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Show mtL. 1 THE HERALD PAGE TWO The 3 A Herald-Journ- - matter at the postoffiee Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Logan. Utah, tinder the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price In Cache Valley by mall, $2 50 .the year In advance, by carrier $3.50 a year In advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mull $5.00 the year. It Uoud. tolas! Ruthman. Special Representatives San Francisco office, Market Oilman, Nicol! SI.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Bostbn office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. St Si Si XI Li 8 C GOD HELPS THOSE w WHO i R. W. MARTIN. Ad vci Using Manager fl It Charity b 1 d it F b t) h a t! k I THE WAY TO DO A THING... II. Nobody seems to know what may come of the tary change. You can take your choice of the varied mone- opinions. But this should be remembered: When Great Britain got ready to drop gold, she dropped it and thats ail there was to it. If a similar proposal were made in the United States we would first hae a commission to inquire into it. This commission would meet for a couple of years 'and, six months after that, produce a 986,785,087-wor- d report which nobody would read. This report vvould solemnly be sent to congress and congress would then put it into a pigeonhole and refer The committee would fool the bill to h committee. around for another year or two, and bring in another report. And so on and so on, ad nauseum. And maybe, ten years hence, something would be done. less ! England has shown us how to get more speed with talk and its a good example to follow. All l ers lor seats on tho 50-- y a i d Mr. Sar line, dine has designed a sta dium in which all seats are located tn the line. To satisfy important alumni, who wish to sit on the players bench during a game, Mr. Sardine has designed a players bench that will ex tend the entire length of the field and will seat 150C a'umiii comfortably. Photo by N. P. Paulsen. near here, t.iief payroll fer the town, brought back prosperity simply by promising its 100 employes a 10 per cent wage boost on November I. The miners, heartened by t lie- boori. went out and (.tailed spending monev. Merchants did good business, made more profits. Tax collections went up in consequence and the town has been able to put on a crew of 10 men streets. Thi., relieved charity organizations of the necessity lor caring lor 10 families and t'e quota for the community chest was lowered. Citizens, instead of giving to the chest, went out and spent the money. The mine it' elf discovered that, because they all felt t s workmen cheerful, brought down the production cost and thus returned it a net profit increase sufficient to take care of the wage boost, with a bit over. The idea is unpatented. rd sur-laci- Another of lifes little disappointments Is when the preacher says, "On the other hand, when you expect him to say, Amen. JCSTIFLYBLE that - dreaming once more of the days when hell ride a walleyed cayuse on the prairies so wide Oh, He - that Strawberry Roan! thinks as he lies in his hospital cot of the bronchos he rode and the falls that he got. An of deep western nights round the chuck-wago- n fire, when the range was still there ran wire; loie the nesters where the night-herdin- g blues were a matter of course and a wrangler could gentle a sunfishin horse Oh, that Strawberry Roan! called for assistants and there tluee who attended. Clark was chosen because he is well liked by the students and is a w re student. good was her hus- - PTII II ' Eastern educator says ail girls in a New York park there stands a statute of an Alaskan husky a few years ago the name of Balto rang around the world because so the story went Balto had been the lead dog of a team that sledded serum into Nome - in the dead of winter but now some people back in Gotham where everything is so pure that reformers must hunt up new jobs want Balto s statue pulled Back life-savi- Balto they say was just an ordinary dog anyway and the story was a hoax pure and simple they think theres no sense in perpetuating the memory of "just a dog and to hear them taik you would think Balto framed the entire yarn just because he gat tired of sledge-haulin- g and wanted a trip to the outside do not wish to appear un- duly cynical but If they start pulling down statues to people who never earned them there will be precious few statues left in the world a great many of these stone or bronze replicas of persons colleges should be burned down. If the girls aren't more careful about throwing away lighted cigarrts, his wish may be fulfilled. WARNING If she sighs with half-close- d 44s eyes Lil Ge Gee never uses soap as she is afraid it will wash her complexion off. YE DIARY (October 2) Earlic up, and don niy gowf panties, and hie me to the gowf links, where meet three jollie rogues, and we do start the game, but when I do extract my driving elubbe from tne bag, Lord! it do have a pink ribbon tied around the shaft. which causes the low, raffish fellows to laugh heartilie, and make me feel like a zany, you may be sure! And when, anon, I do return home. Dame Humor doth confess that she did t'e the riband about the gowf elubbe because, forsooth, it did look so cute! And I mightv wroth, but said nought, but did hide mv wrath, lest she do enquire into the matter of last Thursday eve, when I did lose 17 shillings rashly wagered, heaven help me, on three kings! Fourth down, seven yaids to Do you need envelopes, letterheads printe NOW? Ask the money. York doesnt want Herald - Journal commercial Balto there are printing department, 77 West a dozen towns in the west and Center Street, to do it. A26tf as many more in Alaska that 11 be glad to take it and set it up somewhere. If New that statue of USELESS STRUGGLES By YV. M. Everton I hear your sister has made up her mind to marry a struggling young lawyer. "Well, if shes made up her mind, he might as well cease struggling. That reminds us Mr. Man, if your wife has made up her mind to cet one of the new enameled heatys at Everton & Sons, ycud better stop struggling and buy it. These heaters are real values. ed er -If They work jirt right. They last a long time and the price is way down low. YVe can deliver yours in the morning. Please phone us your home address. L, I LAXETTES aie a UTAH MADE candy laxative of a pepermint flavor, wonderfully ef fective in cases of constipation. They are esBUSIpecially recommended for the use NESS MEN, PROFESSIONAL MEN, TEACHERS, MEN, WOMEN and CHILDREN, the OLD and YOUNG, EVERYBODY, every where, always. They are safe, inexpensive, effeeti-and handy. e The while her hand you press, Don't think she fell, you never can tell, It may be biliousness. are erected to characters who certainly didn't earn them and who would in ail probability have been better forgotten but if they started nutting up statues to good dogs thered soon be ,a shortage of go. available sites and sculptors would coin trail-mush- ... ilium rnniTnnriniiiiiiMiiiiB iiiimibi years than BY JIM MARSHALL Stan Laurel found himself giving an imitation of lumself the other day He said that he didnt do badly at it. He was fishing on one of the several barges moored ol f the coast. Finally the man beside him gave him a nudge. "Say, he whispered. T h 1 r, Curly Fletcher, famous as the dumb egg on the other side of author and singer of The me thinks you are Stan Laurel' and other Keep it up and well have a lot Strawberry Roan cowboy ballads, is in a Los An- of laughs! geles hospital with a broken ROEOT MAIL SORTER his cayuse sunfished leg him but hes and SCHENECTADY, N. Y Oct. 3 -- A robot mail porter has been writing more of em . . . perfected here. At usesr a photoelectric cell to route sacks of mail to the proper railroad cars The sacks are We wish Spencer and Clark in terminals. luck in their new responsibility placed on a conveyor and when and we know they will be a suc- a sack passes its proper train, cess if you will all give them the cell works a device which throws the sack off. your support. ... threw Assistant Cheer Leader Chosen HOMICIDE three younger she was. A jury ot 12 women brought in a verdict of Not guilty without leaving the courtroom. -- Photo by Ted Rich. '" JL in band was fond Tin fall. ; ol boasting, be-- i o r e friends, that he was , t back-hump- (Reprinted From Clarion) This is Mrs. Myrtle Hencoop, oiarK white has been selected who was placed on trial this as assistant cheer leader. He chos morning for murdering her by the yell king, Mrs husband. Spencer Crabtree. Meeting was Hencoops bole defense 1 L, d Oli, that Strawberry Roan! Todays photo is an excellent Now there ain't nothin grand lihcix of Norbrrt II. Sardine, noted architect, who has done bout a cowhand that's stacked by a much for Amer-- i herse Thats a fact! So Curlys c a n lootbad, his in a hospital, mending To satisfy thc bones, and writing more songs d e m a n d of roans- Hes about high-tailticket custom-- I sun-fishi- n, He is gave more was Curlys grim wail in d, HERALD-JOURNA- leather. - accustomed to winning arguments. but he says that no victory him than pleasure one he scored o v e r a gate-ma- n the other day when went out to see the new Mf Stuart Erwin. "Im June Colly ers father, he said. I hear things "Oh, yeah like that all the time, and it mean a dont thing to me. You cant get through this gate wdthout a pass. The gateman was possible about it. "Listen carefully, said the I'm going to walk attorney. right past you and in to see If you have my daughter. enough to lollow me and see who I am. come ahead. And while the gateman quietly fainted he walked serenely past. It would take an attorney to get in a studio ss STONY FORD. Ariz., Oct. Hit Black Butte mine, We Collyer. side-windi- FUOTB.YU. not Just in memory of BalWe Make Em to but in memory of the thouo o sands of his brothers that have Mistakes in the use of the English language are com- mon enough, but a little thought and attention to simple 2 tracked over icy trails -- and . rules and a memorizing of words frequently misused, and o through the snows of mispronounced, will help anyone to the use of good English, g fighting gamely alongside We lose, caste if careless with our language. hard-fistestout-heartmen lias a for bulletin Bureau 2 read" .? Our Washington you into the wilderness IN careENGLISH on COMMON ERRORS which if o read o 2 fully and referred to when in doubt, will Improve your 2 It is darn easy to sit comfortmost a ably In a plush apartment in v English, if you, like people, make careless errors. Fill out the coupon below and send for this bulletin. 2 New York and sneer at sledge-dog- s 2 and their drivers It might mean the difference between getting and losing but its something else again Jb- to fight through a northern blizzard and anv old sour2 2 DEPARTMENT 150, ' o dough any old & Washington Bureau, Daily will tell vou what north 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. 2 owes to the Baltos the and their I want a copy of the bulletin COMMON ERRORS IN ENG- brethren of the snows 2 LISH and enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, un- - 2 New York cant apprecancelled, U. S. postage stamps, to cover return postage ciate a husky send the statue 2 out hpre where a good dog Is 2 and handling costs: a pal an is rightly honored as one o NAME -- AND, LISTEN: What does 2 2 ST. and NO It matter whether Balto and his o o companions dragged serum to STATE CITY 2 Nome or not? theyd have done Logan, Utah. I am a reader of the HERALD-JOURNAit if they were called on and died in their tracks rather than t name, whose Strawberry Roan corroded him some fame; he came to a rodeo down in ' L and he boarded a brouc that was full o green hay. He on tli' cayuse set off on a sunfishin tun a YY r- He is a celebrated New Yoik attorney, as well as the father of June high- Fletcher by That high-ridi- Stony Ford 3. o n H e e mance. ha. hell-fire- BY LLEWELLYN MILLER No one talk Hollywood back to gatemen It Just is no done. That is. no one but Clav-- t t down Perhaps, after all, the most valuable effect of the dropping by England of the gold standard is a demonstration, to this country, that the way to do a thing is to do it. don't Cinematers ... That Straw berry Roan! . . . .that Strawberry Roan' Another do advantage of IdliThen this young ng in on a world senes broad bi oncho went into a and cast is thal you cant tell whe- - Curly lit hard where spin his padther you are listening to sta.ic ding was thin. They gathered or just hearing tne spectatuis him up, this n bloke crunching peanuts and discovered at length that hi.leg had been broke when his cayuse set out on the Yava-- 1 pai tiail "But I never pulled 110S YVHG IN This Way At at home. Never before has necessity demanded stiieter adherence to this axiom than at present. from various organizaAlready representatives tions religious or charitable Derating mainly outside of Logan have made their annual harvest call here. Always? the business houses are the first to be No matter how dull business may be, the solicited. merchants are never forgotten by the charity solicitors. The business houses are supposed, it seems taken for granted, to donate to every cause that comes along, regardless of its merit. Frequent contributions even of small amounts soon accumulate into large sums. Said one merchant after he had been visited by three or four charity solicitors in the space of a brief period: Its hard to turn down a request of a dollar or two, especially for a seemingly worthy cause. Rut its getting to he a nuisance as well as a serious problem. In many cases I suppose the solicitors commission and traveling expenses eat up most of the collections. Times are different now than formerly. In past years most of our own people were at work. Now' we have our own jobless to take care of. Personally I want to see them provided for first." Well spoken. Cache Valley faces the great problem of seeing to it that there Is no suffering here this winter. Our own unemployment situation while not so serious as in may other places, but a grave responsibility nevertheless must be solved. .And it must be solved here at home. Therell be no aid or relief from other sources. 'Charity for outside interests, therefore, must be secondary. FIRST OF ALL come the needy of Logan and Cache Valley. Business houses of Logan would welcome an arrangement by which no contributions to outside charities .would even be considered without the written approval of some central agency, perhaps the chamber of commerce. And the agency should not be afraid to, say NO! Approval should not be given cai'elessly or easily; only after a thorough investigation of the charitys worth and a definite knowledge of the methods used in dispensing the funds received. An then they should remember our own needs before getting soft. Charity begins at home! U COWBOY. N Oh It Happened .... YVe there country that the baseball Ians can't .sec the cigar stoic scoreboards. THE TRUTH QUH K Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials lies any connection whatever, directly cr indirectly, with any political pvty, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. P) 1931. HES IHICKEI) AND HES THROWN LOS ANGELES richn' cowboy, C. is no world series game today. Peril airs it is because the log is so thick in many paits of tne know why Proclaim liberty thruout the land 525 Managing Editor i Humor & OTTIS PETERSON, :Oh, or Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar cv HIGH-RIDI- 3, al Afternoon Week-da- y Every tOIl, THAT OurN Scripps - Canfield Newspaper PI OCTOBER JOURNAL, LOGAN. UTAH, SATURDAY, Every person at some time or other is in urgent need of some form of laxati'e, and the kind usually taken are either S nauseous in taste, or purging in effect. to on the other hand ate- pleasant not are take, get results, and do not injure the delicate internal organs. habit-formin- g, LAX-ETTE- - habit-formin- g, Laxative four physician will tell you that internal cleanliness is as necessary as external cleanliness if you would enjoy the priceless boon of health. To get or maintain good health you must see that your excretory organs function properly and regularly. Use LAXETTES and insure internal cleanliness. PRICE 25c a box EVERYWHERE Second LAXette $100 Limerick Contest Ve believe that if you will once gie LAXETTES a fair trial, you will never again be Yvithout it. So to induce the public to try it, we gave $100.00 in prizes last month. The result was so satisfactory, that Yve have decided to give another $100.00 contest this month, to LAXETTES users, as follows: LIMERICK 1st prize, $50.00; That wonderful candy LAXETTES Is famed for the way that it gets The best of our ills. 2nd prize, $25.00; 3rd prize, $10.00; 3 prizes of $5.00 each, making SIX prizes in all. And saves doctor bills. (Last Line) All you have to do is to cut out this advertisement, fill in a last line to the foregoing limerick, and send it with a limerick coupon from a box of LAXETTES, or 25c in silver for a standard size box if your druggist does not carry it. to LAXETTES, Box 421, Logan, Utah. Judges decision will be final. Contest closes Wednesday, October 15th, 1931. No charge for entering. WINNERS OF LAST MONTHS CONTEST LAXETTES are a laxative candy, 2nd prize, Vi Chadman, Preston, Idaho, $25.00, for, take thy are dandy, (So try them, and keep a box handy), For most of our ill. 3rd prize, $10.00, to Manila Cook, Hyde Park, Utah, They are better then pills, for (They are safe, effective and handy), SO BE WISE, AND KEEP A BOX HANDY. 4th prize, $2.50, to Mrs. A. L. Olsen, Providence, (1st prize winning last re) $50.00, sent by Utah, for (Wise mothers keep a box of ther Mrs. Helen Korda, Ogden, Utah. handy). oth prize of $2.50 to Mis. C. A. Pope, Garden City, Utah, for (Thats why we should keep a box handy.) 6th prize, $2.50 to Jim Gloucester, Samaria, Idaho, for, (Theyll keep you as healthy as can he.)7th prize of $2.50 to Mrs. Rawson Tajdor, Preston, Idaho, for, (For your healths sake keep a box handy.) 8th prize of $2.50 to Gordon Russell, Malad, Idaho, for, (No others so good or so handy.) Oth prize of $2.50 to Kenneth Berntson, 29 W. 3rd South, Logan Utah, for, (In your medicine clmst they'll be handy.) So pleasant to i Try LAXETTES. the wonderful UTAH MADE candy laxative, enter the contest and win one of the substantial cash prizes. For your convenience order blank follows: LAXETTES: P. O. Box 424, Logan, Utah, Gentlemen: 'Enclosed find 25c in silver, for which send me a box 6f Laxettes and oblige, Yours faithfully, Name Street City State |