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Show WHAT IS A BANK? other crime added to the criminal calendar CHAMPAGNE BAPTISM. the crime of It is a shame that The American Bankers Association at its Pleadings of W. G T. U. of no avail in it is so, and abeing poor.to the American peodisgrace last meeting appointed a committee to take the Kearsarge Christening. for is nor There no ple. authority precedent Newport News, Va., March 3. Mrs. it. I would like very much for it to become up the work of informing the people on ship the uses of a bank in every community, the Winslow, who will christen the battle generally known that convictions of these March on launched here be to 14, kinds are Kearsage, wrongful and against the laws apobject being to do away with the present will not use water in the ceremony. The plicable in such cases. Ii it were more genhostility which exists against banks among Womens Christian Temperarce Union has known what the law really is there those people who have not been truly in- requested that she adopt the course outlined erally be fewer of such might outrages. If I can be formed by Miss Bradley, who has announced her in- the means of saving even one poor, unfortu of sparkling . The work of that committee materializes tention of breaking a bottle pate man from being wronged and outraged the of over water the Kentucky prow spring in this manner by the police courts, I will on our table in the form of a pamphlet of six- as it begins its initial voyage, but Mrs. Wins- feel that my efforts have not been in vain, teen pages. It is gotten up in a style that is low refuses to adopt the suggestion. She and that I am amply repaid for the pains Ive worthy of a better cause, and its language is says she will abide by the wishes of her hus- taken in this matter. I would be glad if my so constructed that one who has not been band, and will use champagne. She is the article could be copied in all humanitarian wife of Lieutenant Commander Winslow, U. truly informed, will quit reading it with his S. N., a descendant of the the commander papers throughout the coutry. I have successfully defended one man on the line laid mind in the same hopeful condition. of the old Kearsarge, which defeated the down in my article, and other lawyers can do The work was written and copyrighted by Alabama. the same. Jesse Roote. Wm. C. Cornwell, author of Greenbacks; The above is a fair sample of the work that which is a an inferential lie to start with. is being done by a large class of people who DO YOU WEAR A HAT? The object is to convey the idea that Corn-we- call themselves reformers. A battle ship If so why not go to the Salt Lake Hat was the author of the bill or idea creat- built for the destruction of life a relic of oblithe ing bearing government barbarism must be christened and set apart Factory at No. 24 East First South street, Possibly no institution gations called greenbacks. While the facts for its unholy mission, by a young lady and get the best? are that Cornwell was the writer of a small breaking a bottle over its nose, a thing utterly that ever came to this city has forged its way pamphlet some time ago which he called foolish in itself. But the question arises to the front more speedily than this one. It This is another case of what shall the bottle contain? Greenbacks Those in is because it does good work. It deals in stealing the livery of Heaven to worship the charge of the affair think champagne the nothing but the best of goods, and when you a hat you know exactly what you are devil in propei stuff. This arouses a great Interna- buy his tel! mission of The writer starts out on tional organization that protests against using getting. It is manufacturing all kinds ol ing "what is a bank? with the statement champagne in that way, and insists that water soft and stiff hats for the wholesale and retail that a bank is a place wheie money is left would do just as well. In that we think the la- trade. You can get just what you want and for safe keeping It may be that money is dies are about right We think it makes very at a fair price. Old hats of all kinds releft there for that purpose but we are inquisi- little difference one way or the other. The blocked and repaired. Call and see for yourtive enough to ask: "Is it always safely peculiar thing about the whole affair is that self. Remember the place, 24 East First kepi?" Ii our memory js not at fault we these ladies do not drink champagne, nor do South street, in the basement. thinx we remember one or two instances the Kentuckians drink water. We can think where the bank ' kept it all right, and is of no better use, or a more harmless ' use, SCHOOL OF LAW. still 'keeping it, safely enough surely, not that champaigne could be put to than spillWe acknowledge receipt of a kind invitaonly from the maraudings of those who would ing it in the ocean over the prow of a battle tion from Prof. Whiteley to attend a meeting steal it from the bank but even from the ship; or think of a more unholy use to put to be held in the new lecture room at the reach of the depositor as well. That people pure spring water to than to use it in that Templeton, on Saturday evening, March 12, want a safe place to keep their money no way. But the point in the whole matter is at 8 oclock. The object of the meeting is one doubts, but that the average bank is this: The world is full of important ques- to bring before the public notice the effort such a place we most emphatically deny, tions, questions in which the happiness, and that is being put forth to establish a school of and have both reason and history to prove it even the very lives, of the people are at law for the state of Utah. Among those who This fact is very strongly hinted at in the slake, and when we see organizations like are to take part in the proceedings we note writers axiomatic proposition in which he the W. G T. U. wasting its time over such Governor Wells, Dr. John Park, Hon. E. A. If a bank oolish matters it makes us tired. Thats all Wilson, Hon. Moses Thatcher, Frank Pierce state? in a black faced type that is hurt all the people are hurt to which we and John M. Jane. FEEDING THE HUNGRY. would like to add especially the people. But tell us please how a safe bank can be We desire again to call the attention of the PHOTO BUTTON NOVELTIES. hurt? The very statement that it may be public to the work that is being done by the Call and see Shiplers Photo Buttons, hurt goes to show conclusively that it ts not Medical Industrial Mission at No. 33 Comsafe In other words if it is safe it cannot mercial street The Mission is doing a grand Photo Cuff, Photo Scarf Pins, etc. Shipbe hurt. work and should have (he encouragement lers Photographic Studio, Hooper block. The facts are the makeup of the average and support of every d humanity-ovin- g confid cash and NOTICE. bank, is soul in Salt Lake Gty. Just how these whole fabric rests on confidence, dence. The Notice is hereby given that I will not be people can feed the hungry at one cent a and the moment this confidence . is shaken, dish we do not know, but ts they are doing it responsible for any advertising or other away goes the whole fabric, and the institu- That is sufficient that may be made for this paper by tion that one minute before was a safe We personally inspected the kitchen, and one J. G. Weaver. place to deposite your money is now a dead ind everything clean and in order. The Waeeen Foster. fall, and somebody is hurt, which in most ood, which is all vegetable, is good, fresh, cases is the depositors. When you deposit wholesome and well cooked. We have tried LOOK AT THIS money in a bank you have no assurance you their meals and they are all right. The most will ever get it again. The bank gives you we have ever been able to devour was four For fifty cents in two-cestamps sen at Nor does it even promise dishes, no security. aggregating the munificent sum of verbally or otherwise to return it. The in- bur cents; and, it is safe to say that what will ference is that it will return it, and if all satisfy the gnawings of a hungry editor's things go well, usually does, but if things go stomach ought to satisfy anyone else. wrong it is quite different. This office has Please bear in mind that this is not a paid time and time again ofiered to take money in advertisement. We are giving it free, and The entire outfit by return mail. We have any quantities on the same terms that banks gladly too. Nor is it a bid for table patronhave books in stock. We us the no one take it, but brings any. age,- nor a fight against other restaurants or even ofiered to take it on much better terms oarding houses. We do not suppose that than does any bank in the city, but not a the Knutsford or any other hotel will lose PAPER CUTTER AND BOOK MARK cent comes in, We wonder why? Who any customers because of this write up. at COMBINED et it east such is not our aim. We only mean to wouldnt take money if they Sent free of postage under sealed cover ori without security or interest as do the banks? say that this institution is o ing a world of receipt of ten cents in silver or stamps. The Now, no doubt, some of the bankers of good and comes just a little nearer bring latest, best and' most serviceable adj unct of this city will throw up their hands in holy what we would call practical religion than every library and office. Address Geo. horrow at us and declare that we are endan- anything we have ever seen. II. Heaffbrd, 410 Old Colony Building, gering the safety of their banks by talking Chicago, 111. this sort of talk. But let them possess their SMITH. JOHN PRESIDENT souls in peace; certainly no safe bank or SOLICITOR WANTED. President John Smith is the name of a safe" anything else could be hurt by a little At this office, a good subscription and book. It is a book that catches everyprinters ink. The very fact that they are so was Mr. Lawrence reads. who advertising solicitor wanted. The right man scared is conclusive evidence that we are tell- body he sent for fifty or can have a profitable and permanent job. with it that taken ing the truth. You cannot impair a mans more copies, which he has loaned and re- Call room at 78 Hooper Block. credit by a newspaper article so long as he loaned until they are about gone. Everyhas the cash to pay his bills and always pays body likes it. We will have a lot of them If I had my way, I would take out on hand in a few days. They sell for 10 them before they are made. the fact that the every improved machine and smash it and The pamphlet is chuck full of ust such rot cents, notwithstanding book contains 300 pages. It is such a bum it, said a trades unionist in our hearas the above. Taken on a whole it is one of book as usually Bell for 25 cents. Send the other day. That man was not a the feeblest attempts to bolster up a rotten along your orders and they will be filled ing if he had been he would never Ad- Socialist; and exploded theory that we have ever seen. at the earliest possible moment. made have the remark He belongs to the What the people want is a system of dress this office. who fool themselves with the idea that class postal savings banks. Banks that are safe. the prime object of life for a laboring man is Banks into which they may go at any time UPSET THE TRAMP LAW. He knows enough to plenty of work. and get their money. Banks that are as safe Fran-sisc- o know that in the competition between the We clip the following from the San as the government itself. What the people and man the machine the latter wins. But it Star: want i3 to repudiate the system that the Editor Star: Mr. Warren Foster, editor seems to have never occurred to him that the bankers are defending and build up another of the Living Issues of this city, has called increased productive power of the improved not founded on wind and confidence. my attention to the fact that in your issue of machine could be made a blessing to the circular the letter the In eb. 1 2th, you quoted a part of an article accompanying I wrote and which was published in worker, by making it the property of the This it. which comment upon was a request that we people, and operating it lor the use of all inIssues on the in the we have done. It was also requested that a anuarylaw of Living As stated in subject artistead of the enrichment of the few, as is bemy vagrancy. the comment of the copy of the paper containing and as suggested in your comment on it, ing done under the private ownership. The cle, be sent to the author. This we will do. he vast majority of instances of convictions masses of the common people have a great vagrancy are deal to learn. New They want it for publication, so they say, of persons on the charge ofthe San Francisco, Charter, of but we will wager a bee course in Arkansa miscarriages of justice By haspractice Calaf. been an he courts in recent years there that they dont publish what we say. ll non-intere- st Millions for defense, provided always, of course, that the millions go to the Republicans and Free Silver Reis publicans the way in which the Republican party of Utah is today divided. Taylor The Loud bill again which shows has been knocked out that congress is not alto gether under control of the corporations. If Uncle Sam is going to undertake to feed the Cubans it would be better to feed them as American citizens than as Spanish subjects. Ex. The indications now are that this city will be full of vacant lots covered with weeds, and next winter the city will be full of hungry children covered with rags John Sherman says there will be no war. Which means there will be no war unless the same can be made to serve the ends of the bond thieves. John is authority. The old patriotic declaration of millions for defense but not one cent for tribute, has by our laws and customs been changed to millions for tribute, but not one cent for defense of the people against the Carnagies and Rocky baptists. Fusion might kill the Populist party, but nor anything else can kill Populism. You see the difference? The principals of Populism are all right and just, and are as indestructable as the rocks of Gibralter or the throne of God; the Populist party is but a machine, at .best. Parties die, they fall to rise no more, but principles do not die; they cannot die. fusion, We foil to see where or how anything can be gained by fusing the silver forces of Utah. No other kind of a man could be elected in any event even if there were no parties at all. We care nothing for what the Republicans and Democrats do; the thing for Populists to do is to go right on agitating the real questions and let parties and offices take care of tkemselves. kind-hearte- one-thir- two-thir- ds con-crac- 1 nt 1 1 When Hanna sent the president the tele- gram announcing his purchase of a seat in the senate, God reigns and the Republican party still lives, he probably had information that God intended to resign unless Hanna was elected. That is what Hannas telegram virtually staled. You know the Republican is a great moral party, because its members say so themselves, and they ought to know. Appeal to Reason. We have alyays believed, and do now, that all the differences between the United States and Spain or between Spain and Cuba could be settled by arbitration. We further believe that it would be settled within a month were g it not for a gang of rapscallions who are expecting to make money out of a war. The little fools will get together blood-suckin- and proceed to blow each others brains out over a matter about which they know nothing and care less, for the munificent sum of $13 per month, while those really interested, the bond-bo- o dlers, the ship builders and ammunition manufacturers, will each rake in about $13,000,000 in the same length of time. To our mind there is only one thing on earth that has less sense than a damphule, and that is two damphules. ORANGE SOCIAL. Tent No. 2, Knights of the Maccabees will give an Orange Social with a select literary program at the Odd Fellows hall, on Saturday evening March 12th. POOR SPELLERS. Considerable criticism has come to our ears for the manner in which we spelled the word We spelled it Hypocrisy. We stand corrected. The only excuse we have to offer is that hypocrisy is an article that we do not deal in to any great extent. Hy-pocrac- y. JUST RECEIVED. We have just received fifty copies of Tom Watson on Railroads. Trice 10 cent 8. Send in for one at once. The Living Issues is one of the best advertising mediums in the state; rates reasonable. Try it. |