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Show THE IIF.UALD . JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, PAGE TWO The field Xeusixipir .1 Scripps-Ca- n Published ivery week day afternoon. except legal holidays, at 7a West Co.. N. Gunnar Center .street, Logan. U'ah, by C.ic m Valley matter at the pj.'.tnflive Rasmuson, president. and entered as .seeoml-elar.- s Loean, Utah, under the act of Merrh 3. 11171). Subscription prtec In Cache Valley by mail, 2 50 the ytat ir, udvauo. by carrier S3 50 a yiar in or 40 cents the month. Oul.siuo Cache Valley, by mail $5 00 the year. It. Managing Editor PETERSON. FraneUo office. W. 44tli St 1!) W. MARTIN. 525 Market Ilooton offiee, ; Advertising Manager tii n inoino-publieaio- , uni-ion- who toss ii um.skiiiW cigarets into offiee baskets? line fishing i that never gets tangled in the iinderluusli and a pair of rub-- , her boots that never spring a leak while the p wearer is tain stream. NED OAKLEY. pre-um- , hip-dee- lhotn by Merlin Cunningham An astronomer has discovered a new sun which burns at a temperature of 150.000 degrees Centigrade. This is almost three degrees hotter than a baked potato eat- en in a hurry Today s Oddity j PEST No. 358 ish him no harm, hut I hope he gets mumps, The gink who keeps asking Hoover, President Herbert Jack Dempsey, the Mahatma Gandhi and about a dozen other public figures rre joint owners of a Florida farm but to ootain it they must defend their equities against foreclosure proceedings. The queer situation arose when George O. Lea. Florida legislator and farmer, found he was about to lose his property, valued at $10,000, for taxes. He Immediately deeded h i s equities to a score of piomi-r.efolk In widely separated I w Now well-kno- what in liecks trumps? LIT Gee Gee .says she wishes she were a mermaid. Then she wouldn't suffer from corns. II.VLL Joe (Dynamite") McGoof, whose photo is printed herewith, is said to be the nt toughest hom-br- e west of the Mississippi Mr. parts of the world-- ' V. D. Alston brought a foreMcGoof polishes closure suit against Lea and bis teeth on an the others. wheel, emery blows his nose with a charge of dynamite and is so tough that wildcat hit him yesterday and broke five teeth. Fhota by Alma Erickson members l YE DIARY (October 6) betimes and to the altick lp where searching for my last winters derby hat, and could fimle naught of it; hut anon, quizzing Dame Brew, the zany broke down and confessed that she did, forsooth, paint the derby orange, fill it with dirt and use it as a hanging flower-baskeRut I did say naught to the prettie creature, albeit mighty Irked, for l.ord: in these days such housewifely economic should not be discouraged. And so to the printery. - -- AO onBad Daystoo watches the calendar SHE never never has to ''break a date. GENE KELLEY. She dances . . . and enjoys it. The modern girl has learned how to case those "tring times". A few daj i before . . . you'll find her taking Lvdia Ii. Pinkham's Vegetable C.oni pound. Gone are those headaches . . . those backaches . . , (hose morbid, blues. Wont you buy a bos of the new tablets? 1 hcv re so easy to take . , and j ouii ieet so much better. advances thru right tackle for a gain of 2 inches. -2 TO IDAHO T VIES AND RETURN $2.70 TO BE ACKFOOT AND AGENCY CO" INSURORS Phone 960 i ! . i ; I nm R.v OCTOBER ItiTH Logan via Oregon Sire rt Tickets good only in coaches or chair cars, limited for return to home destination before midnight. October 12th. Ask local agent for further de -t J I ert-e- oi Complete Clearance j Of Entire Stock Sweaters IS I A Sweater Coats i 01 Overcoats Mill: sml (turn 0 rolnd EXAMPLES of I rom Logan Eos Angeles . Spokane Portland Butte . Boise !') I KIPS SHI.20 17.50 17.80 8.10 7.45 2.40 2.40 Pocatello Salt Lake Citv Corresponding Jmv fares to other paints For further details consult: , SheepHned Coats Ore-gn- Oi l. M(MI I I. B F. L. S( OFIE1.D Agent Leather Coats Hosiery . j i . , Underwear and l j L. D. S. Garments j There is no article in our store which you can not buy at WHOLESALE COST or LESS! ' i , Be Wise! t - Buy Where You Can Buy Right! - Buy Now! i QJ From Line. tails. No More Gas In Stomach and Bowels tifOAv-- u puiiiis. Short l.ini and I .on & Salt Lake Railroads, ni'd (o ( Hlifornm and Hie NnrtliBcst. (.nod in roailu-s- , chair cars, or slicjnrs. Pining car service. She Dances K3 . I Mouse Blankets lie! ween nil lin u! PryzzllwUzisk Leave It haidlv hnaine tl Rates drastically cut (0 approximately Dear Homer: Prof. Churlis O. Shaw says persons who whiste aie morons. But being a whistling moron doesn't bother u.s a bit. Our chief worry is where are going to get tire stuff to wet tl:e whistle with FIRE PREVENTION WEEK October 5th to 10th, 1931 ir crc there Strange as it seems are still millions of people who imagine that of all the billions of worlds floating around one unlucky -t- his is the on enough to have human life 1 ROUND TRIP t! kept pulling off getting their fire insurance, hoping they were immune from loss. They came home one night and found they weren't. Don't you lie caught this way when insurance will 'not only keep you protected, but wilt help your peace of mind. The cost is moderate. !ee us today. eouMP -- Rate Cut - These people oTwer f ' ' Big When a woman goes away from home, the first thing she talks about on her return is not her trip but. the awful condition the house is in. yu them doing things any wors- e- Mickey could you'-- ' . , . Ho -- Another Sculptor great Designs the cons In animal crackers. lose all? design- - 'and t Hi ART NOTE wouhl huung are ur Is Reginald Flackers; If this were your home over 750 0JU in' Mouse M.ckey all over1, clubs Hcn-drntk- Mother's idea of a holiday is the day after one, when father goes back to work and the kids go back to school A is There membership exactly what a ol no-ho- OF FAME - club I don't it Is. po.v-siul- y wile guests at a chicken dinwere ner of Mr. and Mrs. Dorris Hvcr and th following spec- on Sunday. They attended a ial giovst.': M" Asa Thompson, .show at Prc.ston during the afMrs Verlan Levitt and Miss ternoon. Gene Van Olden Mr and Mrs Wayne Wiser Miss RuUi Hyor. small daughwere guests ol Mr and Mrs. Hoter of Mr. and Mrs. Orson H.ver ward Bingham, of Amalga. Suntook very seriously ill Friday day evening at a chicken sup-ix-- r. Hu Irom a relapse of the which settled in her kidneys. On Friday evening the childShe was taken to a Logan hos- ren of Mrs. Manon Duppe pleapital Saturday afternoon where santly surprised her at a party she suffered many convulsions at her home in honor of hpr The report Monday stated that seventy-fourt- h birhday. A delishe is still in a very critical cious sunnor was served at one condition. targe table centered with a Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Baer and beautifully decorated birthday Mr. and Mrs. Loyal Pond at- cake holding 74 lighted candles. tended the state fait In Salt A social evening was enjoyed. Lake City during the week. The euosts included Mr. and Mr and Mrs. Arden Pope aqd Mrs. Will Doppe of Cornish. Mr. three children of Bear Lake are and Mrs Alvin Orchard and making their home in Lewiston. family. Mr. ai.d Mrs. Moroni Mrs. Ether Allen and daugh- Doppe and family, Mr. and Mrs. ter, Carol, of C.bve have been Henry Stocks and daughter visiting at the home of Mrs. Katherine of Preston. Mrs. Roxie Emma Hyer. Bromson and family of Fairview st A party was given at Mr. and Mrs David Layr.e. the home of Mr. and Mrs. WiF. Glover and dauch-- , llard Ilendeiicks Saturday eventer and grand dauhter, Mrs.l A delicious chicken dinner Mandaine Rigbv. Hyde Doppe ing. was served to Mr. and Mrs. W. and daughter Daxon and Mr. A. Moore, Mr and Mrs. Vernal and Mrs. Melvin Coley and famCunningham. Mr. and Mrs. H. ily S. Karrcn. Mr and Mrs. Melvin Mrs. Dcppe is the mother of s. twelve children, ten of whom Coley and Mr and Mrs. are living, fourty-fogrand Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hyer en- children and great- twenty tertained at a chicken dinner grand children. The guests Dorris Hyer left Monday for Saturday evening. included Mr. and Mrs. Loren Riverdale where he will truck Smith, Mr. and Mrs. George bpets. Pond and Mr. and Mrs. Erwin Van Orden. Among some of the people from hero, who attended the L. D S conference at Salt Luke during the week end were Mr and Mrs. Samuel Wiser. Mr. and evening. Fifteen . knuvv country. Vou The" . j Madeline Mira Bai, foim.-riSlade, daughter of a Bnlmh admiral and now a follower of Mahatmi Gandhi, is shown here greeting a passerby in Indian fashion in the east end ol Lonevening. Tile guests all came don. where she shopped for dressed in school girl dresses. Mis. Wilford ChristeiVn gave Gandhi's lunch ol vegetables. a talk on The Family, Mrs. She accompan.ed him to the STREAM . . the ? iteito debt -- Lat-jocu- H Heie some. the Hollywood . ol something or other in igl.t MARSHALL of all An English bishop people got up the other day and rem irked that he wouldn'tthere were peobe surpused pic on other woilds--to- ana even surmised that are wasting their no ne v Folks these davs do not radio except for de- mite urograms H re woith- of whi t of ferine" on radio so far Mi-Kil- ios-thl- of-is- er JI'I rank. There will be some kind of a mouse hat to add to the distinguished effect, urd them is a rumor going around that me costumes for the membership at large will wished on it! - Well if there's any lusllce! sport tails B Scout,s it's a uinm-sThursday program of the Shell in theother suffeinio wouds Jealous aie that Amos and Andy; Happy Timers; ours is Cant you sto the mgiamnur vrh Parker anv svmohonv- Jtist itascertainly nval be fan schools mobih.ed wouldnt few a chamber quar orchestra; nd j camp- u nloadalit h s mud d to and few a yodelcrooning Itw, on one poorji Civil war ing cowboys and. oi.ce a month mismanagement ball and lev all the rest off a Hawaiian group that tiescot-fre' e Don Marquis, columnist, play- music really can play island a 'wiiglit and screen writer has dio with feeling. Most of the Every once in a while some, pit s' cry about the angry man days are mere hoilow fioise and fake scientist will get up and who kept lus temper, insane thum-thuThe angry man was a friend announce solemnly tout no life Personally. I would be willing can exist on Mars because the of his He got hat way atbe-ato pay a tax on my radio, and is different producer, just as many have give the money e.ther to the atmosphere - and we suppose - some fore him. But he stayed angry, government or some national He stayed angry for weeks, solemn "scientists get broadcasting outfit, to insure at equally , One day the producer decided least an hour a day of enjoy- up on Mars and tell the Mar-tians that life cannot ji at lile was too much trouble, ment. That" Is the system adopted exist on earth - tor the same He attempted suicide, news to Maiquis broke the m every country but this; it rej.on both of them fmgit that; his angry faenci. But by that should be the system here. and umc bung mad was a habit, There are marvelous choirs life arises from conditions he mapped Impossible! and glee clubs and solists that not vice versa "No movie producer has that are never heard over the radio-Wha-- this is one But anyway just mil-- much public spmt! would I give to hear the FFk Jubilee Singers one evening little .solar system out ofreason1 no there is and lions a week? I would give at least a a member of Hie leisure class dollar a week, and there are why in other systems and in about eight tens on tens of tnousands of other galaxies tiiere shouldnt is a guy who hikes sort of miles around some golf course radio fans who would domnate be very much the same if they could get real programs idiot life lha.t exists so miser every day. instead of the blah and blat , Ably here probably'on some of the; that most stations send most of the day. That goes for the na- worlds - a few bilnon years; thcv'vo got tional broadcasters, loo Even older than tni; tire big programs are ruined by around to the notion that the keeps thousands in shoving a lot of silly ad talk in nun whowhile he Diles up thou-- j the midst of a symphony. The slavery Standard Oil, in its philharmon- sands qf times the amount of ic programs, showed the most gold counters he can spend is purely and simply ' a dignity and musical breeding; merely a curt announcement at damfool and nothing else Jf you vi h to he permanently r the beginning and close of the W bowel, But, anyway - we are glad tafc IIoliiiliLprii Btomaih concert. The program came over tr"T Tablet, which prrrared e - n!y lor nimnach gna as beautifully as though it had the bishops or at least one of are ail th bad rffo.ta resulting from been given at an auditorium. them are coming around to lire anti .c Pli piC pn iwiii j feeling at the My private hunch is that ra- idea that after all ihe w id Ail t'n li wI disappear; that st of ml not be the only speck dio must revolutionize itself, as may nertutH ni' with heart pe.lin;im'itn (), must the movie industry, or it dust in existence m h vetii.ih, ap you wU xairt - - in around t to bo blue a may get will lose such hold as it yet has it.ti they d.ep breath time to the idea that whoF- - c.sf oTifort on the public alerpv lht v.id be rep'ored by a desire alter sale murder which they whoop jinn for rea-will m flo.it.nf: up at every opportunity is not ''rrt-'iri-arn r.S linfefx wd ba-ra the Your nlr., for the best exactly thing leM old an! 50 0 Frp "The high hat is an uncom-fof humanity il j c (,aa Ftblets prrnt table piece of headgear at progress -- AND. LISTEN: It may be aa nerl nti voth i girrula the best. It frightens Vt tne unninr n the vd5iw pa i away of course- - that people on i'n true fs. o. any wco4 dru ..Mje friends and fails to frighten a other worlds are even dumber Foe Aalf By All Logan single enemy. Edgar Guest, than w'e are- - only we don't see Di uncisla poet. how it could be possible. th LEWISTON tiled waste-pap- friend. BY Il.LlVn.LYN MILLER . I! Y ve-''- fs This is Rupert W. McSilo, to Round Table Conference. VanOrrien and daughter whom all fishing enthusiasts owe Merle two vocal ducts. A Gene sang a deep delicious luncheon was then Mrs. A S. Packer Mr. and Mrs. o f gratitude. served in lunch boxes. Games H F. Bernlusel and two sons Mr. lias and social eliat was enjoyed and Mr and Mrs. Merle Hyer just invented a Mr. and Mrs. Stillman Pond during the remainder of the The legislative investigating committee that is trying to uncover some of New., York Citys more scandalous municipal secrets pops up now with evidence that the late Arnold Rolhstem, hig shot gambler of nation-wid- e notoriety, conducted many of his operations tinder the sheltering wing of Tammany Hall. Whether or not this particular charge is finally substantial fit, there is .nothing about it that need surprise anyone. Whenever, any rue Kelt or attains the proportions that Rot list cin nltained, it is a perfectly safe bet tlmt lu: lias a fptiet little understanding with someone in high authority. , Underworld kings" simply e dont exist without proteition. The only surpriso in this case would he to learn that Rolhstein didn't have any high political- connections. of-ns- I in neighbors6 and Cinematers ifik By HILL BILLY Is seldom Mrs John C fiver is a llydc Depot tatmn would be too mild Park for awhile taking care of a punishment, however, for the her mother. Mrs. Lorenzo Peterpractical joker who sneaks up son who Is very ill. and sets fire to the bottom ol Mrs. Hyor entertained the the newspaper you are reading. LaMerc Ira club at her home Friday 'ium-rno- woul: Jeopardy. What it means: Exposure to ith, loss or injury; peril; hi-- j; the danger an exposed srson is subject to when duly e, f on trial for a criminal cg., "Nor shall any pet-- l be subject for the fame o to be twice put in jeop-3- y of life or limb - TE S. nsl. tullon, Amendment a. Where it came from: The old each, Jcu parti, an even ime. a game in which the s, mces aie even, from the jest, plus the French, rlir, to divide. Pronounced: Jep ar-d- i. GRAMPAW llowdv, folks! This is I lie Irevenliou Week. VVIit not lelchrate it by deportim ail POLITICAL The Wv Humor n I HAD Trips ' V Cache Sinedley Butler reviewed his tnarine. for the l.i't time at Quantieo, Ya., the other day. prior to his l etiruruMit from the service, his voice hmhe ami he told the leathernecks huskily, You have " jrtveti IP" something to remember the rest of my lile. Jlis i motion is easily understood, lie will fake many memor'es with 1dm whim he goes to private life. It must lo a wremli for an officer to lay aside his after ::? years of set vice, much of which has hot n. in the fullest sense of the word, active" service. But ft works both ways. Tf the maiities have given Ih nettd Butler a lot to remember, lie himself has given tin marines plenty to remember, ton. llis occasional indi'mtions mav have made some of us forget the fact that he has an exceptionally; useful and gallant officer. The murine corps, earing nothing for ,his indisen'tums, will keep his gallantry in mind for a long, long time. Gen. .M.ij. ia'j.ruavwvwvifvvwyviiiii Rad-di- o exnlnce of talie h, ,'ENLRAL LTTLLIl III ITS 1931. Tswifss istjsa. heard. days, the radio - , 7, Our lanuly lias entertained a radio lor seven months and I feci qualified to dissect this ra-- 1 We disiover ciio institution. about half an hour a day of vorth-whil- e radio entertain- ment At first we left the tiling howling all day and half the night, but soon we found out all there was to be discovered about jazz and blues singers -- "Proclaim liberty thruout the land" i in: i it i U K r.nr Neither thio no., jwpi r. any ol it., stockliuldeis or oltiemls has ay connection political party, public utility, ual estate vhatiur, dmclly ir indirectly cxev.! any Hie of newspaper.-- devoted solely to dis- tiun or ihlnr piivde bipanetb intt rented public sciflee. Wlmii Candhis Lunch PIN KIN CORNERS, October 6 I.d.tor The Herald Journal : Dear Sir an Brother; Ike Hetklebcrry, who runs th Elite Groeery store, has built a special ervin room in th back of th' store. Evirv afternoon our leadin merchants gather at Ike's place to read th Punkin Corners Gdzrtte. They get to weepin so hard over th stock market reports, th fi j i: becomer all wet an' s'-- i S Ike take- 'em p back to th crying room. The: room is built like a shower-batwith marble walls an floor, an' can't be damaged bv moisture. It cost Ike considerable money, but he bad to do something, as th' business men were weepin' into th' cracker box. practically ruinin th' entire contents. If th stock market get any worse, Ike figure lie'll have to dou-hl- e tii' si.e of til ervin room. Ain t modern buxines complicated? Your trulv. r Gilman. Nienll & nuthnian. Special R pieM'inallves-- San St.: Chicago ull'iee 410 F. M' I, call A c. New York ofliee, Uiee , nOi He' Center Hide. IS Trt imnt S.., Detioit OTTIS More Writes Every Week day Afternoon New;-pa!e- 'Shopping For OF Grampaw Ned Oakley ournal Herald-- j WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER NOdDNi Fonnesbeck iPAora: Knitting Works |