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' By FRANK WEBB pleweN FMfPJaJ f feel that oua salbsmen T'SO f I KTHeffs you AReJ-.;! , Kwoolo yow mind 6tepwn& a8PAt2g P de luxe "fetchum and fittcmI ' iflK KStc ?JS mIrIEr) - linston,! -vS I suits and wats--nou) tostJ Is f ""V ' THe J rfzrA y'u) mXZT Tdi I-step hhrg and i'll have , LffSa SZJom MU 2' W ple 6 U? jm&aq voo completely outfitted WJZsi 1 at VOuaseLFo M5?T S?Am. 11: ' FifS .siy I j 5 l r "" T-7-3-J gr; AU, M Mjjjj 'II 1 L 1 JLr. r - ' J ' "I don't tare what your wife thinks. I saj, 'git rid of 'em!' " l5tk U i I "Maybe it's different on a report card, bat in the navy an E sianas lor t-JP tltltlSUxr' IDH I THINGS I NEVER KNEW AND STILL DON'T: (Impersonating a Congressman, eh?) That there Is allegedly a law In Arkansas which permits a married man to whip his wife ones a month , , '. That manufacturers are experimenting ex-perimenting with undergarments (for milady) made of paper . . . Whether you know that plane propellers pro-pellers get tired the same as you. After about 5,000 flight hours they get what Is called "metal fatigue." (Read Winchell and become a Quiz Kid!) That a recent sclentifio stndy disclosed dis-closed that women talk about men, clothes, social affairs. Men talk about business, recreation, women . . . That critic George Jean Nathan says companionship is a matter of mutual weaknesses . , , Why people over here squawk about two meatless meat-less days a week (in New York, anyhow) when Switzerland, which is not at war, has three ... That we have had only one left-handed President Pres-ident (Garfield). That Emily Post, the etiquette authority, au-thority, says it is all right for a woman war worker to thumb a ride to work from a gentleman motorist, mo-torist, if she displays her Identification Identifi-cation tag, if the motorist "is driving driv-ing past the plant and if the conversation conver-sation is impersonal. Hey, Emily I They're not going to a tea party-it's party-it's a TNT party . . . (Now. no copy-catting, Mr. Levant!) Whether you've heard the one about the Jap warship that Intercepted Inter-cepted and destroyed five American I torpedoes . . That the sky Isn't blue at all. Explorers of the stratosphere strato-sphere report that It really is deep purple , . .'At Chinese funerals the guests are given kerchiefs to weep Intg . . . That a clock which throws its shadow on the ceiling has been invented for hospital patients. HEAT PATTIES WITH ALL- BEAN MAKE MEAT GO FURTHER Are you looking for ways to "stretch the meat supply"? Then try this wonderful won-derful recipe for AU-Braa Meat Patties Pat-ties 1 They are made with famous keliooo's all-bran which adds a delicious de-licious crunchy texture to the dish with all the valuable vitamins, minerals, min-erals, proteins and carbohydrates ordinarily or-dinarily found in all-brah. Kellogg's All-Bran Meat Patties 1 tst 1 tablespoon 2 teaspooni salt chopped parsley Vi teaspoon pepper 1 cap milk 2 tablespoon oup catsup minced onion 1 cup Kellogu's All-Bran 1 pound ground beef . Beat epg slightly, add salt, pepper, onion, parsley, milk, catsup and All-Bran. Let soak until most of moisture mois-ture is taken up. Add beef and mix thoroughly. Shape into 12 patties. Bake in hot oven (450 "P.) about 30 minutes or broil about 20 minutes. Yield: 8 servings (12 Vh inch patties). Acid Indigestion Relieved In 5 minutes or double money back WKab mcmm ircmmch acid eanses Dalnful. suf fwfr- faff iths sour atomach and heartburn, doctors usually prescribe the f&atast-acting medicines known for symptomatic relief medicines like thosein B-ll-ana 'anlets. No laxative, uell-ans Dnngs eomiorc in a (IT or double your money mcs on retorn 01 noma us. S6o at ail drugvuts. That Whistler, the famed painter, tied his forelock with a white wib-bon, wib-bon, (tee, hee) ... That there are orange, cream-colored, pink and yellow bananas mat taste like peaches, apples, pears and roses . . . That radio short-waves may be used for cooking food on ice . . . That you can live on ordinary grass, which contains all the vitamins you need . . . You cannot hide your strong emotions from your fingers, which get cold when you're in a dither. That, according to Prof. Warren C. Middleton of DePauw U., six out of ten people do their dreaming in technicolor, and gals have more technicolor dreams than men. (How do I screen. Toots? . . . That if you have snapshots or pictures of any scenes in Europe, Africa, Asia and the Far East, send them to Army Intelligence, War Dep't, Washington, D. C. You may be able to shorten the war . . . That BBC has a most effective propa-ganda propa-ganda weapon. It broadcasts to Germany recordings of Hitler's own speeches to remind his people of the extravagant promises he made. That Sen. Soaper, the wit, describes de-scribes an American as one who cheerfully responds to every call- from buying bonds to giving his Diooa except to move back in a bus . . . Whether you've heard Bob Hope's swelegant crack about Irving Berlin: "Now that Berlin Is in the army, we hope it Isn't long before the army is in Berlin!" That glove makers arc experimenting experi-menting with a new type of glove that can fit either paw for the benefit bene-fit of glove-losers. (Ho hum. Glove will find a way! Whfl threw that?) . . . That in Denver, they have a law (Oh, I read It!) which prohibits anyone from photogtaphing a woman wom-an In a bathing suit without her consent That at least nine out ef ten Americans Amer-icans do not know what the three-word three-word slogan on all U. S. war bonds is. (It's "America on Guard," and ain't you ashamed?) . . . That Wil-fred Wil-fred Funk, the word authority, says the saddest word In any language is forgotten" the most beautiful is "love" and the coldest is "no." How many of yon know that Chris Columbus had a wife and that her name was Felipa Monir de Peres-trillo? Peres-trillo? A Portugal who wed him 13 years before he married America ... That Montgomery's Eighth srmy includes Nepalese, Poles, Greeks, Frenchmen, Arabs, Australians, Austra-lians, English and South African Dutch . .-; That an example of super-acting was the way Duse could actually blush on cue! That In a tiny town called Matagorda, Mata-gorda, Texas (pop. about 700), all activity and business stops for five minutes at 11 a. m. every day when they pray for the end of the war . . . That the mayor of Ashland, Ash-land, Ohio, has designated every Thursday (for the "dura tioning") as "Beefless Day." It is unlawful there to complain, grumble or "beef on Thursdays . . . That in Australia they are now rationing adjectives. Advertising copy there must not use wordage like glamorous, exciting, exclusive and lovely. . When the word went out that soldiers overseas wanted packages pack-ages from home the response was so overwhelming that Uncle Sam reluctantly had to call a halt. Today, To-day, due to "shipping space, there are Post Office 4 restrictions on packages to overseas Army men-put men-put you can stiU send packages to soldiers in the U, S., and to Sailors, Marines, ... and Coast Guardsmen wherever they . are. When you do, remember one of their favorite gifts is cigarettes, and the favorite brand is CameL Sales records in Post Exchanges and Canteens show ' that Camel is first choice with men in all the services. So send him that carton of Camels today. Adv. BACKACHE for fast diuretic aid WHEN KIDNEY FUNCTION LAGS from this need .... functional kidney disturbance due to need of diuretic aid may cause stabbing back ache! May cause urinary flow to be frex cjuent, yet scanty and smarting! You may lose sleep from "getting up nights" often may feel dizzy, nervous, "headachy." In such cases, you want to stimulate kidney action jast. So If there is nothing ' gystemically op organically wrong, try Gold Medal Capsules. They've been famous fa-mous for prompt action for 30 years. Take) care to use them only as directed. Accept no substitutes. 35 at your drug store. Money for Clay Earning money isn't enough. It only buys some of the clay with which we mould our lives. Fay Bainter. .Vftll unitru wan rnrrrn rnnu FLI If you suffer from hot flashes, dizziness, dizzi-ness, distress of "irregularities", are weak, nervous. Irritable, blue at times duo to the functional "middle-age5 period la a woman's life try Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Vege-table Compound the best-known medicine you can buy today that's made especially tor women. Plnkham's Compound baa helped thousands upon thousands of women wom-en to relieve such annoying symptoms. symp-toms. Follow label directions, pini-ham's pini-ham's Compound Is worth, trying! SNAFPY FACTS ABOUT RUBBER Neither South American sources of natural rubber nor oxpamion of Ouayulo CryBtostogla and all athar rubbor-stoarlng shrub pro auction will sraduca any largo mount of satisfactory rubber for soma yoars, according te gevorn mnt agsntlst. In 1941, 88 per oeni of all baval by Amwinfina we in cars. No flost No aortl ton on ploosor driving brought a drop of abort SO oar cant in tho Bcusongor cars on tho stroota of Now York City. Jay walk or bad a holiday In tho ' out onto brio dasarted main stroots. Flvo la oar iastoacl of. nst fho drlvor and one passenger means that 8 tires are aaved, H too average of Ikroo cars to Hvo war plant workers ts ooiwtderecL The amount of rubber In 8 Urea ts enough ior 72 rjas masks, or for life raita arid rubber liia Jacket mSplaaocrewa, ,-,,, mii n 1 IP i II " """w""r'-"iatiWnl REGoodricli |