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Show EVERTON Page Three. A TRUE STORY 4 Hullo, Biown, are you going to use )our stepladder ibis afternoon ? Im afraid Yes, UiPtiti.ui Ys, a lew leaves, without oil, and M-tui- e I am, Splendid! Then you wont mind lending me your lawn-mowe- is haid to i maduiii, om dail Say, ad, thae apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I ate that, too. l diil Startled take Thank Mis Ovei weight. so uiuih, dm ti r, Out do taka tills tumie oi afer meals? While tins seemed Millie ei uigll to Mis Ovet weight she must remember that ev ryihing is less" these days Less money , less oi k. less water, less lam, less business, and lecs newspapeis And there is one other thing that is less and that is the price of Uaid.vaie at Everton & Sous s'oie of service which goes with every piece of silverware that we sell and not only is there ,a let Aw, A Kentuckian had seventeen children, all boys When they ly came of age they voted the Demociatic ticket all except one boy. The father was asked to explain this evident fall from grace. said he, Ive always Well, tried to bilng them boys up right, in the fear pf the Lord, and Democrats to the bone, but John the onery cuss, got to readm. uni-foim- v manufacturers guarantee, but we stand behind that guaran- Parent: Here, this water and quick, wash it down. Willie (calmly): him walk down. 1 We have the of long years Our September, 1931. Floor Trade What You Combustion Consequent Sambo, I don't undirstand how )ou can do all your aud so work so qu.iKly, well " Sanding Machiru Willie: mue mange iu a piece of silverwaie is We buy from reliable) manufacturers factory guarantee of glss Yiiei, look all our silverwaie This stoiy may be true but It didn't happen recently in Logan or vicinity because both Brown and his borrow can ing friend know you lent both stepladders and& lawn mowers at Everton Sons Co. Incidentally they aie much better friends since our lent department has made bonowing alto- a is at a piece of silverware and tell just how! thick the coating of silver really is Even an expert cannot look at a piece of silverware and tell how long it will last Only the) manufacturer knows how good It Oh, mama, look on the sidewalk talking out loud to a banana peel. 'at that man sitting LESS AND LESS Silverware SONS BRASS TACKS Little girl: t We Sell Reliable & If you are going to refinish you.- floors, you can save a lot by lenting our iloor sanding machine. Anyone can use this machine and it does splendid uoik Floors are smoothed down m a very short time. Rough places are taken olf, ridges re moved In fact, it is a very small job to change your unsightly floors into well finished, beautiful floors. Telephone for 111 - 1 till sluts you how 'IK boss de inalih ob en lo de fuse ob en i and jes natcliuially ex plodes, I does Sambo was right, (be "big noises" in tins world aie giiieially made by mixing enthusiasm and eneigy. En IliUMtsm and eneigy aie the two wheel hoi ses that will hard pull us out ol tins tunes wild hole, and we aie not going to get out without them. At Everton s sto. e we .al them "Pep and Omgei, aud believe me they are working full time liete. We aie woiking hat dor than we ever did before and we aie not a bit discouraged Our trade Is keeping up a lot better than most oilier stoies. The result Is complete stocks, fiesh goods aiming daily, new low puces piomptlv, and bat gam pi Ices ftequently. tliiisia-'i- eriy an appointment to rent this to repair machine sanding your floors. tee If a piece of silverware which w'e sell should go WTong, we are here to make it right We return that silverware to the I clearly had the Auloist: of way when this man factory and get a new pirn m Fall Stock Of right ran mto me, and yet you say its place Our silverware is reagether unnecessary. I am to blame. sonably priced, and we have choice patterns from some Y o u Officer: Bill That girl I am marcertainly The . S- Treasury Depart- which very Here Ammunition to make your selection were. to has a twin sister. ried rehave to ment is reported to We invite your you buy Autoist: Why? Mae Gee How do you tell ceived the following letter reYoull get full here. Officer: Because his father is customary among am- 'em apart? you cently: "I have received your value for every dollar It is mayor, his brother is to Bill I dont up its ware try; application, but as I already soland good get to youll munition manufactures I do spend,will last and I go with his for years and icit orders for ammunition and the other one to look out for belong to several ordersincome that sister. herself not care to join your years. make shipment? of the aminun-tio- n tax at this time. for fall shooting during the was telling Rastus' lawyer called the feminine him of his chances of obtain- latter part of the sumer. Our Hello. Is this ing a divorce. voice over the phone shipment for this fall has alMistuh ohnson, I has disthe Humane Society? arrived. This year all the ready divthe answered covered that I can get yo Yes, maam, 6hells are Kleanbore. orce on the grounds that yo Remington man In charge. first they made only the ac At on j ain't Well, theres a. gas man legal, 22 marriage Kleanbore, then other he t had no ilfleshells ting out here in a tree teasing count 0f her father shells were added to the license to carry a gun my dog. line. Now they have added shot gun shells to the line so that out me stick see "Didn't you we have Kleanbore 22s. KleanTelegram sent bv a farmer wothe snapped bore rifle shells, and Kleanbore to State Police headquarters: my hand had who man just shot gun shells. This means a Gray motor passed here man to the new car. lot to the shooters. It is not! killed a cow containing four bumped into her two grey"No, I didnt, Miss now necessary to clean your and gentlement been a my leg gun after you have used it Well, if it't hounds, one of which was reshe seen it, When you have shot a Kleanyoud have clergyman. bore shell in your gun. the gun plied and drove away. is gi eased and will not rust if Irish the said Drink, is allowed to stand for Visitor in piinting office: Is the greatest curse preach, rule for punc- weeks or months without cleanof the country. It makes you What Is your Typewriters - Adding Machine - Pressure Cooker - Kalsomine ing. Tins is a very great imquarrel with your neighbors. It tuating? as have proThe many provement guns (lately Apprentice Brushes - Guns - Tents - Campbeds - Pi&nos - Electric Wax shoot at your makes you case) : I set as been ruined, by being allowed landlord. It makes you miss motedas toI the to The stand after hold can breath my Polisher - Sanding Machine - Furniture - Stoves - Etc. shooting. long him. and then put in a comma; smokeless powder caused the when I yawn I put in a semi- gun to fust, and as time wrent colon, and when I want a on the rust became so deep chew of tobacco I make a that the gun was almost entirely ruined, e invite you to paragraph. tirly ruined. We invite you to Rastus: Quick, Sam, a wild- year at our store. We are sure cat Jes run into you house, you will like the Kleanbore shells. whar yo wife am. Sambo: Well, hell jes hab to get out de bes way he kin. dats all. - ce chief-of-poli- Have! For What You Want people have good pieces of fur- -' niture or other merchandise w hich they can turn into this depaitment and exchange for1 something they can use. This1 department has served thou-sands in the past, and it is still serving many people every month. In these tunes of de-- 1 pession it may help solve some oi your financial problems. can now Floor g nish . in quality secure Var- Neptunite FLOOR VARNISH ENAMELEDWARE See us about this New Varnish ( , 10-Qua- rt Dish Pans 14-Qua- rt Dish Pahs j art Dish Pahs 1 -- Quart Dish Pans 17-Qu- 2 t, Wire Rack For Holding Fruit Jars in Wash Boiler STUDY YH3EOE EVEQYDAY PEGGED How much give? milk does she 0 good-natur- ed Teacher MATTEIESSES GALVANIZED father help you with this problem? Smart Boy: No, I managed to get this one wrong by Did your No. Size Wilcox of this city left today for a short business The local trip to Chicago. church, of which he is deacon, will hold prayer services Deacon 3 LIGHTHOUSE A nicely furnished therweight ShovelM Polished blade and smooth handle. Real bargain Each .... fea- Large SANIFLUSH ..'... (Drain Pipe Cleaner) SAVABRUSH No. Size 1 FISHING Small All Cotton No. 0. Smaller Size 49c 39c No. A Smallest Size SAIFmiLISlS The Safe Cleaning Fluid Quart I; For GENERAL HOUSEHOLD USE, SAFE KLEEN iniy be used full strength on a clean cloth in cleaning painted or enam J. oled wood w oi hardvooi floois, bath tubs, lavatories, basins, " kitchen sinks k, and utensil;., gas aGd electric ranges, removing " dirt, gease or spots from nhkfe. brass metalware or furniture. J The housewife will find many uses for Fargo Safety Cleaning Fluid that will save time and labor. 12 Quart 14 Quart 16 I; Quart I II S SHOE POLISH 9 suggest using water for bugar and fiutt stains before dipping It fare cr misting powders are imbedded in garments, I icmove same by wiping with a clean cloth moistened with 1 Fai go Safety Cleaning Fluid, after which dip and wring dry. CARPETS AND RUGS So.led spots may be removed or en- tirely cleaned by using full strength and rubbing dry with a clean cloth. 2k LAUNDRY. Apply SAFE KLEEN to any grease or soiled C spots of garments before putting them In water. "A small J quantity added to the water helps remove stains, grease and ? dll t. wi SHINOLA 1 5 an THE GARAGE SATE KLEEN is very handy. Use It to take spots from upholstery, clean grease from gears and engine block, etc. It will also remove road running Oil from the and body running gear and makes an excellent body polish, wipe, dij and polish with clean cheesecloth. 6c Size lie JETOIL Black or Tan Coils are 1 V (The Safe Dry Cleannig Solvent) Dairy Supplies fisher- - man. for LINSEED J2'Pt. Milk Bottles OIL TURPENTINE KEROSENE Soap Prices CRYSTAL WHITE 3 for A B NAPTHA 3 for P & G NAPTHA 3 for i BOB WHITE Bar PALMOLIVE Bar LUX SOAP Bar . WHITE KING large pkg. 5 m FLY SPRAY 10c I REPELLS FLIES Does not injure cow 10c $1.50 Sl 3c Satisfaction Guaranteed i: 7c 7c 37c Plain White Dishes J S . . , a a aa a a a a . . Tea Cups Dinner Plates , i Fruit Dishes BLINDS aaaBBaaaaa g Breakfast Plates WINDOW Oatmeal Dishes GREEN OR TAN 36 Inches Wide a a a a a . a FOR COWS KILLS FLIES Vegetable Dishes HOSPITAL TOILET TISSUE, Roll a a a a 50c Dairy Pails, Heavy Tin, Let Us Figure on Printing Your Name On Milk Bottle Caps for a a a a Milk Bottle Caps, lb .1 ECONOMY 10c 8c 5c 30c Milk Bottles Pt. WE SELL long life. Everyday 10c Milk Bottles f$D0 helical-tie- d 40c SAFEKLEEN, gal. .. 10c 45c 25c SURECATCH Spring with wood base. I 'V.V.V.'.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V Qc MOUSETRAPS IN DISTRIBUTORS The "I AVe I Coil Springs asr low as 2 for 25c (Wall Paper Cleaner) 1 Cane Poles Each Jointed Steel Rods Our Best Flies Guaranteed Everything for the (Paint Brush Cleaner) ABSORENE TACKLE And they are tempered steel! 19c 24c 29c 34c 10 and Fire Underwriters Inner Spring tJCOO Mattresses TlO Full 35 pound weight. Al! . . ' cotton construction, deeply A ,ow Pr,c tor enuine In tufted. Art ticking. ner Spring Mattresses! Steel Coils, Cotton Covered! PAILS : k Mattresses $050 GALVANIZED For Cleaning Garments, Drapes, Fabrics and Household Use For CLEANING GARMENTS, DRAPES AND FABRICS, use full sliength in the same manner as washing clothes, wring thoroughly and expose lo the open air to complete drying. It will not diy as rapidly as lngiilv explosive gasoline and napthas, however, ttie slower drying qualities restores the nap of the cloth to its original softness 21C DRANO $1.10 .V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.S'.V.V.W.V.VV.k.V.V.V.V.V.i.S Approved by Fire Departments 7c 5c 19c OLD DUTCH, can .. SHOVELS TUBS i Cleaners To Buy Hardware Below Prewar Prices but shes a critter, and shell give all purchaser. Now Yes, maam, Interrupted the market man apologetically, but I fired both of em. s 10c Pdrowax, Pound 1 1. A of- You had some fresh shrimp here last week, began the v.1 - . t RENT Our Large Pressure Cooker she can'. in one It dries dust-fre- e to recoat in from hour four to five hours. It forms a hard, durable surface not easily marred. It is not affected by hot or cold water. , $ 4 The bargaining for a cow had been going on leisurely for an hour. Finally the prospective purchaser came right to the point. her, QUICK-DRYIN- 5 ' NEEDS - I dont rightly know, answered the farmer who owned NEPTUNITE ! examin- ed a sample of it he found it containeu only the purest and best paint materials, Lowe Brothers Paint Is different from other ready mixed paints. fered for him, dead or alive. g Floor Varnish You the state chemist O, How come Quick-Dryin- Everton and sons sell Brothers Paint. It wont freeze , . there is no water in it. And when Lowe Preserving brother wealthy? Hes worth a thousand dol lars in Texas. Thats what the sheriff j y..v.'.v.v.v.v Is your Quick-Dryin- . Well, Joe, old kid, I landed job in a drug-stor- e. Why, I didn t know you could cook. j - student sent a college sample of the coffee served at his boarding house to the state chemist for analysis and received the folDear Sir: lowing reply: Referring to sample submitted for analysis, would advise that you change the water in your gold-fis- h bowl a little oftener. This reminds us of one of our friends who bought a can of paint from a Logan store and when he opened it after a cold night he found it frozen to ice. The pnson visitor was going round the cells, and was asking rather fateous quesWas it your love of tions. drink that brought you here? she asked a prisoner. Lor, no miss, replied the man, you cant get nothin here! i e A In our exchange department the goods which you do not1 need cam be exchanged for' goods which you do need. Many si' l- And Pork From Puppy Dogu 5 5 J V.v.v.v.v.v.v. I h ' i 6 7c 12c 10c 5c 7c 25c 7C .V.V.V.V.V.V.V |