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Show OUK BUDGET OF FUN.! SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. To Take s ra Constipation Kurile C. Candy Cathartic. Ke or 85c fall lo cure, druggist refund i&ouav ssass sssssssAssassssata saaaassstas .aM-urvi- lC.Cc. Cub" has li,000,0iX) acres vt virgin Piso's Cure fur C'onstiuip.u.u IRONING MADE EASY. f .,r is our only . C. a Affair of the Heart or Alaal Too medU'inn fur toughs and CSV Nor. Ct;l., 8, 'W. Denver, Jthsve., Lato" The Part of Wisdom la Llttla Halt, Children Tho Koiallrat Ee Had The Russia's common soldier gets FJ.50 a cuItis.--.Mra- Give Retribution. There was a mau iu our town varng Who posed as quite a wit. And when a question he was asked He always answered N't." So the foiling of the a w I' Sold One day he met hia Waterloo In a maiden dressed in pink; He asked her If Bhe'd marry him; She answered, I don't think. htirtella of the approach of age and declining power. No matter how barren the tree nor how Icaflesa it may seem, you confidently expect leaves again. And why? Because there is life at the roots. So you need not worry about the falling of your hair, the threatened departure of youth and beauty. And why? Because if there is a spark of life remaining in the roots of the hair or Fifty Cent. habit cure, makes Guaranteed tobacco men ttrong, blood pure. the Way. Iier task wasn't pleaaing, For William was teasing. But their marriage proves she won the day; All her troubles uncounted. Were quickly surmounted, For where there's a Will, there's a way. Smallest He Had. Good morning, Mr. Skin- Parson ner. I was pleased to sCe you contribute to the missionary collection this morning. Skinner Yes; 1 gave a nickel. Parson "A nickel! Why, I'm surprised that a man of your means should mat s such a ridiculous contribution as tt t. Skinner Yes; I know It was a good deal to give, but 1 felt that I ought to give something, and I didnt have anything smaller. VSG0P Method in Ills Madness. You Bay Mrs. Weeks was here during my absence? said the superintendent of the lunatic asylum to the will arouse it into healthy activity. The hair ceases to come out: it begins to grow: and the glory of your youth is restored attendant. Yes, sir, was the reply, she called to see about taking her husband home, but he positively refused to go said he would rather stay here. I thought there was something sussaid the picious about that man, He Isnt crazy at superintendent. all. to you. we hare a book on the Hair and its Diseases. It is free. Thm Bmmi Advkt Fpm. K yu da uat obtain all the benefit expected from tlio bio of tba Vigor, yon write the doctor about It. frobaaly there la tome difficulty with your prn-oral lyitera which may bo sully removed. AddraM. DB. 1. C. AXES, Lowell, hlli. Tha Light That Failed, "Now, said the young man as he crossed the room and seated himself by her side, we are all alone, and you surely will not refuse me Just one little kiss, will you? I cant Oh, she timidly replied, see it in that light. Then he stepped over to the chandelier, and, with a simple twist of the wrist presto ! change! and the light had disappeared. to their natural whiteness and imparts a beautiful and lasting finish. The only starch that ia perfectly harmless. Contains no arsenic, alum or other injurious substance. Can be used even for a baby powder. w ns pound er this stanch wiu. so AS Fan AS A POUND AND A HAIP weak OF ANY OTHEDSIAACD. All druggists Wo. 81. HUMS ZB Off nuf Ml S Mtn MST HURT HI. s' oswmem cmsv "J.C.HUBINGER BRGSC? Keokuk km. Nttftw.CiMU$: r j Theefforttomakesugar from beets dates as far as the year 1747. back DIRECTORY. HALT UTAH IMPLEMENT GO. LAKE CITY. Mitchell Farm and Spring Wagoni. Rushlord Farm Wagons. Write tor Prices. Mennay Buggies and Carriages. A Sour Stomach Manor1 I was Induced to try CABCA-MEthaia is the usvsr be ASK YOUR GROCER FOR IT AND TAKE NO OTHER. CANDY CATHARTIC I HAND SAW IS A GOOD THING, BUT NOT TO SHAVE WITH. SAPOLIO T, silhoal will bom. Hy liver was Id s very bad shape- - and my bead taktrouble. Non. siucs I bad sumach ached and ing Caaoareu. I teal Baa. Mr nlte has also used Item with benaflcisl results fur sour stomach." jos. KiwHUNa, lei Congress St., bl Loan, Ha IS THE PROPER THING FOR Timid G; J YOU WANT ANYTIIINU IN TUB Shooting, Fishing, Camping, Baseball, Athletic or Sporting Goods j I Pienaar ... Potent. Palatable Good, NeverBlctoa. Taste Mood. IN Weahsa.or Gripe, Klc, 25c. SOa CURE CONSTIPATION. surika tom ROTO-BA- C fhiwf. ew. c-- ... Ntetwd. aw rwa. Steuvo Liiir. or Hum! Camera ami Photographic Supplies, send for our new catalogue, which wll ton the best wholesale prices, which cannot lie equaled east or went It In free for the asking. " We alao have a complete line of HAKHWAKE at our Ogden store, and the moat oom- plete I'KIMIIt SHUTS In the country. Kivc . BROWNING BROSi CO ; j 2461 nrt IS5 Main St., Washington Ave., Ogden, Utah. Schillings Best A Schilling & Company San Francisco zz DR. C.W. SHORES EXPERT SPECIALIST IN ALL DISEASES OF STRICTLY Salt Lake Electric Supply Go. K.II. Alrie, Prea. R. W. Nieol Sco. Con treating Electrician.. Wboleeale and Reliill Electric 'Plume liW. First South St., Kali Lake. Hup-plle- s. I F. M. Bishop, IBS W. Temple School Furniture and Supplies, Office. Church and Library Furniture. C. F. Weber k Co.. 77 W. First South Kt.. Salt Lake City. Utah. H. A. McMlllen, Manager- - The Middlesex Banking Go. Honey to loan on Improved farm In Utah and 007 Idaho. McCornie.k Building. MILLING Co INTER-MOUNTA- IN WHEN know a dark-eye- d beauty, who has held my heart in thrall Since first we met last summer, by the sea; She wasn't very gracious then, but now I hope, since all The men she smiled on are at war. she may take up with me. ARE YOU CURED..,, Not One Dollar Required In Advance. IF YOU BUFFER FROM LOST Conldn't Forgtt It. And what, the visitor asked, did your new gas stove cost? Its such a lovely one. Sir. Wattles "Twenty dollars. answered. Why, John! exclaimed Mrs. Wattles; it didn't either! You know It was only $19.98! Hlie Tha ' fiE FAY Man's Hupa. ME? RELIABLE ' 1 Celobratcd Beer. Salt Lake City, Utah. Salt Lake City he only pure Japan tea in Utah we know of is ism and realism? Idealism, replied Wederly, "Is what we experienced during our engagement. Yes, said she, and realism? Oh, he replied, that's what we are up against now. A HOUSE-CLEANIN- WHOLESALE PRICES. IF Ref ora and After. said Mrs. Wederly, My dear, what is the difference between ideal- LAKEW NUa erect- VVVVVVTVVVVVVVVVVVVVVyVVVVVVVyWVVVVVVVVVWVVVTVWvA The Will and am mu "SALT has been BUT NO EQUAL acientifie principles, by men who have had years of experience in fancy laundering. It restores old linen and summer dresses everywhere A miniature Morro castle ed at the Thousand islands. IMITATORS, This Starch COSMO BUTTERMILK TOII.ET SOAP makes tho skin suit, white and healthy. ae ol Winter HAS MANY ffr. Light That Failed. ; HOOD, Seminal IVeaknesn, Varicocele, HydroeeU Syphilis, Gnnnrrhu, Stricture, amall at shrunken organs, prematura old age end all oilier private disease, whethe resulted by Ignorance excess or ronuigloB.no matter how severe, you can consult IV. O. W. Shorkc, the physician who has given bis lire to curing chronic disease, and be utciunl, advised, treated and cured without paying him one dollar until the cure la effected. The doctor reserves the right, however, to refuse any Incurable cam -- if he can't cure you he don't want your money. Such an offer waa neve- - before made by a responsible phyaielan, and Dr. U. W. Shores la only able to make it because he ponltively cures these Don't waste another cent on questionable doctors, but consult the Old Doctor and be cured. BUSINESS SACREDLY CONFI- Fart of Wisdom. dis-euae-a. State Street. Salt Lake City, Utah. Highest Cash Price Fold for wheat and Grain. Carload lota a apeoialty. 842 DENTIAL. Call at Z10 Harnaun Hlock Shores' Cfflci , LAMBERT PAPER CO. Everything In the line of Prlntere' Knppllea, Wrapping Paper. Faper Sega, Twine. Kte. Careful nd prompt attention to ordftrt by mail FINE PHONOGRAPH OR. C. W. SHORES, Everybody surrenders to Battle Ax. There is no greater hardship than to be prived of your RECORDS. Ho inferior goods. rarry Phonographs, and supplies. Parlors and salesroom SsUMaln St.. Salt Lake City. Utah Phonograph Cothas. W.Stoyiicr. lrea. and Mgy. Graphnphonea NATIONAL CASH REGISTER. . . Prions from M to S3Ml Full line of samples on hand at Oscar Qroshell'a. SOI Main, Agt. for Utah KnnOCDlCC Mail Orders and Got Price bnUULtllLOi From W. S. HENDERSON, Wholowle and retail dealer In Imported and Ftahand Pomnatlo. Oreen and Fancy Uroceriea, w S. Main Foultry. Clgara and Tobacco. BUSINESS EDUCATION. FoXl.r JOS. NELSON, TEMPLETON, 8ALT LAKE CITY. Tf i! CvOJM W. N. U.. tita Salt Lake No. 35. Answering Advertisements Mention Tbis Taper , 18WB. Kladiy Ixack Box 15S5, SALT LAKE CITY, CTAH Small Boy You take 'em, slater, you don't know any better. Origin of Their Ideno. It seems to be the general beShe lief among the Spaniards that Americans are merely a lot of savages." He Yes, I guess they must have had dealings with some of the eastern summer hotelkeepers. B din-barg- Held hyPnnMa or sent in plain wrappaa hy esprrM, prapsld. fat tl.m, or 3 bnftlva, S2.T5. and any one who has once chewed Battle Ax will give up most any thing to get it. 10c. buys a larger piece of Battle Ax than of any other kind of high grade quality. Pemember the CURE YOURSELF! Im h; Cl for anuataral InflaaimathiBS, irritationi or Hlceratioaa of aiueon. nmabranM. Paiulu, sad not aatria iTHEEnDaGMWIOM.Ca sent or poilODuui. de- PLUG iMT-a- A (Ira. Shoraa k or e ant on lagaaaA DXALUS TYPE H . . . PRESSES name when you buy again, Circalar . . . 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