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Show V t; i .'V I !! t 1 1 FICTION CORNER THE By XTOSEY COLLINS, ai you know, 1 l the Number One Egoist of the day. Just as Napoleon once laid claim to the title. But that was back In the 17th or 18th century. And no body bothers much about him any more. Except those who like to dig and delve Into musty old history books. Napoleon had only an Empire to conquer. Nosey had a newspaper office and an ever-loving Tillie as bis territorial grounds. It's true, it proved rather expensive expen-sive this ego-building business. But no matter the cost. Nosey is acclaimed ac-claimed as a self-made man. One of the finest men on the staff of the Daily Gazette. Besides Tillie and the newspaper office, it must be revealed, Nosey has still another love. She now lay cozily in her, private retreat ... the right hand drawer of Nosey's desk. There was a quiet purr as Nosey patted the soft, dirty white fur on D e r m 1 ' neck. Dermic was the nickname for Hypodermic. Hy-podermic. A name fitting to the oversized over-sized cat because you really had to stick a needle in her to make her stir. There was only one other thing that would rouse this reflexlng feline. That was the smell of boloney or liver, even from the farthest corner of the ink-smat- ' tered city room. Originally from the restaurant on the corner where she was expected to rid the place of mice and make herself generally useful, she had found refuge in Nosey's comfortable comfort-able desk drawer. The clatter of dishes and hustle bustle of the crowded restaurant had proved too much for her sensitive nerves. Nosey stopped his tender patting. This annoyed Dermie no end. Raising Rais-ing her head, which was more energy en-ergy than she cared to use, she perked a quizzical eye at him. "Dermie," Nosey spoke seriously, "If we could get a beat on this Pork Bandit case, we'd sure have something." some-thing." Dermie's answer was an assenting assent-ing hiss. "Seven butcher shops in seven days," Nosey went on, "that's a record for any criminal He's plenty nervy, too. Sent them all a notice beforehand. He's got the cops in a quandary. Must be a ghost bandit." Here he snickered scornfully at the idea of a ghost ransacking a cash register and ticking a butcher knife in a man's back. "What puzzles me," Nosey went on with his one-sided conversation, "is how he gets in and out with the cash right under their eyes. And why does he always pick on pork This Week. 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' H 39 40 fT""4l 43 4 - 45 4 47 48 49 iir 5 51 51 53 54 61 1 61 """" 63 64 6S66 """"""" 69 5 To shun 6 To smear 1 Teutonic deity 8 Light brown 9 Entry in an account 10 Correct 11 Compass point 17 Symbol for osmium 19 Part of "to be" 21 Highest point 23 Grape refuse 25 Uniform 26 Vocal solo 27 To ensnare 28 Barnyard fowls 30 Clayey soil 33 Slang: holes-in-one 35 Shawl 38 Careful attention 40 Part of the eye PORK BANDIT DEE RANDALL stores? The same chain all the time. If we could 'get to the bottom of that, we'd be getting some place." Dermie's boredom with this conversation con-versation was evident. She settled back on the comfortable pillow installed in-stalled in the drawer. But not before be-fore looking at the empty plate before be-fore her. Soon she was snoring peacefully. She knew the plate would be filled later on. uftW- 5 ?S-93mU?rP The stranger's hand quivered to a chair. Nosey read and reread the un signed note on his desk. "Maybe I'll be able to get a lead out of this after all," he reflected. Some butcher butch-er has received a note saying his store would be next. He was coming in to speak with the editor. The editor edi-tor had turned the whole business over to Nosey disgustedly. News seldom walked right into a newspaper news-paper office. Leads that came in by mail might better have been called "misleads." Usually some quack seeking publicity. Grim determination could be seen in the set of Nosey's features. The editor had faith in him. He would have to get to the bottom of this thing. As number one egoist, he felt certain he could. AN INDIGNANT public was be-coming be-coming boisterous in their vehement vehe-ment denials of this Pork Bandit who slew and robbed at regular daily Intervals. The editor had hinted at a bonus or something equally satisfying satis-fying financially to the guy who got a lead on this story. It would sure come in handy. Nosey dreamed. Next month he and Tillie were getting get-ting married. A glint of happiness filled his usually usu-ally placid eyes. Sweet Tillie with her flaxen curls. And how she could cookl Nosey's mouth watered in anticipation an-ticipation of the daily meals, like those he had already sampled at Tillie's little apartment. Dermie opened drowsy eyes and looked reflectively at the still empty Bolatlon la Next Inn. No. 28 43 Dried grape 46 To leave out 48 Eastern state 51 Printer's measure 53 55 56 Beak 58 Wholly 60 Golfer's mound 61 You and I 62 Land measure 64 Artificial language 66 Babylonian deity Aaiwir to Paul Nintu 11 rtca H-41 VAf UA V it III'' v. JLJLlpL T5N lAlLUIS AI.GlAE ill k A R B U "TQp "rTo S S I" ? " " Tjh 1 1 Fj3X I I MA H TQii 0 "PQS h 0 E AL E SI U MI T 0 TJz 0 A 1 fa I PAD O PIT E p s y cTh ogenTIsis sIeIrIeI IeIeIli lDl"itc it plate. She let out a growling hiss and rousing herself, waddled off indignantly. in-dignantly. She wasn't used to such shabby treatment. Nosey had no time to worry over this breach of friendship in Dermie's Der-mie's indignant stamping oft. In fact, she .was back in a few moments, mo-ments, rubbing her face against his pants leg as a reminder of her gnawing vitals. She hadn't been fed in two hours. Nosey paid no attention to her pleading. He was waiting for the stranger who was to visit him. At precisely three o'clock, as the note stated, a tall, shabbily dressed man appeared. His dark hair was sleeked neatly back, but otherwise he was hardly a picture of sartorial elegance. "Mr. Collins? You received my note?" Nosey noticed the stranger's m Mil v -vH .'V. I X'.fr W. ' - Ki nervously as Nosey motioned him hand quivered nervously as he beckoned him towards a chair. He took the paper the man handed him. "I'm manager of the store on East 80th street Received this note early this morning. I left the plact and hurried right down here as soon as I could. Didn't have time tc change my clothes," he looked down apologetically. "Your store will be next. This afternoon," the note read. It was signed: "The Pork Bandit." Nosey scanned the writing care fully. Nothing there to give much o; a clue. "Have you seen the police?' "No sir, thought I'd speak to you first. They seem to be getting no where fast," he laughed ruefully "There has been a note before eacl crime, you know," he remindec him. Nosey absent-mindedly pat ted Dermie's neck. She stirred looked languidly at the visitor anc dozed off again. Nosey asked him a lot of ques tions and the visitor seemed anx ious to supply all the details pos sible. "I'm flattered you have si much confidence in us," Nosey tolc him. "Will you pardon me a mo ment while I get my notebook. J want to jot down all the information you can give me." Now Nosey never bothered with a notebook. Any old piece of copy paper did for the hottest scoop. Outside the city room. Nosey headed for a telephone booth. He made a call, picked up a notebook from a protesting stenographer and returned to his nervously waiting visitor. He wrote down sentences scrupulously, scrupu-lously, making sure to dot every "i" and cross every "V To anyone looking on, it was evident Nosey was stalling for time. It was only a matter of a few minutes before the two husky cops arrived. A pair of handcuffs were clinched on the now- sputtering visitor visi-tor who demanded to know the meaning of this. , "Here, boys," Nosey addressed the cops, "is your Pork Bandit" He kind of sneered over the name as only a real egoist could do. The man suddenly stopped battling. bat-tling. "How did you know?" he asked. "WelL you see," Nosey drawled, his five feet four swaying magnificently, magnifi-cently, "you said you just came from your pork store. When Dermie Der-mie woke up and just went right back to sleep again, I knew that was a lie. If you had really come from there, she would have been over there sniffing your pants and licking your leg, maybe even chewing chew-ing a piece 014 of it It's past her meal time now," he smiled down fondly at Dermie who had stirred at mention of her name, looking ex pectantly at the empty plate. He went on: "Then you told me some details that the police have carefully guarded from the public. Nobody but the Pork Bandit himself could have known them." The man hung his head despairingly. despair-ingly. "I used to own half of the chain of stores," he spoke bitterly. "Until my partner swindled me out of my share. It was the only way I knew of to get back what really belonged be-longed to me." For a moment Nosey's gaze was sympathetically bent towards the man's back as they led kim away. Then he returned to Dermie. "Have patience, old girL" he patted pat-ted her head. When he returned, there was an extra cushion in Dermie's Der-mie's drawer domicile and a brand new plate. It has two sprightly mice PPIe-sPce pancakes. Add 1 cup painted on It This has caused no PP "PP1" to your pancake bat- end of concern to Dermie, whoJF "d theffl uted minus her once sharp teeth, cani " "d 2 m . u . t ' tablespoons of cinnamon. figure out just bow to bite into the little rascals. She doesn't have any trouble with the extra helpings of boloney, though, THE LEH'I SUN. LEIH. UTAH j 18WS Pickles, Relishes, Jams Satisfy Taste Needs During Meals Late-in-season grapes are Ideal for" nse as conserves, a Jam-like prodnct which gives a true lift to fall and winter menus. A true conserve contains raisins or nuts, or both, but they may be omitted. Even though most of its like simple sim-ple meals, well cooked and attrac- tively served, there's an almost universal hunger for something tart or a bit of a sweet that we look for in addition addi-tion to the basic foods. This may take the form of a col orful tomato relish, a crisp green pickle, or a thick sweet Jam or conserve. con-serve. These accompaniments are often the finishing, "polished" touches to a meal that make the difference between a success or a failure in the food line. Now that sugar is plentiful, we can indulge ourselves a bit in the way of sweet fruit mixtures. Pickles and other relishes don't require re-quire much sweetening, and there'! enough in the gardens and on the markets to make our shelves both bulge and sparkle with other good' ies. ; Think of sandwiches and you im mediately remember how good pickles are with them. Then, too, you can use them with meats, in dressings and sauces. Bread and Butter Chips. S quart sliced cucumbers S onions, sliced 6 enps cider vinegar 8 cups brown sugar 1 pod hot red pepper 1 teaspoon cinnamon H teaspoon ginger 2 tablespoons mustard seed 1 teaspoon tunnerio ft tablespoon celery seed 1 piece horseradish Soak the cucumbers and onions (separately) for 5 to 10 hours In brine, made by Him .(...., ij... .... iL r w"" "J i I 1 It h 1 I . ! V 1 1 F' f tk v f a - 1 if M w ' r 9 ' " 'I dissolving cup salt in H gallon of cool water. Drain welL Add onions, 2ft cups vinegar and 2Va cups of water to the cucumbers. Simmer about 15 minutes. Do not cook until soft Drain; discard liquid in which scalded. Make syrup by boiling the sugar and spices with 3 cups of vinegar and 1 cup water for 5 minutes. Pack well drained cucumbers and onions in hot jars. Cover with boiling syrup and seal at once. This next Is a variation of chill sauce that has seasonings you'll like. It has the same thickness as chill sauce when you hart finished fin-ished cooking it Peru visa Sauce, 24 ripe tomatoes 3 large onions 3 green peppers 1 pod hot pepper S large encumbers 4 tart apples 5 enps brown sugar 1 dove garllo 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon groud allspice 1 tablespoon mustard seed 1 teaspoon cinnamon S enps vinegar LYNN SAYS: Use Ingenuity for Breakfasts When apples are In season during the fall and winter, serve the family One cup of minced ham, cooked 'pork sausage meat or roast beef also may be folded Into pancake ! batter. tyJunn Ciankhi LYNN CHAMBERS' MENU Boiled Smoked Pork Shoulder Mustard Sauce Baked Potatoes Pureed Squash Tomato-Coleslaw Salad Beverage ' Baked Pears with Honey Scald and skin tomatoes, skin onions, on-ions, remove seeds from peppers. pare cucumbers , and discard their seeds if very large, pare and core apples. Run vegetables and apples through a food chopper. Add sugar and cook until - thick. Add spices and vinegar and continue cooking until of the same consistency as chill sauce. Pour, while boiling hot, into hot sterile jars. Seal at once. Pear Pickles. -1 gallon pears 6 cups sugar 2 cups water 4 cups Vinegar 2 pieces of ginger root 2 sticks of cinnamon 2 tablespoons whole allspice 1 tablespoon cloves Select firm pears. Pare and leave small ones whole. Halve or quarter the larger ones. Boil for 20 minutes min-utes in clear water. Boil sugar, water, wa-ter, vinegar and spices (tied in a bag) for 10 minutes. Add pears and let stand overnight Cook until tender. ten-der. Pack pears into hot jars. Cook syrup until thick and pour over pears. Process for 5 minutes in a hot water bath. Peach Chutney. 1 gallon peaches 2 onions 1 clove garlic 1 cup seeded raisins 5 cups vinegar Y cup white mustard seed 2 tablespoons ground ginger 1 pod hot red pepper 1 cup brown sugar Chop peeled peaches, onions, garlic gar-lic and raisins. Add Vi of the vinegar. vin-egar. Cook until soft Add all other oth-er ingredients. Cook until thick. Pour into hot' jars and seal Imme diately. The above chutney recipe may also be used with apples, pears or plums. 8 Make your butter go further by having a luscious spread for the bread or an accompaniment to the meat course with relishes and other oth-er goodies made now while produce prod-uce Is still available. Grape Conserve. 5 quarts stemmed grapes 6 cups sugar 1 cup nut meats U teaspoon salt For the Concord type grapes, press to remove pulps from skins. Run skins through the food chopper, chop-per, then boil for 20 minutes In just enough water to prevent sticking. Cook pulps down in their own Juice until soft. Rub through colander to remove seeds. Combine skins and pulps with sugar and boil raDid- ly until thick. Add nuts and salt Pour, boiling hot. Into sterile jars and seal at once. 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