall somewhere we never try. Mr. BHmp was the first It was all very polite pastry cook to use- - EePages when you arose to take the were smart enough to find out if we were a parent of a glue to hold felly rolls together. negative you always started college boy heaven forbid! we Poto b'' Weston Vernon out with and would sooner he did his arguing Mister Chairman m public The supreme test of a mans Friends: My worthy opponent AND, LISTEN: Just about poise and Is tc with delightful wit and a peneto get a kid to the best put him into a room where a tration that shows him to be a find out way all about some forbunch of women are raving rv deep student cf his subject bidden subject Is to tell him a small babv. stuff. and then you went on for its hush-hus- h five minutes handing out the EARLY morning winding up with PESTS bouquets BUT . . lease pass the prussie acid fiom there on you t;u janitor m the block sockedandhim Vt ho starts good and plenty ashcans Along bout five o'clock. Nowadays they seem to be ink k k How to achieve domestic har- terested in other things in coland debate "Resolved, mony m the home- - Give papa leges Die front page, mama the ad- That free love is more than the African custom vertising section, Lucy the love tn,u Chui les the sports page of buying a wife for a herd of cattle ... and Lirtie Bobby the funnies this always causes a terrific storm around the campus YE DIARY among people who regard t November 3i college students as unEarlie up, and to breakfast, to be trusted with the Facts fit on some kinde of sawdust. ing of Life Dame Humor having forgotten and in the ranks of grandto make oatmeal, which do be a hardy foode, fit for man or mas of both sexes who think believe the stmk beast. Aiu I did volunteer to all babies cooke a puffv omelet lr, but brings Danw Humor did decline my Occasionally debates on some ofler, saying; -- Ha, ha! The subjects are suppressed wav only you could make a the subject thereupon atpuffv omelette would be to taining wide publicity and blow it full of air with a least 100 times as at causing whieh did make me much as ft private debate mighty wroth, and I did, with would have rated had it been the speed of lightning, snap allowed to go on unmolested back, Harsh words butter no when a book is Just as whnh did silence censoicd its sale usually goes parsnips! the anv you muv be sure! up about 200 per cent and thus Back ... Talkie Trips - Low in Price Trade in your old set now for this co-e- tire-pum- p! 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A gridiron game at which no little yellow do? dashes across the field at a crucial mo. incut. a r Maybe I have developed a somewhat sardonic and ptgan sense of humor through n,v soli tary yeais alone with a amah m these quiet hills; but to me the. funniest thing of too yeai in a movie was m Monkey vvheie the begag-ele- d Business, Marx bi other mounts i lence m the moonhght anci emulates the lovesick tomcat I do not know how it is possible for the human face to look so' precisely like a tomcat, nor do I know where Biothei Maix acquired his feline technique. All I ran sev is mat n was a perfect duplication ol a wild animal act that I have observed many a time. There are two, no three, feature acts that I will wade thiojgh blud and Scaupoose mud to view: The Marx brothers what a fellow that JIarpc is with his naive lack of inthe hibitions Then there Wheeler Family, especially the gawky brother and th snippy sister, they am Arkansaw oj vear 1887 to tne last silly grin Finally coireth Chic Sale with the honest aronn of my village garboyhood clinging to hi ments: even to the smell of fo v pine snavings clipped it fiom his cunning drawKinu the mooth edges of his latest n.u'terpiece. Some sad folks wail over a Chailie Chaplin getting more in a week than the president a year. I think in gets more to worth Charlie is the nation m an hour than a Hoover conla possib.y bs worth m an Olympiad, and I would be willing to take a straight boost of 20 per cent m my income tux - it any and give all ol ll to help pay Will Rogeis half a million1 dollars a year to run witn a grin Its Romantic History thisThecountry most import. .nt folks in any society are mme who can a chuckle to the befudDavid L Payne was best bung dled and bedcnlod proletariat of known, most couiaueous fellow who carl gi.e me a those pioneers who attempted Any stoniach-rtretchin- g will to show that there W'as a secure a fiee ad m laugh tins cornet greater wealth in the soil if I have to brioe the editoi through farming than in gold to let me lave. and cattle. He used to form colonies of settlers, move with them into the newly opened territories and squat. Humiliate. The wordUntil troops came to arrest To reduce tc What it means the settlers for encroaching on a lower position m ones own Indian territory, the settlers eyes, or m the eves of others f aimed. As soon as they were to injure the self respect of; tc moved out, Payne would organ- humble: murtuy.' ize another colony, move someThe Where it cams from" alse. place I atm hum ho, on the ground, Payne died suddenly .while at low, from humus tne earth breakfast in Wellington, Kan- ground. sas, in 1884. It was believed by many that he was poisoned by those who opposed opening Okbeen Unless have you lahoma to settlement- But his brought up to work m early life death filled Oklahoma boomeis do not get out and try to do with resentment and hastened stunts after 50 or CO years old the day of opening. 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