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Show Making of I Had t Cough bid cough for six t not nd any I read what a wonderful remedy Ayers Cherry weeks and could relief whatever. Pectoral was for coughs and 1 bought a bottle. Before 1 had taken a quarter of it my cough had entirely left me. LHawn. Ont., Newington, May 3, 1899. ran list Allnu'e Write today to Alien Tux THE OF STATES UNITED COOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. A Variety of Quip, Ulhrs ami IrealVn. Flotnaiu and to Cause a Smile Jrtkain from Hi Tide of lluiuvr Witty SayiuK. Regard Peruna as Their Shield Against Catarrh, Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrhal Diseases. lUrah Trcutlsi.-nf- . 1 thought Mi.y bad abolished corporal punishment in the navy." They have. Does that apply to yachts, too? I suppose it docs. What are you driving at? Why, I noticed that in a recent race eff Newport one of Hu yachts was steered so badly that her spanker struck a buoy.- - Cleveland Plain Dealer. My dear, Hi. Kind of ('ouritK. B old colds, too, only it takes a little more time. We refer to such diseases as bron- Tar ItiiMilci W1-- i a Mrlke. The car builders of Berwick, Pa., who went on strike against a reduction of wages rciintiy, have won their etrikn. Hereafter they will work by the day instead uf by the piece. Soma 250 car buihlrrs were involved. MRS. DELVA A. LOCKWOOD. LATE CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. I want you to pull a tcnti., out not with gas. That costs too mucii! Well, you're a brave man. Show me Mrs. Hclv.i Lockwood, the eminent barrister, of Washington, P. (X, is the The dining ear service of the Denver & woman who lias ever liecn a candidate for tle Presidency of the United only Rio Grande Railroad is proving a great 'States. She is the ls'st known woman in America. As the pioneer of her sex convenience to the traveling public. In a letter to The the tooth. in the legal profession slu lias gathered fume and fortune. Wait a minute. My luolhcr-In-ladining cars are attaches to ull trains Peruna Medicine Company, she says: It's her leaving Denver on this KpuIarroad, where will be here right an ay. have used your Peruna both for myself and my mother, Mrs. meals are served in a manner pleasing to tooth. Der Flob. Hannah J. Dennett, now in her 88th year, and I find it an Invaluable all travelers, uud at moderate prices. Tlis of a trip through Colorado's enjoyment remedy for cold, catarrh, hay fever and kindred diseases; also a good The Lniltai Age. wonderful scenery that abounds along ths Its a Tessless age, remarked Sim- tonic for feeble and old people, or those run down and with nerves road is enhanced by the dining car and Belva A. Lockwood. Yours truly, unstrung. other conveniences that have been adopted. pers. What do you mean? inquired For information, time cards, rates, eta, Catarrh may attack any organ of the body. Women arc especially liable to Gales. of the pelvic organa. There arc one hundred cases of catarrh of the catarrh S. K. address Hooper, General Passenget McBt people think, Heres a couple who entered upon civic organa to one of catarrh of the head. they aad Ticket Agent, Denver, or H. M. CushE ave no catarrh of the head, have no catarrh at all. This ia a great mistake, In a a loveless drove marriage, avay they ing, Traveling Pas.cn ;er Agent, 109 West ud is the cause of many cases of sickness and death. Health and llcauly',uent horseless carriage and received all Second South Street, Salt Lake City. their congratulations by wireless teleg free to women only, by The Peruna Medicine Co.. Columbus, Ohio. Philadelphia North American. Some women whose tresses look as raphy. combed been never had In Hamburg, Germany, 136,872 perRaw Dining Car Servian. try though they out of the 625,900 inhabitants pay to show that they have by tba number West-irsons Gat n Rio Jane the Effective Grande Together. 1st, Tt'y Marof combs worn In them. an income tax, although all are exPapa, said little railway began eperatiug its aew dinWorse than being fooled of others gie, I think you are just the nicest ing ears.serving all meals oa all its through empt whose income ia under 909 man la the whole world. is to fool one, self. Tonnvpon trains. The arrangement included He. 3 marks. And I think yon are the nicest little leaving Ogden at ?:S0 a. m. aad Salt Lake TO CORK A COLD IN ONE DAT, I never used so quick a euro as Pixoa City at 1:80 a. n. ; also No. 4 leaving Tsks Laxative Bromo Quinin. Tablet. All girl in the world, replied her father. Cura for Consumption. J. B. Palmer, a If Course I am," said Margie. Ain't in. and Halt Lake City at Box 1171, Seattle, Wash., Nov. MS, 1895. druggist, refund the money it fal' to cur. Ke. K. W. Grove', signature oa each box. It queer how such talce people happen r :40 p. m. The west bound th rough trains, to get Into the same family? Marriage often means dollars for a woman Sydney both morning and night, will also carry Aw Einbrnlng Qnuatlwn and as U cuisine is The as perfect doughnuts for a man. liners. it Jack Dashington "Shes the most Town and Country Journal. carte a make it. to la Service, possible Mrs. Winslow's Smithing Syrup. uninteresting girl I ever met, though so that you can bavo your coffee and For children nrihina, sofien Kami, rednres I.nrk. she Is rich. She cant say anything allay pain, cure wluil colic. XjcsboUls. select from can or rolls" for breakfast, you Which but 'yes and no. Priscilla They say, he said, that It is no a menu as elaborate and complete as the Home people Impose on others withon, slid she say to you? Harlem Life. longer fashionable to attach to wedding of Utah market tan supply. thinking. of the people who presents the cards Than a rentnry give them. Philanthropists at Toledo, Ohio, wP.i River's For Morn I'i ' ii i ho sumirnl. Made only I.' Then," she declared. Tm going to bul!(1 a honie & I'.uLer v,. i.iUL. Uuivhcaiitr, Mas. and by a.lcr workingmen, fjr take back that $23 picture I into- ed have asked for committees representEvery crank would like to know what he to give Nell Waterson. and get her a various crafts to ing a crank ahiul. is solid silver teaspoon. ChScagoTimes Herald. Drafnros Cannot lie Cored the by local upnlicullntiK. as liu-- cannot Olil Time Dexterity. discu-ei- l purtiim of iiio cur. Tacru is on!v one RH3 14 CEEITS u Joe Ker The earlier watches were way to cure ilcuftius, ml tb it la by constircmi'ilics. Dearness is liin year gnn,l0 IP wlnh to by an much cleverer timepieces than those of tutional .. newaualiii pint rs, inliami'il comliiloa of tlm mucus lining of the (9 l Ckg. t!ny Lret, lien Kuhtachiau Tulie. When this tube is lnllained the present. 1 PLj .E.irl'- -t J.rri'riiliK.'iiruiiibarlto 2 -- u huvn ;i rmn'ilini; nmiih1 ur iinin rfci-hear1 Linromilnki'lLttualllo 5 Jacques How so? ing. and wluil il is entirely closed deafness Is 15o Htrnwlirrry Alrloo, 1 IS Joe Kpr They marked ifte time with tlic result, and unless the inllainnuitinn can lie loo 5 , Kadi.li, I taken out anil this lithe rcstonsl to Its normal 9 Eurly Rip Caf.liaq, io 1 100 only one hand. Jewelers Weekly. i.a'ijr lliunrr Ouiiui, condition, hearing will Isi destroyed forever; I ira S Bn:liantHontBdfc nine eases out of ten urn caused by rutnrrh. Wurth 91. 00, fur 11 cento. (Lul which isnothlin; butuu lnflumoU condition of t w chitis, asthma, whooping-cougconsumption, and hard winter h, coughs. MaaSISHMSGQHa culd a SS cent bot- e tle U all tou'11 need. For harder cues a emit bottle le better. For chronic CO troubles, and to keep on hand, the $1.00 bottle la moat economical. wwrtrw Tm r Salter's Bapo Spelt What 1. lfcU Cat.lef FARM Free. Hlo-gnn- cures llmBlek, e S. e, pulls down your general health and deprives you of sleep; or they end in genuine consump tion with all its uncertain results. Dont wait, but take Ayers Cherry Pectoral just as soon as you begin to cough. A few doses will cure you" then. But If ynn just taken ruut-Faa- Olmsted, Le of Allen's a free N. for sample Y., Roy, Pout-Easa powder to shake luto your shoes. It cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. It makes A certain new or tight shuns essy. cure for Corns and Hunions. All druggists and shoe stores seil it; 23c. Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis which rlaluPi F03. WOMEN three days of indirection. Quickly Cures Colds !!F SOME A circus ostrich onco mads a niaal of sauer k?aut and fat pork and died within MMM it OUR BUDGET OP of talented men. Including a physician, a scientist, an ed'.tor, a historian and a photographer, each of whom makes a daily contribution to the book which is to describe the journey, lq describing his method at a Paris salon, And what a friend ironically naked: is the hard work which you do t or your hook?" "The hardest of all," sa'd the prince, T have the overwhelming duty of making the various accounts aRrw." Ph i." 'c 'vhic Post. The Craving for Mlniulunt lias lately attracted a great deal of attention. The use of them stvins to he increasing. This clearly shows nn ex-- j ha listed condition of tin nerves and blood, which may lie remedied only by strengthening the stomach. Hostetler's Stomach Hitters will do this for you. It cures dyspepsia, constipation and nervousness. a Bad I hid Book. Frlm-el- Prince Henry of Orleans has a pleas ant system of literary work. When he travels be takes with him a corps four-year-o- SEEDS an Wrutd U Mhi. r MihlM Lwifcvr, I.Tisr.Pk. mnIiM ik wr14 f by iruvlsi Hifysiir Ukisr J. Bnldtf, MishleMit WU., ITibai.WrT ai4 H. Lav?. U4Wii, Hlu.. by (ravin IfObiih. telicr'aawni VviHti IfysitesblvrkiitlicB. wrasit, Mb4 KW.OQO Mt m irkl ws, 10 DOLLARS WORTH FOR lOo. 10 pi f rar fern SRrtUU Bash, Of Cra Bpelu.prsdusfavWkvsh. fcotlaaditoasBaj per M'JiatlluIrT, Braiulinaii tha ivMiMtcrMi sa earia; Smlstr Mjrt m. Bap, Pprfaf wheat, M.. laaladinc aar mam ihPUiii. FruitBn4ftM C(itlf, wUinvall aUmt Haiur's fimtilfillloa Dsllsr miM for lac. paiajt; FaUits all warth flOto raaisri. pMitiaciy hUliM f i.Hi hhl. aad ay.. L rarltoff tvmM-hfU pkffi Fleass srHs. 1MH aend thlO Catalog alone. He, adr. with enis: 10c. to Ktlar, SmIi ' infill Mn-si- wtf o ld ! . Vi - of new. uf rlmice acri-pulii- LANDS now ommiii fur nett lenient in Wcsirru Oinndi. Here is cnnra U:.1 N'O. 1 1IAKU 11I:A1 whiuu brings the price in thrt o: cattle are Uiou-i.nworld: msrLnt uf the fato-ni'fo- - marii t w tliout biiur f praia, and without a ihiy'n shelter. Scml fur informaCanada. tion a ml secure a free home In Western , OtWrite the SuiierintemUiit of . tawa. oraildicss the iinUmrlKin-tl- - wlio will mail mioses. pamphlets. ct'1., friH- of rl. G J. Irouiihton, lJXi Mouadnuck Ulock. Chicago. Ill I Iiniui-.Tation- CT3 Wheat will Mil at SI. Oil nr over liy SUy 1st. MW. IbxikleL how to xrll rrop rai Our rcunu till have It, mailed KUK.IC. Rank li W. H. HAMMOND & CO., BROKERS UluDraiHilli, Minn. d i.jana Bloat Rmnkd In a fw hnnr; vith KRAUSERS' LtUiD EXffiACT CF SKCXE. Jtfada from hlckurjr wwul. rhappr, duAiier, ftA.1 f r tirr thn th oi l w?. Circuital klailbLls lil&O,, j&hfoli li P ti) k (inr-l.-- t tjJ ly First tho msdioina that iicitls tha rcaord for the largest number of absolute Cures cf female Ills Is Lydia . Pinkkams VejetshSo Gamgzuad, Second FJirsm FbtSzham Neighborly Tie 'The telephone is a great tor.' Thats the mueiis surfaces. xlil fac We wouldn't have called on those people next door at all If we hadnt wanted to use their telephone." Chicago Record. can skew by her tetter files la Lynn that a mil- so. A rureful Bother. MEW D!SC0VERY quick relief and cure Jlook of tenlmimlaii anil IB DAI IIS. a. H. lilMCtV wn. HI m. lima, who RADICALLY YOUNG MEN! - yq If yon hava money to waata try allruntheIk Cureekaiiro f or hear of i If you wish to lay know a aMetuiw buy Ilia lajectlom which art wMd to (cuing But If you went a remedy which la amw In I to S daya(l) ahanlutoly safe aad which never fails to ours unnatural dlnrhaige ao matter how anhiui or of how long atom! mm mjt be, ffi lug PABSTS OKAY SPECIFIC" h No case known It has ever failed to Cora. Remit actonbh the derten,dniMs Xothlng Ilka A oocaaion to UIM It, Can betaken w khoul aha ham Kir eenlenc Friee.9S.OOL or detention from huidnrw niltable all roe n la he drupeM or amt prepaid by plainly wrapped, on receipt of price by f PABST CHEMICAL CO. lkiiw,Iu. Brmlar mailed ms request. CATARRH HAY FEVER and COLD In tho HEAD positively relieved and CURED by this wonderfully cleansing antiseptic and Haaling SpedAc. Price SB and SO eta. rf not at year dromlau ml to A By In tlmn. nip. Hold hr drumrlrt I C write I N. U.. Balt Lake-N- o. 4. 1800. P EaawaU Brag C. PENSION BICKFORD, Wnahlngton, Day will reealre quiek replies. B. Mb N.n. Vela BtaC SOtkOorp Pfotecatlaf CUlm (lacs 1871 foils 1 1 Tha Differs nee. Detectives In real life are not a bit detectives. like the story-baoThats so," said the man who hasnt any savolr fair whatever. The storybook detective Invariably catches his man sooner or later." Washington Chicago 458 Miles U AAlliS aaw a mm - t "lumtoOiaatonmrth, y -- f -- JZ reiCS35S3a piq! yqsjsrs mi fW nm, LAi noKsa, ZZ-- r- - Ataxia run- last. Doctor SHCl:i!M V I t- e lie W 11 ! c. f U am r!formt 114 y;cII iirrurl moist urc anil miih Rah!iud(IUvdiTir or ly pr PvTitrudinic BosankoaPiieRemedv Stops iiliiiiffAiid blciwliufr. Annorba tjinons. fkieL mail. TrrATisr free. Write .fiir-ii t I lit four cam 11L HOJJANKO, PbilaPa, Peters fMK Just aa cheap aa pror Ink. SHEEPMEN. a lor market rrportaun aheep and lamka Taut sunairmieata aullell-- d !v K10I.M a mnith, the euly, Exolualva Sheep Comtn'.alun Company at the bait ihttp market In the worul. kanaaecliy Block lama. Writ From Kansas City via Santa Fe Route. ' Miles shorter distance and immeasurably more comfortable than any S' ether line. Pullman palace and tourist sleepers and free reclining chair cars. Dining cars, too. l 41 1 Doely Block. Salt Lake City, U SALT LAKE BUSINESS COLLEGE. 79 W. Seeead lauth St., Salt Laks City. Utah. Students mip mtw ant data. 4T N cuss rsn piles l,ilM!ffidai9 itcuing. k Star. If Dlt.CtlASKS til.OOD.tMJNi' lit,ncmib KFIIOUV rltu mu ulx'iif iiiiin Aiii ice ami pBHif of ouro VNtk. uu.bxsu224 N.iOth St., luu.AUSLriiia.rA' Reliable Help Wanted IVa n pity people can't content them selves with wishing they bad the things they would like to have. I i.siLi.L-t- eiuar- -! lit u- - (Either eex.) The lluniaiiiierlmi llmne end laalter-lufor Invallde and Ilrallh Seeker, innirporaled. Send 12c In atamp for full Information. Addreaa J. U. Teltlabaum, Trcaiurer. Eat Laa Vegaa, N. It. Teacher What do you know of the microbe family? Little Maude Please, maam, mamma has forbidden us to gossip about other people's family affairs. Exchange. Lydia E. Pinkham lied. Cs., Lynn, Mas Font-Far- e. Somehow a man never comprehends the story of the widow's might until she starts ont after a second husband. taining theso certlfloatesm Every ailing woman is invited to write to Mrsm Pinkham and get her ad- vice free of chargem i Use Allen Sail nnr Knlrra If a widower is past firty, be look upon LSSSCiCCF. a young wife aa a posibij fucnlaiit of youth. m Pt-- i. north 91.00, wa will W liur with our (9 a.trie, .iiv, twill n all almut A niKiurrcriiitdftliia unlica A He, rir.iipi. Y invito yourtrado, and J know hr u you once try y- -i will ilo without. 9 VJiin I'nrtnon fiiitrr'i lunv rar- - (9 Fool-Eas- e. wont CHAMBERS DetraiL Mich. 0 t i SI UFA CHtunrlii Your fept feel uncomfortable, nervous, and ofton cold and damp. If you have sweating, sore feet or tight shoes, try Allens Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, 25 cents. Sample Bent free. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. utero-vocin- al Clinton gp-ii- Hall's Family Fills are the besL A powder. AND SURELY Goiden Rod Suppositories. MEDICINE CO., Aim vo 11 m.i 1 ynu Wo will give One Hundred Dollars fnranyrase of Denfne.--s (caused by catarrh) that raunot be cured liy Hall's Catarrh Coro. Send for circulars, free. V. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, Ol Sold by Driingists. 7.'x In Winter lion women have been restored to hoafth by her medlslna and advtcsm Third- - AH letters to Aftrsm Plnhham arc received, nets. opened, read and antb swered auffer from by women only . diseuaca This fact is certified to by the mayor and postmasCUREDV ter of Lynn and others of Used successby using fully ten years. Reliable home treatment. Mrsm Pinkham's own citym Write for Information, conlldentlaL Write for free book con22 Strset, DROPSY rare. M Writs today far Informs ties, j |