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I just wrote piece for Tank, the A.E.F. paper. It is about more of Pnrkey's Peace Plans. I have got to think np some new idea. I got a idea for Hitler's punishment, I would have him sentenced to paper the Great Wall of China using paste witch has been so diluted that it won't stick. Mussolini we can forget for-get now. He Is such a strain on Hitler that maybe we should give him a medal for a assist after the war and just use him for blowing up tires. There is just one thing that will punish Japan enough. That is to confiscate all cameras in the country coun-try and forbid any importants of them. A Jap never suffers so much as when he is going around with no camera. Some of these Purkey Peace Plans which I sent to Yank are as follows: 1 A world commission to check up every ten days and see that nobody no-body is working on any new plans for a new order anywhere. Z Nobody on the losing side Is to be allowed to write a book, start a secret society or get hold of a gavel. - 3 The Peace Commission has got to pass a agreement for immediate action by force the minute anybody in Europe or Asia is found to be working on a new emblem. 4 All use of airplanes for" bombing bomb-ing has got to be ruled out and in the case of Germany she has got to be stopped from even fooling around with boxkites, gliders and plane models. 5 The first delegate from any nation na-tion to a League of Nations meeting meet-ing who gets up and starts using double talk instead of plain language whenever any member starts jumping jump-ing on some small nation must be boiled in oil. ft The United States must keep all its scrap iron at home just in case for the next 50 years and . we can sell Japan nothing except waste rags to stuff in the extra slots witch the Japs have put in all army shoes for big toes. , 7 Tokyo is ta be renamed Midway Mid-way Center. , fr Berlin is to be rechristened New Hyde Park. 9 Herman Goering is to be sentenced sen-tenced to spend his life as a free balloon. 10 I got a great idea about Goeb-bels. Goeb-bels. The Peace Conditions must make him keep talking. Nothing will sound funnier and do more to make Germany sorry. , , . I got some other things I wood like to see happen as a result of the war. I wish along with all the other freedoms it could free us from paper pa-per napkins, paper towels, musical auto horns, No Parking, signs, James Caesar Petrlllo, watered orange or-ange juice, photo finishes, new vitamins, vita-mins, long-winded radio commercials commer-cials and girls who don't write their boy friends twice a week. All my love, Oscar. The Tax Office Speaks We've taxed you on your earnings We've taxed you on your time; We've taxed you on your taxes We haven't left a dime. We've taxed you high for living You're taxed when you are dead; And now we're gonna tax you For being in the red! The marines have found that the Japs in the Salomons .wear rubber-soled rubber-soled shoes with a separate compartment com-partment for the big toe. Vaudeville Vaude-ville acrobats to the last "In two suits for divorce wives in Atlanta, Ga., have complained that their husbands refused to surrender their ration books." News item. As someone writes in to remark, re-mark, "The big fight la the divorce di-vorce courts from now oa is go-' go-' tng to be ever the question which sets custody of the sugar, gas and il coupons. ALL DONE BY MIRRORS "He was convicted in AprU, 1941, of evading taxes of half a million dollars and sentenced to thre years. Later his tax evasion sentence sen-tence was suspended and he was allowed al-lowed to plead jruilty to a lessei ' charge and sentenced to a year ic prison. He was released yesterdaj after serving four months and flvt days." N. Y. Times. How about an apology from ttu government and reimbursement fas any loss of time and money? HONEY nv m. ..... 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